"Wow, thanks for all the great reviews, dudes and dudettes! From Jude T.V., we thank you!" Jude cries out. "In the last episode, I noticed it said a swear. It was supossed to say "Btch." It got mixed up and put in the word! Sorry guys, I don't swear so sorry about my mistake."
"Now here's Jen with Take 2"
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"Hey guys, Jen here. Todays movie that was horrible was "Harry Potter and the Prisinor of Askaban. What the heck was that? I swear to God, that guy who plays Harry Potter...give me a broom, and I could do a better job!"
"And their British Accents...my God that movie was what made me HATE British accents! Someone teach these kids how to speak properly!"
"and what's up with this Lord Voldmort? Eek! I can't say his name because I'm retarted! If I would name this movie, I would name it one of these titles."
The Kid With The Lightning Bold On His Head Who Is An Idiot Who Can Not Speak Properly
Harry Potter: The Kid With the Broom
Harry Pothead, Ron Weasle and Hermione Strange: A dumb tale
"And before we end Take 2, I have one thing to say: What's the spell to make someone shut-up? I'd do anything to make Harry Potter shut up...no, seriously, I love Harry Potter...anyways see ya!
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"Hey guys, Jonesy here with "The X!" Today the stupidest thing happened to me...I was in Sex Ed at school. I got in trouble for blowing up a condem! It was funny...itill it went flying and hit Caitlin in the face...ANWAYS, you know what happened next?"
"I got in trouble for laughing when my teacher said, "Mucus!" Come on, "Mucus!"
(Jonsey bursts out laughing)
(Jude yells from the corner)
"JONSEY! HURRY UP! THIS IS GOING NOWHERE!"
"Okay! Anyways, who needs to know about sex? Who cares? Anyways, MUCUS!"
(Everyone gets big eyed)
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(Nikki just stands there, big eyed)
"O...k...anways, today our skit of the day is called, "The Bus." Enjoy."
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(There is 6 chairs in the open. Jude is sitting on the fathest one, pretending to be the bus driver.)
Jonsey comes running in, screaming.
"JUDE! I SAW IT, IT WAS A MONSTER! RIGHT FLIPPING THERE! HE WAS LIKE, "RAH!" AND I'M LIKE "AHHH!""
(Jude just sits there, open eyed.)
"What ever you're on, dude...give it to me!"
(Jonsey sits down, as Nikki comes.)
She walks by Jonsey. She stares at Jonsey, then just jump up and shouts,
"STOP STARRING AT ME! BUS DRIVER! HE'S STARING AT ME! ERR!"
Nikki sits down, as Wyatt comes. He approches to Jude, as he shouts:
"Use the force, Luke!"
Jude jumps up, as he pretends to have a life savor. "You can not defeat me, Dark Vador!"
Wyatt also pretends to have a life savor, as him and Jude pretend to fight. Out of nowhere, Wyatt shouts:
"Luke! I am your father!"
"NO!" Jude shouts, as the both go to sit down.
Jen and Caitlin come in together, arm in arm, all happy.
"Our friendship is made out of Love and happiness!" Caitlin shouts.
"Like, Oh my God, Friends forever! Group hug!" Jen shouts back as athey hug, then sit down.
Then Jude sighs and says, "I need a better job!"
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"Hey guys, Caitlin here with quote of the day. The quote of the day is..."
"Always leave the ugly duckling out!"
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"Hi everyone, Wyatt here. You know, we had fun making this episode, but I have one thing to say...DO NOT SUE!"
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"Well that episode 3, dudes!" Jude says. "Thanks for watching and see you later!"
"Ok, Jonsey, please turn the video camera off, now...it's over!" Jude cries.
"NO, this is fun taping you!" Jonsey cries back.
"Oh, screw this!" Jude cries, attacking Jonsey.
(The 6teen gang sights)
"Well good bye, everyone!" Wyatt shouts.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid