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Chapter 2
Yugi pulled out a box of condoms.
"Okay, we here at OGYAS are firm believers of safe intercourse," Yugi announced.
"Dang I like hard and rough," Malik slammed his fist on the counter.
"It's better to be safe than sorry," Ryou held up a finger as if chastising him.
Squeak squeak! "Let's begin. I'm gonna pass around the box take as many as you see fit. We are gonna practice on the cucumbers."
Yugi handed the box to Malik, who grabbed about half of the box with his fist.
"I don't think you'll be needing those," Joey giggled
"Shut up," Malik placed his pile in his lap and roughly handed Joey the box.
"One....two...five....six.....eight," Joey counted out his.
"Will you just shut up and take some? You don't even know how to count dip shit," Malik snarled.
Squeak "Hey be nice," Yugi warned.
Joey blushed and handed the box to Ryou who took a small handful and Yugi grabbed some.
"Okay," Yugi took the box and shoved it away. "We are gonna practice putting these."
SNAP!
Malik had taken one of them and ripped it out of the little plastic pouch and shot it at Joey's head like a rubber band.
Joey's head snapped to the side at the pain, and he grabbed his head.
"Ow you little piece of crap! Joey screeched angrily.
"Ha ha! That was the funniest!" Malik burst into a huge fit of laughter. He laughed so hard he grabbed his sides and almost rolled of the counter he was sitting on.
Even Ryou was giggling.
"Look! Even Ryou thinks it was funny! That means it must've been hilarious!" Malik clapped his hands in victory.
'"Guys..."Yugi whined in a defeated tone.
"I'm gonna KILL YOU!" Joey leapt at Malik.
Fear flashed in Malik's eyes, but didn't react fast enough, flying off the counter with Joey holding him by the hair.
"Hey! Let go!" Malik whined.
"You cocky bastard!" Joey tried to choke Malik.
"You stupid oaf!" Malik blocked Joey.
They started rolling around the room trying to choke each other.
SQUEAK! SQUEAK! "Hey guys!" Yugi yelled frantically.
"I'm really worried they might hurt each other," Yugi nervously commented.
"They are acting childish," Ryou pulled Malik off of Joey with surprising strength.
"Come on," Ryou rubbed Malik's shoulders trying to relax him.
"I wish Marik hadn't taken the Millennium rod way from me because of bad behavior, you are soooo lucky Wheeler" Malik sneered glaring at Joey.
"Why do you want the rod?" Yugi asked in a cheery voice, glad they had stopped fighting.
"It would've come in handy today to control Wheeler like the dog he is," Malik nastily replied. "He's not being a very good puppy today!"
"MALIK!" Yugi gasped." You know never to make dog jokes in front of him like that! Its so-"
"You girly little fag!" Joey mockingly flipped his hair over with a hand." 'Look at me, I'm so pretty. I'm the girly man Malik. Oh, no I don't know what I am! Maybe I'm both! I'm so confused! I claim to be a boy, but look like a girl."
Malik gave him a look that probably would've broken glass.
"Okay...guys...." Yugi looked at Ryou, who shrugged meekly.
There was a commotion up front of the shop has Bakura, Marik, Yami, and Seto strolled in. "HIDE THE EVIDENCE" screamed Ryou "Code pink I repeat code Pink" said Joey.
The guys hid everything in their backpacks Joey and Malik could not find their over shirts because of their earlier rumble. So they ripped of their club shirts and hid them in the backpacks as well. Everything was normal when the Yami's plus Seto walked in the back. "Hey guys wud-up" asked Joey "Owww Puppy got hot" said Seto. "NO I did not if you must know me and my bud Malik were having a tiff!! And you are rudely butting in" said a blushing Joey. "Damn it Malik what have a told you make them BLEED damn it Hikari's never listen" said Marik rolling his eyes and shaking his head. "FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU DUMB DYKE HE GRABBED MY HAIR AND YANKED IT AND THAT HURT ITS LIKE GETING YOUR PUBIC HAIR SLOWLY RIPPED FROM YOUR BODY" said Malik hitting his yami. "How bout I yank every last one of your hairs out Hikari. JOEY WHAT WERE YOU DOING GRABBING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT" said Marik. "He shot a condom at my head" said Joey before he could think of any better excuse.
This caused everyone to laugh hard. "OKAY FUCK YOU PEOPLE IM OUTTI" Joey grabbed his things and was about to leave when he shot a condom at Malik's new nipple piercing causing it to bleed. "HAHA WHEELER IS ON THE ROLE" he ran out before Malik could recover. "Seto send your puppy to obedience school" said Malik rubbing his nipple it really didn't hurt him just turned him on. "Hmmm I might what do you think Yami" said Seto embracing him. "I swear ya'll are too hard on Joey" said Yami rolling his eyes. "Okay Ryou what did you do?" asked Bakura walking towards him. Ryou cowered in Bakura's shadow afraid of his abusive Yami. "I...I...I di...I...did...Not ...do ...a...thing I swear" he said standing up. "Really why not" Bakura was very close to him now. Sure Ryou has desires toward even love for his Yami but half the time his Yami is hitting him or insulting him. "I...I...I'm...Qu...Quite you know that" With out a word Bakura slapped him down back on the floor blood sprayed his shirt as Ryou flew to his feet. Marik made a noise that said he was turned on by the violence and the blood of Ryou. Even Malik followed in his Yami footsteps on this one. "Ryou what am I going to do with you" asked Bakura helping him up gently touching his wound on his now split lip. Ryou started coughing hard. "Its an asthma attack" said Marik walking to Ryou and rubbing his back. "I'll get his inhaler" said Bakura reaching for Ryou's backpack. "NO" shrieked Yugi that scared Bakura and everyone else "I mean why Bakura I will get it for you" Yugi got it and gave it to Ryou. "Okay...its okay Ryou" Marik was soothing him he had gone paler than usual. When his breathing was normal he sat up from Marik's lap. "I gotta go" he bolted out of the room. "DO I HAVE TO BEAT MANNERS INTO YOU!!!! MARIK AND I HELPED YOU YA KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO PAY TONIGHT RYOU ARE YOU LISTONING" screamed Bakura. "Aibou what is that" asked Yami pointing to the toy hammer Yugi gulped he was sweating nervously thinking of an excuse.
Well what do you think? Please review!!! Yeah you are probably mad, confused right now about Bakura's part in this well we aren't gonna lie some parts throughout the fic he is a butthole but other times he is sweet to Ryou so stayed tune to find out!!! TBC
Disclaimer: Yeah we wish we owned them but we don't
Chapter 2
Yugi pulled out a box of condoms.
"Okay, we here at OGYAS are firm believers of safe intercourse," Yugi announced.
"Dang I like hard and rough," Malik slammed his fist on the counter.
"It's better to be safe than sorry," Ryou held up a finger as if chastising him.
Squeak squeak! "Let's begin. I'm gonna pass around the box take as many as you see fit. We are gonna practice on the cucumbers."
Yugi handed the box to Malik, who grabbed about half of the box with his fist.
"I don't think you'll be needing those," Joey giggled
"Shut up," Malik placed his pile in his lap and roughly handed Joey the box.
"One....two...five....six.....eight," Joey counted out his.
"Will you just shut up and take some? You don't even know how to count dip shit," Malik snarled.
Squeak "Hey be nice," Yugi warned.
Joey blushed and handed the box to Ryou who took a small handful and Yugi grabbed some.
"Okay," Yugi took the box and shoved it away. "We are gonna practice putting these."
SNAP!
Malik had taken one of them and ripped it out of the little plastic pouch and shot it at Joey's head like a rubber band.
Joey's head snapped to the side at the pain, and he grabbed his head.
"Ow you little piece of crap! Joey screeched angrily.
"Ha ha! That was the funniest!" Malik burst into a huge fit of laughter. He laughed so hard he grabbed his sides and almost rolled of the counter he was sitting on.
Even Ryou was giggling.
"Look! Even Ryou thinks it was funny! That means it must've been hilarious!" Malik clapped his hands in victory.
'"Guys..."Yugi whined in a defeated tone.
"I'm gonna KILL YOU!" Joey leapt at Malik.
Fear flashed in Malik's eyes, but didn't react fast enough, flying off the counter with Joey holding him by the hair.
"Hey! Let go!" Malik whined.
"You cocky bastard!" Joey tried to choke Malik.
"You stupid oaf!" Malik blocked Joey.
They started rolling around the room trying to choke each other.
SQUEAK! SQUEAK! "Hey guys!" Yugi yelled frantically.
"I'm really worried they might hurt each other," Yugi nervously commented.
"They are acting childish," Ryou pulled Malik off of Joey with surprising strength.
"Come on," Ryou rubbed Malik's shoulders trying to relax him.
"I wish Marik hadn't taken the Millennium rod way from me because of bad behavior, you are soooo lucky Wheeler" Malik sneered glaring at Joey.
"Why do you want the rod?" Yugi asked in a cheery voice, glad they had stopped fighting.
"It would've come in handy today to control Wheeler like the dog he is," Malik nastily replied. "He's not being a very good puppy today!"
"MALIK!" Yugi gasped." You know never to make dog jokes in front of him like that! Its so-"
"You girly little fag!" Joey mockingly flipped his hair over with a hand." 'Look at me, I'm so pretty. I'm the girly man Malik. Oh, no I don't know what I am! Maybe I'm both! I'm so confused! I claim to be a boy, but look like a girl."
Malik gave him a look that probably would've broken glass.
"Okay...guys...." Yugi looked at Ryou, who shrugged meekly.
There was a commotion up front of the shop has Bakura, Marik, Yami, and Seto strolled in. "HIDE THE EVIDENCE" screamed Ryou "Code pink I repeat code Pink" said Joey.
The guys hid everything in their backpacks Joey and Malik could not find their over shirts because of their earlier rumble. So they ripped of their club shirts and hid them in the backpacks as well. Everything was normal when the Yami's plus Seto walked in the back. "Hey guys wud-up" asked Joey "Owww Puppy got hot" said Seto. "NO I did not if you must know me and my bud Malik were having a tiff!! And you are rudely butting in" said a blushing Joey. "Damn it Malik what have a told you make them BLEED damn it Hikari's never listen" said Marik rolling his eyes and shaking his head. "FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU DUMB DYKE HE GRABBED MY HAIR AND YANKED IT AND THAT HURT ITS LIKE GETING YOUR PUBIC HAIR SLOWLY RIPPED FROM YOUR BODY" said Malik hitting his yami. "How bout I yank every last one of your hairs out Hikari. JOEY WHAT WERE YOU DOING GRABBING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT" said Marik. "He shot a condom at my head" said Joey before he could think of any better excuse.
This caused everyone to laugh hard. "OKAY FUCK YOU PEOPLE IM OUTTI" Joey grabbed his things and was about to leave when he shot a condom at Malik's new nipple piercing causing it to bleed. "HAHA WHEELER IS ON THE ROLE" he ran out before Malik could recover. "Seto send your puppy to obedience school" said Malik rubbing his nipple it really didn't hurt him just turned him on. "Hmmm I might what do you think Yami" said Seto embracing him. "I swear ya'll are too hard on Joey" said Yami rolling his eyes. "Okay Ryou what did you do?" asked Bakura walking towards him. Ryou cowered in Bakura's shadow afraid of his abusive Yami. "I...I...I di...I...did...Not ...do ...a...thing I swear" he said standing up. "Really why not" Bakura was very close to him now. Sure Ryou has desires toward even love for his Yami but half the time his Yami is hitting him or insulting him. "I...I...I'm...Qu...Quite you know that" With out a word Bakura slapped him down back on the floor blood sprayed his shirt as Ryou flew to his feet. Marik made a noise that said he was turned on by the violence and the blood of Ryou. Even Malik followed in his Yami footsteps on this one. "Ryou what am I going to do with you" asked Bakura helping him up gently touching his wound on his now split lip. Ryou started coughing hard. "Its an asthma attack" said Marik walking to Ryou and rubbing his back. "I'll get his inhaler" said Bakura reaching for Ryou's backpack. "NO" shrieked Yugi that scared Bakura and everyone else "I mean why Bakura I will get it for you" Yugi got it and gave it to Ryou. "Okay...its okay Ryou" Marik was soothing him he had gone paler than usual. When his breathing was normal he sat up from Marik's lap. "I gotta go" he bolted out of the room. "DO I HAVE TO BEAT MANNERS INTO YOU!!!! MARIK AND I HELPED YOU YA KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO PAY TONIGHT RYOU ARE YOU LISTONING" screamed Bakura. "Aibou what is that" asked Yami pointing to the toy hammer Yugi gulped he was sweating nervously thinking of an excuse.
Well what do you think? Please review!!! Yeah you are probably mad, confused right now about Bakura's part in this well we aren't gonna lie some parts throughout the fic he is a butthole but other times he is sweet to Ryou so stayed tune to find out!!! TBC