Judes point of view:
Hey everyone, thanks for the awesome reviews! One person said I was being wayyyyyy too mean in Episode 4, so I'm going to pull back a bit. I just want you guys to know I don't mean any of it. I just have a habbit of doing and saying bad things. ANYWAYS, todays show, we go with Nikki, with her corner, "Drama of Emmotions."
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DRAMA OF EMMOTIONS
Nikki's point of view:
Ok, I'm going to try something different on this episode. I'm going to show a flash back. I was following Jude one whole day, video taping it, and I want to show you guys one of my favorite parts...
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You see Jude sitting on a local park bench, as a spider falls on him.
"OUCH!" Jude cries, "IT BIT ME!"
"Wait a minute..." Jude says, thinking, "I saw this in Spider Man...This is how Spider man got his powers! Now I have his powers!"
FEW MOMENTS LATER:
You see Jude on a sky scraper, in a spider man outfit.
"And now, to test to skills..." Jude says, as he jumps on the sky scraper...
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Jude was in the hosital for this, and almost died. How He survived, I do not know. This is why Jude T.V. is going to sue Spider Man. ANYWAYS, here's Jonsey, with the "X!"
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THE X
Jonseys point of view:
Are we on yet? Are we on yet? Are we on yet? Ok, yes we are. Hey everyone, Jonsey here. I'm so pissed off. You wanna know why? I ordered a pizza about an hour ago, and it's still not here! I refuse to do my show without my flippin' pizza! All I want is a pizza, for the love of God! AND TURN THAT CAMERA OFF, BEFORE I TURN IT OFF FOR YOU!
(Jonsey goes up and smashes the camera)
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PLEASE STAND BY, WE'RE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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With Jude and Wyatt, and their corner, "Screw you!"
Judes point of view:
"ahhhh sorry about that, folks." I said.
"don't tell we had his pizza, Wyatt," I wisper to Wyatt.
"WHAT?" Wyatt cries, "That was his?"
"ANYWAYS," I said, rolling my eyes, let's get to our caller. Hey, welcome to "Screw You." What's your complaint?"
"Yeah, hi," the voice says. "I'm phoning to be hooked up for a date..."
"woah!" wyatt cries out. "Screw you" is not a dating service. This is for complaints."
"Well, I do have a complaint...none of you guys are hot!" the voice says angerly.
"WHAT?" I cry, "I'm not hot enough for you? Well SCREW YOU!"
I hang up the phone.
"Now with Caitlin with Quote of the week" Wyatt says.
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Caitlin's point of view:
The quote of the week today is...
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO HEAR THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!"
Now with Jen with "Take 2"
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TAKE 2
Jen's point of view:
Some movies are soooo stupid. Some make you want to take your eyes out. But, here's one that really made me sick. It's an insults to movies. But, today, we have a specail guest to Take 2. We all know him! He's Wyatt and Judes boss...please welcome, Wayne!
(Wayne comes on stage)
"So, Wayne," I ask him, "you know what movie I'm talking about. Take it away!"
"Thanks, Jen." Wayne says. "The most HORRIBLE film ever, is called, "War of the Worlds." More like war of the movies!"
"That guy must had been a druggie to make something like this. Ahhhhhh another worlds going to distroy ours! What the heck? This is something that can go on Wyatts or Judes "Movie Film Choice" rack. What's the creature going to do now? Oh, I have to take more drugs to do a sequal! This movie made no sence. If I could name this movie, I would name it one of these:"
War of The Movies
Evil Aliens from another plant are coming to attack ours, so we have to be stupid and scream, and not realize that persons doing drugs
The day a druggie went too far
"Well, this is everything for Take 2," I said, "Please thank our specail guest, Wayne, for being in this episode."
"To diss a movie?" Wayne asks, raising an eyebrow. "Any time."
"Well, this is everything for tonight," I said. "From Jude T.V., thanks for watching...and PLEASE DON'T SUE US! Good night everyone!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid