TWISTED!

Hey again! XD Yes this is a twisted story…. And it gets worse! So hold onto your seats and crackers folks we're in for a long ride!
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Ponyboy's POV

It's… so… SHINY! Ohmigosh everything is all… SHINY! I like the shiny! Er- let me back up my story! It all started…. fives years later and here we are in Never Land! I can't believe my llama feelers- I MEAN EYES! I cannot wait to meet Mr. Michael Milk Jackson! This is the best day of my life! Well for me at least… We kinda lost Darry's head… Oh wait no some freak dude who looks like Michael Jackson has it…. HOLY CRACKERS IT IS MICHAEL JACKSON!

"Uh…. Dur…. Chi…. Now…. Wow….." And with that I fainted…. But when I woke up I was bald! So I quickly grabbed my handy dandy glue bottle from my pants… Oh shoot it exploded…. No wonder I'm all sticky! I thought I wet myself again! Dur… Anyways so I used whatever glue that was in the bottle and put it on my head and than I stuck the hair on! Well it didn't really work… So I decided to get a wig! But the question is: When you're in the strange land of a strange person and your bald and naked how does one get a wig? Well that was the question so let's get an answer! Uh… What was I saying again? Something about ducks? OH MY GOD I'M BALD! Oh yeah that twas it… Then suddenly a strange little light appeared!

"My name is Fairy Barbie Queen and I come from Michael Jackson's chest of treasures…. And I'm here to grant thee a wish," she said. Hmmm a wish… Yes this could be useful, but what to wish for… Think… Think…. Think… I've always wanted a pet pony…. But the last pet I had ended up being friend on the grill poor Dinky!. Well then again I've also really wanted Hilary Duff's newest CD… But uh maybe not… Oh wait I need a wig!

"Uh wig?" I asked.

"Magico Prestico AllaCazaam give me a roast turkey and a bucket off ham!" she cried and a moment later all those weird things came.

"I said a wig not… that," I frowned.

"Oh? Well to bad!" and with that she took the turkey and put it on my head and then put a few pieces of ham on top.

"But I look like sandwich!" I cried.

"Here," she took off a pink bow and tied it to the turkey's leg, "Now you look hot!" Then she left and I was stuck with a roasted turkey, ham, and a bow on my head. I tried to take it off but it was seriously stuck!

"Uh a little help here!" I cried in agony. And then I remembered the glue! It was extra sticky I can't even take off my paints! Aw man! How come this kind of thing only happens to me! I pulled and I pulled until the stupid bird came off. Then magically it came back to life and flied away.

"Bye, bye birdie," I sobbed going back to my search for a wig. When I suddenly found Michael Jackson's collection of noses! And under that a wig cabinet! I found this really hot afro so I put that on! Oh will Dally be ever so jealous! Just then my brothers walked in… WITH MR. MICHAEL MILK JACKSON! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I was so totally freaked out that I started screaming really loudly and running into the walls. And then I remembered the hammer incident… So I stopped.

"Oh hey look Darry found his head! Hurray!" I smiled.

"Hello little boy- I mean Ponyboy! Just my lunch another wonderful little boy- I MEAN GUEST! Uh… here have a cookie!" he handed me a cookie and I threw it in his face.

"Lunch…" Soda repeated looking like he shouldn't be here.

"Hey you wasted a cookie!" Darry cried, "HOW COME I DIDN'T GET A FRIGGEN COOKIE! HUH! AT LEAST I'M HAWT! AND I'M LITTLE BOY INSIDE!" Everybody stared at Darry for a really long time and then his head fell off so we turned our attention back to Michael Jackson. Oh no… I threw the cookie at his nose… IT FELL OFF!
"You little cracker jack! You nose murderer! HOW COULD YOU! I'M RUINED!" Michael Jackson sobbed. I just stood staring there. "GUARDS!" he screeched. And then suddenly scary flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz flooded in and took me by the arms and dragged me out of the room.

"PONY!" I saw my brother Soda put out his arm and start acting all dramamatic but he didn't help…

"AHHHHHHH!" I screamed really loud and tried to bite the guy but the dude just bit me back! And then suddenly I felt something funny on my head. Oh hey my hair grew back… OH NO! I have glue on the afro! GAWR MY HAIR! But who cares I think I see Dally and Johnny coming up!

"JOHNNY! DOBBY- I mean- DALLY HELP ME!" I cried. Dally was high on cereal and Johnny was playing with a plank….. WHAT THE HECK! After a lot of kicking and screaming we came to a huge door that read, "TIME-OUT CENTER!" This was rather awkward because they threw me into a very pink fluffy room… On the ground there were little pink ducks and Barbies… But that wasn't the worst part! TELETUBBIES CAME OUT OF THE OVER DECORATED DOORS!

"Tinky Winky! La La! Dipsy! PO! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! It's time to hello! Uh oh!" they squealed in unison. By now I was in tears and I was trying to get out! But then they took a huge circle floaty and put it around me so I was stuck!

"Let's bury him in beany babies!" one of the horrible creatures cried evilly.

"HELP! ANYBODY! HELP ME!" I was totally freaking out. And I was screaming my brain out so they stuffed a cookie in my mouth! But the cookie was old and hard so I could break it! What can I do?

To be continued!