Title: How to Make the Worst Anime
Author: Bass Star Cardians Webmistress
Summary: After watching one episode of Bobobo (I can't write out its whole name), I came up with pointless tips that you should avoid when creating an anime.
Author's Note: I came up with this idea weeks after I watched Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo the night before my birthday (December 4). It was the worst thing I have ever seen. I even wrote my opinion of it on tv. com.(my screen name is seireenko).
Warning: A lot of sarcasm that shouldn't be taken seriously. Also, this fic will be poking fun at Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and using it as an example. If you're a fan of this anime, I suggest you leave now, because I don't want any flames giving me all this grief about how I shouldn't criticize this crappy anime. I already got it from some smart ass named KiyoshiMeka from tv. com when he was sending me a message in one of the inboxes. Idon't need it from you guys. If you don't like, don't read.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. (Thank god!) I only own this short satire.
So you wanna know how the worst anime is created? First, you have to come up with some sissy main character, one that people won't take seriously and one that women and young children will probably kick in the shins whenever he passes by. If you're not sure what this character should look like, I suggest he should have some outdated hairstyle, either a bob cut, an Elvis hairstyle, the long hair that the Beatles had when they came to America or a big afro. Whatever. As for the rest of the design, you decide.
Next, you should come up with the stupidest plot you could think of. For example, the Bobobo show is about saving the world from going bald.
Third, come up with some supporting characters who will stick by the main character no matter what. Whatever, it's your show. Make these characters any way you want.
In addition to the supporting characters, you have to come up with a villain who is even STUPIDER than the main character. The villain will probably fit all the stereotypes that the villains in the American comics have: pure evil, overconfident, arrogant, and bent on world domination and destruction. As for the design, as I said before, you decide.
Next, come up with the stupidest weapons or powers you could think of. For example, Bobobo uses his nosehairs or whatever hairs he has to combat villains while Gasser makes big winds (big farts) in the villain's face.
Finally, I forgot to mention that you should create a manga with all these elements in it and get it published with high hopes that it will be so popular that it will become an anime shown in Japan and other countries. Come up with a ridiculous title that is confusing and long, one that probably few people can spell and remember. (eg. Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) Soon, as you had hoped, your anime will be one that a lot of people are going to talk about. Some will praise it, but be prepared. An angry mob might come to a city near you.