A Deep Fried Experience

Summary: What happens when seven Hogwarts students get dumped in an American fast food place? Why don't we peek into their Deep Fried Experience! R&R

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but those characters introduced in the last chapter. They, unfortunately for some, are all people at my obnoxiously boring school. Yay me. I'm surrounded by pink-nailed, crooked-toothed idiots. raises eyebrows

Notes: Hello. I'm finally writing again. Don't you all love me now? Lol. Well, continue reading. Hope you guys all like it! Also, check out Blackrose569 and Legolas Skies. They're both excellent writers and friends.

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Part Three: Some Evil Karaoke

"Hey Hermione?" Ron said, poking his head over to where Hermione stood speechless and rooted to the spot.

"Yes, Ron?" she sighed.

"You know, that was really unfair of that stupid manager."

"Yeah, I agree." said Ginny with Harry in tow.

"So, what are we going to do about it?" said Draco. Everyone stared, "What? I can't be concerned?"

"Over a mud blood?" Ron challenged.

"That was messed up, despite her blood line." Draco spat.

"Fine, so what are we going to do?" Harry said.

"Clouded by memories of the past, at last I see. I hear it fading I can't speak it. Or else you will dig my grave-"

"Neville!"

"What?" Neville stopped singing.

"That's it!" said Draco.

"What's it? Have I got a spot on my shirt?" He started turning around in circles, trying to examine his back.

"No! Stop." Neville stopped. Draco continued, "We'll have a karaoke party and get back at him! The noise level will be so loud, he won't be heard!"

"Then what when we all stop?" Ginny inquired, with raised eyebrows.

"We'll…." His face lit up, "We'll quit! But first, empty the cash register!"

"He's got a point." Harry said, "Maybe not the cash register thing but we should do this. For Hermione anyway." He turned to her and smiled.

"Thanks guys." Hermione muttered.

"What are friends for?" Ron gave a lop-sided grin. Hermione and Ginny burst out laughing.

"What?"

"You've got mustard on your chin, Ron." Harry said. The girls were laughing to hard, and now everyone, even Draco was as well.

"Ah, man!" Ron rubbed vigorously at his chin until it was burning. "Gone?" he asked, hopefully.

"No!" Ginny squealed.

He rubbed again, "Gone?"

They shook their heads, shaking with laughter.

Starting to get annoyed, after rubbing a while, he hissed, "GONE?"

"Forget it." Draco muttered.

"So, how do we organize this whole thing?" Harry said.

"Organize what?" (DUN DUN DUN!)

Ginny sighed, "We're going to have a karaoke party to get back at the stupid manager for cutting all our pay."

"Oh, er… okay." Luna said, "How can I help?"

"Ever assemble a karaoke dance floor and speaker system in less than ten minutes?" Draco said doubtfully.

"Yes." replied Luna. (Draco: o0)

"Good." Harry said, "There's no time to loose. Get out there and work your magic without letting anyone notice you're doing it."

Luna shrugged and left.

"Can she really do that?" Hermione asked.

"Yep." Ginny said, "Seen her do it only about a hundred times at home. She was strengthening her transfiguration skills." She added at everyone's confused look.

"Oh." They all said.

"Okay. So, now we need to figure out songs." Draco said.

"No problem." Hermione waved her wand quickly and cd s appeared. "Figure them out in a few minutes and point your wand at your head and say Campophonus."

They immediately went to their work. Meanwhile: Luna was jabbing her wand at certain things here and there and soon a stage was up. Multi-colored lights and speaker systems were up in a split second. Some people stopped eating and chatting to look at the stage.

"Whoa." said Bee.

"Double whoa." Mad replied.

Heather remained looking at the stage suspiciously. (DUN DUN DUN!)

"Done yet?" Hermione said.

"Yep." Neville, Ginny, and Draco.

"What song did you pick?" she asked.

"You'll find out." Ginny said, smiling.

"Yeah, what she said." Neville and Draco said at the same time.

"Campophonus," was heard from the three and they became deaf to all else but the music.

Hermione picked up one of her cd's and cast the charm on her head. Harry did the same.

Luna came back to find them all humming along with their songs and muttering the words under their breath. She made a waving sign to Hermione and Hermione looked up. Luna showed her five fingers, to show there were five minutes until they began. Hermione nodded and hummed her song a little longer before she was ready. She went out to the stage while Luna got everyone else ready.

"Ahem," Hermione picked up a microphone, "Hello. We um, got this stage from, uh, Portable Dance Floors Inc. and we're going to do a little karaoke round. If anyone would like to sing as well, sign up at the form and you'll be able to sing after all the scheduled have finished. Erm," she paused, "We hope you enjoy our show…"

She set the microphone back in its place and hurried to the back. "Are you all ready?" she asked. Some nodded, some murmured yes. "Good. Let's go then. Ginny, you're first."

"This looks cool." Bee said.

"Yeah, I'm signing up. You coming?" Mad said.

"Sure. Hey, Heather. We can be her back up singers!"

Heather looked hesitantly at the stage then nodded uncertainly. While they were off signing, Ginny stepped onto the stage.

"Hey," she waved at everyone. She was suddenly wearing torn and faded jeans and a maroon top showing the characters of a well-known book, the Series of Unfortunate Events. She was also wearing maroon and black bracelets and a black necklace with a maroon guitar pick. Her hair was out of its previous pony tail. "My name's Ginny and I'll be singing 'Protecting Me' by Aly & AJ."

The rest of the McDonalds staff, a.k.a. Hogwarts students, mixed in with some of the customers in front of the stage. One girl, Courtney, was calling people on her cell phone saying, "Get down to McDonalds. No. No of course not. Yes. No I'm not joking. Just get over here!" The music started.

"You, you're always there for me

When I need you most
Day and night you're by my side
Protecting me
When I feel like crashing down
You seem to be around
There you are
You're not that far cuz--" Ginny sang, looking straight at Harry.

"You, you're always there for me
When I need you most
Day and night you're by my side
Protecting me
Protecting me." Ginny finished with applause by all the people. More had shown up, thanks to Courtney's cell phone.

Draco and Neville stood up next. Draco grabbed the microphone before Neville could. "Okay." he said, "I'm going to sing a song by Korn," he paused, "and Neville here," Neville waved sheepishly, "Is going to accompany me a bit…"

Music started and soon Draco Malfoy was singing….rather good. For a Malfoy.

"Muder! Your holding my heart, screaming."

That was, until the doors burst open and the whole restaurant went black. Figures burst in, hooded and dressed in black robes. (Uh oh)

"I'm going to have to interrupt your little-" the figure who started paused, "Karaoke competition? Count me in!"

A disco ball burst from the ceiling and the robed figure threw his robes at a another of the figures. What the Hogwarts students saw, shocked them.

"Voldemort!" Harry burst out.

"Harry Potter! We meet again!"

Harry jumped onto the stage, "I challenge you-" he paused dramatically, "to a Karaoke dance-off!"

Voldemort grinned, "Scared Potter."

"Hey!" Draco yelled, "That's my line!"

"You wish." Harry replied.

Voldemort swooped onto the stage and the music began.

"Now all death eaters report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, now all death eaters report to the dance floor, alright stop. Voldie time."

Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Come here little Harry, on my lap. Guess who's back with a brand new man. And I don't mean man as in a sidekick but a death eater to do my bidding. Oh oh oh oh. No worries. Voldie got a brand new bag of spells. What else could I possibly do but tell, I gotta yell! Guess who's back, back again, Voldie's back, tell a friend!"

So the song continued while Voldemort dissed all of Harry's friends and all Harry and co. grew very very very very very very very bored. When the music ended, Harry stood up.

"That was totally pathetic." He said in a Simon accent. (American Idol: watch it).

Voldemort looked shocked. "Let's see what you can do, than!"

Harry jumped on the stage and grabbed the microphone from Voldemort. He had just opened his mouth to begin the song when--

(A/N: Yes, I know I am sooo ebil! Yes, ebil, not evil. 'Tis my word, I can use it any way I can! XP Review if you want to find out the outcome! -whispers- Trust me, it's good. Muhahaha! Anywho-review!

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