Disclaimer: -sniffle- Are you guys just trying to torture me? All right it's true! I DON'T own LOTR!

To My Lovely Reviewers: O.o Hadn't thought about Legolas' reaction to her gun –evil grin- oho this is going to be fuuuuuuun…. Oh and YES there WILL be Legomance! I couldn't bear it if it wasn't a Legomance! But first I must set up good grounds on it though; I'm not going to make them star-struck lovers and fall into each other's arms at first sight.

Chapter Two: Lothlorien

After about an hour or two of walking through the forest Anna began to get tired and grumpy. I finally carried her on my back the rest of the way, much to the entertainment of the fellowship. "So you're a packhorse now milady?" Boromir asked me wryly. I shot him a 'buzz off if you value your life' look. Legolas put a hand on my shoulder, "Here, I'll carry the child." I could've hugged him; I gratefully let him take Anna- who was now dozing, off my back. I moaned softly and rubbed my hips and neck as I walked on. Gimli began to go on ego trip about how he could sense elves from a mile away when Haldir stepped out from behind a tree with his bow ready to shoot Gimli if he made one wrong move, "The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark," Haldir said wryly. I must admit the look on Gimli's face was priceless. Elves circled around everyone but Legolas and Aragorn. I heard them converse in Elvish, Haldir approached me, "What is your name?" Haldir asked me

"Nicolette," I replied,

"Lady Nicolette where are you from?" He asked me,

Uh-oh… The little red flags in my head went up. What was I going to tell him? "Uhh Rohan," I replied. Haldir looked at me dubiously. I then remembered my clothes, I cursed under my breath and tried to keep my composure. Finally after staring at me for a moment (And let me tell you that's really nice being stared at as if you're on America's most wanted list and walked into the FBI department!) Then he called for a lady to take Anna and me to a Talen or whatever there houses are called. I smiled gratefully at Haldir as I passed him. I was wondering how the Hell I got through that one without having an all-out interrogation but anyhow I was happy. Anna tugged on my sleeve, I looked down at my wide-eyed little sister, "Why do those boys have long hair?" She asked me. I laughed, and whispered in her ear, "Because there not boys, there Elves and that's there custom. Short hair is considered kind of weird here." Anna looked confused, "I thought Elves lived at Santa's workshop and were short with pointy hats." I couldn't answer her for five minutes I was laughing so hard.

Later that night…

I knocked on the door of Nicolette's Talen. She opened the door in a few seconds, "Master Legolas." She said smiling. "Lady Nicolette." I said, I had offered to take Nicolette to the gathering in the hall of Galadriel and Celeborn. She had accepted. Her mood had improved since that night when we had first met (and her clothing!) she was rather pleasant to talk to, she seemed to know a lot more about weapons and war then most women I've ever met do. I must say I was rather pleased, I often found talking to women rather boring, much to my father's frustration whenever he would have a suitor for me. I chuckled softly to myself, Nicolette looked up, "I'm sorry, did I say something stupid?" I laughed, "No, I was just thinking." Before she could ask what I was thinking we arrived at the intricately carved door of the stonewalled garden that served as a great hall. I opened the door for her; she smiled and walked into the garden, music and laughter floated up to us. She gasped in awe, I grinned, "Do you like it?" I asked. She laughed, "Yes! I've never seen a place so lovely!" I smiled and leaded her to the celebration under the white tent in the center of the garden. We were just in time to be seated for dinner. Lady Nicolette politely conversed with anyone who asked her anything though I noticed she tried to avoid Lady Galadriel at all costs.

Nicolette's POV

I had kind of forgotten about Galadriel telepathy type-thing. When I saw her (it was pretty obvious since she was the only one wearing an Elvish crown) I began to get worried. I mean if she figured out about my not being…of this world I'd be sent back! Wait could she do that? Of course she could! She was like a faerie/angel type thing. (Sorry I really hate the term 'witch' cuz I believe they just screw with demons) I avoided her for the rest of the dinner. After awhile I forgot about her, I enjoyed talking to the Elves (specially the hot ones!) I barely noticed when they served us wine. I looked down and started to have a little flashback to my mom coming home drunk at night. I looked down at the wine as if it were a poisonous snake, Legolas- who was sitting next to me- Leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Something wrong milady?" He asked, "I uhh…" I was kind of embarrassed to say this since like 10 year olds back then drank wine, "Um I can't- I mean I uh don't drink wine." He raised an eyebrow, "Might I ask why?" I sighed, "It's a long story not worth hearing." He shrugged and called for a servant to bring me water. I finished the rest of the dinner in silence.

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"Lady? The Lady of the Wood requests your presence," A servant said then left my talen. Oh Hell, I thought and dressed quickly (it must have been like 5 in the morning) had she figured out? If so was she going to send me back? Had she figured out that she wasn't from Rohan? These kinds of questions flashed through my mind as I went to the garden the servant told me Galadriel was at. I arrived at the garden and was searching for Galadriel (all of there gardens here were the size of my house) then I heard a soft, lilting voice behind me, "Ah we finally meet, you must be Nicolette." I turned and saw a blonde-haired slender woman (erm elf) smiling at me. "Your Lady Galadriel?" I asked rather stupidly, she smiled and nodded, "Yes my child, I am the lady of the woods. Do you know why I have called you?" I shook my head. "Because I know you are not from Rohan, or Middle Earth for that part." She said softly. I groaned, "To hell with telepathy." I muttered. Galadriel raised an eyebrow (I seem to be getting that a whole lot lately!) But remained composed, "Now tell me everything." I sighed, "Fine."

I know pathetic excuse for a cliffie but anyways…Sorry if this chapter's about as interesting as doing calculus but I have a tad bit of block