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Bakura and Marik proudly sat in class, beaming.
"What's up?" Malik whispered to Ryou and Duke. "Bakura and Marik never act really happy in school."
Ryou shrugged. "Hell if I know."
Bakura looked back at Duke. "I have you now, Dukey boy."
"What?" Duke narrowed his eyes.
"Just you wait asshead."
The bell rang and Bakura and Marik ran into the hall.
"Damn the last time I've seen them move this fast in school was when the coke machines broke and sent cans out in the hall for free." Yugi whispered. When they got out in the hall Bakura eagerly showed Duke his badge.
"Know what this is, fucker?"
"A badge?"
"I'm a hall monitor, bitch!" Bakura fastened it on.
"HALL MONITOR?!" Everyone gaped in shock.
"Yup. Kaiba's adorable brother, my boss Mokuba, made Marik and I leaders of this hall." Bakura smiled at Kaiba.
"Oh no this place is going to ruins." Kaiba looked nervous.
"Duke, you are my special buddy," Bakura laughed evilly.
".....Special buddy?" Duke looked at him like he was crazy. "Um, no thanks."
"No, you idiot I mean I have my eye on you," Bakura pulled out a paddle. "One false move and your ass is mine."
"Isn't that illegal?" Duke looked at the paddle and stepped back.
"Nope. Mokuba said I can either send you to the shadow realm or spank you if I see fit," Bakura put his arm around Duke. "So bend over Dukey boy. No, no, I can't send you to the shadow realm yet! I want to make your school days a living hell!"
"Well, I have to do something wrong for you to spank me, Bakura," Duke grinned. "And I'll make sure you and your sick illusion of spanking me..stay an illusion."
"I'll watch you like a fuckin hawk," Bakura sneered. "You have ten minutes to get to class."
"EVERYONE GET TO CLASS BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!" Marik had gotten hold of a loud speaker.
Duke started to walk to class with Ryou and Malik when Bakura suddenly popped up.
"AH HA!" He pointed at Duke shoes. "Your shoes are untied. Time for a spanking. Bend over now."
"Bakura, you moron," Duke rolled his eyes still walking.
"Dont call me a moron," Bakura waved his paddle menacingly.
"OK YOUVE BEEN STANDING IN THE SAME SPOT FOR FIVE MINUTES OFF TO THE SHADOW REALM YOU GO!" Marik yelled as he sent a group of kids to the shadow realm.
Duke was thirsty so he and Ryou stood in line to get some water. Ryou was ahead of him.
"Duke you can go first," Ryou stood aside.
"Thanks I'm thirsty as shit," Duke stepped in front of him and took a sip.
"AH HA I GOT YOU NOW DEVLIN!" Bakura popped up again.
"What?"
"You just cut in line! That's it you trouble maker! Bend over!"
"I let him go before me asshole," Ryou piped up in a defensive tone.
"Don't talk to me like that little one before I spank you," Bakura pointed his paddle at Ryou. "And don't try to cover for him! Dukey come on!"
"Bakura, you want to spank me so bad don't you," Duke grinned. "I know I'm sexy, but damn!"
"Phhsstt yeah right," Bakura sneered.
"AHHHH!" Some kids screamed as Marik sent them in the shadow realm for picking their noses.
"THAT IS NASTY!" Marik yelled.
Seto walked by them horrified.
"WHAT KAIBA?" Marik asked defensively.
"You're just making up reasons for sending people to the shadow realm."
"I like to call it...doing my job."
"JOEY WHEELER I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING," Marik yelled, pulling out his paddle as Joey was trying to sneak shove some doughnuts in his mouth.
"Damn," Joey muttered.
"Marik...may I spank him?" Seto asked grinning evilly.
"Well...its my job but I know he is your puppy....okay what the heck?" He handed Seto the paddle." Do me proud."
"Joey!" Seto called, waving the paddle in the air. "Time for your spanking."
"What?" Joey blushed furiously
"Kaiba you aren't really gonna spank me are you?" asked a terrified Joey.
"O yes puppy I am" said Seto he undid the first top buttons of his shirt and held the paddle high "Marik, hold him."
"ALRIGHT," said Marik grabbing Joey.
"O god Kaiba, that hurts owww damn it stop please!" Begged Joey tears coming from his eyes. "You don't know your own strength Kaiba, please!"
"Call me master and I'll stop."
"WHAT NO!" Joey screamed.
"Fine," Kaiba swung harder.
"Ok ok ok ok MASTER STOP!" Screamed Joey.
"Good boy," said Kaiba patting him on the head Joey was crying rubbing his sore rump "Here ya go, Marik."
"Thanks Seto," said Marik, taking the paddle back.
"RYOU COME HERE I SAW YOU LITTERING," said Bakura.
"I missed the trash can I am white you know."
"That is no excuse come here."
"No, you want me, come and get me." said Ryou, running in all directions.
"IM GONNA GET YOU!" Screamed Bakura. "RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CAN"T CATCH ME BECAUSE I'M THE RYOU MAN," taunted Ryou. All of a sudden he smacked into something hard. "MARIK!" Marik grabbed him.
"HAHAHA YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" Screamed Bakura. "DIMENSION THE DICE POWER," screamed Duke throwing dice in Bakura's eyes and Mariks. "Come on, Ryou."
"HAHAHA DUKE I GOT YOU NOW ASS WIPE!" Said Bakura running after them.
"TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU!" Screamed Marik. Poof, no more Duke. Ryou was cornered, will he show fear or laugh in their faces?
"Any last words runt?" Bakura grinned maliciously holding the paddle.
"....Mommy?" Ryou frowned prepared for the worst.
"Wait!" Mokuba ran up.
"Yes, boss?" Marik looked at him.
"As the high school principal, I demand Ryou be given amnesty!"
"DAMN IT ALL!" Bakura screamed, kicking the wall.
"You sent my friend to the shadow realm!" Ryou cried. "Mokuba, sir, Could you tell them to give me my friend back?"
"Duke Devlin? Well..."Mokuba looked hard in thought. "On one condition. You get lunch room duty for the rest of the year."
"What?!" Ryou was dumbfounded.
" Oooh, this has possibilities," Marik elbowed Bakura knowingly.
"..Fine I'll do it," Ryou sighed.
"Okay guys," Mokuba looked at Bakura and Marik. "Bring Duke Devlin back now."
"No way I'm bringing back that ass," Bakura sneered glaring at Ryou.
"If you don't bring him back I'll strip you of your power and make you janitorial work."
"I'll do it I'll do it," Marik said hastily. "I'm too beautiful to do dirty clean up work."
Marik used his rod, and Duke appeared back from a vortex.
"Whoa I think I went on a 'trip'" Duke looked dizzy. "What was I smokin?"
"Duke!" Ryou enveloped him in a tight hug. Bakura scowled.
"Oh yeah I hit you with a dice."
"Shut up fag."
"Well Ryou lunch room duty starts tomorrow be ready, bye!" Mokuba waved them off then spotted Seto.
"BIG BROTHER!" Mokuba grabbed his leg.
"Uh, hey," Seto blushed.
"Seto I want you to be a bathroom monitor."
"A bathroom monitor?!" Seto looked horrified.
"Yeah make sure no one is acting up in the hopper." Mokuba patted Seto on the back. "You start tomorrow see ya!"
TOMMORROW
"I feel so....dirty!" Seto was standing in front of the urinals, looking at the ceiling.
"..Man, I gotta piss like a race horse!" Joey jumped in the bathroom undoing his zipper while he was talking to Yugi.
"Joey you don't have to announce it," Yugi stopped in his tracks when he saw Seto standing there.
"Oh...Kaiba?!" Yugi asked.
"KAIBA?! HOLY CRAP!" Joey looked back and quickly zipped his zipper back up.
"Kaiba, why are you standing in the bathroom like that?" Yugi asked.
"It's none of your business quite frankly." Seto glared at them. "Hurry up and pee or whatever."
"Are you potty training?" Joey laughed.
"Yeah my puppy is here time to start Wheeler."
IN THE CAFETERIA
"Mystery meat or surprise spaghetti?" Ryou asked in a bored voice.
"Hmm..." Yami looked the choices over. "Which do you prefer?"
"They both taste like ass."
"Hey!" Marik and Malik walked in the lunchline.
"Mystery meat or surprise...aww this sucks." Ryou looked at them.
"Are you a choice baby?" Marik tried to grab him.
"Hey hands off my meal, "Bakura boomed making his entrance. "Aww look at the little shrimp," Bakura pinched his cheek. He was in a better mood now that Ryou had to suffer in the cafeteria.
"What else do you do?" Malik asked
"I have to clean up spills.." Ryou looked at Bakura and Marik, knowing that they were going to spill everything they could get their hands on. They were whispering together, plotting on how to make Ryou's lunch duty miserable.
Bakura and Marik whispered for another ten seconds, then grabbed the ketchup mustard and mayo and anything liquid and made huge mess.
"HAHAHA! Get on your knees Ryou, and clean," screamed Bakura.
Ryou sighed and got a mop. He was mopping for fifteen minutes, then Bakura and Marik came near him and shoved him in to the nasty mess. Bakura's foot dug painfully in the small of his back while Marik held his head in the mess.
Suddenly a memory replayed in his head.
~~~~~MEMORY~~~~~~
Pegasus spilling something on his office floor asking Ryou to clean it up.
"Yes sir" replied Ryou he was hunched over and cleaning the mess when he was violently shoved to the floor and straddled by Pegasus.
"This won't hurt Ryou boy.....much," whispered Pegasus. He ground his erection in the small of Ryou's back. His hands weaned in to Ryou's pants and squeezed the pale boy.
"Na na no, please stop!" Ryou thrashed violently has his shirt was ripped from him.
When Peggy tried to take off his own clothes slowly relieving the pressure from Ryou's back. Ryou knocked him off and ran.
~~~END MEMORY~~~~~~+
"NO NO NO NO STOP PLEASE" cried Ryou his body began shaking and thrashing.
"Ryou calm down its not that bad," said Bakura.
"LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO!!" Screamed Ryou he thrashed so hard he knocked Marik balance off and sent him flying into the mess beside Ryou, but Marik dragged Bakura along for the ride.
"YOU BASTARD! WHY DID YOU DRAG ME WITH YOU?" Screamed Bakura.
"I AIN'T GOIN ALONE FOR YOUR STUPID IDEA," screamed Marik right back.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT RYOU IM KICKING YOUR ASS!" Screamed Bakura.
Looking for his hikari he found him in the same room huddled in a corner shaking violently.
"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!" Screamed Bakura.
"I'm sa sa sorry kura it replayed in my mind it won't go away his voice his snickering laughter is driving me insane. I want to die pa pa pa pa please send me to the shadow realm," said Ryou crying.
"Ryou, what happened to you?" Bakura was concerned for his hikari.
"I..I...I...I was the one who that teased him it my fault I got what I deserved. But his hands his slimey oily hands," cried Ryou.
"Ryou" asked Joey the whole group was around Ryou now.
Ryou started wheezing, he got his inhaler from his pocket and used it. He was kinda calm after that.
He got up with out saying a word and walked out of the school.
"WHO IN THE FUCK HURT MY HIKARI? WHO EVER IT IS IT IS A FREE TRIP TO THE DAMNED SHADOW REALM!" Screamed Bakura.
"We got to have a Yami and Seto meeting," said Marik to Bakura. "While everyone was distracted I got something very interesting from Malik's book bag."
He was waving some sort of club notebook in his face.
"What the hell is that?" Bakura demanded. "Where's Ryou?"
"It looks like our little hikari's have a secret," Marik flipped through it. "According to this...they started a club...hmmm called "Operation get Yami's and Seto."
"What?" Bakura grabbed it hungrily. "Whoa! Our hikari's have a crush on us!" He looked at Marik in surprise.
Meanwhile
Malik was on the other side of the cafeteria looking through his bookbag frantically. "The notebook! The notebook! Oh, shit where is it?"
"What did you lose it?!" Yugi screeched. "That's our official club record! NNOOOOO!!!"
"Malik and Yugi, calm down. Your dumbass probably forgot it again." Joey said to Malik, shoving some fries in his mouth.
"No, no, I KNOW I remembered it today!" Malik scratched his head. "Well, I am a scatterbrain..yeah I'll look when I get home...."
Bakura and Marik went to the potty where Seto was keeping watch with an official badge and tool set (rags bucket soap and stuff).
"I can't believe Seto Kaiba CEO of Kaibacorp is reduced to shit cleaning how special," Bakura patted him on the back.
"Let's miss on purpose!" Marik started to undo his pants (YUMMY YUMMY!)
"Oh no GUYS!" Seto cried. "Please for the love of Ra please don't!"
"Marik you know I'd be the first one to do it but we're here on business," Bakura grabbed Marik's pants and buttoned them back on. "I'm an expert at taking and putting Marik's clothes off and on," Bakura then got serious.
"We need to have a meeting. Come. "Bakura grabbed Seto's arm and dragged him out of the bathroom. They went to the courtyard where Yami was dueling Mai, the nurse, to win another Dark Magician girl.
"Damn it Yami hurry up." Marik sighed. "Use one of the Egyptian God cards you stole from me last year."
"I didn't steal it asshole, Yami sneered as he used Slifer the sky dragon and won the card.
"Okay back to work," Mai went back inside.
"Yami we need to talk," Marik grabbed Yami and they went to Bakura's place.
"This place smells funny," Yami looked around.
"Shut up I like spring blossom," Bakura looked at an air freshener he put up.
Ryou walked in the kitchen.
"Shit!" Marik quickly hid the book.
"Ryou go away we are having big people time," Bakura shooed him away.
"I live here to asswipe."
"Go to your butt buddy Devlin's house." Bakura shoved him out the door.
"He's not my butt buddy!" Ryou yelled. "But I'm going there anyway!" He ran off.
"Anyway. Welcome to the first meeting of The Yami and Seto club. I am Marik the president."
"Hey why do you get to be president?" Yami asked. "I'm the main character."
"I found the notebook so I get dibs." Marik stuck out his tongue and wiggled it.
"Oooh Marik dont get me horny like that," Bakura shivered.
"Okay that's just nasty," Seto rolled his eyes.
"I can get nasty Seto," Yami crawled on top of him and kissed him hungrily.
"Okay this is serious club meeting not an orgy or anything."
"Ohh not a bad idea," Bakura said thoughtfully.
"Okay but I don't want to touch Bakura," Seto pointed to him. "He kinda creeps me out."
"Hey what the hell is that supposed to mean prep?" Bakura looked offended. "That hurts my feelings. Hey but there is a thing called rape."
"Who you calling a prep?" Seto sneered. "You wouldn't rape me I'll sue you!"
"I'll send you to the shadow realm if you sue me." Bakura raised his eyebrows. "Like Pegasus sent you."
"Well..." Yami frowned
"Yami dont say a fuckin word." Seto blushed.
"Hey! Stop it!" Marik glared at Bakura and Seto. "No fighting! Now apologize so we can continue!"
"...I'm sorry Bakura I didn't mean that I wont fuck you." Seto said.
"So you will fuck me?" Bakura ran his hand up Seto's leg.
"Marik!" Seto whined.
"Bakura stop it you know Seto is a prude." Marik grabbed Bakura's hand from Seto's leg. "But I'm not."
"I'm not a prude!" Seto pouted.
"Well Seto you kinda are," Yami said.
"Hey you're supposed to defend me!"
"It's okay I still love you," Yami kissed Seto on the lips.
"Well okay."
"Okay lets NOW begin," Marik opened the notebook.
"Seto...I want him to put me on a leash and command me to get on all fours and do sexual favors for him.." Marik read from the book. "This is written by....Joey Wheeler."
"Wheeler?!"
"I want to be Seto Kaiba's sex slave..." Marik kept reading.
"Soo is this a joke?" Seto asked suspicious.
"No. "Marik showed him the book.
"Yup official Wheeler chicken scratch."
"So.. is this why they've been acting so weird? They like us?" Yami asked.
"That's what I'm thinking." Marik shrugged.
"Let's exploit them!" Bakura pumped his fist in the air.
"That's mean," Yami said.
"Oh Yami you always were to soft babbling about your stupid friendship, heart of the cards crap. Get some balls." Bakura crossed his arms.
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Bakura and Marik proudly sat in class, beaming.
"What's up?" Malik whispered to Ryou and Duke. "Bakura and Marik never act really happy in school."
Ryou shrugged. "Hell if I know."
Bakura looked back at Duke. "I have you now, Dukey boy."
"What?" Duke narrowed his eyes.
"Just you wait asshead."
The bell rang and Bakura and Marik ran into the hall.
"Damn the last time I've seen them move this fast in school was when the coke machines broke and sent cans out in the hall for free." Yugi whispered. When they got out in the hall Bakura eagerly showed Duke his badge.
"Know what this is, fucker?"
"A badge?"
"I'm a hall monitor, bitch!" Bakura fastened it on.
"HALL MONITOR?!" Everyone gaped in shock.
"Yup. Kaiba's adorable brother, my boss Mokuba, made Marik and I leaders of this hall." Bakura smiled at Kaiba.
"Oh no this place is going to ruins." Kaiba looked nervous.
"Duke, you are my special buddy," Bakura laughed evilly.
".....Special buddy?" Duke looked at him like he was crazy. "Um, no thanks."
"No, you idiot I mean I have my eye on you," Bakura pulled out a paddle. "One false move and your ass is mine."
"Isn't that illegal?" Duke looked at the paddle and stepped back.
"Nope. Mokuba said I can either send you to the shadow realm or spank you if I see fit," Bakura put his arm around Duke. "So bend over Dukey boy. No, no, I can't send you to the shadow realm yet! I want to make your school days a living hell!"
"Well, I have to do something wrong for you to spank me, Bakura," Duke grinned. "And I'll make sure you and your sick illusion of spanking me..stay an illusion."
"I'll watch you like a fuckin hawk," Bakura sneered. "You have ten minutes to get to class."
"EVERYONE GET TO CLASS BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!" Marik had gotten hold of a loud speaker.
Duke started to walk to class with Ryou and Malik when Bakura suddenly popped up.
"AH HA!" He pointed at Duke shoes. "Your shoes are untied. Time for a spanking. Bend over now."
"Bakura, you moron," Duke rolled his eyes still walking.
"Dont call me a moron," Bakura waved his paddle menacingly.
"OK YOUVE BEEN STANDING IN THE SAME SPOT FOR FIVE MINUTES OFF TO THE SHADOW REALM YOU GO!" Marik yelled as he sent a group of kids to the shadow realm.
Duke was thirsty so he and Ryou stood in line to get some water. Ryou was ahead of him.
"Duke you can go first," Ryou stood aside.
"Thanks I'm thirsty as shit," Duke stepped in front of him and took a sip.
"AH HA I GOT YOU NOW DEVLIN!" Bakura popped up again.
"What?"
"You just cut in line! That's it you trouble maker! Bend over!"
"I let him go before me asshole," Ryou piped up in a defensive tone.
"Don't talk to me like that little one before I spank you," Bakura pointed his paddle at Ryou. "And don't try to cover for him! Dukey come on!"
"Bakura, you want to spank me so bad don't you," Duke grinned. "I know I'm sexy, but damn!"
"Phhsstt yeah right," Bakura sneered.
"AHHHH!" Some kids screamed as Marik sent them in the shadow realm for picking their noses.
"THAT IS NASTY!" Marik yelled.
Seto walked by them horrified.
"WHAT KAIBA?" Marik asked defensively.
"You're just making up reasons for sending people to the shadow realm."
"I like to call it...doing my job."
"JOEY WHEELER I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING," Marik yelled, pulling out his paddle as Joey was trying to sneak shove some doughnuts in his mouth.
"Damn," Joey muttered.
"Marik...may I spank him?" Seto asked grinning evilly.
"Well...its my job but I know he is your puppy....okay what the heck?" He handed Seto the paddle." Do me proud."
"Joey!" Seto called, waving the paddle in the air. "Time for your spanking."
"What?" Joey blushed furiously
"Kaiba you aren't really gonna spank me are you?" asked a terrified Joey.
"O yes puppy I am" said Seto he undid the first top buttons of his shirt and held the paddle high "Marik, hold him."
"ALRIGHT," said Marik grabbing Joey.
"O god Kaiba, that hurts owww damn it stop please!" Begged Joey tears coming from his eyes. "You don't know your own strength Kaiba, please!"
"Call me master and I'll stop."
"WHAT NO!" Joey screamed.
"Fine," Kaiba swung harder.
"Ok ok ok ok MASTER STOP!" Screamed Joey.
"Good boy," said Kaiba patting him on the head Joey was crying rubbing his sore rump "Here ya go, Marik."
"Thanks Seto," said Marik, taking the paddle back.
"RYOU COME HERE I SAW YOU LITTERING," said Bakura.
"I missed the trash can I am white you know."
"That is no excuse come here."
"No, you want me, come and get me." said Ryou, running in all directions.
"IM GONNA GET YOU!" Screamed Bakura. "RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CAN"T CATCH ME BECAUSE I'M THE RYOU MAN," taunted Ryou. All of a sudden he smacked into something hard. "MARIK!" Marik grabbed him.
"HAHAHA YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" Screamed Bakura. "DIMENSION THE DICE POWER," screamed Duke throwing dice in Bakura's eyes and Mariks. "Come on, Ryou."
"HAHAHA DUKE I GOT YOU NOW ASS WIPE!" Said Bakura running after them.
"TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU!" Screamed Marik. Poof, no more Duke. Ryou was cornered, will he show fear or laugh in their faces?
"Any last words runt?" Bakura grinned maliciously holding the paddle.
"....Mommy?" Ryou frowned prepared for the worst.
"Wait!" Mokuba ran up.
"Yes, boss?" Marik looked at him.
"As the high school principal, I demand Ryou be given amnesty!"
"DAMN IT ALL!" Bakura screamed, kicking the wall.
"You sent my friend to the shadow realm!" Ryou cried. "Mokuba, sir, Could you tell them to give me my friend back?"
"Duke Devlin? Well..."Mokuba looked hard in thought. "On one condition. You get lunch room duty for the rest of the year."
"What?!" Ryou was dumbfounded.
" Oooh, this has possibilities," Marik elbowed Bakura knowingly.
"..Fine I'll do it," Ryou sighed.
"Okay guys," Mokuba looked at Bakura and Marik. "Bring Duke Devlin back now."
"No way I'm bringing back that ass," Bakura sneered glaring at Ryou.
"If you don't bring him back I'll strip you of your power and make you janitorial work."
"I'll do it I'll do it," Marik said hastily. "I'm too beautiful to do dirty clean up work."
Marik used his rod, and Duke appeared back from a vortex.
"Whoa I think I went on a 'trip'" Duke looked dizzy. "What was I smokin?"
"Duke!" Ryou enveloped him in a tight hug. Bakura scowled.
"Oh yeah I hit you with a dice."
"Shut up fag."
"Well Ryou lunch room duty starts tomorrow be ready, bye!" Mokuba waved them off then spotted Seto.
"BIG BROTHER!" Mokuba grabbed his leg.
"Uh, hey," Seto blushed.
"Seto I want you to be a bathroom monitor."
"A bathroom monitor?!" Seto looked horrified.
"Yeah make sure no one is acting up in the hopper." Mokuba patted Seto on the back. "You start tomorrow see ya!"
TOMMORROW
"I feel so....dirty!" Seto was standing in front of the urinals, looking at the ceiling.
"..Man, I gotta piss like a race horse!" Joey jumped in the bathroom undoing his zipper while he was talking to Yugi.
"Joey you don't have to announce it," Yugi stopped in his tracks when he saw Seto standing there.
"Oh...Kaiba?!" Yugi asked.
"KAIBA?! HOLY CRAP!" Joey looked back and quickly zipped his zipper back up.
"Kaiba, why are you standing in the bathroom like that?" Yugi asked.
"It's none of your business quite frankly." Seto glared at them. "Hurry up and pee or whatever."
"Are you potty training?" Joey laughed.
"Yeah my puppy is here time to start Wheeler."
IN THE CAFETERIA
"Mystery meat or surprise spaghetti?" Ryou asked in a bored voice.
"Hmm..." Yami looked the choices over. "Which do you prefer?"
"They both taste like ass."
"Hey!" Marik and Malik walked in the lunchline.
"Mystery meat or surprise...aww this sucks." Ryou looked at them.
"Are you a choice baby?" Marik tried to grab him.
"Hey hands off my meal, "Bakura boomed making his entrance. "Aww look at the little shrimp," Bakura pinched his cheek. He was in a better mood now that Ryou had to suffer in the cafeteria.
"What else do you do?" Malik asked
"I have to clean up spills.." Ryou looked at Bakura and Marik, knowing that they were going to spill everything they could get their hands on. They were whispering together, plotting on how to make Ryou's lunch duty miserable.
Bakura and Marik whispered for another ten seconds, then grabbed the ketchup mustard and mayo and anything liquid and made huge mess.
"HAHAHA! Get on your knees Ryou, and clean," screamed Bakura.
Ryou sighed and got a mop. He was mopping for fifteen minutes, then Bakura and Marik came near him and shoved him in to the nasty mess. Bakura's foot dug painfully in the small of his back while Marik held his head in the mess.
Suddenly a memory replayed in his head.
~~~~~MEMORY~~~~~~
Pegasus spilling something on his office floor asking Ryou to clean it up.
"Yes sir" replied Ryou he was hunched over and cleaning the mess when he was violently shoved to the floor and straddled by Pegasus.
"This won't hurt Ryou boy.....much," whispered Pegasus. He ground his erection in the small of Ryou's back. His hands weaned in to Ryou's pants and squeezed the pale boy.
"Na na no, please stop!" Ryou thrashed violently has his shirt was ripped from him.
When Peggy tried to take off his own clothes slowly relieving the pressure from Ryou's back. Ryou knocked him off and ran.
~~~END MEMORY~~~~~~+
"NO NO NO NO STOP PLEASE" cried Ryou his body began shaking and thrashing.
"Ryou calm down its not that bad," said Bakura.
"LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO!!" Screamed Ryou he thrashed so hard he knocked Marik balance off and sent him flying into the mess beside Ryou, but Marik dragged Bakura along for the ride.
"YOU BASTARD! WHY DID YOU DRAG ME WITH YOU?" Screamed Bakura.
"I AIN'T GOIN ALONE FOR YOUR STUPID IDEA," screamed Marik right back.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT RYOU IM KICKING YOUR ASS!" Screamed Bakura.
Looking for his hikari he found him in the same room huddled in a corner shaking violently.
"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!" Screamed Bakura.
"I'm sa sa sorry kura it replayed in my mind it won't go away his voice his snickering laughter is driving me insane. I want to die pa pa pa pa please send me to the shadow realm," said Ryou crying.
"Ryou, what happened to you?" Bakura was concerned for his hikari.
"I..I...I...I was the one who that teased him it my fault I got what I deserved. But his hands his slimey oily hands," cried Ryou.
"Ryou" asked Joey the whole group was around Ryou now.
Ryou started wheezing, he got his inhaler from his pocket and used it. He was kinda calm after that.
He got up with out saying a word and walked out of the school.
"WHO IN THE FUCK HURT MY HIKARI? WHO EVER IT IS IT IS A FREE TRIP TO THE DAMNED SHADOW REALM!" Screamed Bakura.
"We got to have a Yami and Seto meeting," said Marik to Bakura. "While everyone was distracted I got something very interesting from Malik's book bag."
He was waving some sort of club notebook in his face.
"What the hell is that?" Bakura demanded. "Where's Ryou?"
"It looks like our little hikari's have a secret," Marik flipped through it. "According to this...they started a club...hmmm called "Operation get Yami's and Seto."
"What?" Bakura grabbed it hungrily. "Whoa! Our hikari's have a crush on us!" He looked at Marik in surprise.
Meanwhile
Malik was on the other side of the cafeteria looking through his bookbag frantically. "The notebook! The notebook! Oh, shit where is it?"
"What did you lose it?!" Yugi screeched. "That's our official club record! NNOOOOO!!!"
"Malik and Yugi, calm down. Your dumbass probably forgot it again." Joey said to Malik, shoving some fries in his mouth.
"No, no, I KNOW I remembered it today!" Malik scratched his head. "Well, I am a scatterbrain..yeah I'll look when I get home...."
Bakura and Marik went to the potty where Seto was keeping watch with an official badge and tool set (rags bucket soap and stuff).
"I can't believe Seto Kaiba CEO of Kaibacorp is reduced to shit cleaning how special," Bakura patted him on the back.
"Let's miss on purpose!" Marik started to undo his pants (YUMMY YUMMY!)
"Oh no GUYS!" Seto cried. "Please for the love of Ra please don't!"
"Marik you know I'd be the first one to do it but we're here on business," Bakura grabbed Marik's pants and buttoned them back on. "I'm an expert at taking and putting Marik's clothes off and on," Bakura then got serious.
"We need to have a meeting. Come. "Bakura grabbed Seto's arm and dragged him out of the bathroom. They went to the courtyard where Yami was dueling Mai, the nurse, to win another Dark Magician girl.
"Damn it Yami hurry up." Marik sighed. "Use one of the Egyptian God cards you stole from me last year."
"I didn't steal it asshole, Yami sneered as he used Slifer the sky dragon and won the card.
"Okay back to work," Mai went back inside.
"Yami we need to talk," Marik grabbed Yami and they went to Bakura's place.
"This place smells funny," Yami looked around.
"Shut up I like spring blossom," Bakura looked at an air freshener he put up.
Ryou walked in the kitchen.
"Shit!" Marik quickly hid the book.
"Ryou go away we are having big people time," Bakura shooed him away.
"I live here to asswipe."
"Go to your butt buddy Devlin's house." Bakura shoved him out the door.
"He's not my butt buddy!" Ryou yelled. "But I'm going there anyway!" He ran off.
"Anyway. Welcome to the first meeting of The Yami and Seto club. I am Marik the president."
"Hey why do you get to be president?" Yami asked. "I'm the main character."
"I found the notebook so I get dibs." Marik stuck out his tongue and wiggled it.
"Oooh Marik dont get me horny like that," Bakura shivered.
"Okay that's just nasty," Seto rolled his eyes.
"I can get nasty Seto," Yami crawled on top of him and kissed him hungrily.
"Okay this is serious club meeting not an orgy or anything."
"Ohh not a bad idea," Bakura said thoughtfully.
"Okay but I don't want to touch Bakura," Seto pointed to him. "He kinda creeps me out."
"Hey what the hell is that supposed to mean prep?" Bakura looked offended. "That hurts my feelings. Hey but there is a thing called rape."
"Who you calling a prep?" Seto sneered. "You wouldn't rape me I'll sue you!"
"I'll send you to the shadow realm if you sue me." Bakura raised his eyebrows. "Like Pegasus sent you."
"Well..." Yami frowned
"Yami dont say a fuckin word." Seto blushed.
"Hey! Stop it!" Marik glared at Bakura and Seto. "No fighting! Now apologize so we can continue!"
"...I'm sorry Bakura I didn't mean that I wont fuck you." Seto said.
"So you will fuck me?" Bakura ran his hand up Seto's leg.
"Marik!" Seto whined.
"Bakura stop it you know Seto is a prude." Marik grabbed Bakura's hand from Seto's leg. "But I'm not."
"I'm not a prude!" Seto pouted.
"Well Seto you kinda are," Yami said.
"Hey you're supposed to defend me!"
"It's okay I still love you," Yami kissed Seto on the lips.
"Well okay."
"Okay lets NOW begin," Marik opened the notebook.
"Seto...I want him to put me on a leash and command me to get on all fours and do sexual favors for him.." Marik read from the book. "This is written by....Joey Wheeler."
"Wheeler?!"
"I want to be Seto Kaiba's sex slave..." Marik kept reading.
"Soo is this a joke?" Seto asked suspicious.
"No. "Marik showed him the book.
"Yup official Wheeler chicken scratch."
"So.. is this why they've been acting so weird? They like us?" Yami asked.
"That's what I'm thinking." Marik shrugged.
"Let's exploit them!" Bakura pumped his fist in the air.
"That's mean," Yami said.
"Oh Yami you always were to soft babbling about your stupid friendship, heart of the cards crap. Get some balls." Bakura crossed his arms.
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