Chandrilla: Explosions rang out through the streets of the capital as an armored hovertruck roared down one of the city streets hijacked by robbers who were using heavy weaponry to turn everything around them into rubble. Behind it were several police vehicles and one Spinner trying desperately to avoid the wreckage and end the chase safely.

"Repeat we need backup! Every available unit is to get down here immediately!" shouted Police Chief Almorak as more wreckage came crashing down onto the road from the various stone buildings around them. The chief was in the passenger seat of the Spinner as The Dark One expertly drove it through the streets.

"Thanks again for helping us," said Almorak. "After all, you were on vacation."

"It was getting boring towards the end there anyway," said The Dark One as he cracked his knuckles. "Besides, I need a warm up before I go back to policing Coruscant."

"Yeah," said Almorak. "Is there anyway this can end well?"

"Unlikely," said The Dark One bitterly. "That truck is covered with a six inches of armor and is only vulnerable from directly above. It'd take an object moving at an incredible speed at just the right angle to be able to take that thing out, but I don't think fate's going to be that kind to us."

As he finished this statement, a flaming object came rocketing down from directly above and slammed down with such an impact that a nearby police car went flying up onto its side and crashed down amidst a hail of sparks. The dirt road meanwhile that they were racing across went up in a wave of dust making it hard to see anything.

"What the hell was that?" demanded Almorak as The Dark One tried desperately to keep a straight course despite his lack of vision with the dust continually pelting the windshield.

"It looked like a meteor impact," said The Dark One in shock.

"How is that possible, there hasn't been a meteor impact in years," said Almorak. "There would've warnings and besides that thing it too small to have been a meteor!"

"This is just too bizarre," said The Dark One. The dust finally cleared to reveal the armored truck still ahead of them when a second flaming object smashed directly into it nuking the truck in two as wreckage flew everywhere along with a ton of more dust from the resulting impact. The Dark One slammed on the brakes as the dust and wreckage settled. When it finally did, The Dark One and Almorak ran out to the wreckage along with the other cops and tackled what robbers could stand up given their harrowing ordeal.

"What the hell did all this?" asked Almorak looking back at the two massive impact craters that had uprooted signs and shifted building foundations with their impact.

"I don't know, but we'll find out," said The Dark One. He looked down at the small glowing object in the middle of one of the craters. As it began to cool, features began to appear. To The Dark One's horror, the object was small, round, white, and had dimples.

"Oh great," said Neva Kee. He and Zoda were currently walking down one of the busy streets of Chandrilla. Or the not so busy streets as everyone was still staring and shock at the two objects that had appeared out of nowhere and slammed down nearby with an impact heard around the city.

"What?" asked Zoda. "It's pretty obvious where our balls landed, hell half the town knows!"

"That's not it," said Neva Kee fiddling with a portable TV. "It's just that they landed in the middle of a high speed chase and tore apart a stolen armored car into shreds."

"Again," began Zoda before Neva Kee cut him off.

"Look who was part of the chase," said Neva showing him an image on the TV. Zoda's cheerful expression dropped at the sight that awaited him.

"No, this isn't fair!" shouted The Dark One as he looked at the now cooled golf balls in his leather gloved left hand.

"What is it?" asked Almorak confused.

"It's a golf ball," said The Dark One angrily.

"A what?" Almorak asked confused. The Dark One said nothing but continued to bake in his rage. But just before silence could descend on the area, a soft crunching sound was heard, as if someone was walking barefoot on the dusty ground. The Dark One waited until the crunching stopped before he spun around. A quick wave of dust moved across the street before the figures of Neva Kee and Zoda appeared from behind it.

"Can't you ever let me enjoy a regular vacation for once?" The Dark One demanded. "I left to get away from your antics not to be sucked back into it!"

"It's good to see you too TDO," laughed Zoda. "I missed you during the last golfing round."

"Yeah I heard about that," said The Dark One nodding. "Thousands of dollars in property damage, destruction of a Coruscant Police Spinner, created a pileup on the skyways that lasted for 2,000 miles, and destroying the chamber of the Jedi Council."

"All in all a good game," said Zoda with a grin.

"Speaking of which," said The Dark One walking up to him with the golf balls. "Do you have anything to do with these?"

"No," said Zoda with a big grin. "In fact if I didn't know better I'd say you were learning to pick up the game yourself."

"Alright open that robe," said The Dark One sharply.

"What?" said Zoda shocked.

"Open it, I want to see what you've got stashed under there," responded the officer.

"You don't have jurisdiction here," said Zoda.

"Yes I do. The Main Force Patrol has jurisdiction over all planets in the inner rim territory," said The Dark One. "Now open that robe."

"You don't need to see the inside of my robe," said Zoda waving his hand. The Dark One just stared at him and blinked for a few moments.

"Shut up! You know that doesn't work on me!" he shouted.

"Damnit!" shouted Zoda as he reluctantly opened his robe to reveal regular clothes underneath. Underneath he had two dueling sabers but not much else, besides a grip.

"Aha!" shouted The Dark One with satisfaction as he pulled the thing out. "What's this?"

"The grip to my five iron," said Zoda.

"And where the hell is the club?" asked The Dark One looking the thing over.

"Depends," said Zoda shrugging.

"On what?" The Dark One demanded.

"Where's your old Spinner? Ha, ha," laughed Zoda. The Dark One just growled angrily at him. During Zoda's first game of golf, his ball had landed on the roof of The Dark One's spinner. He'd barely gotten his shot off before The Dark One tried to throw him off the roof by spinning his vehicle. Zoda had wedged his five iron into the roof of the car for stability and had held on for a good fifteen minutes before the severe g-forces snapped the grip off causing him to fly off. Now that that was what The Dark One had in his hands now, that's just what had happened. The Dark One begrudgingly gave it back to him.

"I'm impounding these," said The Dark One as he left with the balls.

"On what charge?" asked Zoda.

"Aiding and abetting a criminal," responded the cop.

"What criminal?" Zoda demanded.

"You the dark one shot back. Zoda growled and a driver shot out of the grip, which he promptly swung. The Dark One immediately spun around at the noise but the club had already retracted into the grip.

"You okay?" asked Zoda chuckling. "You look like you need a vacation."
"I am on vacation!" The Dark One shouted back at him. He got in his Spinner and it took off into the sky headed for Chandrilla HQ with Zoda left behind just shaking his fists at him.

"Gimme back my ball coward!" he shouted. The Spinner immediately halted in midair.

"Uh-oh," said Zoda. He promptly tore off the other way as the Spinner came roaring after him. Zoda ran a little ways before the Spinner went right over his head causing the jet stream behind it to yank him off his feet and fall to the ground. Neva Kee and Almorak watched the proceedings before shaking their heads.

"Ambassador Neva Kee it is an honor," said Almorak shaking hands with the small blue alien.

"Likewise, I've heard great things about justice here on Chandrilla," said Neva.

"Thank you, you're too kind. I'm just grateful we don't have to deprive our citizens of weaponry like Alderaan does," said Almorak.

"And have one of the lowest crime rates in the entire galaxy, that's nothing to be humble about," responded Neva.

"Unfortunately we are currently in a situation that could change all that," said Almorak sadly.

"I don't understand," said Neva. In the background Zoda took out both of his lightsabers and extended their blades.

"Those criminals that we just arrested are part of a much bigger problem. A whole gang of them just took over a hotel building during an apparent robbery gone bad. Apparently some of their accomplices took the armored truck and fled with it hoping to get all the money for themselves and left the others high and dry so they took control of the hotel the truck was receiving money from. These were those deserters," said Almorak.

"Ah," said Neva understanding as in the background Zoda silently screamed and was immediately pounced upon by several armored droids and hovercars as they all opened fire upon him while closing in on him. Lightsabers flashed and laser blasts flew everywhere tearing up the area all around them as Neva Kee and Almorak continued their conversation completely unaware of the whole spectacle.

"So why haven't I heard it on the news?" asked Neva Kee confused.

"We're trying to keep it as under wraps as possible," said Almorak. "The last thing we need is panic."

"Yes that is one of the first rules of negotiation," agreed Neva. Zoda leapt from droid to droid cutting them to pieces before leaving in the middle of the hovercars and then dropping as they chewed each other up firing at where he had been.

"Speaking of which, now that you're here would you be willing to assist the negotiations? We could really use your skills in this matter," said Almorak.

"Well I suppose seeing as how my original plans were just put on hold," said Neva. Hovercars fell left and right destroying even more buildings as flames and sparks flew everywhere as the remaining civilians in the area ran for their lives. Zoda continued his mad dash as he hopped all over the place trying to avoid the laser fire. Suddenly he was mobbed by a dozen droids and vanished beneath them before a wave of invisible energy went flying outward and the droids went flying to pieces and pelted the area all around them.

"Thank you," said Almorak grateful. "Now if there's anything we can do for you in return…"

"Actually there is," said Neva Kee. "I've seen those devices that The Dark One collected and I was always hoping to get my hands on one…"

Almorak nodded understandingly. "Then they shall be your payment."

"Good, let's go then," said Neva before turning around. "Zoda?"

He and Almorak turned around and both of their expressions took on one of shock at all the devastation around them.

"Yeah?" asked Zoda just standing there in the middle of it all. Neva Kee just shook his head and groaned.

"Oy. C'mon we've got a job to do," said the ambassador walking off.

"Cool, coming" responded the madman leaving the wreckage and the shell shocked Almorak behind.

Later, Hotel: Zoda and Neva Kee were outside of the hotel amongst the police vehicles.

"I gotta admit, this must be the first time I've been on this side of the line," said Zoda. "Well time to go rectify that situation."

Zoda started walking towards the hotel.

"Where the hell are you going?" Neva demanded. Zoda looked at him at a loss for words.

"To umm… administer some justice that's it!" he said nodding with a big grin.

"Oh no you don't," said Neva Kee. "You get back here!"

Neva grabbed the collar of Zoda's robe and began dragging him back behind the police line.

"Just let me do my job," said Zoda. "I'm a Jedi, Jedi are supposed to negotiate."

"You don't negotiate," said Neva Kee not believing him at all.

"I do too!" Zoda protested.

"No," said Neva. "You go in, slice and dice, slice and dice some more, slice and dice what's left, and after slicing and dicing for several more minutes ask if you can ask questions. That's not negotiating!"

"Yes it is! It's called-,"

"Aggressive negotiations are not negotiations!" shouted Neva back at him.

"Says you," said Zoda.

"Says everybody!" said Neva Kee. "And I'm not going to have you bungle this up! Now give me your lightsabers!"

"No!" said Zoda. "They're the life of all Jedi!"

"And when have you ever believed that?" asked Neva crossing his arms. Zoda shrugged.

"I dunno," he said.

"Hand them over!" shouted Neva. Zoda growled and handed over his two dueling lightsabers to the Jedi.

"Good," said Neva. "Now I'm going to go talk with the negotiation team and then we'll find a peaceful solution to all this."

Zoda didn't respond but watched him leave to talk to the team before he turned around and looked at the building covered by searchlights. An evil grin spread across Zoda's face as he thrust out his arms and two lightsabers shot out of his sleeves and into his hands.

"Muwahahahaha," laughed the Jedi as he wandered off to the hotel. "Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!"

As he took off, Neva Kee was nearby meeting with the negotiators.

"That's odd that they're not covering the entrances to the buildings," said Neva.

"Yeah well I guess they're feeling confident that we won't pull anything and negotiation is the only option we'll consider," said the negotiator.

"It is isn't it?" said Neva.

"Yes," admitted the negotiator reluctantly. "We can't use direct force, it's against our laws."

"That could make things difficult," said Neva Kee. "Now we've got no leverage."

"Yeah," began the negotiator before he was interrupted.

"Movement," said an officer. Neva and the negotiator ran up to him.

"Where?" demanded Neva putting on his sunglasses equipped with zoom capabilities.

"It's someone moving towards the door!" shouted the officer incredulously.

"What?" demanded Neva before he zoomed in to see Zoda making a beeline for the door. "Oh no."

"What should we do?" asked the officer uncertain with his laser rifle aimed at the Jedi Knight.

"I'll deal with this," said Neva also heading for the hotel entrance. He moved at a quicker pace, but couldn't make it as Zoda slipped into the building. Groaning and shaking his head, he slipped in as well only to find Zoda right in front of him with weapons being aimed at them.

"Hi," said Zoda nonchalantly. "How's it going?"

"You got a lot of nerve coming in here," said one of them.

"Yeah so what're you doing here?" another demanded. Zoda shrugged.

"I heard this was a great place to shoot craps so of course I had to come," said Zoda with a grin.

"You're full of craps," said Neva shaking his head at the whole situation. Zoda turned around and smiled even wider.

"You have no idea," he said. Zoda then spun around and dozens of dice came rocketing out and smashing into the goons surrounding them. Before they could react, Zoda's twin lightsabers shot out of his sleeves and into his hands and ignited.

"Let's roll big uglies!" shouted Zoda. With that he was in the air chopping blasters left and right as the other gang members tried to shoot amidst the hail of still flying dice. As he flew past the craps table, Zoda tossed a couple of them down the board as he continued battling. Deflected laser blasts continued chewing up the area as the hostages ran for cover as the dice kept rolling. Finally Zoda stopped as all of the goons were down except one.

"Heard about you Jedi," said the man wielding a regular sword. "I heard you were the best of the best."

"Yeah that's what I hear too," said Zoda nodding.

"So let's go," said the man. "You can't defeat me, I've got a cortosis ore sword, your lightsaber won't be able to penetrate this!"

The man did a lengthy sword maneuver with him slashing all over the place and as he finished the complex move triumphantly, he looked up only to see Zoda come flying at him before kicking him hard in the stomach accompanied by a force push that knocked back and over onto the craps table. Zoda then landed on top of the man triumphantly as Neva Kee waiting for some witty remark, but what he heard was something entirely different.

"Nooooooo!" yelled Zoda. Neva looked at him confused before climbing onto the craps table only to see the two dice that Zoda had thrown earlier had rolled Snake Eyes.

"There, there it'll be okay," said Neva amidst softly chuckling. Zoda burst into tears as Neva escorted him out amidst the bewildered hostages as police began filing in through the main entrance. As soon as they were out however, Zoda's perked up again.

"Well let's tee it up!" he said with a big grin. Neva Kee just groaned.

"This is going to be a long Par Infinity," he thought.

Roof of the Police Station: Zoda and Neva Kee stood on the roof with the hyperspace capable balls on their tees.

"I look forward to seeing Alderaan again," said Neva. "The Organa's are always telling me to come over I just never seem to have the time."

"Meh, Alderaan shmalderaan," said Zoda looking into the daytime sky with the modified sunglasses.

"You ready," said Neva.

"Mmmhmmm," said Zoda slowly.

"Then let her rip!" said Neva Kee.

"Fore!" shouted Zoda. They both hit the balls and they went rocketing off into the sky. But on their way up, they narrowly avoided a certain Police Spinner flying overhead. It barely swerved out of the way in time, but as soon as it did it came straight back on a beeline with the police station roof.

"Oh no!" shouted Zoda. "Run!"