Hey it's Drigger back again with the creepy manifestation that sprang from our minds. Thanks for tuning in! And Thanks to Speed, Ramna Higurashi, SoulDreamer, Joey-Lover you da bomb, Assassin Of The Shadows, and LightShadow you guys kick ass! Yea! Hope you like!

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"I was learning it for you," said Bakura.

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOU WERE LEAVING ME AND EVERYONE ELSE OUT, WE HAVE BEEN TAKING LESSONS FROM PUKE!"

"Bakura..."

"Come I told the hikari's and yami's and the dog and moneybags that we would go ice skating." Bakura said.

"Why?"

"Because everyone wanted to go." Bakura replied.

"Why wasn't I told about this?"

"You were shoved up Puke's ass."

"Fuck off, Kura," Ryou snapped, walking to his room.

"Where in the hell are you going?"

"To get my damn skates, ok?" Ryou snapped.

"Good."

AT THE RINK

"I love ice skating," said Seto

"Now, Kaiba, do you like ice skating more than Barney?" asked Joey with a grin.

"Fuck off, puppy."

"Kaiba, it was a joke." "Grrrr," said Seto.

Marik was sitting at the sidelines, not daring to go on the frozen H2o. Ryou noticed this after a couple hundred laps. Ryou used to compete and take lessons when he was little. He skated off the rink towards Marik.

"Come on Marik. Come and skate." Ryou urged.

"No."

Please?"

"No."

"Why?"

"None of your business, hikari."

"You don't know how do you?"

"Not really, and I don't wanna," Marik crossed his arms.

"I will teach you, besides you could hit the little kids and make em bleed," said Ryou.

Marik thought about this for a minute, learn something new and make people bleed.

"Ok."

" Good, come on."

"Alright, but if I fall or get hurt I'm kicking your ass."

"Ok, now stay close to the rail and kick off the back picks are your brakes so to speak," Ryou instructed.

"Ok," Marik did and he was gliding down the ice. "Why are you skating backwards?"

"To watch you, and if you fall, you can fall on me or I can catch you."

Marik was shocked. Ryou really is a sweet heart, he would use his own frail body as a cushion for his fall.

"Thank you." They did this for awhile until Marik could glide more in the center and without the rail or Ryou skating backwards.

"You can go now Ryou, me and Kura are gonna skate together," said Marik.

"O...ok," said ryou. He was bummed, Marik actually is a very interesting person to talk to.

He went to the center where all the skilled people were doing tricks. He thought a moment and then skated to the dj's booth and requested a song that only skilled people could be on the ice.

"Sure Ryou go out and dazzle em," said the dj, they were old friends.

"I will."

The guy went on the intercom. "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, THIS NEXT SONG IS A COMP SONG FOR THE ADVANCED SKILLED SKATERS. ALL OTHERS PLEASE ADVANCE TO THE SIDE LINE AND CHEER THEM ON." Intercom off

Ryou took off his shirt and brushed his hair real quick. His white leather pants made him look like an ice angel with his silver hair and pale skin.

"Man this sucks," grumbled everyone.

"Where is Ryou? He was here," asked Yugi.

"Yeah, the pansy would like some thing like this," said Bakura.

The lights went black then came on to reveal three advanced skaters in the center, one girl, a guy, and Ryou.

"Wait that is Ryou?" said Yami.

"What in the hell is Bakura's hikari doing in the advanced skaters dance," growled Seto.

"Jealous, Kaiba?" asked Joey

"Stuff it, Wheeler."

"GO RYOU!" screamed Malik and Yugi.

'One headlight' by the Wallflowers came on.

Ryou started skating around the rink and did a flip in the air. He did some more complicated moves, then the guy that was also competing went up behind Ryou and snaked an arm around him. Ryou looked behind and smiled. He ground his bum into the guy, and then turned around and started skating backwards. The guy puts hand on Ryou's chest and gave his bare nipple a tweek. Ryou smiled and came close to the guy and it looked like a lip lock coming on but Ryou did a fancy move and ducked between his legs and did a very fast spinning move from bottom to the top. The female was all over the guy until they fell. Ryou started skating fast and did a jump triple spin and a summersault in the air. The crowd was eating Ryou performance up. He did one last jump and did a split and twist in the air as the finish.

"ALRIGHT GUYS AND GALS, AND IF YOUR WONDERING WHO THAT HANDSOME SHIRTLESS STUD IS IT IS RYOU!" screamed the dj.

Ryou blushed. All of his friends came up to him.

"Where the fuck did you learn to skate like that?" Bakura demanded.

Ryou shrugged. "I'm just damn good."

"Can I have your autograph?" A little girl asked.

"Sure," Ryou scribbled on a piece of paper.

"Everyone this is MY HIKARI!" Bakura shouted, putting an arm around Ryou who blushed.

"Hey! Ryou!" Duke waved at him.

"Damn it Puke how did you find us?" Bakura snapped.

Duke put an arm around Ryou. "I know my Ryou like the back of my hand."

Bakura narrowed his eyes. "Hands off," he growled softly.

"So, Ryou, I'm skilled on the ice too lets skate together," Duke held out his hand and Ryou accepted it.

They glided out on the ice and did some spins and axels together, then skated in a circle holding hands. Bakua was boiling up even in the cold ring.

"That's it, assPUKE!" Bakura took a skate off and threw it at Duke's head. Luckily Duke shielded his face with his hand and the blade cut his wrist.

"Duke! Are you okay?" Ryou asked.

"Bakura I know you threw that!" Duke yelled. "I can't believe you do that after I taught you the best game ever!"

"No you didn't teach me how to have fuckin sex," Bakura sneered." But I taught Marik a thing or two.."

"Bakura! What if that actually hit him in the face and he was seriously hurt?" Ryou gasped.

"Then I would be rolling on the ground, laughing my ass off," Bakura tried to suppress his laughter thinking about it.

Ryou softly grabbed Duke's hand. "Are you gonna be ok?" He asked.

"I will be..." Duke put his other hand around Ryou's neck and pulled him in a deep liplock.

"SON OF A FUCKIN BITCH!" Bakura yelled, starting to run at them, but fell on his ass on the ice.

"OW THAT FUCKIN HURT!" Bakura screamed rubbing his butt.

Ryou pulled away from Duke.

"Ryou what's up I thought you liked me?" Duke asked.

"DAMN ICE!" Bakura was trying to pull himself up but kept slipping back down. "Grr.." Bakura put a hand down on the ground to support himself up but it got stuck. "WHAT? HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!"

"Was your hand wet?" Marik asked, trying to pull it up.

"I don't remember..." Bakura snapped. "Can I send this ice rink to the shadow realm?"

"Duke I do like you but..." Ryou glanced at Bakura. "I dont know.."

"Oh your not over your last boyfriend Bakura?" Duke said in an unnecessarily loud tone.

"WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? BOYFRIEND? WHAT?"

"Nothing Bakura just ignore him," Marik scratched his head.

"What? You and Bakura went out? Why didn't you tell me?" Malik looked hurt.

"Wait, Bakura is going out with Ryou? When did this happen?" Seto looked confused.

"WHAT?" Bakura was really pissed off right now.

"I thought...huh?" Yugi asked.

"..Whats going on?" Duke asked. "Now I'm confused."

"I don't know." Ryou ducked, blushing.

"WELL ANYWAY RYOU COME HELP ME IT'S YOUR FAULT I FELL," Bakura yelled, thankfully changing the subject.

"You don't have to yell we're right here," Marik said.

"I know but I'm really fuckin pissed right now."

The whole crew tried to pull Bakura's hand off, but just resulted in plenty of cussing and Bakura's promises of sending them to the shadow realm.

"Hey guys why don't you pour hot water on his hand," Duke suggested.

"Puke shut up I don't want your help," Bakura snapped.

Duke grabbed a water bottle with hot coffee in it and poured it on Bakura.

"AHHH you fuckin asshole!" But his hand came free.

"Say thank you," Marik urged him.

"Phst. yeah." Bakura grabbed his hand in pain.

"Ok Ryou I know you're confused right now but know that I am always here to support you no matter what and you can have my body any day just say the word," Duke told Ryou.

"WHAT?!" Bakura glared at him.

"I'm gonna go now Ryou I love you," Duke waved.

"I love you too," Ryou waved back.

"Hey dont just go throwing that word around," Bakura elbowed him.

"Well I do love him..just not exactly sure how.."

Duke never left for home but instead skated around a bit.

There was an arm that snaked around Ryou and pulled him to a lean chest.

"Miss me, ice angel?" That was purred into his ear.

It was the same guy that Ryou skated with, and Ryou got a good look at his face.

"Tristen," breathed Ryou breathing in the scent of his former ice partner and b/f.

"I have been wondering when will you return to the ice," he nuzzled Ryou's neck.

"It has been awhile," said Ryou.

"To long, love," said Tristen, playing with his nipple.

"RYOU YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!!" Screamed Bakura.

"O God," said Ryou breaking free from Tristen and skated like the wind.

"RYOU GET BACK HERE!!!" SCREAMED DUKE, TRISTEN, BAKURA.

"GOD! ALL 3 OF YOU, JUST GO AWAY!" screamed Ryou.

Tristen was faster on skates, and speed up and picked up Ryou, bridel style. He brought him to duke and Bakura to a secluded corner in the rink.

"Put me down, please don't bring me to that psycho," he said, pointing to Bakura.

"Shut-up Ryou what is this that you have been telling everyone, that I am your ex?" asked Bakura through clenched teeth.

"Well, you see I told Duke I had an ex so he assumed it was you when it was really Tristen. Tristen cheated on me with Serenity, Joey's sister and I just never corrected Duke because I don't know. And please don't kill me," said Ryou in one breath.

"O, so Tristen is your ex," said Duke.

"Yeah."

Tristen was stroking Ryou's inner thigh. Ryou kept shoving it off of him.

"Look point head, keep your hands off my hikari before I bite it off," growled Bakura.

"Look babe, me and Ryou baby go way back. Don't we? He likes me hands where they are."

"Right then why is he shoving them away?" observed Duke

"He wants me to do this," he grabbed and squeezed Ryou's crotch.

"Yelp...Tristen stop," breathed Ryou.

"What love, this?" *Squeeze.* "Or this?" *Dipped hands in Ryou's pants.*

"Awwww st...st...stop!" Begged Ryou. Bakura could see the strain in Ryou's leather pants.

"Get off of my Ryou," snarled Duke.

"HE IS NOT YOURS, PUKE!!" Growled Bakura.

By this time, Tristen has unbuttoned his pants and was stroking him through his boxers.

Ryou's breathing was labored and ragged.

"Help," squeaked Ryou. This caused Duke and Bakura to stop their argument and look wide eyed at Tristen. Tristen brought Ryou in a feverous kiss, and finally sprang his erection free.

"Ryou you're that big?" Breathed Bakura, feeling his own erection rise.

"DIMENSION THE DICK!" Screamed Duke feeling his schlong harden.

"Tri...Tri...Tristen stop," begged Ryou.

"Do you really want me to love, I don't think soo," with that Tristen descended down on Ryou's harden form.

"O GOD!!" Screamed Ryou. Tristen pulled up.

"Hey, can one of guys stick you dick in his mouth or something? He is rather loud," said Tristen.

Ryou looked up desire and erotica fogged his eyes. Duke got up and unzipped his pants, but Bakura grabbed him.

"O, no you don't, he is my hikari, I'll do it," said Bakura. He looked down again at Ryou. Should he or shouldn't he..

Hmmmmm. If he does it, he knows it will ruin the Yami's and Seto plan. So he sat beside Ryou and put his hand on his mouth to silence him. Finally Ryou came in Tristen's mouth. He was still on the stars when Tristen tucked him back in his pants.

"Sweetest cream I have ever tasted," said Tristen licking his lips.

"So how did you meet Ryou," asked Duke.

"Didn't he tell you I was his coach?" said Tristen getting up and pressing a kiss on his forehead, "Tell him I'll see him later," he walked away.

"Man he gave our Ryou head and then left," said Duke.

"He isn't ours, he is MINE, got that," said Bakura.

"That show made me horny," said Duke.

"Go and jack off to the dice then."

"Not a bad idea," Duke left for real this time.

"Ryou, hikari, come on, come back to me," whispered Bakura in his ear.

"Ahhh Bakura, where am I? The room is still spinning."

"Hmm we are still at the rink hikari."

Ryou sat up. "Man that was good I need that more often."

"Hahaha don't we all. Come on I'll get you home."

"Where is Tristen?"

"He left, and said he will see you later."

"Damn it that is just like him, to give excellent head then leave."

"Come on," Bakura helped him up.

They turned around and came face to face with the group.

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