Sorry I haven't updated in a while...I do have a life you know.
Reviewers:
Athena-Tonks42: I'm really, really, REALLY glad you think it's funny!
ttinuhpfanforever: If she is a brainless idiot, than don't I have the right to torture her?
notyouraverageblond: Hola Leiummy! Glad you like this story, glad your back and so glad the sixth Harry Potter book is coming out! Yay harry potter! See you Wednesday!
Phishy2: It's not my fault me and Darth Vader are meant to be. If he enjoyed it, than it's his problem, not mine. It's fate okay, so deal.
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"Hey and Welcome back to 'Torture those stars!'" staremerald calls, zapping herself, the audience and the victims-uh, I mean contestants into the room.
"Wait a moment, wasn't one of us supposed to be kicked off in that round?" Artimis asked.
"No, I thought about it and I decided to not kick any of you off, because then you'd miss all the fun!" staremerald said happily.
"What fun?" Raven asked.
"You know, the spinning the bottle and all that stuff and all the torture and stuff we're gonna do?" Cosmo asked. His eyelids lowered a bit. "Good times, good times…"
"Why are we still on the Death Star?" Hermione asked. "Oh my god, I forgot about the poor janitor!"
"Forget the stupid janitor! And now I have to split you into different teams," staremerald said. "You will be in teams of two." She grinned evilly. "Why don't we have Luna and Kitten, Raven and Darthy, Cosmo and Yoda and Hermione and Artimis!"
"But he sucks!" Hermione said. Artimis growled. "Look, you're a good kisser, but you suck at basketball."
"I do not!" Artimis protested.
"OH YES YOU DO!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"Tacos…" Artimis muttered.
"Let's go!" staremerald shouted and she snapped her fingers. The audience appeared in their normal clothes but the vi-I mean contestants were not so lucky. Kitten and Luna were in matching dresses, both a hot-pink color. Cosmo and Yoda were in just wearing shorts, which were green and no shirts. Artimis and Hermione had appeared in lab coats, each of them wearing safety goggles and holding a periodic table of elements. Darth Vader and Raven appeared in normal Jedi clothes, bright red with dead-red (A.N. I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!) cloaks over their shirts, pants and boots. Darth Vader's mask had been removed and he had his face covered with the hood.
"Oh my god! You're not wearing your mask! Let me see!" staremerald squealed. She ran up and tried to pull his hood off. Darth Vader was too fast though. "Let me see!" staremerald pouted. Darth Vader seemed to think for a moment.
"No."
"Fine." She turned away and her outfit changed to that of a perky, valley-girl cheerleader complete with matching blue pom-poms. Her hair turned blond and eyes blue. (A.N. I am not saying that blonds are usually cheerleaders, I just always wanted blond hair and actually colorful eyes, instead of the dull brown)
"Here we go,
And now I think,
The teams to play,
Are green and pink!" staremerald cheered. Kitten and Luna shakily turned to face Cosmo and Yoda, who where having an argument about green.
"Green is green, yes?" Yoda complained.
Can we start?
"Yes, but you can have different types of green. There's electric green, lime green, dark green-"
Can we please start!
"even darker green, even darker than darker green, even darker than even darker than dark green-"
CAN WE PLEASE START!
"Sure," Cosmo said happily.
"Why did not just ask you?" Yoda asked.
GRRRRRRRRR!
"Green and Pink,
Go into position,
Here comes the ball,
Let's start the transition!"staremerald cheered.
"What transition?" Luna asked. "And what does Ungraphitable mean?"
"Transition rhymes with position, that's why I picked it." Staremerald threw the ball in the air. "GO!"
And Luna has possession of the ball! She's making her way down the court, and oh! Yoda grabbed the ball with the force and is aiming for the hoop on the opposite end of the court…he shoots, he scores! What a shot! But chin up Pink team! It's not the end of the game yet!
Two hours later…Oh and it's the end of the game, leaving the score 5-10! You should thank your stars that Luna is on your team Kit-Kat, or you probably would have lost wit a deafening 0-10!
"Grrrr…." Kitten said angrily, beginning to hiss and spit like an angry cat.
And next up, we have the white team against the red!
Artimis and Hermione made their way towards the court. Raven and Darth Vader were at the other side, glaring evilly at the poor scientists.
"Don't be scared,
Team white is okay,
But maybe it's not,
Because red'll win anyway!" cheered staremerald.
"Thanks!" Artimis said, as Hermione burst into tears.
"I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose…" she murmured.
"Oh 'Mione, don't be sad," Artimis said, kneeling down to comfort her.
"It's all your fault!" Hermione shouted, looking up angrily. "Why couldn't you be a really bad kisser and a really good basketball player?"
"Okay, let's go!" staremerald squealed, throwing the ball into the air.
And Hermione has the ball, no wait, Raven has the ball! She's on her way down the court but oh! Artimis has taken it! He's running the other way, no wait, he seems to be choking, Darth Vader, that's against the rules! Penalty!
"Yeah. Penalty," Artimis wheezed, taking a big gulp of air as Darth Vader let go.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know," Darth Vader said apologetically. "I didn't know, it won't happen again-"
"He's lying!" shrieked Hermione.
Well, since Darth Vader pretended not to know the rules and staremerald thinks he's really hot, we'll let him off!
"What?" Hermione protested.
"Ha ha," Darth Vader taunted.
"Why you…" Hermione stomped over and smacked Darth Vader with her paper periodic table of elements.
PENALTY!"How about,
We ignore this scene,
And carry the game on,
While I scream! Wooooo!" staremerald cheered.
Fine! You cow! So Darth Vader has the ball, no wait, Hermione does! You go girl! No wait, that was Raven, my bad. Raven, not Hermione is going up towards the goal and she has scored! Nice one! Artimis has the ball but he's choking again! Darth Vader, stop it!
"My finger slipped…" Darth Vader lied.
Two hours later…
And it looks like team red has won 0-10!
"Going to kick their butts also, are we?" asked Yoda, pointing at the red team.
"I HATE YOU!" Darth Vader shrieked.
"Actually,
No your not,
We've seen you play,
Now thanks a lot!" staremerald said, waving her pom-poms.
"Can you please stop the dumb cheerleading act?" Raven said.
"Hum. Fine." Staremerald snaps her fingers, and she turns back to normal. "Green doesn't need to play red because all the teams have played once so me and the big, mysterious, creepy voice can see who has won this round. But sadly, we can't tell you."
"Moi?" Kitten said, looking proud.
"Uh, no. Thank you and goodnight! We'll see you tomorrow on 'Torture those stars!'"
"Before we go, what's the next round?" Cosmo asked.
"Dares…" staremerald said in that chilling, evil voice. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"She really needs to get a life…" Kitten said to Yoda. And for the first time in his life, Yoda agreed.
Lights go out and Luna is the only one still there
"Hello? Anyone there?" Luna asked. "AND WHAT DOES UNGRAPHITABLE MEAN!"
Ah, poor Luna. Don't forget to review!