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Tea the dyke had entered Pegasus office.
"Is that you Marik-boy? "Peggy asked eagerly.
"This is Malik," Tea said in that weird monotone voice.
"Malik?"
Tea jumped on top of Pegasus and flipped the intercom on.
"Ahhh! Its ..one of them! A girl! GROSS! Kemo! Come get this disgusting creature off of me!"
"Kemo can't save you now," Tea said, hitting Pegasus on top of the head with all of her strength, knocking him out.
"Now you cannot resist my sexy dyke body," Tea laughed like a maniac, and ripped Peg's clothes off. (Don't think about it, don't think about it....)
BACK WITH THE GANG
"I'm da man!" Malik high fived everyone he saw.
"Wow, Malik, that is so awesome," Yugi smiled.
"Give it to me, Peggy," Malik whispered into the rod, trying not to laugh.
"Give it to me Peggy!" Tea screamed into the intercom.
They burst out in giggles.
IN THE CLOSET
"They're causing trouble!" Marik listened intently to the intercom.
"They're fuckin problem," Bakura grabbed Marik's face and kissed it.
"No, they're causing problems for our unfortunate new principal and us," Marik turned serious.
"Hmm. What about that big meeting they had! I bet they're plotting against us! They want control over us!" Yami screamed, horrified at the idea of being at the mercy of his little hikari.
"Okay, Bakura, go into the mind of Ryou and see if they have another one of these meetings planned. Then we'll see what's going on," Marik gently pushed Bakura away.
"I'll be waiting eagerly for you back in my arms," Marik added seductively.
"All right, I'll see what the little fuckers are up to," Bakura sighed, getting up. He walked out of the closet, greeted by..
"Ahhhh no!! I'm forever scarred! No, don't do that! argh!!!" Pegasus screamed.
"Shut up bitch,"Tea said, smacking him.
Bakura shook his head. "Well, as annoying as that little shit Malik is, that is sorta funny."
Bakura found the hikari gang.
"Okay, shrimps," he called. "What are you doing?"
"What the hell does it look like I'm doing, ass?" Malik sneered.
Bakura grabbed the eye in his pocket.
Malik had an idea and took Ryou aside. "Watch this," He whispered.
"Malik, don't..."Ryou knew what Malik was thinking.
Malik broke his mind control from Tea...
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" Tea the dyke screamed over the com." I HATE YOU MALIK!"
"Get off of me, you stupid girl!" Pegasus yelled, and a thump noise followed.
"MALIK WHEN I FIND YOU IM GONNA RAPE YOU!" Pegasus screamed.
"Oh shit.." Malik turned red.
"You stupid little prick!" Bakura smacked him on the head. "It's your own damn fault!"
"I think you need to shut up!" Malik turned the rod on Bakura and caught him off guard, enabling him to hold on to Bakura's mind for a few moments.
"Master Malik, I am at your mercy.." Bakura kneeled in front of him.
"Malik, you are gonna be in deep shit!" Joey whispered. "Are you crazy?!"
"Ryou, I'm sorry. Allow me to lick your feet," Bakura threw off Ryous socks and shoes, causing Ryou to blush.
"umm. Its okay...."
Bakura slowly started licking Ryou's feet gently.
"He he. That tickles," Ryou giggled, a tomato now.
"Ryou, you are my superior. I will do as you please, master," Bakura said, looking up at Ryou.
"MALIK! WHAT IN THE!" Marik glared at his hikari.
"Oh, shit! Marik!" Malik nervously greeted his agitated Yami. His hold over Bakura was broken.
"Marik you better get your stupid little hikari out of my sight before I beat the living shit out of the fucker," Bakura looked like he was going to explode.
"Malik, I think you had a little too much fun today," Marik snatched the rod back.
"No, thats it! Malik, your ass is mine!" Bakura lept in the air like a maniac.
Malik ran like the wind out the cafeteria.
Bakura glared at his hikari, who cowered in fear.
"I need to beat something up. Come on Ryou!" Bakura grabbed him around the neck.
"Hey, thats not right!" Yugi piped up.
"Let go of me!" They heard Malik yell.
"Serves the stupid asswipe right," Bakura nastily laughed.
"Malik!" Ryou squeaked.
"You're coming to the principals office!" said the annoying voice of Weevil.
"Yeah," Raptor added.
"Get the hell off of my hikari," said Marik shoving the glowing rod in their faces.
"Yes master Marik we will go to Pegasus ourselves," said Weevil. "That was close," said Malik, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Malik you have been a very very very bad hikari" said Marik.
Meanwhile
" Aibou stay out of it, it is Ryou's problem," said Yami.
"How could a person be sooo cruel?" said Yugi tears brimming at his eyes.
"EASY, LIKE THIS," said Bakura punching Ryou in the stomach.
"Ehhh," said Ryou going to his knees.
"RYOU!" Screamed Malik. "Bakura you fucker can't you see he was already in enough pain b/c of Weevil and Rex and now you are doing this to him? You truly hate him don't you?" "Shut up ass you can't stop me," snarled the tomb robber. Ryou was wheezing at that time really hard he was turning slightly blue. "Ryou o god what is the matter?" Said Joey going to him. "Isn't obvious he can't breath he has asthma really bad," laughed Bakura. "Where is his inhaler?" asked Yugi. "Book bag" said Bakura lounging back and laughing at his Hikari's suffocation. Yugi got it the inhaler. "Here," said Yugi. Putting it to Ryou's lips. About 15 minutes later. "Thank you," whispered Ryou. "No prob," said the hikari's and Joey "ALL 4 OF YOU ARE BASTARDS JUST LEAVE US ALONE AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES!" screamed Yugi, and left with Joey and the hikari's. "I TOLD YOU THEY WERE PLOTTING TO AGAINST US" screamed Yami. In the hallway "YEAH WE TOLD THEM!" Said Yugi. "Why are we doin this when we want them to want us?" Asked Joey. "Da we are playing hard to get Wheeler." Said Malik. "By not submitting to them that intrigues them," whispered Ryou. "Guys I'm goin to class." Ryou left. "Well Ryou we were just lookin for you it seems the principal wants you in his office," snarled Raptor. "He wants to meet you, and you are going to pay for what Marik did to us" "Lead the way," said Ryou. In Peggy's office "Well well Ryou boy I'm the new principal" "..Yeah..I know," said Ryou. "Lets get better aquatinted," said Peggy The intercom was still on "No Stop please Principal owwwww" you heard Ryou pleading and crying in pain. "Shhh it will be over soon my bruised piece of meat" said Peggy "NO ONE FUCKS MY HIKARI BUT ME" growled Bakura.
"Ahhhh CHANGE OF HEART CARD" screamed Ryou
Peggy turned to the dyke who was outside his office Ryou ran smack into the hikari's yami's Joey and Seto running towards Peggy's office. Bakura rushed over and hugged his hikari. Everyone was shocked. "Bakura.." Ryou whispered tearfully. "I hate that man! He..."
"Ryou...are you okay?! What did he do to you? Where did he hurt you?!" Bakura angrily growled.
"I'm..fine now Bakura.." Ryou was confused at Bakura's behavior. "I think I need to go to the nurse.
"Good. Let's go," Bakura gently put his arm around his hikari.
"Awwwww..." Even the twins of terror Marik and Malik softened at the rare sight of Bakura treating Ryou with respect.
"Was the change of heart card used on Bakura?" Yugi the ditz asked. "I thought he used it on Pegasus??"
"I love you, man!" Malik threw himself in Mariks arms. "Feel the love, my hommie!"
"Aw, even though you annoy me just about all the time...I've gotten quite attached to you little one," Marik petted Malik on the head.
"Bakura...whats up with you?" Seto asked snottily, still mad about his embarrassment in the cafeteria....
"Hey, its Seto the tramp! WOOF WOOF!" A classmate Mako yelled.
"Shut up fish boy go fuck a whale or somethin!" Seto threw his suitcase down.
"I already did your mama last night!" Mako cackled.
"...My mother is dead you shitface!" Seto screamed. "I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!"
Seto furiously jumped on Mako beating the shit out of him the yami's and hikari's stood there in shock.
"Seto! Stop it! Don't get yourself suspended over that worthless idiot!" Yami pleaded.
"Shut up I'm tired of all the B.S.!" Seto lifted Mako's head by the hair, pulling some out, and bashed it.
"Set..." Mako pushed Seto off of him, shaking. His face was covered in blood and deep scratches, and a huge chunk of his hair was pulled out, leaving a huge bald spot on his head.
"My face!" He pulled out a pocket mirror desperately examining himself. "You asshole! You wrecked my beautiful perfect face! You....you'll pay for this!" Mako ran off.
Yami shook his head. "Seto...are you okay?"
"Yeah.."Seto mumbled.
"We're off to nurse Mai's office," Bakura and Ryou left.
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Tea the dyke had entered Pegasus office.
"Is that you Marik-boy? "Peggy asked eagerly.
"This is Malik," Tea said in that weird monotone voice.
"Malik?"
Tea jumped on top of Pegasus and flipped the intercom on.
"Ahhh! Its ..one of them! A girl! GROSS! Kemo! Come get this disgusting creature off of me!"
"Kemo can't save you now," Tea said, hitting Pegasus on top of the head with all of her strength, knocking him out.
"Now you cannot resist my sexy dyke body," Tea laughed like a maniac, and ripped Peg's clothes off. (Don't think about it, don't think about it....)
BACK WITH THE GANG
"I'm da man!" Malik high fived everyone he saw.
"Wow, Malik, that is so awesome," Yugi smiled.
"Give it to me, Peggy," Malik whispered into the rod, trying not to laugh.
"Give it to me Peggy!" Tea screamed into the intercom.
They burst out in giggles.
IN THE CLOSET
"They're causing trouble!" Marik listened intently to the intercom.
"They're fuckin problem," Bakura grabbed Marik's face and kissed it.
"No, they're causing problems for our unfortunate new principal and us," Marik turned serious.
"Hmm. What about that big meeting they had! I bet they're plotting against us! They want control over us!" Yami screamed, horrified at the idea of being at the mercy of his little hikari.
"Okay, Bakura, go into the mind of Ryou and see if they have another one of these meetings planned. Then we'll see what's going on," Marik gently pushed Bakura away.
"I'll be waiting eagerly for you back in my arms," Marik added seductively.
"All right, I'll see what the little fuckers are up to," Bakura sighed, getting up. He walked out of the closet, greeted by..
"Ahhhh no!! I'm forever scarred! No, don't do that! argh!!!" Pegasus screamed.
"Shut up bitch,"Tea said, smacking him.
Bakura shook his head. "Well, as annoying as that little shit Malik is, that is sorta funny."
Bakura found the hikari gang.
"Okay, shrimps," he called. "What are you doing?"
"What the hell does it look like I'm doing, ass?" Malik sneered.
Bakura grabbed the eye in his pocket.
Malik had an idea and took Ryou aside. "Watch this," He whispered.
"Malik, don't..."Ryou knew what Malik was thinking.
Malik broke his mind control from Tea...
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" Tea the dyke screamed over the com." I HATE YOU MALIK!"
"Get off of me, you stupid girl!" Pegasus yelled, and a thump noise followed.
"MALIK WHEN I FIND YOU IM GONNA RAPE YOU!" Pegasus screamed.
"Oh shit.." Malik turned red.
"You stupid little prick!" Bakura smacked him on the head. "It's your own damn fault!"
"I think you need to shut up!" Malik turned the rod on Bakura and caught him off guard, enabling him to hold on to Bakura's mind for a few moments.
"Master Malik, I am at your mercy.." Bakura kneeled in front of him.
"Malik, you are gonna be in deep shit!" Joey whispered. "Are you crazy?!"
"Ryou, I'm sorry. Allow me to lick your feet," Bakura threw off Ryous socks and shoes, causing Ryou to blush.
"umm. Its okay...."
Bakura slowly started licking Ryou's feet gently.
"He he. That tickles," Ryou giggled, a tomato now.
"Ryou, you are my superior. I will do as you please, master," Bakura said, looking up at Ryou.
"MALIK! WHAT IN THE!" Marik glared at his hikari.
"Oh, shit! Marik!" Malik nervously greeted his agitated Yami. His hold over Bakura was broken.
"Marik you better get your stupid little hikari out of my sight before I beat the living shit out of the fucker," Bakura looked like he was going to explode.
"Malik, I think you had a little too much fun today," Marik snatched the rod back.
"No, thats it! Malik, your ass is mine!" Bakura lept in the air like a maniac.
Malik ran like the wind out the cafeteria.
Bakura glared at his hikari, who cowered in fear.
"I need to beat something up. Come on Ryou!" Bakura grabbed him around the neck.
"Hey, thats not right!" Yugi piped up.
"Let go of me!" They heard Malik yell.
"Serves the stupid asswipe right," Bakura nastily laughed.
"Malik!" Ryou squeaked.
"You're coming to the principals office!" said the annoying voice of Weevil.
"Yeah," Raptor added.
"Get the hell off of my hikari," said Marik shoving the glowing rod in their faces.
"Yes master Marik we will go to Pegasus ourselves," said Weevil. "That was close," said Malik, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Malik you have been a very very very bad hikari" said Marik.
Meanwhile
" Aibou stay out of it, it is Ryou's problem," said Yami.
"How could a person be sooo cruel?" said Yugi tears brimming at his eyes.
"EASY, LIKE THIS," said Bakura punching Ryou in the stomach.
"Ehhh," said Ryou going to his knees.
"RYOU!" Screamed Malik. "Bakura you fucker can't you see he was already in enough pain b/c of Weevil and Rex and now you are doing this to him? You truly hate him don't you?" "Shut up ass you can't stop me," snarled the tomb robber. Ryou was wheezing at that time really hard he was turning slightly blue. "Ryou o god what is the matter?" Said Joey going to him. "Isn't obvious he can't breath he has asthma really bad," laughed Bakura. "Where is his inhaler?" asked Yugi. "Book bag" said Bakura lounging back and laughing at his Hikari's suffocation. Yugi got it the inhaler. "Here," said Yugi. Putting it to Ryou's lips. About 15 minutes later. "Thank you," whispered Ryou. "No prob," said the hikari's and Joey "ALL 4 OF YOU ARE BASTARDS JUST LEAVE US ALONE AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES!" screamed Yugi, and left with Joey and the hikari's. "I TOLD YOU THEY WERE PLOTTING TO AGAINST US" screamed Yami. In the hallway "YEAH WE TOLD THEM!" Said Yugi. "Why are we doin this when we want them to want us?" Asked Joey. "Da we are playing hard to get Wheeler." Said Malik. "By not submitting to them that intrigues them," whispered Ryou. "Guys I'm goin to class." Ryou left. "Well Ryou we were just lookin for you it seems the principal wants you in his office," snarled Raptor. "He wants to meet you, and you are going to pay for what Marik did to us" "Lead the way," said Ryou. In Peggy's office "Well well Ryou boy I'm the new principal" "..Yeah..I know," said Ryou. "Lets get better aquatinted," said Peggy The intercom was still on "No Stop please Principal owwwww" you heard Ryou pleading and crying in pain. "Shhh it will be over soon my bruised piece of meat" said Peggy "NO ONE FUCKS MY HIKARI BUT ME" growled Bakura.
"Ahhhh CHANGE OF HEART CARD" screamed Ryou
Peggy turned to the dyke who was outside his office Ryou ran smack into the hikari's yami's Joey and Seto running towards Peggy's office. Bakura rushed over and hugged his hikari. Everyone was shocked. "Bakura.." Ryou whispered tearfully. "I hate that man! He..."
"Ryou...are you okay?! What did he do to you? Where did he hurt you?!" Bakura angrily growled.
"I'm..fine now Bakura.." Ryou was confused at Bakura's behavior. "I think I need to go to the nurse.
"Good. Let's go," Bakura gently put his arm around his hikari.
"Awwwww..." Even the twins of terror Marik and Malik softened at the rare sight of Bakura treating Ryou with respect.
"Was the change of heart card used on Bakura?" Yugi the ditz asked. "I thought he used it on Pegasus??"
"I love you, man!" Malik threw himself in Mariks arms. "Feel the love, my hommie!"
"Aw, even though you annoy me just about all the time...I've gotten quite attached to you little one," Marik petted Malik on the head.
"Bakura...whats up with you?" Seto asked snottily, still mad about his embarrassment in the cafeteria....
"Hey, its Seto the tramp! WOOF WOOF!" A classmate Mako yelled.
"Shut up fish boy go fuck a whale or somethin!" Seto threw his suitcase down.
"I already did your mama last night!" Mako cackled.
"...My mother is dead you shitface!" Seto screamed. "I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!"
Seto furiously jumped on Mako beating the shit out of him the yami's and hikari's stood there in shock.
"Seto! Stop it! Don't get yourself suspended over that worthless idiot!" Yami pleaded.
"Shut up I'm tired of all the B.S.!" Seto lifted Mako's head by the hair, pulling some out, and bashed it.
"Set..." Mako pushed Seto off of him, shaking. His face was covered in blood and deep scratches, and a huge chunk of his hair was pulled out, leaving a huge bald spot on his head.
"My face!" He pulled out a pocket mirror desperately examining himself. "You asshole! You wrecked my beautiful perfect face! You....you'll pay for this!" Mako ran off.
Yami shook his head. "Seto...are you okay?"
"Yeah.."Seto mumbled.
"We're off to nurse Mai's office," Bakura and Ryou left.
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