Disclaimer:
PHE: I own absolutely EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
Jack: Ye don't, luv. When will ye get it into your head?
Alexa: But Jack, Didn't you know? Pip don't got a head!
PHE: Why I oughta.!!! (strangles Alexa like Homer strangles Bart)
Glorfindel: Hm, interesting.
Christie: Who the hell are you?
Glorfindel: Glorfindel.
Alex: *thoroughly confused* Who's Glorfindel?
PHE: *while strangling* Glorfindel's from Lord of the Rings- which I own- and he's in this story's sequal.
Jenny: Why do you have GLORFINDEL in this disclaimer. for a Pirates of the Caribbean story?
Glorfindel: Because she doesn't like Jack.
Jack: Why I oughta.! (strangles Glorfindel)
Christie: Cool.
Alex: This is odd.
Jenny: That's Pippin for ya.
Alex: D'you think WE should do the disclaimer?
Chrisite: Sure
Jenny: Why not?
Alex, Jenny, and Christie: Pippin the Hobbit-Elf owns absolutely nothing.
Chrisite: *in a hushed undertone* And doesn't she own us, too?
Alex and Jenny: *whispers* SHUDDUP!
Chapter Four, part DUEX
Jack Sparrow quickly walked into the smithy and snapped the door shut behind him. The girls held their breath as they saw Jack get closer.
Jack carefully prodded the drunken blacksmith. When he did not waken, Jack bent down and shouted into his ear. "Whoa!" satisfied, Jack walked away to take off his irons. The girls watched in amusement as Jack finally figured out the should use the donkey. He spurred the donkey with a red hot metal rod, stuck his irons between the giant gear above him, and with a satisfying CRACK, they broke. "And just in time." Megan muttered just as Will walked in the door.
It took almost all of Megan's self control (not to mention everybody else holding on to the back of her shirt) to keep her from jumping out at Will. Megan watched excitedly as Will patted the donkey to calm it down, and then looked over at Mr. Brown.
"Right where I left you." He commented, smiling slightly. He turned around and noticed the hammer that Jack had used. He frowned. "Not where I left you." Alexa gasped as he noticed Jack's hat and reached for it. But Jack came just in time to protect his precious effects. The pirate came out of his hiding place, sword unsheathed, pointed at Will.
Megan turned towards Alexa. "Can we join the fight?" she whispered, her eyes wide in hope. "NO!" the rest of the girls hissed.
"You're the one they're hunting- the pirate." Will said accusingly. Jack stared at Will, studying him. "You seem somewhat familiar.have I threatened you before?" Will frowned. "I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates." Jack smiled. "Ah, well then, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me-" Jack turned away to leave, but Will grabbed his own sword and pointed it at Jack. "Oooh!" said Megan quietly. "I love this part!"
Jack frowned, obviously not expecting Will to have stood up to him. "Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?" he asked, pulling out his own sword. Will stood there, defiant. "You threatened Miss Swann." Jack ran his sword down and up Will's blade. (a/n: okay, this may just be me, but that just sounded oh so dirty.) "Only a little."
The girls watched eagerly as they parried. That way, this way, all over the smithy. 'You know what your doing, I'll give you that." Jack commented, Megan, Jenny, and Alexa helping with the dialogue. "Excellent form." Said Jack, smiling slyly. "But how's your footwork?"
A/N: okies, I'm gonna hafta stop here, cos I've got to go to a friends house. So I will type more up over there. Hopefully part three to this chapter, and another chapter. And I apologize for not updating for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. But you'll get more chappies if I get more reviews. So R&R! especially if you want the sequal. Cos I;ve finished the story, I'm just waitin for you.
So, more reviews, more chappies!!!!
PHE: I own absolutely EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
Jack: Ye don't, luv. When will ye get it into your head?
Alexa: But Jack, Didn't you know? Pip don't got a head!
PHE: Why I oughta.!!! (strangles Alexa like Homer strangles Bart)
Glorfindel: Hm, interesting.
Christie: Who the hell are you?
Glorfindel: Glorfindel.
Alex: *thoroughly confused* Who's Glorfindel?
PHE: *while strangling* Glorfindel's from Lord of the Rings- which I own- and he's in this story's sequal.
Jenny: Why do you have GLORFINDEL in this disclaimer. for a Pirates of the Caribbean story?
Glorfindel: Because she doesn't like Jack.
Jack: Why I oughta.! (strangles Glorfindel)
Christie: Cool.
Alex: This is odd.
Jenny: That's Pippin for ya.
Alex: D'you think WE should do the disclaimer?
Chrisite: Sure
Jenny: Why not?
Alex, Jenny, and Christie: Pippin the Hobbit-Elf owns absolutely nothing.
Chrisite: *in a hushed undertone* And doesn't she own us, too?
Alex and Jenny: *whispers* SHUDDUP!
Chapter Four, part DUEX
Jack Sparrow quickly walked into the smithy and snapped the door shut behind him. The girls held their breath as they saw Jack get closer.
Jack carefully prodded the drunken blacksmith. When he did not waken, Jack bent down and shouted into his ear. "Whoa!" satisfied, Jack walked away to take off his irons. The girls watched in amusement as Jack finally figured out the should use the donkey. He spurred the donkey with a red hot metal rod, stuck his irons between the giant gear above him, and with a satisfying CRACK, they broke. "And just in time." Megan muttered just as Will walked in the door.
It took almost all of Megan's self control (not to mention everybody else holding on to the back of her shirt) to keep her from jumping out at Will. Megan watched excitedly as Will patted the donkey to calm it down, and then looked over at Mr. Brown.
"Right where I left you." He commented, smiling slightly. He turned around and noticed the hammer that Jack had used. He frowned. "Not where I left you." Alexa gasped as he noticed Jack's hat and reached for it. But Jack came just in time to protect his precious effects. The pirate came out of his hiding place, sword unsheathed, pointed at Will.
Megan turned towards Alexa. "Can we join the fight?" she whispered, her eyes wide in hope. "NO!" the rest of the girls hissed.
"You're the one they're hunting- the pirate." Will said accusingly. Jack stared at Will, studying him. "You seem somewhat familiar.have I threatened you before?" Will frowned. "I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates." Jack smiled. "Ah, well then, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me-" Jack turned away to leave, but Will grabbed his own sword and pointed it at Jack. "Oooh!" said Megan quietly. "I love this part!"
Jack frowned, obviously not expecting Will to have stood up to him. "Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?" he asked, pulling out his own sword. Will stood there, defiant. "You threatened Miss Swann." Jack ran his sword down and up Will's blade. (a/n: okay, this may just be me, but that just sounded oh so dirty.) "Only a little."
The girls watched eagerly as they parried. That way, this way, all over the smithy. 'You know what your doing, I'll give you that." Jack commented, Megan, Jenny, and Alexa helping with the dialogue. "Excellent form." Said Jack, smiling slyly. "But how's your footwork?"
A/N: okies, I'm gonna hafta stop here, cos I've got to go to a friends house. So I will type more up over there. Hopefully part three to this chapter, and another chapter. And I apologize for not updating for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. But you'll get more chappies if I get more reviews. So R&R! especially if you want the sequal. Cos I;ve finished the story, I'm just waitin for you.
So, more reviews, more chappies!!!!