YAY.. almost done. I'm hungry...
Disclaimer:
Pisang- Ah peace and quiet at last...
Pisang- Kinda boring...
... hmmmm... alright... I don't own Inuyasha...
Wuh.. I've just been fired! Seems I'm not exciting enough...
... grrr... muttering curses>
Inuyasha admired his new look.
His lips were smothered in greyish-yellow lipstick.
His foundation was a strange electric blue.
His cheeks were coated with a purple blush.
Sparkly black eye shadow was smudged over one eye, while oily brown coated the other.
An excess of white mascara dripped from his eyelashes.
Naraku certainly had style.
All this outlandish makeup had given Inu invigorating ideas.
He tried to tell the scientists surrounding, but they were too busy studying him.
Inu blushed.
Naraku was annoyed.
The new victim was too compliant.
Though he did look good.
But Inuyasha's testing days were numbered.
Naraku's flying minions had reported of a cute little fox.
He tittered.
Cute things made him merry…
… and foxes made it even better…
… they go well with Chardonnay.
Naraku stared at Inuyasha through the2 way mirror (courtesy of Kanna).
'Mmmmmm… yummy…
… he'll do well steamed.'
Shippo was missing.
A note was left behind.
It read, 'Gone fishing'
Kagome was irate and frazzled.
He had forgotten to take out the trash…
… thanks to that idiot there was nowhere to put the orange peel.
Kags was growing facial hair that could rival a monkey.
Sango was searching for wood.
Miroku had to die.
She glanced down and saw a shoe.
It was rather small.
Beyond the miniscule footwear there was a tiny discarded coat.
"HEY GUYS! FREE CLOTHES!"
Shippo had a nightmare.
He dreamt that flying teapots took him away…
... the sensation of being suspended in midair was wonderful…
… until the little kitsune realized something…
… his darling was missing.
Shippo searched through all his clothes…
The trail of garments led to a tall, foreboding fortress.
"WHOOT! A DEPARTMENT STORE!" Kagome screamed.
"MAYBE THERE'S A SALE!"
The guards were at the mercy of two shopping crazed women.
After lots of scratching, biting and pulling of hair, the pair of ladies stood victorious…
… frothing at the mouth.
Miroku stared in amazement and fear.
Kagome and Sango tottered around, looking for the signs of a clearance.
Suddenly the pong of something like leather filled the air.
"IT MUST BE HANDBAGS SPECIALLY RESERVED FOR US!"
The two excited females tracked down the alluring smell to a dimly lit kitchen with dirty walls.
Something shifted in the shadows...
... something large...
... something smelly...
... something hideous...
Inuyasha's face peered out from the darkness.
Kagome was shocked...
... was that her handbag?
It was so...
...beautiful!
Sango was also enraptured by the stunning display before her.
Miroku was leaning on the doorframe checking his hair.
Kagome rushed over and broke the chains binding Inu to a giant steamer.
The power of a women in longing...
... for accessories.
Miroku observed the situation with an educated eye.
'There's one bag...
...and twofrenetic ladies...
... maybe I should get highlights... '
Sango, due to desperation,suggested they cut Inuyahsha in half.
He was objecting profusely, but the Sango and Kagome just didn't hear him.
They had sharpened their nails for the incision when Naraku burst in.
"THAT ONE'S MINE!" Sango shouted with glee.
The cool detached bosstried to escape from the vigilante's vice-like hold, but failed miserably...
... his arm was losing circulation.
O.K o.k ... It's a bad finish but there's more to come.
Birdies- Hi! We're your chirpy new presenters! Woot! Out with the old in with the new! Pisang was just sooooo ol----
Pisang- (with feathers sticking out from mouth) Heh heh heh...
...Ye shall chirp no more..