Jude's point of view:
Sorry about the late update, dude and dudettes. I've been pretty lazy these past weeks. My apologises. Anyways, todays episode!
Thanks for the reviews, guys! Okay, I had a confused reviewer. Now to me, nothing is as bad as when you're reading a story, and it doesn't make sence, so I'll explain. He said that it didn't make sence with Jen with her "Take 2" part of the show, when she was dissing Harry Potter. He said she was dissing it, but then at the end, she said she loved it. It didn't make sence. Well, what I meant by that is she doesn't want to get sued again, like she did when she was dissing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Episode 2. He also didn't get "The Bus" skit when Jen and Catlin are like "Our friend ship is made out of rainbows." There, I was dissing shows that are obsessed with friendship shows. Take yu-gi-oh for example. All they have are friendship speeches and crap. No, those two weren't gay! (Laughs) I was just making fun of shows like that. Now on for todays episode.
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Take
2 with Jen:
Jen's point of view
Okay, everyone knows about that new show, "Chronicals of Narnia." I never saw that movie, and I'm not planning to even see it. I read the book in grade five. It made me want to vomit. First, there's this "magic" wardrobe that takes you to the magical place of Narnia. What the heck? Where's the creativity? A wardrobe? Next thing you know, you're kids will be going into wardrobes, and saying, "I'm in Narnia!" And what's up with that goat thingy, Mr.Tumbness. It's what,half goat half human? In grade five, I was terrified of that thing! And don't get me started on the witch...she reminds me of my grade seven teacher! She's obseessed for winter, and gets kids to do her dirty work! And she makes it so there's never christmas...sounds like "How the grinch stole Christmas" to me! The creater of this movie should get sued! Hey...wait a second...oh my God, my teacher is that witch! Anyways, here's what I would call this movie.
4 dumb kids
The Witch that stole Christmas
The Grinch that stole Christmas 2: The Grinches Sister
Never trust half goat half human people
Well, this is all for "Take 2!" now, here's Jonsey with "The X."
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The X
Jonseys point of view:
Okay, today I am going to talk about little kids. They are so evil! They bite you...slap you...pull hair...and their staring at you...it burns! And, they make you watch these stupid kids shows, like that show, "Lazy Town" on YTV. OH MY GOD, IT'S THE WORLD OF BIG HEADS OF IDIOTS! Anyways, that's not my point. Kids are supposed to be a blessing...to me, it's the other way around! Hey...wait a second...I use to be a kid...that means I hate myself...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Jude's point of view:
(You see Wyatt and Jude sitting down on chairs, wide eyed.)
Uh...wow, that was wierd...Caitlin, please calm Jonsey down...thanks. Sorry about that, dudes and dudettes. Well, I decided I wanted to do more then just do the introductions. So, Wyatt and me decided that we would make our own little corner, called "Screw you."
"What" Wyatt cried, "We never agreed on that!"
I just shrugged.
"ANYWAYS, on our corner, "Screw You," is where we get complaints about the show, and we deal with them."
(Authors notes: hey everyone. With Wyatt and Jude, what I meant by this is I'm going to make fake complaints. If you flame me, I WILL NOT...I repeat...I WILL NOT put it on my story. I respect flames, for they are just honesty. Remember, these are faulse. Back to Jude and Wyattt)
"Right now we have a caller, who has a complaint. Let's put him on speaker phone, shall we?"
"Hi, welcome to "Screw You." I said, "What's your complaint?"
"Hi." Says the voice on the speaker phone, "I don't think their should be a "Screw You" corner. Please get more Jonsey on! Chicks love him!"
"Hey, wait a minute..." Wyatt says. "Jonsey, is this you?"
"Hey," I said, "I can see you on the phone, right behind that corner!"
Jonsey runs, while all we get is a beeping dial town.
"Uhhhhh..." Wyatt says, "now to Caitlin for the "Quote of the Week"
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Quote of the Week
Caitlin's point of view:
Todays quote of the week today is,
"Give up. You suck."
Well, this is this weeks show...
(Nikki runs onto set)
"Hey!" she crieds, "What about my corner, "Drama of Emmotions?"
"Sorry Nikki," I tell her. "Jude didn't put it on the list. He says maybe next week."
"JUDE!" Nikki crieds, while you hear Jude screaming in the background.
This is this weeks show. Good-night, everyone!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid