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AFTER SCHOOL.....

"Mokuba! I'm home!" Seto yelled as he walked into his mansion.

"Hmmm..." Usually Mokuba cheerily greeted him after he walked into the door.

"MOKUBA! I'M HOME! " Seto yelled louder. Still no response. "Maybe he fell asleep.."

Seto went to Mokuba's room, which was empty. He searched all four floors of the mansion, but no sign of his brother.

"Moku..ba?" Seto was getting worried. His brother never went anywhere without his brother's knowledge.

Seto sighed and plopped in an easy chair." Damn it....where is he?"

RING RING

"Kaiba." Seto picked up the phone.

"Ah, ahoy Kaiba," the voice of Mako.

"Mako? What the fuck are you doing calling my house???? I cant believe you have the balls - how did you get my number, anyway?!"

"Looking for your brother?"

"WHAT?!" Seto jumped up, his heart racing. "Where's my brother? What did you do to him? I swear, if a fuckin hair on his head is out of place, your ass is mine."

"Shut up," Mako snarled. "The kid is fine for now...but in order to decide his fate and yours, meet me at Domino plaza (s big plaza near Battle City, I guess I made it up). In five minutes."

"Aww, Mako, how eloquent. Wait til I get you, fucker." Seto slammed the phone down, racing out the door.

AT DOMINO PLAZA

"Ahoy, Kaiba," Mako smirked, holding on to a tied up Mokuba.

"Big brother!" Mokuba screamed. The poor boy had a couple bruises on his face and arms and looked like he had been crying.

"Sock it," Mako smacked Mokuba in the mouth.

"MAKO!" Seto ran to clothesline him, but Mako took out a huge knife and held it to Mokuba's throat. Seto stopped in his tracks.

"Good, Kaiba," Mako grinned. "That's a good little boy."

Seto shook in anger itching to punch the shit out of him again.

"How dare you involve my little brother in our fight! This has nothing to do with him! Let him go and face me like a man!" Seto stared at the knife.

"Ahh, you better stay right where you are, Seto Kaiba," Mako laughed. "If you come closer or run off for help, I'll kill him."

"I...cant...believe....." Seto shook violently, tears streaming down his face. 'I feel so stupid! We wouldn't be in this mess if I hadn't lost my temper today! I'm soo stupid!' Seto shook his head, trying to clear it.

"How about this," Mako said. " You can either. sit back and watch me have my way with your brother...unable to stop me, unless you want his pretty little throat cut open.." Mako twirled the knife menacingly on Mokuba's throat, making him whimper.

"Behave.." Mako brushed his lips against Mokuba's.

"You freak!" Seto cried, angry that he was helpless at the moment.

"Or, you can take his place," Mako finished. "And let me dominate you."

"What?!"

"It's gonna be one of the Kaiba brothers," Mako smiled. "Aw, what will poor Kaiba do?" Watch his brother get raped, or give himself up to an enemy?"

"Mako, you know you suck huge whale dick, right?" Seto tried to stall.

"And next, its gonna be you or your brother!" Mako tapped his foot impatiently. "Hurry up we don't have all night to decide.. The clock is ticking." He looked pointedly at that damn knife.

"I...uh.." Seto stammered.

"Leave the Kaiba Brother's alone tuna. And for your info that is my master you are threatin'. A puppy don't like it when there master is in danger, they get rather defensive" said Joey hitting Mako in the nuts with and lemon. Mokuba got free and ran to Seto. "Wheeler you are gonna pay," said Mako, between gasps. "Yeah right, if I had a nickel for every person who said that to me, I would be rich, tuna" said Joey punching him in the stomach. "I still have my knife Wheeler," said Mako flashing the blade before his eyes. "OWWW lil tuna has a knife!! Ya know knives are like dicks," said Joey. "How so?" asked a confused Mako. "Every male has em but only a few can use them," said Joey Mokuba and Kaiba started laughing. "Shut up wheeler I'm gonna fuck your flea hide raw." "Right Mako, and you know what I'm gonna do wit you? I'm gonna grind your body up and put it in not dolphin friendly tuna." "You bastard your all lucky today but there is always tomorrow." "Right tuna ill kick your gill ass any day."

Mako left. "Joey thank you soo much for saving us," said Mokuba. "Ahh it was nothin to it" said Joey blushing, he turned and left. "Yo Wheeler, thanks," said Kaiba. "No prob...Seto." "Big brother he just called you by your first name" "I know, weird," said Seto out loud. "Now I know something is going on with the Hikari's and Joey" thought Seto.

Joey, Mokuba, and Seto made their way back to the mansion. Yugi Yami Ryou Bakura Malik Marik.. everyone was there waiting.

"Seto!" Yami ran to him and enveloped him in a tight hug.

"Wheeler, did you have to inform the entire fuckin universe?" Seto gave Joey a look. "How....how did you know, anyway, what was going on?"

Joey blushed. He actually had Seto's phone wires tapped to listen for potential enemies that might try to take Seto away from him.

"It....was a hunch. After all, I heard Tuna was one crazy mofo." Joey shrugged.

"Mokuba, are you all right?" Yugi asked, concerned.

"Yeah, my big brother and his slave kicks ass."

Ryou yawned.

"Aww I think its past his bedtime," Marik grinned.

"Shut up," Ryou said fiercely.

"Hey," Bakura warned, but didn't touch Ryou at all.

Everyone was shocked. Bakura usually took every opportunity he could to beat on Ryou.

"Unh. Sorry," Ryou mumbled, just to be safe.

"No prob kiddo," Marik ruffled his hair affectionately.

Seto and Yami separated themselves from the group.

"Yami," Seto said. "Do think something....odd is going on wit the hikari's and puppy?"

"Yeah..."Yami shrugged. "But I have no idea what it is.."

"But whatever it is, it actually seems to be working on Bakura and Marik."

"Yeah. The badasses," Yami shook his head.

"Hmmm. WE just better make sure that this little head game doesn't go TOO far," Seto frowned.

"Yeah. We can't let our guard down," Yami nodded.

NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL IN HOMEROOM

"Hello Yami's and shrimps," Bakura announced, throwing his bookbag in the back of the room and plopping down in a seat.

"Oh goody Bakura's here today," the teacher marked him down grudgingly.

"Just to annoy you Mr. DICKfuckson," Bakura sneered.

"Hell-lo my beautiful loving boyfriend and my sweet friends. Oh, hello my charming hikari!" Marik sang, prancing to the room.

"Okay.... either you're high, or....who did you send to the shadow realm now?" Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Why, thank you for asking darling. This morning, on my way to this lovely establishment-" Marik took out a piece of paper from his bookbag. "I see this."

Malik looked over his shoulder. "What's this? A carnival?"

"Ah, yes my dear. The annual Duelfest carnival," Marik pointed a finger up. Then he giggled giddily. "Ooh, I just loove carnivals! I'm so excited!"

"Aw, MAN!" Bakura threw his head back. "Are you gonna drag me to some retarded kiddie carnival?"

"Marik glared at him. "Dont you EVER talk about carnivals like that again!"

"Ooo are you gonna spank me now?" Bakura asked seductively.

"After you take me to the carnival, honey," Marik grinned, shoving the paper in his hand.

"What's a Duelfest carnival?" Yugi asked. "Can I go?"

"Everyone can go!" Marik lifted his arms excitedly. "It's a carnival for duelists."

"Do they have gay rides and stuff?" Bakura asked.

"Noooooo not gay rides. FUN rides."

"I didn't know you liked carnivals so much, Marik," Ryou looked at him with stars in his eyes.

"When is it?" Yugi asked.

"Tonight."

"TONIGHT?" Bakura screeched. "I don't have time to prepare for the gayness!"

Marik glared at him.

EMERGENCY MEETING NUMBER TWO AT THE GAMESHOP

The hikari's and Joey were all piled around, talking with each other. "Okay I have all the jewelry covered," said Malik holding up three cubutiles full of Egyptian jewelry. "I got the hair stuff," said Joey holding up two bags full of hair products. "I got the clothes covered," said Yugi, pointing to his walk in closet. "I got the scented stuff," said Ryou, holding out vials of oil, lotion and body scrub. "Good lets get started," said president Yugi. they Hikari's and Joey worked hard perfecting their image to the last drop. Here how they looked.

Yugi wore black leather pants and a loose silky black tank top, with boots. Oddly his hair was not spiked like it is usually but it was down framing his face. If he moved the right way you could still see traces of the red and black beneath the blonde. He had on a black leather choker band (neck belt) around his neck with the eye of Ra on it in the center was a ruby he had a ruby stud in his ear, and his puzzle. He smelled of Baby powder.

Malik had on a dark purple velvet baggy shirt that had poetry sleeves on the base of his wrist he wore leather pants and boots. His hair was up in a ponytail with a few strands loose. His scent was was mango he wore amethyst earrings and gold rings with different tones of purple.

Joey had on black male flare pants, a light metallic blue shirt on that hugged his curves but it was kinda loose the top two buttons were undone black boots completed the out fit. Joey like usual had big hair, his sent was honey. He had a blue topaz stud in his right ear and had silver thumb ring, necklace, and bracelet.

Ryou had on male flare blue jeans, and a white tight shirt that hugged all of his curves tightly. The top four buttons were undone so you could see more than a glimpse of his bruised fading chest. His hair was brushed out his hair was in a half pony tail braided (you know the two side pieces going straight back and connecting with the hair tie) his hair was fasten with a silver circular clasp with a diamond hanging from it. He had a choker with and ankh on it encrusted with diamonds he had a ring with the eye of Ra on it with a diamond in the center. To complete out fit his scent was coconut.

They all looked at each other. "DAMN I LOOK GOOD" said Malik "O hell yeah I can't wait for Seto to see me," said Joey. "Yami is gonna freak with my hair" said Yugi. "I think Bakura will like it," said Ryou "Come on lets go I got us the hogs (Harleys) from my personal collection we each get one." said Malik. "Cool," said Yugi. "Totally awesome" said Joey. "Radical" said Ryou.

The hikari's and Joey got on there bikes and put on their helmets (safety first). The ripped and roared down the street Malik in the lead. When he was almost there and could make out his yami and the others he did a wheelie. The other did the same. "Whhho Hooo yeah" screamed Yugi. Parking his bike "O yeah I'm Joey I'm bad ya know it" sang Joey parking his bike "ALL OF THE CARNIVALS PEOPLE WILL BE MY MIND SLAVE I WANT ALL THE STUFFED ANIMALS" screamed Malik coming inches from hitting Bakura. "Why you little shit if that would have hit me," said Bakura. "Hey where is Ryou" asked yugi looking around. "He was here," said Joey. "YOU LOST MY HIKARI YOU.." said Bakura but was interrupted.

Ryou had speed towards them standing on his bike (not in the seat) and did wheelies in circles. "Bloody brilliant, hahaha Weaklings," He wasn't referring to any of his friends, just the giggling girls and the aww struck guys watching him. When he came to a stop the girls and guys rushed forth. "Can I have your number?" asked a girl "Be my husband," said a boy "No me I want him" "Um I gotta go," said a blushing Ryou. He walked over to the gapping hikari's yami, and Seto and Joey. "Wow Ryou that was good" said Yugi "Yeah" said everyone The hikari's and Joey took off their helmets. The Yami's and Seto were drooling.
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