Chapter 24: Sex Ed

The Tuesday after dinner, the Great Hall was turned into a lecture hall, and all students had been paged to come. In case there were those students that tended to skip dinner for reasons of their own. Fred and George had already been there, having opted for eating at Hogwarts like the 'good ol' days,' as Fred had rightfully put it. Once Chastity was sure everyone was there, as Dumbledore made exactly as many seats as there were students, she began. "I want you all to be paying attention to what is said in this meeting, because I am sure that you as do I, will not want to repeat this extra little course. Some of your teachers may even quiz you on what is said in here." Chastity looked around at the group of very attentive students.

"Great, now, due to recent events, you are all sitting in a lecture on sexual education." Groans could be heard throughout the hall. "I told you you wouldn't want to repeat this lecture, but I will make it as fun as possible. Before we start, you might have noticed two familiar faces eating dinner with us this evening. I am happy to introduce you all to the owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, and the two most infamous pranksters Fred and George Weasley." The students started clapping, cheering, and whistling out loud.

"Thank you all, but let's be serious. Right now we are not the infamous Weasley twins, we are just Fred and George. Now, if you all pay attention, join in, and take this seriously, and by seriously I mean you aren't even to joke about what is said in this class, then we have a surprise for you at the end. Ifwe have to ask you to leave, not only will you be dealing with Chastity and Headmaster Dumbledore, you'll also miss out on the surprise." George said, sitting down on the table behind Chastity.

"For Hogwarts students, you sure have seen a lot of stuff in the past three years, that includes this year. For example, it seems like some of your teachers we'll name them Wacko, Scary, and Hastily have been nothing but pregnant. Then of course you had Melissa Black whom was one of your fellow students, and whose child is now being raised by Dragon Malfoy. We know that babies seem sweet, and that the process gone through to have a child might seem exciting, but this is serious. You are all still children and young adults, raising a child might seem easy, but it's far from it, and I know that you won't take our word for it, so I asked Dragon to share his experiences with you." Chastity sat on the table besides George, while Dragon made his way to the front of the room.

"Hey everyone, it may just seem like I'm saying this, but seriously had I not made a promise to a friend, I definitely would have waited to have or even raise a child. It's really hard to have to wake up at all hours of the night, and then have to get up for school. I mean Mat and I have slept like a total of four hours a night, and the rest of the time we're taking care of Tiger. Yes, I have been known for having sex, so it's sort of hypocritical of me to come up here infront of you all, stand here telling you how abstience is the best thing you could think. However, I can stand up here and say that I lost my virginity at an extremely young age, I didn't give it away, I was taken advantage of. See, people like the late Kelly Fehr, will take advantage of you. They will wait until you are upset, or extremely emotional where you aren't thinking straight and seduce you. I know some of you had read an article and saw the pictures in the Daily Prophet about what happened in Diagon Alley. That was a plan gone wrong on my part. Most of you have met the twins Elizabeth and Michael, my siblings. Well, they had been stolen and it was a plan made up by Kelly and one of her friends. I thought that had I pretended to be interested in her, she would give up the location on where they were hidden. It went way too far, and she got out of hand. Now you might be thinking why didn't I fight back, well if I did that the twins could have been killed. I regret losing my virginity to her, I always have."

"What about Melissa?" Someone from the crowd asked, all Dragon could tell was that the voice was male, little did he know that it was Mat whom asked. Some of the students nodded their head and agreed or said yeah.

"Well, having known that as a source of comfort at the time instead of it being, as I put it before, taken advantage of, that's what happened. There was an incident in which Melissa's father had died, and my parents could have died but didn't tell me they were going to go anywhere. So again we sort of just took advantage of each other. The last one was Shannon, we were both drunk, met up at a club and screwed around. She confronted me at the beginning of the school year last year and told me she was pregnant. I will never forget that day, when I thought that I had got her pregnant, I freaked out. Since then, I have not had sex. Mat and I are more then happy to say that we have not yet had sex, it's not that I don't love Mat. I love him with all my heart, it's just not the right time for us to be doing that."

"Great point Dragon. You are all way too young right now to be giving in to harmones. I mean, I know how your feeling having been your age myself once, but the point is you might be feeling this way towards someone but that doesn't mean that you should go out and sleep with them. Can I have four volunteers from the audience?" Fred asked, standing up and looking into the crowd. "You three girls and ah just the person I was hoping would volunteer. Mr. Finnigean. I know your father quite well." Fred didn't just know Seamus from being a Gryffindor, he also knew of Seamus' reputation while at Hogwarts.

"I'll help you Fred." George quickly got up off the desk. He was excited about testing out their new teaching experiment. George went into one of the book bags and pulled out a roll of tape.

"Spell-o-tape? That's what you need us to volunteer for?" Adam asked, looking at the twins.

"It's not spell-o-tape, it's called Absti-tape. Okay, now on with my example. We're going to pretend that these three lovely ladies, all have the hots for Mr. Finnegian over here. What's your name dear?" Fred asked the first girl.

"Abby." She whispered.

"Ah, I see your friends here roped you into doing this, well I won't embarrase you too much." Fred said, while George handed Adam three pieces of paper. "Now, I would like Adam to lift his right arm up, and Abby your left. I'm going to tape your arms together okay? This tape represent the bond you make when you first have sex with someone. Now, let's say Adam here is quite the ladies man, he goes around bragging about how he can get into any girls pants, so one day his friend made a deal with him. He would give him one thousand Galleons, if he lost his virginity to Abby here. Now, Abby has had this secret crush on Adam and would do anything to date him. So, Adam uses that to his advantage, he starts first with hanging out with Abby." Fred wrapped the tape around their joined arms once. "Then they start becoming friends." Another wrap around their arms. "They start dating for a while. Let's say about a year." Fred wrapped the tape around their arms about five times. "Now, you have to remember that Adam here only did this as a bet, however as you can see this connection they've made with each other is very strong. So, one day Adam decides he's sick of being Abby's boyfriend, and he just wants to complete this bet, so he some how seduces Abby into sleeping with him." Fred wrapped the tape five more times around their arms. "The next morning, Abby finds she's alone in the bed." He starts taking the tape off this time. "That didn't hurt much did it?"

"No." Abby and Adam said together.

"Then Adam stops hanging out with Abby, completely avoids her." The took off a couple of pieces of tape. "That hurt?"

"No." They responded again.

"Okay, then Adam figures out that he has feelings for Abby, but Adam's friend who started the bet tells her and Abby is crushed. She just gave up her virginity as a bet, a measly, lousey bet. They break up." Fred ripped all of the tape off.

"OW!" They screamed, their arms turning red.

"See, the strong bond that was made during sex was hard to break. However, now that Adam has dealt with the pain of loosing Abby, he has a special little reminder, and what's that? Go on read the paper, what did little Abby here leave you?" Fred asked, motioning Abby to sit down.

"Unwanted pregnancy." Adam read off the paper.

"Congratulations, your a father. Now, he's dealt with Abby and the baby, who he left on their own, and starts dating-" Fred left it open for the next girl to fill in.

"Marissa."

"He starts dating Marrissa here, well as you know they start making this bond." Fred used the same tape as he had on Abby and Adam. "See, we're using the same tape because this is Adam's bond to these three girls, the first one was special and hurt the most when they broke up. Now that he's moved on, let's see what happens. Late one night, Adam and Marrissa come home from having dinner at their favorite resturant, it's their one year anniversary, and they decide it's the perfect time to get together. Marrissa having had sex before, knows how much it hurts when you break up with the person you first gave yourself too, so she understand that they need to take it slow. Evenutally that night they sleep together. Adam does the same things he did to Abby, and finally breaks up with her."

"That smarts." Marrisa said, rubbing her arm.

"What about you?" Fred asked turning towards Adam.

"It wasn't that bad, I mean yea my arm is red, but it just felt like a pinch that was it."

"See. Now, the bond that Adam makes with these girls isn't as strong as it once was, meaning he's not really appreciating the girls, but what he can get out of them. So Adam what did little Marissa leave you?"

"Herpes. What the hell!" Adam said, looking down on the paper.

"You mean you didn't know? Wow, so now you have a child and herpes, aren't you glad this isn't real life?" Fred asked, watching the boy crumple up the piece of paper. " What's your name dear?" Fred asked, the girl had gone pale. "Don't be afraid."

"Emily." The girl whispered really softly.

"So, now we're down to lucky number three. You and Emily start making friends, and again we are using the same piece of tape. You don't tell her about your herpes, but she's okay with the fact that you have a child. One day you get drunk, this time you've only known each other for about three days and decide what the hell it's sex, Emily has had it before anyways. So, you have sex and like the playboy you are, you get up and move to a whole different city without telling her." Fred ripped the tape off.

"Wow that didn't hurt at all." Adam said, before realizing what it meant. "I had no connection to her."

"It hurt me a bit." Emily spoke up.

"Right you are, you have just now had meaningless sex, where as Emily had made a sort of connection to you. Look at it this way though, she now has your herpes, but what did she give you in return? That's right little Emily here was hiding a dirty little secret from you also." Fred asked, throwing the absti-tape pieces away.

"AIDS." Adam read.

"So was it worth it? Now you have a child, herpes and AIDS."

"No, this is shit."

"Well that's the consequences of having sex. You may sit down Adam. As you can see, Fred , Chastity and I aren't up here laughing our heads off, we aren't tell you how stupid this is, that you should go out and have sex. However, we aren't saying not to have sex. Just make sure that when you do, you are either one going to marry the person, or two know that are you old enough to deal with the consequences." George finally spoke up.

"Birth control pill, condoms, they aren't one hundred percent effective. There is a condom taped to the bottom of all your chairs, if you take it off and read the back, condoms are only ninty five percent effective which means you still have that slight five percent chance that they aren't going to work. Birth control pills have the same efficency as condoms, the only thing that is one hundred percent effective is not having sex until you are ready.Hell, I was twenty six when I lost my virginity. I waited until I met who I thought was the right person, we were engaged, had been together for years and our families had known each other our whole lives. Capucius' father isn't Professor Snape, it was Sirius Black's. I had only ever slept with Sirius one time, we both took measures in not getting pregnant but we still ended up with a child. Professor Snape and I are married, and I can say with all honesty that we have only slept together one time because of raising Capucius, however I am pregnant again. So trust me when I say that nothing is as effective as not having sex." Chastity said, placing her hand on her stomach.

"You're telling us!" Draco said, walking in from the back of the room, all eight infants with them.

"So, who in here has ever wanted a child? I would really love nine volunteers, if Dragon will get his butt up here with the rest of his family." Harry said, walking towards the front of the room. Fred and George helped Harry carry the babies, while Draco was walking around the audience.

"What about you two, you have your hands up. Everyone has always dreamed of their children turning a certain age, out of one fourteen year old, two two year olds, one one and a half year old, three one year olds, one four month old and another three month old who would you like to take care of for the rest of this lecture?" Draco asked, the two girls sitting in front of him, their boyfriends looking a little green.

"I'll have the four month old."

"Thank you Miss Walkins, this is Rupert ." Draco took Rupert out of Georges hands and handed him to her. "What about you Miss Drews?"

"The three month old is fine." She smiled greatly.

"Here ya go, this is Audrey. What about you two young men? I saw your hands raised." Draco asked, walking halfway across the hall.

"We both want the two year olds."

"Oh thank Merlin, this is Michael and Elizabeth." Draco winked at Harry. They didn't have anything planned, but they knew the twins that well.

"I'll take Dragon." One of the Slytherin seventh years called out.

"Hold off on him just yet, we have a project for that one." Harry said, smiling and patting his son on his shoulder. Dragon knew he was in for something. Once the triplets and Alyssa had been handed out, Harry turned back to the group of children. "Since Dragon here is a grown teenager, anyone who takes him will be stuck with him for a week. You are to pretty much take the place of Draco and I. If you come crawling back to us to take our son back, and Dragon you are to act no differently towards them as you do to us no matter what, you will sign a promise card that states you will not have sex until you are married. Now see, this is the same card Melissa Black signed and look where it got her when she broke it. So, the choice is yours, we'll give you all a few minutes to decide."

"Professors we're sorry to interrupt, but ,um, the twins have our wands." The two boys said, looking down at the twins, whom were sitting on the floor.

"Well you're their parents take it away from them." Draco suggested, motioning towards the twins. The two boys went to take the wands out of the boys hands only to have the twins make the ends of the wands explode in their faces. "Oh, did I forget to mention they're a little advanced for their age? I knew we forgot something." Harry and Dragon started smiling. "Well go on, little kids, especially those two, shouldn't be playing with wands. Back to what we were saying, anyone up to taking Dragon?"

"I will, I mean how bad could he be right? He's changed his ways so to say." One of the Gryffindor's said, raising her hand.

"Very well Miss Tawny, but as I said, if you come crawling back to us then you'll have to sign the card."

"I know." Dragon went right up to Amanda and sat down next to her.

"By the way, I need money. Before I was in your care, I bought something over the owl post and need the money to pay for it. I believe the item was roughly 400 Galleons, give or take a few."

"Excuse me? I don't have that type of money."

"Well then mum, maybe you should have thought of that before having a child. Heads up!" Dragon yelled, ducking himself as the babies sent the Weasley's fireworks zooming through the air.

"You better get those wands before they light them." Harry said, going back to the discussion.

"Erm Professor, I think Audrey needs to be changed."

"Well then, go change her. We told you these are your children til the end of the lecture, and the lecture isn't over yet." Harry knew that Liz was one of those snobby purebloods that had the house elves do everything for them. Luckily he had pre-warned the house elves not to come into the lecture hall, so she was forced to change the diaper herself. "Not as fun as it looks. We did warn you to take those wands away from them." Harry said, turning to see the twins, not setting fire to the fireworks but onto the guys cloaks. "Um, guys your on fire." The two guys jumped out of their seats and started to put the fire out.

"Ok, we give, how do we get the wands from the babies." One of the boys, Justin asked.

"Tell them sternly, like this. Michael and Elizabeth Potter-Malfoy you put those wands down at once before you hurt yourselves." Harry said, walking right up to them. They twins put the wands down and smiled innocently at Harry.

"We wuv you daddy." Elizabeth said smiling sweetly.

"I love you too, but wands are dangerous and you know it."

"No tay aren't." Michael said shaking his head. Dragon got out of his head and walked over to the twins, kneeling down in front of them.

"Yes they are, you could have seriously hurt these two. Fire is dangerous you know that, and you also know what can happen if you mess a spell up. Remember the raining oranges you did when you wanted orange juice? That hurt and was dangerous." Dragon put his hand out, the twins placed the wands in Dragons hand before turning towards the two guys.

"We's sorry, we not good." Elizabeth said, on the verge of tears.

"Aw, please don't cry. You just didn't know, that's all." Justin said, bending down to hug her.

"I wouldn't do that. She's trying to sweet talk you, so when you bend down she can take your wand again." Dragon warned.

"Oh, youlittle sneak."

"He he he, oh Dragiiiin, you messed us up." Michael said, sticking out his tongue.

"No, I love you too much to see you two get hurt." Dragon already had his wand hidden in his cloak, so he bent down to hug his siblings before going up on stage.

"Since we're almost done, Dragon found a song that I think suits this lesson." Chastity said, pressing play on the magic run cd player, since it had the back up music.

"Turn out the light... Just say goodnight to yourself, may I remind you, when you find you, are all alone is when you, you've got to be strong. That's when they call you in the night, he's got your picture in his mind, he's got your number, on a paper, at his disposal anytime. Is it really true, can you save yourself for someone who, could love you for you, so many times we just give it away to someone who. You met in a bar, the back of a car, and for a moment you felt important but not in your heart... Cause myself esteem, it's been low. Go ahead and count it's been lower then low and I've got a feeling, of it stealing life out from under me."

"Cause I wanna learn, how you save yourself for someone who, could love you for you, so many times we just give it away, to someone who, couldn't even remember your name. Did you save yourself, for someone who loves you for you and loves me for me. Give it away, to someone who can cherish your name... Cause I wanna learn did you save yourself for someone who loves you for you, and loves me for me, give it away to someone who, some one who, can cherish your name...Cherish your name." Dragon finished the song and went back to sit by Mat, he was told to act exactly like he did to his parents, and no one saw him up there sitting with Harry and Draco, so why should he go sit with the Gryffindor?

"If any of you need to talk to someone, our doors are always open, and anything you tell us is confidential. The only way we would break that is if you were going to do harm to yourself or someone else." Chastity said, getting up off the table. "On one last final note, most STD's can have no symptoms for years. You could have one right now and not know about it. There are tests that you can take, and our wonderful school nurse would be more then happy to test you. Condoms provide some protection from STD's but they are not the best way to protect yourself. STD's can be transferred through blood, and sexual fluids. Some STDs are incurable, which means you have them for life. Anything anyone wants to add to this lecture?" Chastity asked, looking around the room.

"Before you're dismissed, since all of you paid attention, volunteered, and not one of you was thrown out, you will all recieve fifty Galleons worth of joke stuff from our store for free. Now, the first thing you will all want to do is go and pick this stuff up." Fred said, handing out coupons.

"However, that would be a bad idea. Hold on to these coupons and you won't have to spend so much money next Christmas." George finished, handing coupons. "George finished handing coupons to the other group of students.

"Even those that are sitting out there and are gay, you can still get STDs, you can still obviously become pregnant. Some guys are able to reproduce without a pregnancy potion. However that is rare. Pregnancy and non-pregnancy potions are also not your safest bet, they both look the same and have the same ingrediants just one has less then the other. Trust us, how do you think Dragon was born?" Harry said, smiling wickedly at the memory. "You can also get sexually transmitted dieseases from oral sex, sorry, but I'm not the one that created the rules on this. Other then that I think that's it, you are all free to go. Except, you two." Harry said, pointing towards the Slytherin Prefect and his girlfriend.

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That night, Dragon and Mat were sitting curled up in each other's arms. On the couch watching the wizarding T.V. Harry and Draco had bought, when Mat turned towards Dragon. "Babe, I've been thinking."

"About?" Dragon asked, his stomach rising in his throat. 'This is it, he found someone else. I just know it.'

"Well, you're going to become this huge singer, you'll be traveling all around the world, and I want to be there with you. So, I was thinking if I talked to Remus maybe I could work as his liason to the muggles, you know the Prime Minister, the Presidents, royals. Then, when I'm old enough because I had so much training over the vacations, that I could probably go right into the Magical Liason Office once I graduate Hogwarts." Mat said, turning towards Dragon, whom had a shocked look on his face. "Okay, so it's a bad idea."

"No, it's just when you said 'I was thinking,' I thought you were going to break up with me. So this look is a shocked, relieved look. I think it's a great idea though." Dragon kissed Mat on the forehead before he heard Tiger cry. "My turn, why don't you get to bed. It's been a very long day." Dragon said, getting up off the couch and heading towards the nursery.

"Hey, my little guy. What's wrong huh?" Dragon asked, picking up Tiger.

"Probably sir he's not use to's seeings me's yet. Dobby's terribly sorry's." Dobby said, placing a stuffed animal besides the crib. "I gots this for young master Malfoy." Dragon looked down at the stuffed Tiger.

"Thank you Dobby it's very thoughtful of you, I'm sure he'll enjoy it. How have you been Dobby?" Dragon asked, sitting in one of the rocking chairs, rocking Tiger back to sleep, and offering the other one to Dobby.

"I've been great Mr. Dragon sirs. I've been in charge of settings up the nursies at the Potter and Malfoy's manors. Dobby can't waits sir for all the new babies to's come home." Dobby whispered, noticing Tiger had fallen asleep.

"Yeah, this will be one hell of a summer." Dragon said, getting up and placing his son in the crib before going off to bed.

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D/N: Happy Christmas to All the Reviewers, from The Snape, Black, Potter, Malfoy, McGuire, and of course Kime.The song in chapter is called Save Yourself by Stereophonics. Anyways, This is Kime's Holiday present to you all:). Hands out cookies, candy canes, and Gifts from Weasely's store. The tape thing was used in Kime's health class, just so you know she wasn't the idiot that came up with it.

Sarahamanda: Merry Christmas, Glad everything is going good for you and that you enjoyed the last chapter.

Orlin: Merry Christmas, Glad you enjoyed the last chapter. Dragon and Mat: Thanks...Chastity: I didn't think it went that badly.

Heather: Merry Christmas. I didn't think of that, Tiger...Tigger lol. Yes I have noticed, though Arithmacy is a math class, however they don't have a grammar class or anything, Hmm. I wonder why that is. Glad you loved the chapter.

Bitcake: Merry ChristmasSues back Hey! I want my siblings, I didn't mean for you to actually take my siblings, though you can have Samantha my actual sister. Fine, you can have my two step-brothers, but you aren't taking Brychan and Nathan their mine! The Boy Meets World part is where they went off to College, and Topanga and Corey are engaged and moved into that run down appartment building. Thanks for the tip ;). Mat: evil. James: Goes on sugar high Thank you. Sev: Thank you. It is a pity but still.. Serenity: Ha ha I'm related to him and your not.