The Will of Dumbledore
Harry ran in with tears in his emerald eyes. His heart was pounding against his sweaty chest he had been running up the stairs his greatest fears had now been completed.
"Harry darling what's the matter?" said the bushy haired goddess Hermione she looked like a rose blossoming into womanhood ready to sing a song (possibly Bette Midler…I dunno)
"Hermione…I have….some news"
"YOU'RE PREGNANT!" said Ron with tears in his precious blue eyes "Our dream has come true" he bawled, finally their secret passion filled nights could be out in the open yum yum.However Oz'sgirl and LuciousLadyLucius, realised men had pee pees therefore could not have babies unless the friendly stork paid them a visit therefore they abandoned this plot idea (soz)
"No sorry Ronnie…I have found Dumbledore's will"
"YOU FOUND HIS WILLY?" Seamus said thinking very wrong thoughts.
"No dear heart his will…"Hermione said in hope of a threesome sadly nobody was into leather and chains (apart from Mrs Norris and Faux)
"What does it say that could possibly make it so distressing Harry Pothead…you're not related to you-know-who are you?" Draco murmured stroking Ron's hair
"No…it's something worser…we have been commissioned…songs"
Crickets
PAPA SMURF LOOKED UP AND DID A YAM DANCE ( Oz'sGirl:MMmmm Seth Green
LuciousLadyLucius: Luuuuuciiiiussss lalaaaaaaa
Oz'sGirl: Now that's just wrong….anyhoo on with this tale of yore like the dusty tomes in my bedroom bwuahaha the amulet is mine as is CHOCOLATE)
To be continued or will it?
Oz'sGirl: It's like a murder mystery isn't it?
LuciousLadyLucius: or not…see you soon mah homies
Oz'sGirl: REVIEW OR I WILL BOTHER YOU Runs off say botherbotherbother….
Holy yim yams !wey hey byes