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Second Period Math,
All the gang was there all but Ryou. "Where is that asshole he wasn't in first period either" growled Bakura his eye was fine a thin scratch line formed from his eyebrow to the bottom of his eye. "Calm down Bakura I'm sure he will come" said the Pharaoh between sucking face with Seto. While Seto was distracted Joey slipped a different sandwich in his lunch bag an Alpo one. "Hey Eight Inch, Yami, Seto, Malik my wonderful Hikari, Joey, and the love of my life" said a way to Happy Marik flopping down on bakura's lap. "Why so happy" asked Malik. "I'm glad you asked I had a wonderful morning, I got to dissect something in Biology class played with his insides, grossed everyone out, sent some one to the shadow realm, and Made Tea my mind slave." said Marik all in one breathe. "I'm glad you had a good morning I can't find that no good hikari of mine" said Bakura. Class started. In the middle Ryou shows up with him battered. "Mister Ryou why are so tardy to my class" "I uhhhh no excuse Mr. Bell" he said between bruised cracked lips. "Take your seat I will see you after school" aid the teacher. "Yes sir sorry" said Ryou. Ryou went to the other side of the classroom than his friends he sat in the corner and laid his head down. "Bakura and Marik did you hurt Ryou" asked Malik "Nope I did not," said Marik "No I have been trying to find that fucker all morning" said Bakura "Well look at him," said Malik. They saw bruises popping out of every direction of his body. "I APPLAUD THE PERSON WHO MADE THAT WIMP BLEED BECAUSE IM GONNA MAKE HIM BLEED MORE" said Bakura rather loudly so that Ryou could hear. Ryou sat his head up and looked at him with the emptiest eyes. "All right class I have to run a few errands do the work I assigned," said Mr. bell skipping out. Ryou stood gently unbuttoning his shirt walking over to his yami, letting it fall before everyone's eyes. His whole body was battered and scraped. "Go ahead I deserve it, I won't run or stop you so please give me my punishment" he said looking down. Then he looked up. "Master." Bakura stared at him for a moment.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HIT ME OR SOMETHING!" Ryou screamed, crying.
"I, uh....,"Bakura looked like he was entranced.
"Kura?" Marik asked, confused.
"I don't feel like it right now. I'll kick your ass later. Besides, we have work to do!" Bakura rushed to his seat and started writing unbelievably fast.
"Kura! Did you hit your head or something?!" Marik did a double take. "First of all, you never pass up an opportunity to kick your hikari's ass, and WE NEVER DO OUR WORK!"
"Leave me alone. I'm trying to concentrate," Bakura mumbled, scribbling.
".... All right then. Well, I need to keep myself occupied." Marik pulled out his rod and pointed it at some dude.
"Of course I'll do your work for you....master Marik." The dude grabbed Marik's workbook.
Then Marik pointed his rod at two girls who were laughing together, and made them smack each other back and forth. "Hehe."
"Marik, stop being an asshole!" Malik snatched the rod.
"Aww, you're ruining all the fun, my dear little hikari," Marik threw up his hands.
AT LUNCH
"Where is Bakura?" Marik whined. "I need some ass, and I need it NOW!"
"You can have me," Malik thought.
Marik leaned back, tapping his foot impatiently. Ryou limped up to the table and sat beside Malik.
"Who did this to you?" Bakura suddenly burst in.
"Bakura!" Marik cried like they hadn't seen each other in years.
"Marik, not now I have business to attend to," Bakura stared at Ryou.
"Aww nutsack," Marik puffed his lip out.
"No one..it doesn't matter." Ryou replied.
Seto made his way to the table. "Man, I'm starving!" He pulled out his sandwich and took a huge bite. He slowly took in the taste, a disgusted look forming on his face.
"Argh! GROSS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" Seto threw the sandwich aside angrily. "It tastes like....dog food," he looked at Joey.
Joey couldn't contain his laughter. "Aww, the po little puppy doesn't like his food?"
"I would kick your ass, but I don't want to get suspended. Besides, I'm much more intelligent than you are."
"Ryou! Tell me right now who did this to you!" Bakura's tone started to turn pleading.
"Aww, poor Seto!" Yami scooted to him. "I'll help get that taste out of your mouth," he started sucking face with Seto.
"Bakura, why the hell do you care if I got beat up?" Ryou angrily cried. "It's not like you don't do the same fucking thing to me every night!"
'I can't believe I'm reacting like this.....' Bakura thought.
"Because you're my hikari and only I can touch you!" Bakura blurted out. "So who the hell did this? You better tell me or I'll make the pain your in right now be child's play."
"I can't tell you, okay?"
"Damn it, Ryou!" Bakura cried in frustration. He grabbed Ryou by the hair and dragged him to his feet. He pulled out the millennium eye he had stolen from the fag Pegasus.
"Oh, shit!" Ryou had forgotten about that.
"I don't like using this thing that was attached to that fag, but if I have to..." Bakura put his energy into the eye, making it light up. "Now I'll look into your mind."
"Hey, Kaiba, remember when Pegasus tried to rape you?" Yugi blurted out.
"Yugi, shut up!" Seto growled.
"Oooh, I wanna hear about this..."Joey said.
"Yeah, Kaiba was really locked in Pegasus bedroom, not the shadow realm."
"Yugi, please," Yami grinned. "But I can't blame anyone for wanting your sexy ass." He resumed sucking face with Seto.
"Raptor.....Weevil..."Bakura mumbled." They kicked your ass?"
"Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood? Those two fagwads?" Malik repeated.
"Tell me more about Pegasus and Kaiba," Joey eagerly asked. "Hey, did Pegasus get you hooked on Barney, Kaiba?"
"Wheeler.." Seto went to smack him but Joey moved out of the way and Seto caught Ryou instead.
"Oh, shit I'm SO SORRY! I was going for Wheeler! "Seto looked at Bakura with a look of fear. "Please don't send me to the shadow realm!"
"Attention, students!" The intercom came on. "Due to a certain blonde haired crazy Egyptian student here..not gonna name any names....cough Marik cough sending our last principal....away..to the shadow realm? What's a shadow realm? Anyway, we found a new principal! Now he will introduce himself and get down to business!"
Marik stood on a table, smiling proudly. "Yes, yes, autographs after school behind the cafeteria!"
"Hello, girls and boyssss!" Pegasus voice came on. "I am you new principal, Maximillion Pegasus."
The whole gang stopped in their tracks.
"I hope we have a great time this year! I'm looking forward to working with all of your tight hard- well, anyway, we have to punish the little rascal that sent the last principal bye bye! Marik-boy, you need come see your new principal right now and we can get to know each other, and maybe help you with your problems."
Marik had a look of utter disgust on his face.
"Ahh, yes Marik-boy!" Pegasus continued. "I hear that you are just adorable! Of course, daddy Pegasus will have to see for himself...anyway, Pegasus has eyes everywhere...even the boys bathroom!"
"Nooo! I don't wanna go! "Marik held on to Bakura.
One of Pegasus butt buddy guards grabbed Marik from behind. "Come. Master Pegasus has summoned you to his bedro-I mean office."
"NOOOOO!" Marik held on to Bakura.
"If he goes, I go," Bakura sneered.
"Okay. I'm sure master will enjoy that."
"Dont worry," Bakura whispered. "I won't let that fruitcake touch you. You're mine!"
"That's right," Marik glared at Pegasus butt buddy.
"MAN EATING BUGS!" yelled Bakura and his ring lit up. Pegasus's butt buddy is dead. "My hero" said Marik kissing him.
Meanwhile at the lunch room.
"Did little Kaiba like his Alpo oww such a cute Kaiba, o yes he is he has a nice ass" said Joey talking in a little baby's voice. at that moment Seto broke away from Yami "Did you just say I have a cute ass?" "No I didn't" "Yes you did" "Fuck off Barney boy" "Go hump my leg puppy" "Don't mind if I do" said Joey getting up and swinging kaiba to face him. He then proceeded to 'hump' Kaiba's legs "WHEELER GET OFF OF ME!" Screamed Seto. "No" By this time Seto was freaking out and shrieking like a girl. "Wheeler please " begged Seto "Okay" said Joey finally satisfied that he made Kaiba beg. The entire lunch room was in laughter of Kaiba's embarasment.
"Way to go Joey" said Malik
"Yeah you had him" said Ryou. "Haha haha haha so haha damn hahaha funny hahaha" Said Yugi between laughs.
"Aibou watch your mouth" warned Yami "No you can't make me Yami." said Yugi defiantly. "Aibou yes I can." "Go suck Kaiba off or something." "Yes please" said Kaiba begging. "Fine lets go Kaiba." They left. "Man that was fun" said Yugi. " Yeah you never talked back to him before" said Joey. "I dunno I think Malik is rubbing off on all of us" said Ryou. "Hehehe you know I love it, I'm bored damn it." "What can you do," said Joey. "I know all of our entertainment is gone," said Yugi. Malik was digging in his bag for some gum when his eyes came across the rod he had taken away from his Yami. "Hey know here is some fun" he said pointing it at Tea. "Yes Master Malik I will go and turn on the announcement system then go to the principals 'office' and make sweet love to him" she said getting up. "Hehehe this is going top be good" said Malik The guys were just laughing
Meanwhile.
"Let's go into this closet" said Yami "K" said Seto Yami opened it up to reveal a Marik and Bakura make out session "YAMI WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" screamed a Bakura "I'm glad I found you all 4 of us have to have a talk about our hikari's and Joey" said Seto.
DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately we don't own the sexiness of Yu-Gi-Oh...only if we did...*hehe*
Second Period Math,
All the gang was there all but Ryou. "Where is that asshole he wasn't in first period either" growled Bakura his eye was fine a thin scratch line formed from his eyebrow to the bottom of his eye. "Calm down Bakura I'm sure he will come" said the Pharaoh between sucking face with Seto. While Seto was distracted Joey slipped a different sandwich in his lunch bag an Alpo one. "Hey Eight Inch, Yami, Seto, Malik my wonderful Hikari, Joey, and the love of my life" said a way to Happy Marik flopping down on bakura's lap. "Why so happy" asked Malik. "I'm glad you asked I had a wonderful morning, I got to dissect something in Biology class played with his insides, grossed everyone out, sent some one to the shadow realm, and Made Tea my mind slave." said Marik all in one breathe. "I'm glad you had a good morning I can't find that no good hikari of mine" said Bakura. Class started. In the middle Ryou shows up with him battered. "Mister Ryou why are so tardy to my class" "I uhhhh no excuse Mr. Bell" he said between bruised cracked lips. "Take your seat I will see you after school" aid the teacher. "Yes sir sorry" said Ryou. Ryou went to the other side of the classroom than his friends he sat in the corner and laid his head down. "Bakura and Marik did you hurt Ryou" asked Malik "Nope I did not," said Marik "No I have been trying to find that fucker all morning" said Bakura "Well look at him," said Malik. They saw bruises popping out of every direction of his body. "I APPLAUD THE PERSON WHO MADE THAT WIMP BLEED BECAUSE IM GONNA MAKE HIM BLEED MORE" said Bakura rather loudly so that Ryou could hear. Ryou sat his head up and looked at him with the emptiest eyes. "All right class I have to run a few errands do the work I assigned," said Mr. bell skipping out. Ryou stood gently unbuttoning his shirt walking over to his yami, letting it fall before everyone's eyes. His whole body was battered and scraped. "Go ahead I deserve it, I won't run or stop you so please give me my punishment" he said looking down. Then he looked up. "Master." Bakura stared at him for a moment.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HIT ME OR SOMETHING!" Ryou screamed, crying.
"I, uh....,"Bakura looked like he was entranced.
"Kura?" Marik asked, confused.
"I don't feel like it right now. I'll kick your ass later. Besides, we have work to do!" Bakura rushed to his seat and started writing unbelievably fast.
"Kura! Did you hit your head or something?!" Marik did a double take. "First of all, you never pass up an opportunity to kick your hikari's ass, and WE NEVER DO OUR WORK!"
"Leave me alone. I'm trying to concentrate," Bakura mumbled, scribbling.
".... All right then. Well, I need to keep myself occupied." Marik pulled out his rod and pointed it at some dude.
"Of course I'll do your work for you....master Marik." The dude grabbed Marik's workbook.
Then Marik pointed his rod at two girls who were laughing together, and made them smack each other back and forth. "Hehe."
"Marik, stop being an asshole!" Malik snatched the rod.
"Aww, you're ruining all the fun, my dear little hikari," Marik threw up his hands.
AT LUNCH
"Where is Bakura?" Marik whined. "I need some ass, and I need it NOW!"
"You can have me," Malik thought.
Marik leaned back, tapping his foot impatiently. Ryou limped up to the table and sat beside Malik.
"Who did this to you?" Bakura suddenly burst in.
"Bakura!" Marik cried like they hadn't seen each other in years.
"Marik, not now I have business to attend to," Bakura stared at Ryou.
"Aww nutsack," Marik puffed his lip out.
"No one..it doesn't matter." Ryou replied.
Seto made his way to the table. "Man, I'm starving!" He pulled out his sandwich and took a huge bite. He slowly took in the taste, a disgusted look forming on his face.
"Argh! GROSS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" Seto threw the sandwich aside angrily. "It tastes like....dog food," he looked at Joey.
Joey couldn't contain his laughter. "Aww, the po little puppy doesn't like his food?"
"I would kick your ass, but I don't want to get suspended. Besides, I'm much more intelligent than you are."
"Ryou! Tell me right now who did this to you!" Bakura's tone started to turn pleading.
"Aww, poor Seto!" Yami scooted to him. "I'll help get that taste out of your mouth," he started sucking face with Seto.
"Bakura, why the hell do you care if I got beat up?" Ryou angrily cried. "It's not like you don't do the same fucking thing to me every night!"
'I can't believe I'm reacting like this.....' Bakura thought.
"Because you're my hikari and only I can touch you!" Bakura blurted out. "So who the hell did this? You better tell me or I'll make the pain your in right now be child's play."
"I can't tell you, okay?"
"Damn it, Ryou!" Bakura cried in frustration. He grabbed Ryou by the hair and dragged him to his feet. He pulled out the millennium eye he had stolen from the fag Pegasus.
"Oh, shit!" Ryou had forgotten about that.
"I don't like using this thing that was attached to that fag, but if I have to..." Bakura put his energy into the eye, making it light up. "Now I'll look into your mind."
"Hey, Kaiba, remember when Pegasus tried to rape you?" Yugi blurted out.
"Yugi, shut up!" Seto growled.
"Oooh, I wanna hear about this..."Joey said.
"Yeah, Kaiba was really locked in Pegasus bedroom, not the shadow realm."
"Yugi, please," Yami grinned. "But I can't blame anyone for wanting your sexy ass." He resumed sucking face with Seto.
"Raptor.....Weevil..."Bakura mumbled." They kicked your ass?"
"Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood? Those two fagwads?" Malik repeated.
"Tell me more about Pegasus and Kaiba," Joey eagerly asked. "Hey, did Pegasus get you hooked on Barney, Kaiba?"
"Wheeler.." Seto went to smack him but Joey moved out of the way and Seto caught Ryou instead.
"Oh, shit I'm SO SORRY! I was going for Wheeler! "Seto looked at Bakura with a look of fear. "Please don't send me to the shadow realm!"
"Attention, students!" The intercom came on. "Due to a certain blonde haired crazy Egyptian student here..not gonna name any names....cough Marik cough sending our last principal....away..to the shadow realm? What's a shadow realm? Anyway, we found a new principal! Now he will introduce himself and get down to business!"
Marik stood on a table, smiling proudly. "Yes, yes, autographs after school behind the cafeteria!"
"Hello, girls and boyssss!" Pegasus voice came on. "I am you new principal, Maximillion Pegasus."
The whole gang stopped in their tracks.
"I hope we have a great time this year! I'm looking forward to working with all of your tight hard- well, anyway, we have to punish the little rascal that sent the last principal bye bye! Marik-boy, you need come see your new principal right now and we can get to know each other, and maybe help you with your problems."
Marik had a look of utter disgust on his face.
"Ahh, yes Marik-boy!" Pegasus continued. "I hear that you are just adorable! Of course, daddy Pegasus will have to see for himself...anyway, Pegasus has eyes everywhere...even the boys bathroom!"
"Nooo! I don't wanna go! "Marik held on to Bakura.
One of Pegasus butt buddy guards grabbed Marik from behind. "Come. Master Pegasus has summoned you to his bedro-I mean office."
"NOOOOO!" Marik held on to Bakura.
"If he goes, I go," Bakura sneered.
"Okay. I'm sure master will enjoy that."
"Dont worry," Bakura whispered. "I won't let that fruitcake touch you. You're mine!"
"That's right," Marik glared at Pegasus butt buddy.
"MAN EATING BUGS!" yelled Bakura and his ring lit up. Pegasus's butt buddy is dead. "My hero" said Marik kissing him.
Meanwhile at the lunch room.
"Did little Kaiba like his Alpo oww such a cute Kaiba, o yes he is he has a nice ass" said Joey talking in a little baby's voice. at that moment Seto broke away from Yami "Did you just say I have a cute ass?" "No I didn't" "Yes you did" "Fuck off Barney boy" "Go hump my leg puppy" "Don't mind if I do" said Joey getting up and swinging kaiba to face him. He then proceeded to 'hump' Kaiba's legs "WHEELER GET OFF OF ME!" Screamed Seto. "No" By this time Seto was freaking out and shrieking like a girl. "Wheeler please " begged Seto "Okay" said Joey finally satisfied that he made Kaiba beg. The entire lunch room was in laughter of Kaiba's embarasment.
"Way to go Joey" said Malik
"Yeah you had him" said Ryou. "Haha haha haha so haha damn hahaha funny hahaha" Said Yugi between laughs.
"Aibou watch your mouth" warned Yami "No you can't make me Yami." said Yugi defiantly. "Aibou yes I can." "Go suck Kaiba off or something." "Yes please" said Kaiba begging. "Fine lets go Kaiba." They left. "Man that was fun" said Yugi. " Yeah you never talked back to him before" said Joey. "I dunno I think Malik is rubbing off on all of us" said Ryou. "Hehehe you know I love it, I'm bored damn it." "What can you do," said Joey. "I know all of our entertainment is gone," said Yugi. Malik was digging in his bag for some gum when his eyes came across the rod he had taken away from his Yami. "Hey know here is some fun" he said pointing it at Tea. "Yes Master Malik I will go and turn on the announcement system then go to the principals 'office' and make sweet love to him" she said getting up. "Hehehe this is going top be good" said Malik The guys were just laughing
Meanwhile.
"Let's go into this closet" said Yami "K" said Seto Yami opened it up to reveal a Marik and Bakura make out session "YAMI WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" screamed a Bakura "I'm glad I found you all 4 of us have to have a talk about our hikari's and Joey" said Seto.