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"Dumb kids! Now I have to fix the ceiling!" The Janitor complained.
Two hours later…"Finally done!" The janitor congratulated himself. Contestants fall through the ceiling and staremerald walks in the room.
"I miss walking into the room," Darth Vader told Luna, who nodded and patted his shoulder sympathetically as they fell hard on the ground.
"Yay! Staremerald is back!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"Thank you, thank you!" staremerald says, putting up her hands to stop the wildly cheering crowd, who were…uh…wildly out of control.
"$#&$#&!" The janitor cursed, looking up at the huge hole in the ceiling.
"Oooooo! You said '$#&$#&' !" Cosmo said, moving his forefinger down his other so they made a cross shape.
"$#&$#&!" The janitor cursed violently again.
"What colorful language…" Staremerald said, trailing off. "SECURITY!"
"You can't call the security on the janitor!" Hermione said in the janitor's defense.
"Yes you can!" Artimis said, ready to show the world that he was smarter than Hermione.
"I think I shall start S.P.J.W.!" Hermione said happily.
"What does that mean?" Kitten asked Hermione.
"Stupid that girl is," Yoda told Raven, who nodded in agreement.
"It's the society of protection for Janitor's welfare!" Hermione responded hotly.
"Why protect the stupid Janitor?" Artimis demanded, still trying to disagree with Hermione.
"They don't get enough payment!" Hermione responded.
"Look Hermione, you seem smart-" began Luna. Artimis snorted in laughter.
"Pertrificus Totalus!" Hermione shrieked at Artimis, pulling out her wand. Her wand made a raspberry sound (A.N. Like when you stick your tongue out) and flopped over.
"Umm, what is going on?" Kitten asked, clueless.
"Idiot you are," Yoda commented under his breath.
"Your wand is dead. We want to make sure that you don't try to poof yourself out of here," staremerald responded calmly. She turned to Raven. "That counts for powers too."
And to Darth Vader and Yoda. "And your lightsabers."
"Oh really?" Darth Vader asked, whipping out his lightsaber. He ignited it and slashed it across Staremerald's neck. It didn't work. "What the?" he asked, shaking it. Staremerald opened her hand. Inside lay two small batteries.
"I took the batteries out." Darth Vader looked at his lightsaber, then at staremerald, then back at his weapon again, then at staremerald again.
"I HATE YOU!" He shrieked.
"Oh, Darthy, I love you too," staremerald said calmly. She turned to the other contestants.
"May we begin now?"
"Begin what? And what does Ungraphitable mean?" Luna asked.
"The Spin the bottle. And I'm not telling you," staremerald said happily.
"HA HA!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically. Luna hung her head. Kitten walked over.
"It hurts, I know," Kitten said comfortingly. Luna looked up, laughing.
"She thinks we're playing spin the bottle!" she said, tears splashing down her front.
"We are," Raven said, rolling her eyes.
"We…are?" Luna asked.
"Oh my goodness," Hermione commented. Staremerald grinned evilly and snapped her fingers. All the stands and contestants disappeared. The janitor stood watching.
"So much for S.P.J.W…." He said, fixing the hole again.
"Welcome contestants and audience to…" staremerald gave that creepy smile again, "The BASEMENT!"
"Wow, I hope it's not too frightening," Artimis said, rolling his eyes.
Staremerald shot Artimis a I-hate-you-so-much-but-since-your-a-guest-I'll-deal-with-you-later-when-I-get-my-lightsaber-out-of-my-room-and-do-a-lightsaber-to-Artimis's-head-maneuver.
She produced a bottle from behind her back. She snapped her fingers and all the guests appeared at a round table. Staremerald placed the bottle in the center.
"Ready to play 'Torture those stars!'?" staremerald asked the audience.
"YES!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"Alright!" staremerald said excitedly. She spun. It landed on Cosmo.
"Me?" he asked. Staremerald nodded. "But I have a wife!"
"Cheat, cheat, cheat!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically. Cosmo spun. It landed on Luna.
"Kiss, kiss, kiss!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically. Cosmo leant over and kissed Luna lightly on the lips. "Yay!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"And again…" staremerald said, spinning the treacherous bottle once more. It landed on Artimis. He gulped and spun. It landed on Raven.
"No way," he whispered. Raven leaned over and gently kissed Artimis, much to his displeasure. She walked away from the table and puked.
"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad...oh god, I am that bad?" Artimis said.
"YES!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"Cows..." Artimis muttered under his breath.
Staremerald spun again. It landed on Artimis.
"This is isn't fair," Artimis complained spinning the deadly bottle. It landed on Hermione. She blushed. Artimis smiled and walked over to her. They began to kiss passionately until staremerald broke them up.
Get a room!
"Yeah, the big creepy mysterious voice is right!" Luna shouted. Hermione and Artimis turned red.
"I think staremerald should have to go!" Raven screamed. "I had to kiss…I had to kiss…" she broke off, shivering violently.
"Poor kid, she never had a chance," Cosmo said, hugging Raven. She looked up, glaring. Cosmo backed away.
"Fine! I'll go! Happy?" staremerald said.
"HA HA!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically. Staremerald turned to her audience.
"Oh shut up…"
She spun. It landed in a tinsy gap which wasn't inhabited by anyone. The arrow pointed straight at Darth Vader, who was sulking by the wall. Staremerald lept up, hearts in her eyes. Darth Vader finally noticed everyone staring at him.
"What?"
"Kiss the evil chick you must, kiss the evil chick you must," Yoda sang tauntingly.
"Noooooooooooo!" Darth Vader screamed, falling to his knees. (A.N. Remember from Star Wars III?) "Waaaaaaaaaa!"
"Pathetic," Artimis said. Darth Vader gave Artimis a I-hate-you-so-much-but-since-your-a-guest-I'll-deal-with-you-later-when-I-get-my-lightsaber-out-of-my-room-and-do-a-lightsaber-to-Artimis's-head-maneuver.
Would you just all Shut up! Staremerald doesn't have to kiss Darthy!"Don't call me Darthy!"
"Alright! Alright! Zesh, don't have a cow!" staremerald shouted at the ceiling. She winked at Darth Vader and gave him a quick kiss. He didn't look too upset after being kissed by staremerald, in fact, he looked like he rather enjoyed it. He tossed the bottle to Kitten.
"Your turn." Kitten smiled and turned the bottle. It landed on a certain green muppet.
HA HA!
"Uh uh," Kitten said, backing away. "There is no way-"
"Yes! No way there is! Kiss the moron I will not!" Yoda said, looking even more scared than Kitten.
"Yeah!" Kitten agreed. She then looked at the alien. "Wait…who are you calling moron?"
"Kiss, kiss, kiss!" The crowd cheered enthusiastically. Kitten, looking revolted, leaned down and kiss Yoda. They parted a second later.
"Must find bathroom!" Yoda said, running out of the room, looking more green than usual.
"Get a tic-tac!" Kitten shrieked after him. "Your breath smells!" She too ran out, chucking breath mints ahead of her.
"Oh-kay," staremerald said. She turned back to her guests.
"May I ask what-" Raven began.
"Ungraphitable means!" Luna shouted.
"-task comes next?" Raven finished.
"A basketball game for physical strength," staremerald replied.
"Shoot," Hermione and Artimis said in unison.
"But first, a word from our sponsers!" staremerald said, ever the host.
"My Bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My Bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-O-R. And-STOP THE TORTURE!
Hands up who is sick of that comercial!
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