And before you even start tsk tsk tsk-ing me, I just wanna tell you that this chapter is really messed up due to my sudden lack of any chocolate. So, there, blame it all on my health concious mother!
Disclaimer: Like before, all muggles mentioned areNOT AT ALL LIABLE to the deaths and injuries which may follow.
WHEN MUGGLES ATTACK!
Chapter 3: The Pretty Boy and Not-so-pretty Ravenclaw
And if you thought what had happened to those poor Slytherins was bad enough, yet another thing was happening in the otherside of the room...
"HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME, CEDRIC!" a girl better known as Kaila wailed once again as she and the others made a reach for the already traumatized Hufflepuff seeker- who by the way looked absolutely delicious even in his school robes.
Now that's what I call hot…but then again that friend of his also looks…right.
Back to the story.
"What are you talking about?" Cedric demanded as he pushed himself backwards and nearly collided with the floor. Clumsy aren't we? "How can I possibly forget you if I don't even KNOW you to begin with?"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!"
"I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings or anything, but I really have no idea as to who you are." He added kindly, his unusually large sensitive side kicking in. "Besides, I'm already seeing Cho."
Ooh, that CANNOT be good.
"YOU'RE ALREADY SEEING SOMEONE ELSE!" Kaila shrieked as her accomplices shot him an appalled look. "AND DO NOT TELL ME THAT BY 'CHO', YOU MEAN CHO CHANG!"
"Actually-"
"OH GOD!"
THUD"Now look at what you've done!" Merril accused as she and her other crazed friends surrounded the now unconscious Kaila who was mumbling things like "Stupid evil bitch", "fucking boyfriend stealer", and apprehensively, "I didn't eat the last sandwich, I swear!"
"I, er-"
"Oh, keep quiet already and give her mouth to mouth!"
"What?" Cedric looked around confused, his bright blue-gray eyes practically begging for anyone to help him here. "What do you want me to do?"
"Just come here and give her a-"
"What?"
"Urgh, nevermind." The rest watched surprised as Kaila quickly lifted herself off the ground before dusting off her clothes. "He was taking too long already. Not too bright, this one."
A look of understanding passed through the girls as the aforementioned obviously insulted.
"I'll have you know that I was able to obtain a-"
"Right, right. So, wait, are you really going to replace me with Cho Chang, a Ravenclaw and I mean this in the best way possible-" Kaila paused before correcting herself, "-well, not really, that she isn't exactly easy on the eyes, if you know what I mean."
"Er…"
"Like I said, not the brightest crayon in the box. What I meant was that she's not exactly a looker."
"Er…"
"I MEAN PRETTY!"
"Oh…"
"HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME! I WOULD'VE STRANGLED YOU EARLIER TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS HERE!"
Kaila merely faked a yawn as she looked back at her 'competition' and nearly died laughing as soon as she did. Before we could possibly understand why she would do such a thing, we have to remember that not everything we watch, and more importantly, read is necessarily true.
What the hell does JK Rowling know about Hogwarts anyways? It's not like she's ever been there, right?
…
…Okay, let's wait for another time for that story.
Right, well, in the case of Cho Chang, she was more or less shown as Chinese looking, has long black hair, and obviously has looks seeing as how she could get Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory, and in the fifth book, Roger Davies asking her out. But then again how are any of us REALLY, REALLY, AS IN SUPER, SUPER sure she really looks that way?
To be perfectly honest Cho wasn't anything of those things. So instead of seeing some heart stopping beauty, there just stood a gangly girl who was in definite need of a dermatologist to assist her with the obvious acute acne problems and a dentist as well to get her teeth fixed- PRONTO.
"HOLY MOTHER OF-"
I swear, after seeing that sight, I don't even blame the girl for fainting.
"Wait, wait. Are you telling us that she- as in, that girl with the bad teeth-"
"HEY!"
"Oh shut up, would you? Anyway, like I was saying, you're telling us that she's Cho?"
"Er, yeah." Cedric nodded mutely as the aforementioned quickly rushed to his side. "Why, who were you expecting to see?"
For once the whole Great Hall was silent as the others turned to listen to their conversation.
"Uh, I dunno. Someone…not her?"
The other newcomers agreed as yet another one of the poor souls fainted as an unusually somber atmosphere hung among them.
"Er, so…what now?"
"I dunno. I mean, now I can't exactly like a guy who has that bad tastes with girls, even if he is that hot." Kaila merely shrugged as she took a step closer to Cedric though making sure to distant herself from the girl hanging off his arm just incase whatever it was she had was contagious. "This just isn't gonna work out. I think we should really just go our separate ways, you know…see other people."
"…Okay?"
"Alright then. I'm just gonna overlook this whole thing about you cheating on me and let you both off the hook." Ending with a smile, she was just about to turn back when the Hufflepuff spoke again.
"I didn't even-"
"Seriously, don't even finish that sentence unless you're just waiting to get kicked in the balls."
"Er, right then!" Cedric quickly flashed her a smile as the oddly calm girl walked away…or so they thought, for as soon as she had almost left their sight, Kaila was suddenly back to her spot and Cho suddenly flat on the ground with a bleeding nose.
Whoa.
"Sorry, 'bout that. I just couldn't resist." Plastering on a sweet smile, the others could only stare as she finally skipped out leaving them speechless.
After fifteen minutes of complete silence, people finally got the idea and began going back to their insignificant lives…well, that that is, minus one.
"Cedric, what happened?" Cho was finally starting to gain consciousness and was already beginning to get up from the floor. "I only remember some curly haired girl, we were arguing…and then…"
"Shh, it's alright now…"
It was just starting to become one of those Kodak moments when that certain one decided to come over, and for the lack of better words, punched the already bruising girl right on the nose.
"I just wanted to try it. Looked like fun."
Cedric had never been more confused in his entire life- which is definitely saying something- as he looked up at the other girl in confusion before she finally turned and walked towards the Gryffindor table to look for a certain scarhead, a lusting bucktoothed know-it-all girl, and the best friend.
Uh oh.