The Will of Dumbledore Chapter 3, a harry potter fanfic

Chapter 3

(Oz'sGirl: Now where did we leave off….?

LuciousLadyLucius: Our merry band of misfits had begun to sing….

Oz'sGirl: Oh yes….I see mm hhmm can't think of anything else to say!

LuciousLadyLucius: ¬¬ You're so dumb!

Oz'sGirl: MARY SUE!

LuciousLadyLucius: Bursts into tears and runs off

Seth Green: That wasn't very nice…

Oz'sGirl: HOW COME YOU KEEP ESCAPING!

Seth Green: AGGHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

The Death Eaters strolled, mounded with thick black cloaks and scary white masks in saying things along the line of "Avada Kedavra and "Yo man we're the death eaters"

(LuciousLadyLucius: OMG DEATH EATERS…WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWHOTOOTTTSMOKINGBUFFNESS)

(Ox'sGirl: Anyhoo)

Draco eyed the Death Eaters excitedly, his obsession with daffodils was ancient history…Hermione was quite happy about that. Draco's blue grey eyes danced with joy

"Daddy Darling, How are you?" he sang to the tune of Sound of Music…or was it Mary Poppins? Ah something with Julie Andrews

Lucius took down his hood to reveal his shiny white blond hair and cold gray eyes. "Yo homies, Hey mah son Draco wassup

(LuciousLadyLucius: OMG I LOVE YOU)

"Fine Daddums…How are you? have you got over your yam obsession yet? No I didn't think so…no really how is life?" Draco said in a very Molly Weasley kind of way

(Oz'sGirl: Eugh)

Lucius looked very miserable for a hot sexy death eater/rapper

"Life is piss taking man"

"Yeah" said Rudolphus "It's always about bloody Voldedude…what about us"

"Well its because I'm the lead singer of my band" said Voldemort

Harry was terrified and fainted

The music played and Voldemort began to rap

"My Band"

Intro
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

Chorus
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

Verse 1 - Voldemort
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's VoldeBaby.
I'm the lead singer in DE baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Voldemort"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Tom Riddle please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Lucius tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Cissy is my wife to be
This dark lord shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

Verse 2 - Snape
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Snape (oh I thought you was Dolphus)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Verse 4: Goyle
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Vold Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Lucius and Crabbe!)

Verse 5 - Bellatrix
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Rudolphus slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's DE, how we get started
(What about Voldemort?)
Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest girl in the group
Big ass stomach, wizards think I'm cute (hey sexy)
Merlin told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck DE, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Voldemort as a salsa singer
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, Avada
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
Avada, look out for my next single, it's called Avada...
Avada, Vada, Vada, Vada, Avada
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
Avada makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, Avada
(Where'd everybody go?)

(LuciousLadyLucius: Wow that was sooo amazing I love it wow yes yes sing it again)

(Oz'sGirl: Rap…meh)

(Seth Green: LET ME OUT)

(Oz'sGirl: SHADDUP!)

Eminem suddenly ran in

"Yo man that's my music"

(LuciousLadyLucius quickly kidnaps Eminem for 2 reasons. 1. Because in claiming his copy right for the song, he might just hurt Lucius' feelings

and

2. Because her sister will kill her if she doesn't

Just so's you know)

Bellatrix flicked her black hair into Rudolphus' face

"Naturally I was the best"

Lucius decided not to argue because he knew he was better than Bella and knew better than to cross her.

"I'm going to get Draco and Hermione together just like in the fanfictions" said Lucius while doing a Russian dance

(Oz'sGirl + LuciousLadyLucius: This is a bloody fanfiction)

"No its not…its just a flesh wound"

Oz'sGirl: Sorry Lucius is spazzing…I think it's a technical error…well readers while LuciousLadyLucius fixes him up…ew…I think we'd better move on…TOODOOLOOO OH SPIRITS OF THE MOUNTAIN DAWN OF SPANGLYDOODAA AND MOSS)

Hagrid then stepped on stage, there was a stunned silence as the gigantic dream boat, love god that was Hagrid entered the stage…

(LuciousLadyLucius: WHAT.THE.HELL?

(Oz'sGirl: eeeewwww he's no Don Juan DeMarco….)

"Erm I 'ave a song to sing for Dumbledore…..Great man…." As soon as Hagrid opened his gigantic mouth that you could fit a 1000 sharks in

(Oz'sGirl: That's another story…)

Harry who obtained the strength of 190000000000000000000 bunnehs tackled him. The audience thankful that they wouldn't have to listen to Hagrid's warbling, applauded. Harry smiled and straightened his glasses, Hermione was aroused…but what's new?

"Hem Hem, I have a speech" (

LuciousLadyLucius: OMIGOD WHY HAVE YOU MADE HARRY LIKE SCUMBRIDGE ! I KEEEL YOU!)

(Oz'sGirl: Ack!)

The audience groaned at the thought of having to listen to along teary speech, ( LuciousLadyLucius: well Harry did have a lot to upset about…

Oz'sGirl: but I can burp the alphabet!

LuciousLadyLucius: What?)

Harry cleared his throat.

"Dumbledore was a great man….great man that's all I can say, great teacher, great wizard, great philosopher, great beard…good guitarist…" And with that Harry launched into song accompanied by Mrs Norris on the piano and Fawkes on rhythm guitar…

Harry:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

break

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why ?

There was a moment of unpleasant silence amongst the audience. The Hogwarts students and death eaters alike sat with their arms around each other, their eyes watering with enough tears to flood the Mississippi. Voldemort stood up

"I miss Dumbledore" he bawled allowing the tears to spread down his face. Harry patted his shoulder comfortingly

"I know…we all do"

(LuciousLadyLucius: Um…Oz'sGirl…isn't that the song from the Potter Puppet Pals website?)

(Oz'sGirl: Um cough it er might be)

(Seth Green: Copyri- Oz'sGirl quickly gags Seth)

(LuciousLadyLucius: I wonder what will happen next chapter?)

(Oz'sGirl: Oh…Harry will read the will and find out that Ron shall be singing ….)

LuciousLadyLucius: Shaddup…don't tell the readers…well as that pig guy from Warner Bros Says…

THAT'S ALL FOLKS)

(Oz'sGirl: well technically we're writing another chapter but anyhoo….toodles)

(Seth Green: Mmmf Mmmf)