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Yugi, Joey, and Malik gaped wide eyed at Ryou. The Yami's were grinning.
"...How much did you see?" Ryou asked frantically.
"Enough," Seto answered raising an eyebrow. "Wow, Ryou, you're biiggg.."
"Anyone have a fantasy about my hikari will have their ass kicked," Bakura pointed at each of them.
"Wow Ryou why didn't you tell me?" Malik whined.
"I have to go home and lay down," Ryou said still a little dizzy from the experience.
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
"Hi..Ryou," Duke sat beside him trying not to let his eyes wander to Ryou's crotch.
"Hey Duke let's just try to forget about that and not let anything between us change okay?" Ryou blushed.
".It's hard to forget something that gargantous but okay," Duke pulled out his dice board. "Let's DIMENSION THE DICE!"
"Since we went somewhere Ryou showed his skills we need to go somewhere I can show off," Malik said.
"Where to captain?"
"Lets go bowling."
"BOWLING?!" Bakura howled. "That's a fag sport." He looked at Duke. "So I'm guessing the Great Dice Fag is a pro."
Duke flicked him off.
"Let's go after school today," Seto butted in. "I can get a corporation discount because the alley is a sponsor of KaibaCorp."
The Yami's and Hikari's agreed.
"I'll be there too, "Duke announced.
"Damn it cant we go anywhere without the Puke?" Bakura asked.
AT THE ALLEY
"So Ryou are you good at bowling too," Malik asked.
"I'm pretty good," Ryou answered dreamily.
They split into teams.
"Wait we have 9 people," Marik counted heads.
"It's okay. The hikari's Puppy and Puke can be on one team they'll need the extra firepower against us," Seto grinned. "Right puppy?"
"If you call me Puke one more time.." Duke threatened.
"Okay first Yami then Yugi."
Yami grabbed a ball, bending over very slowly in front of Yugi making him blush a little. He shook his ass preparing to launch making Yugi blush more. Then Yami threw the ball and missed all of the pins by a mile.
"WHAT?!" Yami screamed, horrified. "I'm the KING OF GAMES!! That must just be a fluke. Let me try again."
"No Yami we have to take turns," Marik had the scoreboard.
"Damn it," Yami sat down fuming.
"Ha ha, you suck," Bakura pointed at him and laughed.
Yugi threw the ball and got five pins.
"Not bad that's half," Marik marked it.
"Better than everyone's favorite Pharaoh," Bakura snickered.
"Shut up tomb robber."
"Okay next is Duke and Seto."
Seto grabbed the ball and threw it hard sending it about three lanes over to the left.
"Hey watch it you fuckers!" They heard people from the lane yell at them. "Keep your balls in your own lanes you dummies!"
"Seto, you dipshit the point is to knock over pins in our lane," Yami playfully snapped but glad someone else sucked.
"I didn't see you get a strike," Seto sneered but sat smiling and Yami sat in his lap.
"DIMENSION THE BALL!" Duke screamed as he threw the ball and sent eight pins over.
"Do you have to dimension everything?" Bakura asked snottily spinning in his seat, one of those seats that twirl around.
"Hey good job Duke," Malik high fived him.
"Okay Malik and Bakura."
"You go first shrimp," Bakura said as he stood behind Malik a little. "Lets see how good you really are."
"Ok." Malik grabbed the ball. He threw his arm back to throw the ball, but hit Bakura hard in the nuts with the ten pound ball.
"OWWWW YOU LITTLE FUCKHEAD!!!" Bakura grabbed himself in agony. "Oww that is most pain I've felt since I let Marik be the pitcher for the first time."
Bakura bowled over on the floor. "Must ..send... shadow ....realm..... Malik.....ass... hole..." He whimpered in pain tears running down his cheeks.
"Wow Malik you're right you DO have skills! Thats the first time I've seen Bakura cry!" Joey gasped.
"Why don't you try being hit in the balls with a bowling ball!" Bakura screamed wildly.
"Malik! No millenium rod for a week!" Marik glared at him.
"Aww Marik I didn't mean to please don't take away my only way to pass time in school!"
"Argh!" Bakura got on his knees still grabbing himself. "Lets see...Yami sucks ass..Seto sucks even more ass...Marik are you good?"
"Probably not." Marik answered. "I don't really know."
"Damn you people!"
"I can help," Tristan walked up patting Bakura on the back.
"Dont touch me fucker."
"Ryou and I also bowled a few winners in our days, huh buddy?" Tristan smiled.
Ryou shrugged. Duke and Bakura scowled and rolled their eyes.
"Damn Ryou how old are you?" Malik whined.
"Stop whining," Marik ordered.
"Make me asshole."
"Don't say that Malik," Marik warned.
"Shut the hell up asshead," Malik sneered.
"Do you people talk like this all the time?" Tristan asked jokingly.
"Yeah have a problem with it fucker?" Bakura asked from the floor.
"So?" tristan asked.
"Fine take my place but if you make us lose I'll kick your ass," Bakura got himself in a chair by Marik.
"Okay...whose turn was it?"
"I say let Ryou go, Malik loses his turn," snarled Marik.
"Ass dick," mumbled Malik.
Ryou got up and got his ball.
"I will try and go easy on you, love," said Tristan.
"Whatever, just bowl."
Tristan threw the ball and hit all the pins.
"STRIKE!!" screamed Marik.
"I LOVE YA!" said Bakura bringing Tristan into a hug.
"Grrrrr," growled Ryou.
"Did Ryou just growl?" asked Seto.
"He is becoming more like his yami everyday," said Yami.
"That ain't a bad thing," said Marik.
Ryou got up to the line and concentrated.
"Love, good luck," laughed Tristan.
"Fuck off," grumbled Ryou.
"AWWW, MY HIKARI IS GETTING ANGRY!" said Bakura in a fake voice.
"NO, HE IS JUST JEALOUS THAT HIS EX JUST HUGGED YOU," said Marik in the same tone.
Ryou tossed his hair and threw the ball. He knocked over three.
"HAHAHAHA MY HIKARI SUCKS."
"MY TURN," SAID JOEY.
"MINE TURN ALSO," screamed Marik.
They both got strikes.
It went on the yami team was winning. They were actually pretty good despite the opening round. Malik was actually the only good player on the hikari team.
It was Ryou's turn next, he had noticed earlier that Bakura, Marik and Tristan were whispering amongst themselves.
He got up and got his ball, he took off his shirt and threw it at Malik.
"Ohhh baby," giggled Malik.
"You know this is how you were last week at the rink. Do you remember?" asked Tristan, breathing in his ear.
"Yeah what of it. Tristan, I get hot, ok," grumbled Ryou.
"Ok, love, whatever you say but I think you are trying to show off for all of these hot guys!"
"Whatever," Ryou turned and got into position.
"Not uh love, may I go first?"
"Fine, go then."
He did and got a strike.
"Beat that, love."
"Don't mind if I do," Ryou walked by him and Tristan brushed his hand over his crotch. "WILL YOU STOP THAT? JEEZ!"
"Why love, do you have a lover?"
"No!"
"Then it is free reign!"
"BAKURA, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET HIM TOUCH ME LIKE THAT?"
"Yeah," he said.
"WHAT? FINE, KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WAR!!" Ryou took his position and threw the ball down the lane getting a strike.
"OOO, my hikari gets fiesty when he is mad," laughed Bakura.
"OOO, my yami is a dumb ass," said Ryou in the same tone as Bakura.
"Love don't fret, I say we make this game more interesting," said Tristan.
"How so?" asked Yugi.
"Well, the losing team has to be the winning team slaves for the rest of the night and come back to my place," said Tristan.
"No," said Ryou.
"Why, Ry? It will be fun if we win," asked Malik.
"No."
"Why, are you a chicken?" asked Kaiba.
"Bauck bauck! No, damnit."
"Why Ryou it will be fun," said Joey.
"Look you can do what ever ya'll want but if you decide to do it, I'm leaving," said Ryou.
"Fine we accept," said Malik.
"MALIK I'M YOUR FRIEND," screamed Ryou.
"Well at least we know have even numbers even if it is with PUKE," said Yami
"DUKE MY NAME IS DUKE!" screamed Duke.
"Fine, I'm leaving," Ryou tugged on his shirt and was about to leave when Bakura grabbed him.
"I drove hikari."
"I'll walk."
"That is not safe for a little one like yourself to be walking around at night," said Yami.
"I will be fine, now leave me be," he snatched his arm from Bakura's grasp and left.
"I know where he is going," said Tristan.
"Where?" asked Joey.
" Home, now let's finish the game," said Tristan.
Ryou walking....
"Damn assholes, I know why Trist made that bet he wants an orgy with them. Well my ass will not be involved," said Ryou aloud.
"Between Kura, Duke, and Tristan I'm a maniac! Well, no more! No more dueling, no more dicing and no more skating," said Ryou. "I'm going home from now on it's only me I need some me time."
"Tristan is in the past, Duke well it will never happen, and I know I will never land Bakura I'm a wimp a scrawny good for nothing wimp. I'm not sexy, I shouldn't be allowed out of my house," tears stinging his eyes.
Ryou arrived at his house and got undressed and went to the study and grabbed a book to read.
'Passion's desire'
"A good trash book is what I need," Ryou said aloud he read.
About an hour and a half later...
"Hey guys you can come in I just need to grab a few things," said Bakura to the group.
Ryou didn't hear them enter, and when Ryou reads he talks to the book kinda like how people talk to the tv.
"DAMN YOU DE'ANGELO!! YOU ARE UNSENSITIVE!!! COLE LOVES YOU BUT YOU ARE TO WRAPED UP WITH THAT WHORE LACY YOU ARE BLIND AND SELFISH COLE IS HOT!! YOU BETTER NOT KISS HER IN FRONT OF HIM O YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ASSHOLE!!! COLE ITS ALRIGHT I WILL FUCK YOU!!! LACY DON'T YOU TOUCH COLE YOU TOUCHED HIM NOW HE HAS MOTHER FUCKIN HERPES!!!"
During his rant the group slid into the study to watch Ryou rant like a maniac.
They were giggling.
"DAMMIT BRIAN YOU LEAVE COLE ALONE!!!! HE LOVES DE'AANGELO WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE DE'ANGELO IS WITH THAT WHORE OF A WOMEN. BRIAN THAT IS COLES COCK NOT YOURS HANDS OFF!! COLE DON'T MOAN MOANING IS TELLING HIM YOU LIKE IT AND YOU WANT MORE SHUT YOUR MOUTH DAMNIT. COLE STAND B ACK UP UPUPUPUPUP NOT DOWN NO DO NOT UNZIP HIS PANTS COLE I KNOW YOUR HURT BUT FUCKING THE NEXT COCK THAT COMES ALONG IS BAD. DON'T UNZIP THOSE PANTS NO N NO NO NO DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH I KNOW HIS COCK IS A GOOD SEVEN INCHES BUT DAMN NO NON NO GET YOUR MOUTH AWAY FROW THERE NOOOOOOOOOOO COLE YOU IDIOT DAMN YOU!!!" Ryou flung the book across the room.
"Hikari you are red with temper," laughed Bakura.
"What the," Ryou turned around. "All of you get out of here. Now!
"Aww how adorable," Marik squealed.
"Who won?" Ryou mumbled.
"We did love," Tristan whispered in his ear making him shiver. "Sure you don't want to come?"
"No go away," Ryou snarled.
"I'll stay with Ryou," Duke volunteered. "We can DIMENSION THE DICE."
"Aww no you don't Puke now your dick has to puke for us," Bakura grabbed Duke.
"Aww man," Duke whined.
Seto handed Ryou his book. "Here's your book, honey."
Bakura grabbed his box and Yugi blushed, knowing what was in it.
"Lets go bye Ryou," everyone left, Tristan and Duke unhappy sans Ryou.
"Ahh peace," Ryou leaned back and threw the book down "That pissed me off. Maybe I'll watch tv." He turned it on to the hottest new soap Paradise Beach.
"NOOO SANDY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU??WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? NO ! NO NO!" Ryou turned off the tv still pissed.
"I need some ice cream," Ryou got up and heard a banging sound from afar.
"What was that?!" Ryou jumped up in surprise. "Probably just a dog or some shit."
He made his way into the kitchen and suddenly blacked out...
MYSTERY PLACE
Ryou woke up to find himself tied up."What the- where the hell am I?"
"You are in my seaworld, Ryou," someone answered.
Seaworld? Then that meant - oh man Mako.
"Mako?"
"Ahoy matey that's my name."
Ryou looked around and saw the walls were actually huge ass aquariums with large scary fish in them.
"Um...Mako are we at your house or something?"
"Yes how did you know?"
"....Why am I here?" Ryou asked.
"Don't worry I wont hurt you you're just toooo cute!"
"Aww man are you gonna rape me or something?"
"As tempting as that is, no."
"Phew."
"I saw the Kaiba leave the house...so I investigated and found you."
"What the fuck are you talking about Tuna?"
"Dont call me Tuna, and I hate the damn Kaiba brothers! They can kiss my fishlovin ass!" Mako sneered. "But seeing as how Seto Kaiba was at your house, you must be his friend. So you will serve as my object of ransom"
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Yugi, Joey, and Malik gaped wide eyed at Ryou. The Yami's were grinning.
"...How much did you see?" Ryou asked frantically.
"Enough," Seto answered raising an eyebrow. "Wow, Ryou, you're biiggg.."
"Anyone have a fantasy about my hikari will have their ass kicked," Bakura pointed at each of them.
"Wow Ryou why didn't you tell me?" Malik whined.
"I have to go home and lay down," Ryou said still a little dizzy from the experience.
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
"Hi..Ryou," Duke sat beside him trying not to let his eyes wander to Ryou's crotch.
"Hey Duke let's just try to forget about that and not let anything between us change okay?" Ryou blushed.
".It's hard to forget something that gargantous but okay," Duke pulled out his dice board. "Let's DIMENSION THE DICE!"
"Since we went somewhere Ryou showed his skills we need to go somewhere I can show off," Malik said.
"Where to captain?"
"Lets go bowling."
"BOWLING?!" Bakura howled. "That's a fag sport." He looked at Duke. "So I'm guessing the Great Dice Fag is a pro."
Duke flicked him off.
"Let's go after school today," Seto butted in. "I can get a corporation discount because the alley is a sponsor of KaibaCorp."
The Yami's and Hikari's agreed.
"I'll be there too, "Duke announced.
"Damn it cant we go anywhere without the Puke?" Bakura asked.
AT THE ALLEY
"So Ryou are you good at bowling too," Malik asked.
"I'm pretty good," Ryou answered dreamily.
They split into teams.
"Wait we have 9 people," Marik counted heads.
"It's okay. The hikari's Puppy and Puke can be on one team they'll need the extra firepower against us," Seto grinned. "Right puppy?"
"If you call me Puke one more time.." Duke threatened.
"Okay first Yami then Yugi."
Yami grabbed a ball, bending over very slowly in front of Yugi making him blush a little. He shook his ass preparing to launch making Yugi blush more. Then Yami threw the ball and missed all of the pins by a mile.
"WHAT?!" Yami screamed, horrified. "I'm the KING OF GAMES!! That must just be a fluke. Let me try again."
"No Yami we have to take turns," Marik had the scoreboard.
"Damn it," Yami sat down fuming.
"Ha ha, you suck," Bakura pointed at him and laughed.
Yugi threw the ball and got five pins.
"Not bad that's half," Marik marked it.
"Better than everyone's favorite Pharaoh," Bakura snickered.
"Shut up tomb robber."
"Okay next is Duke and Seto."
Seto grabbed the ball and threw it hard sending it about three lanes over to the left.
"Hey watch it you fuckers!" They heard people from the lane yell at them. "Keep your balls in your own lanes you dummies!"
"Seto, you dipshit the point is to knock over pins in our lane," Yami playfully snapped but glad someone else sucked.
"I didn't see you get a strike," Seto sneered but sat smiling and Yami sat in his lap.
"DIMENSION THE BALL!" Duke screamed as he threw the ball and sent eight pins over.
"Do you have to dimension everything?" Bakura asked snottily spinning in his seat, one of those seats that twirl around.
"Hey good job Duke," Malik high fived him.
"Okay Malik and Bakura."
"You go first shrimp," Bakura said as he stood behind Malik a little. "Lets see how good you really are."
"Ok." Malik grabbed the ball. He threw his arm back to throw the ball, but hit Bakura hard in the nuts with the ten pound ball.
"OWWWW YOU LITTLE FUCKHEAD!!!" Bakura grabbed himself in agony. "Oww that is most pain I've felt since I let Marik be the pitcher for the first time."
Bakura bowled over on the floor. "Must ..send... shadow ....realm..... Malik.....ass... hole..." He whimpered in pain tears running down his cheeks.
"Wow Malik you're right you DO have skills! Thats the first time I've seen Bakura cry!" Joey gasped.
"Why don't you try being hit in the balls with a bowling ball!" Bakura screamed wildly.
"Malik! No millenium rod for a week!" Marik glared at him.
"Aww Marik I didn't mean to please don't take away my only way to pass time in school!"
"Argh!" Bakura got on his knees still grabbing himself. "Lets see...Yami sucks ass..Seto sucks even more ass...Marik are you good?"
"Probably not." Marik answered. "I don't really know."
"Damn you people!"
"I can help," Tristan walked up patting Bakura on the back.
"Dont touch me fucker."
"Ryou and I also bowled a few winners in our days, huh buddy?" Tristan smiled.
Ryou shrugged. Duke and Bakura scowled and rolled their eyes.
"Damn Ryou how old are you?" Malik whined.
"Stop whining," Marik ordered.
"Make me asshole."
"Don't say that Malik," Marik warned.
"Shut the hell up asshead," Malik sneered.
"Do you people talk like this all the time?" Tristan asked jokingly.
"Yeah have a problem with it fucker?" Bakura asked from the floor.
"So?" tristan asked.
"Fine take my place but if you make us lose I'll kick your ass," Bakura got himself in a chair by Marik.
"Okay...whose turn was it?"
"I say let Ryou go, Malik loses his turn," snarled Marik.
"Ass dick," mumbled Malik.
Ryou got up and got his ball.
"I will try and go easy on you, love," said Tristan.
"Whatever, just bowl."
Tristan threw the ball and hit all the pins.
"STRIKE!!" screamed Marik.
"I LOVE YA!" said Bakura bringing Tristan into a hug.
"Grrrrr," growled Ryou.
"Did Ryou just growl?" asked Seto.
"He is becoming more like his yami everyday," said Yami.
"That ain't a bad thing," said Marik.
Ryou got up to the line and concentrated.
"Love, good luck," laughed Tristan.
"Fuck off," grumbled Ryou.
"AWWW, MY HIKARI IS GETTING ANGRY!" said Bakura in a fake voice.
"NO, HE IS JUST JEALOUS THAT HIS EX JUST HUGGED YOU," said Marik in the same tone.
Ryou tossed his hair and threw the ball. He knocked over three.
"HAHAHAHA MY HIKARI SUCKS."
"MY TURN," SAID JOEY.
"MINE TURN ALSO," screamed Marik.
They both got strikes.
It went on the yami team was winning. They were actually pretty good despite the opening round. Malik was actually the only good player on the hikari team.
It was Ryou's turn next, he had noticed earlier that Bakura, Marik and Tristan were whispering amongst themselves.
He got up and got his ball, he took off his shirt and threw it at Malik.
"Ohhh baby," giggled Malik.
"You know this is how you were last week at the rink. Do you remember?" asked Tristan, breathing in his ear.
"Yeah what of it. Tristan, I get hot, ok," grumbled Ryou.
"Ok, love, whatever you say but I think you are trying to show off for all of these hot guys!"
"Whatever," Ryou turned and got into position.
"Not uh love, may I go first?"
"Fine, go then."
He did and got a strike.
"Beat that, love."
"Don't mind if I do," Ryou walked by him and Tristan brushed his hand over his crotch. "WILL YOU STOP THAT? JEEZ!"
"Why love, do you have a lover?"
"No!"
"Then it is free reign!"
"BAKURA, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET HIM TOUCH ME LIKE THAT?"
"Yeah," he said.
"WHAT? FINE, KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WAR!!" Ryou took his position and threw the ball down the lane getting a strike.
"OOO, my hikari gets fiesty when he is mad," laughed Bakura.
"OOO, my yami is a dumb ass," said Ryou in the same tone as Bakura.
"Love don't fret, I say we make this game more interesting," said Tristan.
"How so?" asked Yugi.
"Well, the losing team has to be the winning team slaves for the rest of the night and come back to my place," said Tristan.
"No," said Ryou.
"Why, Ry? It will be fun if we win," asked Malik.
"No."
"Why, are you a chicken?" asked Kaiba.
"Bauck bauck! No, damnit."
"Why Ryou it will be fun," said Joey.
"Look you can do what ever ya'll want but if you decide to do it, I'm leaving," said Ryou.
"Fine we accept," said Malik.
"MALIK I'M YOUR FRIEND," screamed Ryou.
"Well at least we know have even numbers even if it is with PUKE," said Yami
"DUKE MY NAME IS DUKE!" screamed Duke.
"Fine, I'm leaving," Ryou tugged on his shirt and was about to leave when Bakura grabbed him.
"I drove hikari."
"I'll walk."
"That is not safe for a little one like yourself to be walking around at night," said Yami.
"I will be fine, now leave me be," he snatched his arm from Bakura's grasp and left.
"I know where he is going," said Tristan.
"Where?" asked Joey.
" Home, now let's finish the game," said Tristan.
Ryou walking....
"Damn assholes, I know why Trist made that bet he wants an orgy with them. Well my ass will not be involved," said Ryou aloud.
"Between Kura, Duke, and Tristan I'm a maniac! Well, no more! No more dueling, no more dicing and no more skating," said Ryou. "I'm going home from now on it's only me I need some me time."
"Tristan is in the past, Duke well it will never happen, and I know I will never land Bakura I'm a wimp a scrawny good for nothing wimp. I'm not sexy, I shouldn't be allowed out of my house," tears stinging his eyes.
Ryou arrived at his house and got undressed and went to the study and grabbed a book to read.
'Passion's desire'
"A good trash book is what I need," Ryou said aloud he read.
About an hour and a half later...
"Hey guys you can come in I just need to grab a few things," said Bakura to the group.
Ryou didn't hear them enter, and when Ryou reads he talks to the book kinda like how people talk to the tv.
"DAMN YOU DE'ANGELO!! YOU ARE UNSENSITIVE!!! COLE LOVES YOU BUT YOU ARE TO WRAPED UP WITH THAT WHORE LACY YOU ARE BLIND AND SELFISH COLE IS HOT!! YOU BETTER NOT KISS HER IN FRONT OF HIM O YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ASSHOLE!!! COLE ITS ALRIGHT I WILL FUCK YOU!!! LACY DON'T YOU TOUCH COLE YOU TOUCHED HIM NOW HE HAS MOTHER FUCKIN HERPES!!!"
During his rant the group slid into the study to watch Ryou rant like a maniac.
They were giggling.
"DAMMIT BRIAN YOU LEAVE COLE ALONE!!!! HE LOVES DE'AANGELO WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE DE'ANGELO IS WITH THAT WHORE OF A WOMEN. BRIAN THAT IS COLES COCK NOT YOURS HANDS OFF!! COLE DON'T MOAN MOANING IS TELLING HIM YOU LIKE IT AND YOU WANT MORE SHUT YOUR MOUTH DAMNIT. COLE STAND B ACK UP UPUPUPUPUP NOT DOWN NO DO NOT UNZIP HIS PANTS COLE I KNOW YOUR HURT BUT FUCKING THE NEXT COCK THAT COMES ALONG IS BAD. DON'T UNZIP THOSE PANTS NO N NO NO NO DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH I KNOW HIS COCK IS A GOOD SEVEN INCHES BUT DAMN NO NON NO GET YOUR MOUTH AWAY FROW THERE NOOOOOOOOOOO COLE YOU IDIOT DAMN YOU!!!" Ryou flung the book across the room.
"Hikari you are red with temper," laughed Bakura.
"What the," Ryou turned around. "All of you get out of here. Now!
"Aww how adorable," Marik squealed.
"Who won?" Ryou mumbled.
"We did love," Tristan whispered in his ear making him shiver. "Sure you don't want to come?"
"No go away," Ryou snarled.
"I'll stay with Ryou," Duke volunteered. "We can DIMENSION THE DICE."
"Aww no you don't Puke now your dick has to puke for us," Bakura grabbed Duke.
"Aww man," Duke whined.
Seto handed Ryou his book. "Here's your book, honey."
Bakura grabbed his box and Yugi blushed, knowing what was in it.
"Lets go bye Ryou," everyone left, Tristan and Duke unhappy sans Ryou.
"Ahh peace," Ryou leaned back and threw the book down "That pissed me off. Maybe I'll watch tv." He turned it on to the hottest new soap Paradise Beach.
"NOOO SANDY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU??WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? NO ! NO NO!" Ryou turned off the tv still pissed.
"I need some ice cream," Ryou got up and heard a banging sound from afar.
"What was that?!" Ryou jumped up in surprise. "Probably just a dog or some shit."
He made his way into the kitchen and suddenly blacked out...
MYSTERY PLACE
Ryou woke up to find himself tied up."What the- where the hell am I?"
"You are in my seaworld, Ryou," someone answered.
Seaworld? Then that meant - oh man Mako.
"Mako?"
"Ahoy matey that's my name."
Ryou looked around and saw the walls were actually huge ass aquariums with large scary fish in them.
"Um...Mako are we at your house or something?"
"Yes how did you know?"
"....Why am I here?" Ryou asked.
"Don't worry I wont hurt you you're just toooo cute!"
"Aww man are you gonna rape me or something?"
"As tempting as that is, no."
"Phew."
"I saw the Kaiba leave the house...so I investigated and found you."
"What the fuck are you talking about Tuna?"
"Dont call me Tuna, and I hate the damn Kaiba brothers! They can kiss my fishlovin ass!" Mako sneered. "But seeing as how Seto Kaiba was at your house, you must be his friend. So you will serve as my object of ransom"
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