Jude's point of view:
Wow, got lots of people who reviewed last epasode. Thanks, dudes! I really appreciate it. I'm going to start this episode with our own Jonesey and his part of the show, "The X."
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No ones point of view:
"Hello, everyone!" Jonsey shouts. "The gang agreed to let me have my own part of the show, which we call, "The X."
"The X is just to state out stupid things people say or do." Jonsey says into the camera. "You wouldn't believe what happened to me today."
"First, I was in my Arts Ed class at school, and we were doing Swing dancing. Then, my teacher puts me with this really short kid! And I mean, she was just above my hip! And I had to dance with this person! And to make matters worse, when I had to dip her...I dropped her onto the group, and she yelled at me!"
Jonsey slaps his forhead.
"And this conclusion is...never trust short girls...they're evil...ready to use their shortness to their advantage..." Jonsey says. "Anyways, that's The X for today. Now it's to Jen!
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With Jen:
"Hey everyone, Jen here!" Jen shouts. "Well, this is my corner called the "Take 2." This is where we talk about new movies and stuff. Now, let's talk about that new movie, Charlie and the chocolate factory...worst movie ever!"
"First, there's this fat kid who falls in this chocolate lake...who cares about the fat kid? SAVE THE CHOCOLATE!" Jen screams. "When I first watched Charlie and the Chocolate factory when I was a kid...I thought Willie Wonka was a girl! I said to my mom, I want to be pretty as Willie Wonka! My mom screamed!"
"Now, if I was going to name this movie, here is the list what I would call it..."
The Fat kid and the Chocolate Factory
Never Trust Oop A Loopa's
The Chocolate Factory and the stupid kids who don't listen to Willie Wonka who later learn to listen to him and this is a pointless movie.
RING RING RING!
"Oh exuse me, that's the phone." Jen says, picking it up.
"Hello? WHAT? I'm being sued for making fun of "Charlie and the Chocolate factory? What? Oh, screw you!...yes, see you in court this Tuesday...bye..."
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"Hey everyone, Nikki here!" Nikki says. "My corner is called, "Drama of Emmotions." Here, we do skits with the guys and me. Here's our skit of the day. Enjoy."
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This is why you should never trust Tim Hortons!
(A big sign says "welcome to Tim Hortons.")
"God, I hate being in drive-through!" shouts Nikki, wearing her head set for Drive Through.
She hears a beep in her head set.
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, how may I help you?"
"Yes, hi," the voice says. "I would like six donuts, please."
"Sure thing. Please pull up to the window." Nikki tells him.
(Nikki gets the donuts, then starts to run, but falls, as all the donuts go flying.)
"Crap!" Nikki curses.
Nikki looks around to make sure no one is looking, then gives them to the person who bought the donuts.
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"Hi, welcome to Tim Hortons, how may I help you?" Nikki asks.
"What are your soups today?" the man asks.
"Pardon?" Nikki asks again.
"WHAT ARE YOUR SOUPS TODAY?"
"Pardon?"
"I'M YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN!" The man yells.
"WELL, SORRY, BITCH!" Nikki yells. (sorry don't swear, LOL)
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" The man yells.
"Oh, crap, the mikes still on?" Nikki cries.
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(Back with Jude)
(Judes asleep.)
(Wyatt from the side pokes Jude with the broom.)
(Jude jumps up in fright, as he takes the broom, chucks it at Wyatt, and goes back to sleep)
"OUCH!" Wyatt cries.
(Caitlin comes into the camera.)
"Well, We can't wake up Jude, so I will end this Episode. How about we end with a quote of the day is... "God said we could make mistakes...that's why he made you!""
(Wyatt comes into the camera)
"Well anyways, thanks for tuning in to our second epasode. I hope you enjoyed it. And now, a word from our sponcers..."
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Hi, welcome to Hooters, the sponcers of Jude T.V.! We got the money from our hookers who work here. Why not get a job here? You get a nice, small shirt and skirt, and get to really flirt and pick up guys! How cools that? Ohhh...what? This is rated "T?..." Oh crap, I better go before I get sued...well, join hooters!
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"Couldn't get a better sponcer, huh?" Jen asks, raising an eyebrow.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid