Author's Note: To be honest, this one doesn't have much to do with Harry Potter…but I think it's still good anyway. I love the thought of singing Death Eaters. To the tune Veruca Salt. All together now…
Good Dumbledore, with no power
Has just fallen from a Hogwarts tower.
And now you'll meet, now that he's gone
The lyrics of our awful song.
The lyrics of our awful song,
The lyrics of our awful song!
High pitches, for example, from
Male voices of quite a large sum.
Bad lyrics going out of key
Who is writing this parody?
The author has a nasty smell
And she is putting us through heeeeeellll! (us though heelll!)
This is what happens in fan fiction,
Death Eaters made to sing in collections,
This is what happens in fan fictiiiooo-oooo—ooooo-oooonnn!
Who went and wrote this, who indeed?
Who is ignoring all our needs?
Who is using us like puppets?
Who is this villain? Have we met?
The evil one is not Voldie,
She claims to be the master of parodies!