Don't ignore me. I want to feel happy.
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Voices- This is so cool! We can finally say it! oMg OmG! Ok.. ok... We don't own Inu---argh!
Pisang- standing heroically with a mallet in hand swathed in bandages I've come to avenge... ME! Whoo... go me!... ahem...
Inu felt himself lifted towards a light.
It was about time the poison was working.
A heavenly voice spoke…
…it spoke of many wonders.
Lipstick… eye shadow… toe-nail clippers…
Inuyasha opened his eyes.
He was terrified.
Above him was the face of a man with…
… RUNNY MASCARA…
… PANDA EYES!
Inu began hyperventilating.
For the rest of the day, Inuyashsa was absorbed in scrubbing the face of Jakotsu.
Kagome had to build a boat.
She and Shippo nailed.
They hammered.
And they sanded.
Kagome stood back and inspected their work.
It was beautiful…
…it was wonderful…
… it was a chair…
On that clear, sunny day, in an ocean near Europe, you might've seen two figures on a chair, trying to catch the wind in a tea towel.
Shippo thought that he could sell it on the black market for a few thousand.
At one stage, they were starving and almost resorted to cannibalism.
But then they realised...
…you can eat plants.
Wood is a plant.
The chair is made of wood…
The pair arrived on the shores of Italy, leaving their capsized vessel to drift and began trudging their way to France.
Jakotsu's was red and raw.
Inuyasha had almost scoured his nose off.
The panda-eyed man hopped in pain while Inu shaved his legs.
Hew wondered where Kagome had gotten the great blade…
…it was so gentle on his skin…
After the pain subsided, Jakotsu dragged the other off to see the Boss.
He was in charge of the largest No-name cosmetics line.
As he skipped in delight, Inuyasha was unaware of the twist in the plot, the evil that lay ahead…
…the vinegar in the toffee…
Shippo and Kagome arrived in a small town.
It was burning…
…they were eating popcorn.
They agreed the whole realistic approach was quite amazing.
The organic lines…
The rich tones…
The two buddies spent the afternoon watching a village being obliterated.
As she rose from her seat to get a refill of popcorn, Kagome was stopped by a hulking figure.
Draped in an exceedingly old fashioned cloak and brandishing an oily rag.
This mysterious person bradished for a few more hours.
And doing it with greatcare and expertise.
Kagome became incredibly bored.
She needed a pee.
There were forests nearby…
…maybe they had a toilet.
Kags walked bowlegged into the clump of trees…
…she hurt her head many times.
Finally, through all the confusion, Kagome found a little blue sign pointing to the loo.
After she'd freshened herself up, Kagome trekked back to where Shippo was.
Then she realised she was stomping in circles.
An ear-splitting, bloodcurdling scream echoed through the forest.
As she gathered the remnants of her ear, Kags knew only a woman could make that sort of shriek.
She rushed up the mountainside…
…then down again…
…then in little circles…
Kagome finally found the origin of the screeching.
The scene was indeed interesting.
A bear…
… on top…
… of Miroku…
Inuyasha's imaginary friend was not as imaginary as everyone thought.
The giant grizzly turned it's head to the source of the odd smell.
It scampered away…
… Kagome had a bushy beard and quite unfashionable sideburns.
Kags and Miroku chatted as they walked in loops.
Miroku had been lost in the woods, chasing the hot looking moon. In desperation, he had asked the question that has plagued him for aeons…
…to a bear…
… a male bear…
… an agreeable male bear…
The boss was an imposing person.
His dark hair, smooth and undamaged.
His fingernails, neatly painted with cerise.
His lip gloss… so shiny…
… and inviting.
Inuyasha drooled…
…it smelt like his favourite: strawberry…
Naraku inspected Inuyasha hungrily.
'Boiling him would take all the flavour out…'
The boss then led them into a room marked "Animal Testing"
It looked like a laboratory
Inu knew that someone had finally discovered his amazing scientific knowledge and great colour coordination and were putting his skills to cosmetic use.
'His brain is as small as a peanut…'
Naraku cackled evilly.
Inuyasha beamed.
'Some people are so supportive, they celebrate heartily with you!'
Kagome and Miroku crawled from the undergrowth, battered and worn out.
They had travelled to many foreign areas in search of directions.
In the end, they followed their heart…
…it didn't work very well.
It hurt when you cut yourself open.
And it was incredibly hard to get a leash on the damn thing!
To top it off, the horrible, life preserving muscle couldn't walk or even point.
Shippo looked up from the game he and the mysterious figure were playing…
… a drinking game…
… "Who can drink the most kerosene?"
Sango (the bulky character) liked burning things.
Sango didn't like villages.
She rose from her seat and stumbled drunkenly towards Miroku.
Sango stared into his eyes lovingly.
She leaned forwards and licked her lips…
"You smell like socks"
Miroku realised Sango was at in a vulnerable situation.
He grabbed her and proceeded to run off to a private place.
Shippo and Kagome sat down and toasted some squirrels.
The Private Investigator retold Sango's story…
…She used to walk around the countryside dressed like a man, stealing and eating fence posts. But soon Sango was out done at her job and decied to change and do something more normal...
... maybe a vigilante.
Miroku laid Sango down on the grass.
He kneeled next to her.
The monk enjoyed exploititng half-concious women...
..."I like you hon
You turn me on
Your hands so skilled
Your shirt so filled"
Sango's screams echoed through the woods...
Pisang- Was it good? Was it bad? Please tell me! Or else I'll be sad...