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Disclaimer: I don't own any characters besides The Big Mysterious Voice!
Oh, and this chapter is a bit...'personal'..
"What up, my homies?" staremerald shouted as she sauntered onto the stage.
"We love you, staremerald," the crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"I know, I know…" staremerald said. She clasped her hands together and shouted "As you know, last week we had Artimis, who is now currently in the hospital-"
Meanwhile, in the hospital…Artimis watched as a female doctor examined him. The doctor began laughing.
"What?" Artimis asked.
"You have a huge scar on your back…it's as if a giant six foot sith lord decided to chuck a chair at you because you were hitting on his girlfriend!" the doctor said between giggles.
"I did not…GRRRRRRRRRR!" Artimis growled. The doctor sighed.
"Didn't you learn your lesson last time? Do you want to be hit with a chair again? Don't growl around show host's boyfriends. They take it personally."
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Artimis repeated. Darth Sidious runs on.
"You damn morphine, I'll kill you!" Darth Sidious shouted, picking up a chair (using the force) and running towards Artimis, who shrieked like the chicken he is and ran out of the hospital, followed by an angry sith lord.
"Dun be no hata!" Darth Sidious's voice could barely be heard from outside the door.
"Did I forget to mention I have a part-time job as a show host?" the doctor called after Artimis. "Did I forget to mention that Darth Sidious is my boyfriend?"
Back on the 'Torture those stars' set…"As you know, last week we had Artimis, who is now currently in the hospital and hopefully, will be back in time for the next show. As for today, we have Raven, who claims that she will…uh…"
"I will not be ridiculed, nor will I be annoyed by the arragont voice of the unknown," Raven said.
I am too known!
"Shut up," staremerald told the big mysterious voice. He did a humph but then was quiet. A chair appeared out of the ground and pushed Raven center stage. The remaining contestants, remembering what happened last time they tried to skip off happily, immediately sat down.
"That's what I thought you were doing," staremerald said sweetly.
Are we ready?
"Not yet," staremerald called. She snapped her fingers and she was in knight's costume.
Are we ready now?
"Not yet," staremerald said. She conjured herself up a bean bag and sat down.
How about now?
"Not yet," staremerald said. She snapped her fingers and a sword and shield appeared.
NOW?
"Not yet," staremerald called. She turned to Kitten. "If you bug me at all today, I swear I will impale you."
"Me next! Me next!" Cosmo called enthusiastically.
"Such an embarrassment to all kind of the males," Yoda whispered to Darth Vader who nodded.
What was the point of the stupid shield, then?
"To protect myself," staremerald said. "For two reasons. Number 1: Because if I do impale Kitten, I don't want any of her blood on me. Number 2: To clonk Cosmo with if he starts singing."
Oh, I see.
"Feel free to begin now…" staremerald called, pulling her visor up.
All right…"Do your worst," Raven hissed.
Oh don't worry. I will. Raven…she thinks books should burn…"What?" Raven turned her head to face the ceiling.
Raven…she wears socks in her bra so Beast Boy will look at her! Well, not really at her face but at her-"Hey! Those are real! I can't help it I've developed much faster in puberty than others!" Raven complained.
Raven…her idol is Britney Spears!"Now hers are fake!"
Raven…secretly wishes she was Britney Spears!Kitten jumped up. "OMG! Me too! Then Robbie-poo would look at me! Well, not at me but at my-"
"Day ja vo," Luna said to herself. (A.N. Chappie 5)
Raven…THINKS ROBIN IS HOT!
"WTH?"
Raven…the little pervert…watches him in the shower!"THAT'S GROSS! I DON'T WATCH HIM IN THE SHOWER!"
Sure you don't. The big mysterious voice seemed pleased, he was finally getting to her. Raven…gets so jealous…Robin always calls 'Starfire!' and never 'Raven!' Raven…she's a poor loser who has to resort to putting socks in her bra because she's got no-
"I'M NOT A LOSER!"
Sure you aren't…Raven…
By now, the Goth was seething.
Her favorite tune is '1,2 Step' because it's Robbie-poo's favorite!"I DON'T LIKE ROBIN!"
"I do!" Everyone turned to see Kitten jumping up and down in her seat. She looked angrily at Raven. "I'll…I'll…uh…fight you for him!" staremerald turned around and pushed her sword into Kitten, who fainted. Two hospital men ran over, put her on a stretcher and ran out. (A.N. Don't worry, Kitten will be fine next chapter) Staremerald sighed.
"Oh no, now my sword is dirty," she said, flicking the blood off.
Raven…she loves to do the one two step! Everyone goes one two step!"I have no clue what you're talking about…"
Raven…she has lost her virginity!"WHAT?"
Raven…is a naughty, bad girl!"TO WHO!"
Raven…she had sexual intercourse with…Slade!"WHAT? I HATE SLADE!"
Raven…she hates Slade because her BOYFRIEND, ROBBIE-POO HATES SLADE! HA!"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?"
Raven…the pathetic loser…she waits for the day Robin will ask her to marry him!"I HATE ROBIN TOO! I ONLY LOVE ONE GUY AND THAT'S-" Suddenly, Raven shut her mouth.
WHO?"Like I'd tell you," Raven retorted.
Raven…she doesn't even know who she likes!"YES I DO! I LIKE BEAST BOY!" Raven screeched. All was silent.
Raven…SHE LIKES BEAST BOY! SHE LIKES BEAST BOY! HA HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA!
"Oh do shut up," Raven said, quietly steaming.
RAVEN…SHE THINKS BOB THE BANANA IS CUTE! SORRY BB, YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED!
"And who, may I ask, is Bob the banana?" Raven asked.
Raven…she doesn't even know who Bob the banana is…"WHO IS THE DAMN FRUIT!"
Raven…she doesn't know that Bob the banana is an evil banana bent on controlling all fruits and vegetables and using them to take over the human race!
"WHAT?"
Raven…it's okay, mate, every girl likes at least one bad banana is their lives…Staremerald coughed.
Sorry, or Sith Lord…or…GREEN GRASS STAIN! RAE AND BB SITTING IN A TREE…K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIDGE, THEN COMES THE DEMENTED HALF-DEMON GREEN THING (I'M NOT SURE YOU COULD CALL IT A BABY) IN A SILVER CARRIDGE!
"Shut up," Raven said quietly.
Raven…she's with four guys! Slade, Robin, BB and BOB THE BANANA!"I HATE DAMN BANANAS! THEY SHOULD BURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!" (A.N. Kudos to yours truly and notyouraverageblond on that).
Raven…she needs to find her chicken korma and eat it for god's sake! (A.N. You got to put kudos on that too for me!)"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE RAMBLING?"
Raven…she lurves BB! She LOVES HIM!"One more comment…and I swear I'll-"
HARDY HAR! (A.N. Another of my famous sayings) Raven…SHE LOVES A DEMENTED VILLIAN, AN EVIL BANANA, A GOOD BOY LOSER AND A GREEN GRASS STAIN! HAAAAAAAAAA!
"WHY YOU!" By this point, Raven stood up from her seat, her eyes blazing white with her power.
Uh oh….
"YOU DAMN MORPHINE, I'LL KILL YOU!" Raven shrieked.
"Hey, that's my saying, you gotta put kudos on it," Darth Vader added. She turned to face him, hissing. "Uh, hee hee, just thought you might care…okay, I'll shut up now," he said, hiding behind staremerald, whimpering.
"Hey, Goth girl, stop scaring my ace boy," staremerald called. Raven turned on her, still hissing, her power coming out of her fingertips. Staremerald yawned and looked at her nails. Her visor banged down.
"Look up," she said, bored. Raven did and a huge piece of concrete fell on her.
"Where do you think your excess power went?" staremerald said to the rock.
"Shut up…" came Raven's voice from beneath the rock. Staremerald pushed her visor up and turned to the awaiting audience.
"Well, that's all the time we have for today," staremerald said. "Next week, we'll have Darthy!" The crowd cheered and Darthy, now out from the back of staremerald's chair said:
"We're friends…you'll be nice to me right?" Darthy said, gulping.
"Sure…I'll be as nice to you as I am to Bob the evil banana…" staremerald said, a evil grinch grin appearing on her face. (A.N. If any of you have seen the cartoon version of 'The Grinch', when he does the evil smile and his hair curls and stuff, that's what I look like right now.)
Merry Christmas everyone and don't forget to review moi!
Starry