Welcome to another Chapter of The Legend of Zel-

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Mysterious Voice- We are very proud to interrupt the current programing.

Another Mysterious Voice- In times of darkness...

Mysterious Voice- Heros must rise...

Another Mysterious Voice- Heros must fall...

Mysterious Voice- And some may need-

A high-pitched Mysterious voice- TACOS!

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Red- Hey! The lights aren't supposed to be on yet!

Purple- You ruined everything!

Me- Oh..sorry.

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Purple's Voice- Coming soon to the udderly insane world of fanfictions...

Red's Voice- A new kind of hero.

Purple'sVoice- Now!

The lights come on, revealing Zim dressed up asLink.

Zim- Who agreed to let me do this?

A big booming voice- IN THE WORLD OF IRK A LEGEND EXISTS.

Zim- eyes the screen

A BBV- NOT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA.

Zim- Really?

A BBV- THE LEGEND OF GAZ.

Gaz- Great.

A BBV- WILL THE HERO OF DOOM RISE?

Zim- YES! THE SUPERIOR ZIM SHALL RISE!

A BBV- Or will Dib conquer Irk?

Zim- Hey! I though this was Li-

A black..thing crushes Zim that says 'The Legend of Gaz: Ocarina of Doom, coming soon'

He he...Like it? I'm currently writing it in a journal thing of supronic doominess.

I have a super case of writer's block on my other stories. So I decided to write on this one.

I do not ownZelda orZimin all of their superiorness. Oh yeah, I also don't own the chapter name. I got it from the song Going Under by Evanescence. You know:

Blurring and Stirring the truth and the lies...


The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina ofTime

Chapter XVI

The Truth andthe Lies

"Woa..." Was the only thing Link could say.

The Great Deku Tree's "body" had decayed a great deal. The trunk had turned a dark black color and looked as if one would touch it, it would completly deteriorate. All of it's leaves had fallen, and the atmosphere consisted of death.

Link wondered if he should leave or not. He looked over at Navi, who seemed to be staring at the late Great Deku Tree, her wings only fluttering so often so she could stay in the air. The once rich soil felt hard under his feet. He looked down at the ground.

"Hey...What's that?" He asked.

It looked like a long, thick weed had sprouted from the ground. The ground around it begain to turn green and grass sprouted. Link's feet sank only a centimeter into the soil. Warmth spread around his body, like it did in the forest temple. He looked back at the "weed".

"Hello!" It said joyfully.

The shock almost sent Link to the ground.

"Navi...did that thing just speak to me?" he whispered.

It had widened out some more, and it now had...a face?

"Um...Yes Link, it did...I think," Navi said.

"Welcome back Link and Navi!" It spoke again. It's voice was powerful yet child-like.

"Erm...I know this might sound...odd, but what...er...who are you?" Link asked.

"Why I am the Great Deku Tree Sprout!" it said. "Though I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, Link and Navi."

"What do you mean?" Link was very confused about this "Sprout."

"You broke the curse that was put on this forest seven years ago. The entire forest owes you their thanks," the sprout said.

"It would be better if no one really knew my true identity, thank you very much," Link said.

"I can understand why you may feel embaressed, or shocked with your new body, but there is one thing I must tell you," the Sprout spoke.

"Okay," Link agreed.

"The story starts seventeen years ago. The Imprisioning war was going on, the war that involved every race in Hyrule except the Kokiri," the Sprout's voice suddenly went from happy to serious. "The cause of the war was unknown, though only three beings knew the cause, the Queen of Hyrule, who was murdered soon after giving birth to her child, Zelda. Rauru, the Light Sage, who was safe in the Sacred Realm, and finally, my predecessor.

"I enherited the knowledge that the one before me had, if I didn't, I'd be completly useless. The cause of the war was Ganondorf. He wanted the Triforce. The war ended soon after a baby was born. Ganondorf sent his troops to burn down the house and bring the baby to him. The mother escaped with the baby after seeing her own husband die. She ran untill she ended up here, right where we speak at this very moment."

Link didn't like where this story was going.

"She entrusted the care of her child to the one before me, and soon, she passed away. You might be wondering who that baby was, correct?"

Link gulped, "mabye..." he felt like his throat was closing off. He knew how this would end.

"Link, the baby was...You."

Link felt like he had lost all control of his body, because he fell to his knees. "I'm...a Hylian?"

The Sprout closed it's eyes, "yes."

"Why...why didn't I ever know?" Link asked, feeling like he was going to pass out.

"Your mother felt it would be better if you were raised to be a Kokiri, though she didn't possibly think of this happening," the Sprout said.

Link was speechless. Navi flew from his shoulder, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but if Link was a Hylian, then...if he wasn't the Hero of Time, wouldn't he grow up anyway?"

"Yes..I suppose, though when the time was right, you would know. Link, you must understand, you were destined to leave the forest. Ganondorf knew you were the key to get to the Sacred Realm."

"Though he tricked me anyway," Link said.

"Yes Link, sadly, that is true. Listen to me, you must leave the forest and awaken the other sages! I bid you farewell."

"Yeah...Bye."

Link left the Great Deku Tree's meadow. He then saw the last person he wanted to see.

Mido.