Author's Note: And finally…a parody of Mike Teavea!
The most important thing
That we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned
So far as Potter is concerned
Is never, never let him near
Dumbledore's instruments
Or else prepare for their downfall
Because Potter will smash them all!
Never, never let him…
Never, never let him…
He is raging mad in the head!
After Sirius was killed dead!
His temper is one of a kind,
It quickly makes him dull and blind (so dull! So dull!)
He can no longer understand
Dumbledore's order or command! (Or command or command!)
Miss Rowling could you tell us please,
Why you made Harry do these things,
You made him crazy, don't you SEE?
Regarding the great Lord Voldie,
He's been very glad this oldie
Received some pain from bad Harry
He's been very glad this oldie
Received some pain from bad Harry
And we hope he'll die in book the sixth
And we're sure…that it'll happen!