DISCLAIMER: As I haven't put one of these in ANY of my stories, but all of the ones I read the authors get yelled at by their reviewers for not having this, I thought what the hey? I can put at least one, as it is only fair! I thank you all for not yelling at me though. I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OWN ANY OF THE ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! I WISH I DID, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING DO TO? Now sue me if you want, go ahead, all you'll get is a few pieces of lint, a shiny penny, two sisters and a brother that's only and firstword (as far as I know)is Kim, that he chants constantly. So, if you want them that badly then sue me, if not then too bad for you!

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Chapter 23: Quidditch

Mat, Tiger, and Dragon all sat down in the Ravenclaw stands waiting for the game to start. "Now there are a few things you need to learn at a young age about Quidditch. First being that you are never to play the game until you are older, it's dangerous and I don't want you getting hurt. Second there are seven positions, one keeper, one seeker, two beaters, and three chasers. The keeper guards the hoops, where you score the points, the seeker finds the Snitch and most of the time that wins their team the game, however it always ends the game. The two beaters use bats to beat the bludgers at the other team, and the chasers well, they take the Quaffle and score the points." Dragon explained, holding Tiger. "Now see, your daddy trained the Ravenclaw team even though he was also a Gryffindor at one time, so we're cheering for Ravenclaw and against your granddad Harry.

"Hun, I don't think someone whose a month old will be able to understand the intricacy's of Quidditch, let alone what the heck you are talking about. Here babe, don't let your daddy scare you. Though I do agree that you aren't to be playing it until you are older." Mat took Tiger and kissed his forehead. So far they had been able to keep their child a secret, not that they weren't proud, they just didn't want anyone to start plotting anything. The only people who knew about Tiger were the Ravenclaw's and teachers. Today was their first family outting.

"Oi Malfoy, whose that?" Max Pucey, Adrian's brother said, walking up the stands to sit with the Slytherins. Dragon looked towards Mat, who nodded his head. Max was one of the only Slytherin's that was still friends with Dragon, Dragon got up and nodded towards the top of the stands. "So who is that?" Max asked, away from the rest of the people.

"My fiance and my son Tiger Noah." Dragon said smiling, and looking down at his small family.

"You mean you got Mat knocked up already?" Max asked smiling, he had some how always known that Dragon and Mat would get together. Just the way those two were when they were around each other, even if they didn't know who they were at the time.

"No, we haven't even done that yet! It's Melissa's before she died. Even though it's from her and the guy she cheated on me with, I still felt like I needed to take care of him. I haven't regretted it since."

"How long have you been a father?" Max asked, amazed by the whole thing.

"About four weeks. That's why he's covered in so many blankets and such, he needs to stay warm."

"Fatherhood looks good on you Drag, congrats."

"Thanks. Well we better get seated, the game's about to start." Dragon said, before hugging his friend and going back to sit with Mat and Tiger.

"Welcome to the Ravenclaw versus Gryffindor, and they're off!" The announcer said, watching the game intently. "Ravenclaw has one heck of a team this year. They have gone from a third place team to second place, which is probably do to the coaching and guidance of Dragon Malfoy. Sarabella of Gryffindor has the ball, she going going, oh. It's okay Sara, no one could have seen that one coming." Sara has been hit with the bludger, flying through the goal hoop towards her.

"I taught him that one." Dragon whispered to Tiger. "Oh Shi-shcabobs." Dragon caught himself, before he let the 'bad' word slip. Mat still glared at him. "What? I caught myself."

"I know, but still you need to be careful. I don't want him learning those words." Mat said, before looking at the ground. "I hope he's okay, see that's why we don't want you playing." What made Dragon upset was the fact that one of the Gryffindor keepers was hit pretty hard in the head with a bludger.

"He's still down folks. However, Professor Mcgonagall wants me to remind the players that the game is still going. Shows how uncaring for her house she is this year." Mcgonagall gave the announce a look that would kill. "Just saying, no need to get your knickers in a twist. That's Professor Dumbledore's job isn't it? I'm sorry I'm sorry!" Shouted the announcer, who was currently being pulled by the ear from the stadium. Dragon jumped out of his seat still holding Tiger and went down into the announcers box.

"Sorry about that, let's get back the the game huh?" Dragon decided to fill in, so those that didn't understand the game would. "Davies passes the Quaffle to Belinger, Belinger to Pinte and Score for Gryffindor that brings the score 70-130! Way to go Gryffindor. Oh, Justin of Ravenclaw saves the extra point, and Ravenclaw's in posession of the ball."

"Dragon, is that a new sibling?" Someone had magnified their voice to ask over the crowd. Dragon had totally forgot to give Tiger back to Mat.

"I'll explain after the game, as it looks like the seekers have spotted the Snitch! Rogers and Mathews are head to head, and it's Mathews catches the Snitch! Ravenclaw wins, placing them in Second! That leaves the Quidditch cup against Slytherin and Ravenclaw, good luck to both teams."

"What about the baby?" Someone asked.

"This is Mat and mines son Tiger. I'M A FATHER!" Dragon happily and enthusiastically yelled out. The whole Qudditch stadium seemed to burst out with applause and congratulations.

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"Okay, now that Dragon has made that wonderful little announcement we might have to prepare for a lot more students having sex behind our backs." Chastity said at one of the faculty meetings.

"He's just happy, and it's not like they haven't noticed that the staff itself has the highest sex drive then any other in the history of Hogwarts. We just need to figure out how to rectify the situation." Professor Sprout spoke up, looking Chastity, Harry and Draco in the eyes.

"True, but how are we going to do that? That's like saying well we can have sex but you can't." Minerva finally spoke up after sitting quietly for the last hour and a half.

"Well, there's this one class that most American teenagers have to take called Health class, and in it they have a special sex ed lesson or course. That might be an idea, but it's not like your thinking. They don't teach them how to have sex, they just tell you what can happen. You know pregnancy's, STD's, stuff like that. Maybe we could have like a mandatory meeting on that, after or before dinner." Chastity suggested, looking around the table.

"That's a great idea, but who would teach it, because I'm not teaching a bunch of immature teenagers about the consequences of sex." Draco said, shaking his head. "I already have to do that eight times."

"I'll do it, and I'm sure one of the Weasley's would be more then happy to help me. We can also have Dragon talk about what it's like to be a teenage parent, and his experience with Melissa. You know if we can get him to talk about it." Chastity said, since it was her idea. "I'll even talk to Dragon about it."

"It's settled then. I'll post the notices tomorrow, and we'll all make the announcements in our classes, that there is a mandatory meeting on Tuesday which is two days from now." Albus said getting up. Chastity quickly made her way over to the Floo to go to the Weasley's store.

"Chastity! It's so good to see a long lost cousin every once in a while." Fred said, coming out from behind the counter and hugging her. They had informed the Weasley's of Chastity's exsistance and family status during the holidays.

"Good to see you too Gred and Forge." Chastity had to laugh about that. "I was wondering if one of you would help me. See, I got myself into a mess, well actual Dragon did. He announced to the whole school that him and Mat had Tiger. So now, we're going to put on a Sex Ed class and I know you both have sat in on one when you visited America last year for ideas. I thought if they saw the hilarious and carefree Weasley twins behind serious about sex and the consequences then maybe they would see how serious it was. Please."

"We'll both do it, then they'll see how serious it really is." George hugged Chastity again. "By the way, how far along are you?"

"Two months, how did you know?"

"Please, we're Weasley's you could be a day pregnant and we would probably know." Fred said smiling "Congratulations."

"Thank you, the meeting is after dinner on Tuesday."

"You're welcome. See you then."

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D/N: Bad Kime and Dragon! Bad! We forgot to tell you the name of the song and singer to the song in the last chapter! Slaps the top of hand. It's I wanna love somebody like you by Keith Urban. I hope we didn't forget any others. Other then that, Kime was going to wait to update the story until after Christmas seeming the last one was about Christmas, but then bitcake made her feel guilty, so here it is. There is ONLY 5-6 more chapters and this thing hasn't even reached 100 reviews :(. That's sad, it's like the runt of the stories. Anyways on with the reviews.

Sarahamanda: I'm glad you enjoyed the last chapter. How's baby sitting going?

Bitcake: lol I figured you wouldn't. They were going to have it in september of last year, but they figured that that was just too soon. So then they're like well, we have to go through the evidence okay, that was going to happen in November of this year, and then they're like well people will still remember it, let's wait until January! Grumble Grumble Stupid lawyers, wrecking Kime's birthday. Cory from Boy Meets World remember? If you've seen the show, that he's like "My favorite colors yellow, I'm such a happy fellow, it makes me wiggle like Jello...Hello." and he painted his room in that road paint yellow. The twins will get the big kid beds over the summer now that they are back living at Hogwarts. James was trying to be positive! POSITIVE:). Mat: EEP! Runs and hides James: Yes bunches and bunches of sugar! Kime: Yes I think we were too. Sev: I can do that too see ... Serenity: ...Sev comes in and takes out acid pop Sev:However much I want to see her die, I just can't allow it. Chastity would have my head.

Heather: What's up with us and not remembering? lol, erm you guys? You guys wouldn't guess that he would name his son Tiger ;).

Orlin: James: Hello Orlin. Severus and Chastity: Thank you. Dragon: Yes it was, thank you. Mat would be here, but he's currently hiding because he's embarrased.