1Mumbo's Mischief: Part 2
As the Titans stood in the rubble looking down at their friend, the thoughts that crossed their minds were all the same. How did this happen, why did Mumbo do this, and for that matter, where was Mumbo. As Starfire kneeled down to were Nightwing lay, she noticed something very weird, he was in his Robin costume, and... he was a monkey. Starfire picked Nightwing up and showed him to the other Titans.
"Friends, what has happen to our leader" She asked. Cyborg looked at the unconscious Nightwing and scanned him with his arm.
"Mumbo must have used a spell and changed him into a monkey again, like when we were in his hat" He said. Cyborg then looked at his scanner. "We should probably take him back to the tower and run more tests" He said taking Nightwing.
"Will he be okay" Starfire asked. Cyborg shrugged..
"I... don't know, all we can hope for is the best" He said sadly. Cyborg then took Nightwing to the T Car as the other Titans followed.
"What about Mumbo, we have to catch him" Reese said. Cyborg set Nightwing into the T Car.
"Mumbo will have to wait, Nightwing is our main priority right now" He told her. Reese nodded in understanding. Cyborg then looked at Raven.
"Raven, do you think you can heal any injuries Nightwing may have, it'll be easier to run the tests" Cyborg asked.
"Sure, just give me a minute" She said, then Raven touched Nightwing's limp monkey body and chanted. "Azerath Metriom Zinthos" Nightwing's body glowed blue, then faded as he started to breath lighter. This meaning he was healed of his injuries.
"Thanks" Cyborg said. Raven smiled then walked over to Changeling. "Let's go" He said, then Changeling and Reese got into the T Car, and Electro, Raven, and Starfire flew so they could see if anyone would try an attack. Soon the Titans were at the Tower.
Starfire paced outside the room Cyborg was checking Nightwing.
"Starfire settle down, I'm sure Nightwing is fine" Changeling told Starfire putting a hand on her shoulder.
"But what if he is not alright, what if he his hurt, or stuck like that forever or..." Starfire was cut off by Raven's hand over her mouth.
"Starfire, Nightwing will be fine, he's pulled threw worse than this before, plus, he has your love fueling him, and I healed him, he will live" Raven assured Starfire.
"Thank you, I will try and calm down" Starfire said breathing deeply. Then exhaling. Cyborg walked out of the room, looking at his arm.
"How is he" Electro asked. Cyborg looked at all of them.
"He's regaining conscience, and by my scanners, Mumbo's magic could only change him for a period of time because we aren't in his hat anymore, so he should be back to normal in a few days." Cyborg said hopefully. Starfire gave a glance to the door Nightwing lay behind.
"May I see him" She asked, Cyborg nodded. Starfire walked into the room and saw the monkey Nightwing laying on a table, still in his monkey Robin uniform. Starfire walked over and touched his hand, it moved. Nightwing slowly opened his masked eyes.
"Starfire" Thought Nightwing. He slowly rose and tried to talk., but all that came out was monkey clamber. Starfire gave him a strange look.. (clamber is the word for Monkey sounds)
"Nightwing, why do you not talk" She asked. Nightwing stood up and tried again, but more clamber came out. "Nightwing, please stop with the primate noises and talk to me" Starfire said picking up Nightwing.
"Starfire I can't" Nightwing thought. "I guess I can't talk while I'm like this" Nightwing thought as Starfire picked him up and carried him out of the room. As Starfire carried Nightwing out of the room he constantly clambered trying to talk to her.
"Friends, I fear the Mumbo has done more than we thought" Starfire exclaimed as she exited the Medical Room. The Titans gave her a strange look.
"What are you talking about Starfire" Raven asked. Starfire took a deep breath and started talking.
"When I entered the Medical room and Nightwing awoke, he spoke but I could not understand him, then I picked him up and asked him why he did not talk to me, and he didn't answer so I brought him out here to ask what is wrong with him" She finished saying all of this on one breath. The Titans looked at her surprised.
"Wow, deep breath" Reese said as she stared in surprise. Cyborg forward and looked at Nightwing. (Remember Nightwing is a monkey and is now in his Robin costume"
"Let's see here, can you say something for me Nightwing" Cyborg asked his Monkey friend. Nightwing stared at him and nodded. Then opened his mouth to say something, but all that came out was clamber. "Hmmm" Cyborg said rubbing his metallic chin.
"Well, what's the problem" Electro asked. Cyborg turned to his fellow Titans.
"My guess is that when Mumbo changed Nightwing into the monkey version of Robin, he changed him so he could only speak monkey and we can't understand him" Cybrog explained.
"Well, all of us but one" Raven stated. The others looked at her confused. Cyborg's face then lit up in understanding.
"Who" Changeling asked. Cybrog and Raven sweat-dropped.
"You, ya green fuck head" Cyborg shouted.
"Who me" Changeling asked pointing to himself.
"No, some other half assed grass stain who lives in a giant T" Cyborg said so sarcastically it matched Raven's usual comment status.
"Oh, that's a relief" He said. The other Titans sweat dropped. "Wait, you were talking about me, weren't you" He said. The other Titans nodded slowly.
"But, why would I understand a monkey" He asked. Cyborg smacked his own face and slid his hand down it.
"Because my little cumquat, you can turn into a monkey, and therefore, understand him" Cybrog said slowly so even Changeling could understand.
"Oh, well now I get it" Changeling said smiling. Then in a flash he had transformed into a monkey and was talking with Nightwing. The Titans stood there with confused looks on their faces as the two monkeys, one green one, and the other in aa mini Robin suit talked... or... gibbered.
"So, Mumbo did this to me" Nightwing asked in his monkey language. Changeling nodded.
"That's what Cyborg said" Changeling told his teammate. Nightwing nodded.
"So, how long am I stuck like this" He asked. Changeling shrugged.
"A few days I guess" He told him. As he and Nightwing talked, Cyborg tapped Changeling on the shoulder and he changed back to his human form.
"So, what is he trying to tell us" Cyborg asked. Changeling gave him a good hard look.
"He wanted to know what happen, and where Mumbo went, more important though, he wants somebody to pick the fleas from his back, he says they are extremely itchy." Changeling told his metallic friend. All other Titans but Starfire stepped back. She looked at them.
"Who... me" She asked. The other nodded. Cyborg and Changeling smiled.
"Looks like you get to give Nighty-Poo a bath" They said smiling and holding up soap and brushes. Starfire blushed, and Nightwing, well, let's just sayd that when Mumbo turned him into a monkey, he took away his liking of water and soap.
In the Bathroom... uh... oh yeah, the story... sorry
"Nightwing, please, stop" Starfire cried from within the bathroom. "No, don't put that there, ow, please do, not..." She said as you heard rustling around and crashes. (I know what your think you sick perverts) Inside the bathroom, Nightwing was running around trying to escape from Starfire and her evil soap and water.
"I'm sorry Starfire, it's the monkey part of my mind, it doesn't want to listen to you" Nightwing apologized in his mind, even though he knew Starfire couldn't here him. As Nightwing ran around the door and out into the hall way he hit something. "Ow" He thought, and looking up say Electro. Nightwing laughed nervously in his mind and tried to get away, but Electro picked up the fidgeting monkey.
"I think this belongs to you" He said as he handed his teammate to Starfire. Starfire smiled while holding Nightwing to her chest, and you could see a clear blush on Nightwing's face (you all know why).
"Thank you friend Electro" Starfire thanked him as he continued on his way (I don't feel like starting a Electro, Starfire conversation so deal with it) As Starfire walked into the Bathroom holding Nightwing she hummed to herself the Teen Titans theme song, she didn't know why she knew it, but she did. The closer she got to the now full bathtub, the more Nightwing squirmed around. "Your not getting away this time" She told Nightwing with a slightly evil smile. "I have an "Iron Grip" as you say, and your little body won't get out of it" She said. Nightwing sweat dropped and tried to get away again.
"Starfire please, we can, um... talk about this, wait, no we can't" Nightwing thought as he tried to reason with Starfire, unfortunately, she couldn't here him. As Starfire place Nightwing over the Bathtub he finally squirmed out of her grip. "Oh, I got out" Nightwing said. Then he looked down and say he was above the water, and falling to it. "Oh shit" Nightwing thought as he hit the water and went underneath it. Starfire then grabbed him and pulled him above water. Sighing, Nightwing was about to thank her, but she dunked him, she did this over and over again. Then Finally she pulled him up and lathered his head up with soap, and scrubbed him, but this time, it was gentle, not hard like the dunking. As she washed his body, Nightwing relaxed, and soon was completely engulfed in Starfire's bath of love. That is, until she dunked him again.
In the living room the Titans were all gathered around the T.V. watching Cyborg, Electro, Reese, and Changeling play Super Smash Bros: Battle Royal (the new super smash bros coming out... at least, that's what I heard) Electro was Pikachu, Cyborg was Samus, Changeling was Yoshi, and Reese was Mewtwo. Electro was kicking everyone's ass.
"You may be able to smoke me at Halo 3 and that racing game, but in Super Smash, your in my world of hurt" Electro said as he blasted everyone on the screen with Pikachu's lightning.
"Man, you fucking suck, how the hell can someone who plays as Pikachu be that good" Changeling complained as he died, yet again.
"I'm just that awesome" He smiled. The others siged.
"Friends, I have finished bathing our simian friend." Starfire announced as she entered the room.
"So where is he" Raven asked as all the Titans turned to face Starfire. Starfire turned and picked something outside of the door up, as she did you heard squealing, and clambering. Starfire finally pulled in Nightwing, but he was dressed in a pink dress, with bows in his hair and a nice pink bow on the end of his tail. His finger and toe nails were painted red and he had a red mask on.
As the embarrassed Nightwing walked in the Titans couldn't help but laugh... a lot. Nightwing blushed and threw off the dress.
"Oh, Nightwing, you'll wrinkle your dress throwing it off like that" Starfire said as she watched Nightwing put on his little Robin outfit. As Nightwing was about to say something, the alarm went off.
"Guys, Mumbo showed himself again" Cybrog announced. As the Titans ran out the door Raven stopped.
"Starfire stay here and watch after Nightwing" She said, Starfire first pouted, then agreed.
"Okay friend Raven, Nightwing and I can have another game of dress up" Starfire siad, Nightwing's eyes grew big and he started to run away, but was caught on a leash Starfire had put on him. Raven soon followed her friends out the door, and towards Mumbo.
Downtown
"Hahaha" Mumbo laughed as he pulled off his hat and sucked in a several blocks of gold. "Thank you for the golden appreciations, but I really must be leaving" He said as he walked up to the security guards stuck to the wall with a blue goo. "Now, watch as I magically, vanish into thin air" He said as he pointed his wand down and vanished in a cloud of smoke.
On the streets of downtown Mumbo re-appeared. People screamed and ran away as he blasted things, turning them into meir cartoon versions of themselves.
"Alakazam" Mumbo said as he blasted a telephone pole. This made the pole bend and bounce away, causing the wired to snap and flare with sparks. "So, who want to be the Amazing Mumbo's volunteer" Mumbo said. Then he looked to his left and saw a teenage girl standing there frozen with fear. "How about you young lady" Mumbo announced as he shot a rope of handkerchiefs from his sleeve. The rope wrapped around the girl and he dragged her toward him. Once she was close he waved his wand and she was in aa box and he had a saw. "Now, hold still, this won't hurt a bit... I hope" As he finished saying this a sonic blast came from behind him and knocked him into a building.
"Your act is over Mumbo" Cyborg announced as the Titans stood in the middle of the street.
"Uh, Cyborg, I already used that" Electro whispered to Cyborg.
"Oh, well then, you know, your not a very good Magician Mumbo" Cyborg corrected himself.
"Uh, Starfire used that one" Electro whispered to him again. "Cyborg sweat dropped.
"Then what haven't you used already" He yelled.
"Try this one, Mumbo Jumbo" Mumbo said as he rose from the pile of rubble around him. Out of his wand sparked a blue bolt that shot at the Titans as the Titans separated the blast transformed the road into a blue muck. "Drat, have to work on my aim a bit" He said under his breath.
"Work on this Mumbo" Electro said as he blasted Mumbo. As the bolts came toward Mumbo he waved his wand and the bouncing telephone pole came and blocked the attack. "Dammit" Electro cursed as his attack failed. "Try and block this one" Electro yelled as he blasted a big bolt of electricity at the telephone pole. The pole cracked in half to reveil Mumbo wasn't behind it.
"Abbra kadabra" Mumbo shouted from behind Electro. He turned and saw a large box comming at him, but Raven got in front of it.
"Azerath Metriom Zinthos" She chanted. The box stopped and flew back at Mumbo. He rolled to the left and waved his hands. Two hands then appeared beside Electro and Raven and smashed them together, then threw them into a wall.
"Mumbo Jumbo" Mumbo said as he disappeared the re-appeared on the other side of the building. On the other side of the building he saw Raven and Electro had busted threw the other side and into a car. "Now that's what I call a show stopper" Mumbo said as he laughed.
"Try this on for a show stopper" Cyborg yelled as he threw a car at Mumbo. Mumbo smiled and pointed his wand at the flying car.
"Presto Chango" Mumbo said, the blue light sparked and in aa flash the car had transformed into a pink ball and was now hurtling at Cyborg. Before he could dodge it the ball had consumed him. Cyborg popped his head out and spit out some of the pink stuff.
"Pitewy, hmmm... Cotton Candy?" Cyborg was stuck in a ball of cotton candy. As Mumbo laughed a rhino hit him in the back.
"Oh, and now we have the comedy portion of our show" He said as he waved his wand. "Mumbo Jumbo" The blast hit Changeling and he was put into a box. Mumbo ran up to him with a saw. "You ruined my other attempt to master this trick, so I'll just have to use you" He said beginning to saw the box.
"Wait, okay enough kidding around, stop" Changeling yelled as Mumbo sawed all the way threw, now Changeling was in two. Mumbo laughed and zoomed to the left. He ran right into Reese.
"Stop right there Mumbo" She ordered. Then she hurtled a mail box at Mumbo.
"Nice try" He said as he stopped the box in Midair. "Let me show you how it's done, Mumbo Jumbo" He said. The box then came to life and turned around, then covered Reese and closed. "Now then I'll be off" Mumbo said as he was about to get away. A green blast came from behind him and knocked him into a street light.
"Mumbo, your going to jail" Starfire said from behind Mumbo. She was holding Nightwing in her arms. Mumbo got up and smiled.
"Ah, Starfire and he little monkey pet, hey how do you like being a monkey kid" Mumbo said Starfire then blasted a starbolt at him but he dodged. "Mumbo Jumbo" He said. Then the blue light surrounded Starfire and knocked her back, causing her to drop Nightwing, Mumbo caught him.
"Give him back" Starfire yelled. Mumbo smiled slung Nightwing over his shoulder.
"Oh I will, once he's done preforming in my new act, then you can have Monkey boy her back, but until then I must, vanish" He said, then in a cloud of blue smoke, he vanished into thin air, with Nightwing.