Okay, I just wanted to say that the chapters will only focus on one person each time. K?
Reviewers:
StickLad: That was hilarious! Maybe I should force you onto the show...please leave more poems on your reviews!
Phishy2: Thanks for being so supportive, ur the best! And don't be hating on the itsy-bitsy teeny-weenie pink and purple dot bikini! I think he'd be hot in that! (lol) Darthy is a very complicated person, we don't really know what kind of werid thoughts are floating around his twisted mind when he dreams! And sorry I can't tell you what ungraphitable means. Get over it. And Luna's got a good point, doesn't she?
BBfan4evah: Here is your amazing update, extra torture and no mercy!
RegisSantia: Have you ever seen 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'? Hushabye Mountain is actually a song, but it would make a good poem, wouldn't it? Writing a poem like That's So Raven (pun intented)!
xox-Leo-xox: Hey! It's not my fault my werid stalker teacher is english! I'm glad it made you laugh...I LOVE YOU CHEESE MAN! I NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH! cough Sorry cough
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this story
"Hi guys!" staremerald called as she walked onto the stage. A huge cheer erupted from the awaiting crowds of people in the stands.
"We love you staremerald!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically and carried on like this for a few minutes, until staremerald shushed them with a wave of her hand.
"Now, for the last two challenges, this one and the next, each person will have their own separate chapter. So as you know, today's is the 'insultation' as I like to call it, but I'm having a problem. I don't know how should go first. Can you guys help me?"
"Whatever you wish for, staremerald," the crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"Right, so you can vote on these stands in front of you" staremerald said, and snapping her fingers, caused the contestants to appear.
"What the heck is going on?" Raven said, looking at her watch. "Do you know what time it is?"
"Yep, contestant choosing time! Go audience, go!" Staremerald looked at the big screen which began to poll the results: Darthy- 98, Artimis-100, Raven-99, Hermione-50, Luna-50.9, Yoda- 23 and Cosmo-2.
"I like cheese," Cosmo said dreamily.
"Okay audience, you voted it! We'll have the mud boy first!" A chair appeared out of the ground and pushed Artimis center stage. The remaining contestants happily skipped off.
"Dammnit," Artimis muttered.
"Where do you think you're going?" staremerald asked the contestants. They suddenly froze in place and sat down.
"That's what I thought you were doing. Now, we're going to do this a little differently," staremerald explained. She snapped her fingers and she appeared in mime costume. "Sorry, felt the urge. Right, now the big, mysterious voice is going to try and interrogate you, okay?" Artimis nodded weakly.
"Cool-e," staremerald replied, conjuring herself up a fluffy comfy chair. "Whenever you're ready, big mysterious voice."
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….Artimis…Artimis looked around.
His favorite song is 'I am a girl like you' from Barbie's Princess and the Pauper!"What the heck is Barbie?" Artimis asked. Kitten gasped.
"She's like, my role model! She's an inspiration to all evil genius' daughters!" Everyone is quiet. "You people don't know that song? Look, I'll sing-"
"NO!" Staremerald shrieked.
Artimis…he thinks elves are hot!"No way! Holly's an elf-"
And you like her! Don't you!"What the-"
Don't even try to hide it, my good man, the big mysterious voice knows all and sees all!"You lied to me!" Hermione screamed. "You said you loved me!"
"I do love you 'Mione," Artimis said truthfully.
"Whatever," Hermione said turning away.
" 'Mione, I-"
Artimis…tells every girl he meets 'You're the one for me!""WHAT?"
Artimis…he currently has four girlfriends!"WHO!"
Artimis…he only wants one thing from them!"WHO ARE THE FOUR GIRLS?"
Artimis…he's dating Hermione, Juliet , Holly and his grandma!"MY GRANDMA'S DEAD, MORON! AND I ONLY LOVE HERMIONE!
Whatever, you player!"JULIET'S JUST MY FRIEND! AND HOLLY SHOULD BURN!"
That's not what you told me yesterday-"SHUT UP!"
Artimis…he keeps his grandma in the freezer because he thinks she's hot!"SHE'S MY GRANDMA! AND SHE'S BURRIED IN THE FOWL'S GRAVEYARD!"
Same thing! Artimis…he keeps a piece of bacon in his underwear for luck!"That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!If it's so stupid, then why do you do it?
"I don't!"
Artimis…he keeps bacon in his underwear because HOLLY asked him to!"EWWW! DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?"
Yep! She's your girlfriend, mate!"GRRRR!"
Artimis…he thinks growling helps attract members of the opposite sex!"I DO NOT! DOUBLE GRRRRR!"
Sorry, but I think staremerald's taken…"Stay back, weirdo!" staremerald shrieks, running behind Darth Vader.
"You trying to hit on my girl?" he asked Artimis dangerously.
"NO GODDAMMNIT!"
Artimis…I really don't know what his problem is with lying! It's not good mate!"You damn morphine, I'll kill you!" Darthy shouted, picking up a chair (using the force) and running towards Artimis, who shrieked like the chicken he is and ran out the studio, followed by an angry sith lord.
"Dun be no hata!" Darthy's voice could barely be heard from outside the door.
Artimis…deserves his punishment…And now you know Artimis, player extraordinaire!The crowd clapped.
"And, next week, we have Raven!"
The crowd clapped and Raven fainted.
That's all for today folks! Review me!
Starry