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Duke set his dice bag down.
"Nice jammies," Bakura raised an eyebrow. "Wanna see mine, Puke."
Bakura left the living room and ran back in really fast around the living room. And naked. Everyone saw a huge flash of skin running around with white hair.
"OH MY GOSH BAKURA IS STREAKIN IN MY LIVING ROOM!" Seto screamed.
"Avert thee eyes!" Yami shouted looking away.
Bakura was laughing and Marik was drooling.
"What's going on?" Mokuba climbed down the steps and his eyes went wide as Bakura's ass flashed before his eyes.
Bakura ran back into the kitchen and came back out wearing boxers that said 'kiss me' on his ass and 'suck me' on his dick.
"Bakura I think you scarred Mokuba for life!" Seto chastised.
"Ooohh I see pretty colors," Mokuba went back upstairs.
"You got me all horny now!" Marik took off his shirt and pants.
"Ohh come on!" Yami whined. "Can't we have a civilized night without sex and stuff?"
Marik and Bakura looked at Yami like he had three heads.
Malik turned on Seto's tv.
"Lets watch that show Mokuba was talking about," Bakura suggested.
"Noo," Seto snapped. Malik turned it on an anime channel. "Let's watch anime."
"Okay," everyone agreed.
"I'm gonna put my sleeping bag out so I can lay on the floor." Duke said. "DIMENSION THE BAG!" He shouted, and Duke's sleeping bag unfolded by itself.
"Wow," Yugi admired.
Duke pulled out a pillow in the shape of a dice and plopped down. Then he pulled out a stuffed dice with arms and legs.
"Dude I think you have problems," Joey commented to Duke.
"Oh no Puke since you're here you're not going to bed early," Bakura kicked him roughly in the side. "Unless you wanna suffer the consequences."
"Oww you asshole!" Duke jumped up in surprise. "I wasn't going to bed stupid I was getting comfortable."
"What would the consequences be if we went to bed early?" Yugi asked.
"Waking up with my dick in your mouth," Bakura answered matter of factly.
"Ewwww that's so gross!" Malik scrunched his lips.
"So dont fall asleep early, squirt."
"Besides.." Seto put an arm around Bakura and Duke's shoulders. "Were gonna have some fun first."
"Can't we get some sleep?" Malik whined.
"Malik behave," Marik poked him in the head.
"Okay..."Seto said as he saw Marik's hand slithering into Bakura's boxers. "Lets play a game."
Yami got up. "I'm gonna go get something to drink. Anyone else want anything while I'm gone?"
Ryou spoke up. "A cherry coke please."
Duke suddenly stood up. "Lets play DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS!" DIMENSION THE DICE!" He pulled out his trusty board.
"DAMMIT!" Bakura screamed. "THATS IT! I dare you to go five hours straight without saying dimension the dice, or dimensioning anything."
"What?"
"If you can go five hours without saying it, I'll stop calling you Puke and I'll be your slave for a whole month," Bakura said.
"You got it. No dimensioning and you'll be my slave," Duke said.
"But if you do say it, you have to be my slave for a month. Are we on?" Bakura askd slyly.
"Yup but that won't happen," Duke said.
"Let's write this," Yami took out pen and paper wrote the conditions down and Bakura and Duke signed it.
"Okay it starts now," Bakura looked at the clock. It's ten o clock you can't say it until three."
Duke nodded "Okay."
"If you fall asleep before three tonight is void and you have to redo it tomorrow," Bakura continued. "Agreed?"
Yami nodded. "That sounds fair, Duke. Five hours STRAIGHT."
Duke shook Bakura's hand and smiled. "You're on."
Bakura leaned back in his seat, knowing Duke will blurt it out sooner or later before three.
Seto sighed. "Ahh that will rid us of that annoying saying...for now. Let's play spin the bottle."
"Spin the bottle?" Joey asked. "That's a gay elementary game."
"We're gonna play my version tard," Seto pulled out an empty bottle.
"The rules of the game," Seto said. "We go in order of oldest to youngest and Bakura is older than Yami by a few years I think so he goes first."
"Cool," Bakura sat up.
"Okay, so Bakura will spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on has to do anything Bakura asks him to no matter what."
Seto glared at Bakura. "But you can't order Duke to say dimension the dice if it lands on him because that was a previous contract."
"Damn," Bakura slammed his fist down.
"Any way so whoever that bottle lands on has to do whatever the spinner says as long as it does no physical damage to him or kills him or anything and it cant last more than fifteen minutes."
Malik looked nervous. "What if I don't wanna play?"
"Too bad," Seto shrugged.
"What if the bottle lands between two people?" Ryou asked.
"Then those two people are at the disposal of the spinner...wait to make this interesting lets sit people who aren't all that close by each other."
"This is weak," Joey mumbled.
"Shut the hell up and sit," Seto sat them in this order: (i have to think a moment...)
Seto Ryou Yami Malik Joey Bakura Duke Yugi Marik
"Damn it you sat me next to...him," Bakura pointed at Duke.
"Duh I did it on purpose," Seto said rolling his eyes.
Yugi shifted uncomfortably next to Marik.
"Damn Yugi I'm not gonna jump on you and rape you," Marik was studying a speck on his rod (I'm talking about the MILLENIUM ROD here).
Joey stretched out and his arm hit Bakura in the face.
"Do that again and I kick your ass mutt," Bakura snapped.
"Well Bakura you first," Seto handed him the bottle.
"Okay he he," Bakura placed the bottle in the middle of the group and gave it one hard spin.
"Hmm.." The bottle slowed down until it landed in between Yugi and Duke.
"Damn it I should've known," Duke whined.
"..." Yugi blushed.
"Okay Bakura you hit gold. What shall Yugi and Duke do?" Seto asked.
"Duke, go into the next room with Yugi, and get a ruler and measure the meat," said Bakura.
"WHAT?" Shrieked both of them.
"Look, Yugi, you said it was eight. I'm just curious, o and Marik, go and supervise."
"With pleasure," he said drooling.
"Don't touch me Marik, though," said Yugi.
"I'll try," said Marik and they left in to the next room.
"HOLY SHIT!" screamed Marik. "COME HERE!"
Yugi ran out of the room with Marik not far behind him. Duke came out googoo eyed.
"YAMI, SOMEONE, HELP HELP RAPE RAPE FIRE FIRE I'M SHOT!" screamed Yugi running around the group in circles. It looked like him and Marik were playing duck duck goose. Yami grabbed him and shoved him behind him and stopped Marik.
"Why are you chasing my aibou?"
"HIS DICK IS 8 1/2 inches, THAT IS WHY," said Marik.
"Holy shit! Come here Yugi," said Bakura coming up to him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Yugi.
"Calm down, everyone," commanded Seto. "And sit down. Yami, spin the bottle."
"K," the bottle landed on Ryou.
"Hmmm what can I make you do Ryou? I got it, go sit on Bakura's lap for 3 turns," said Yami.
"Alright," said Ryou.
Ryou climbed onto Bakura's lap nervously.
Bakura shifted so Ryou couldn't feel his hard on.
"Marik," Seto nodded at Marik who grabbed the bottle and spun it. It landed on Joey.
"Aw nuts," Joey said.
"Ok Jo..."Marik thought a moment. "Get on all fours and bark like a dog."
"...No I have my self dignity.." Joey crossed his arms.
"If you dont do what the spinner tells you, you have go to the "room"," Seto said. "And you're locked in the for a half hour." Seto pointed to a room adjacent to the living room.
"Whats the "room?" asked the ever curious Yugi.
"I cant tell you but you won't come out the same," Seto smirked at Joey. "So?"
Joey sighed and got on his hands and knees.
"Ohh just how I like it!" Marik reached and smacked Joey's butt.
"Hey!"
"Just bark."
"...arf arf," Joey said softly.
"What?" Marik held his ear. "I didn't hear you."
"ARF ARF," Joey loudly barked blushing.
"That was good but with more emotion," Marik giggled.
"ARF ARF FUCKIN ARF ARF ARF!" Joey barked and got up hastily.
"..Ok." Joey scowled at Marik who blew him a kiss.
Seto then grabbed the bottle and spun...it landed between himself and Marik.
"What now?"
"It involves myself and Marik."
"cough makeout session cough," Bakura muttered.
"cough no cough," Seto muttered back.
"Okay Marik I want you to...let me use the rod for fifteen minutes, cause that's the limit."
Marik reluctantly handed the rod over.
"Good now I will use it," Seto turned to Joey.
"Aww shit."
Joey's eyes got empty.
Seto reached behind the couch and pulled out a camcorder and pushed it on.
"Seto Kaiba is my idol.....I am a worthless mangy mutt."
"Aww Kaiba thats not nice," Yugi interjected.
"Yugi no one asked you," Joey looked at him. "Anyway I think Kaiba is so sexy and I want him to be my master. Seto Kaiba is the sexiest being on the planet and I would give anything to fuck him raw. Awww Seto!!!" Joey moaned.
Seto put a hot pink leather leash on him and was holding on to the other end.
"Want a treat, boy?" Seto asked holding a box of dog food.
"Kaiba!" Yugi cried not wanting his friend to be totally embarrassed.
"Oh don't worry Yugi this is BLACKMAIL MATERIAL I can show the whole school!"
"You wouldn't!" Malik gasped.
Seto shrugged. "Piss me off then we'll see."
Seto waved a dog bone in the air. "Get it boy," Joey "pawed at it"
"Good boy," Seto gave him the bone which he put in his mouth then turned off the camera. Seto broke his hold over Joey and gave the rod back to Marik.
"Umph hmm!" Joey jumped back and took the bone out of his mouth then glared at Seto and Marik.
"How did this bone get in my mouth?" He demanded.
"Okay I think its ...Dukes turn."
"Grr!" Joey mumbled.
"Duke took the bottle and spun it and it landed on Malik.
"Malik.. I want you to kiss Bakura on the lips for ten minutes." Duke said.
"SEE YA!" Malik went into the room without hesitation.
"Gee I think that was supposed to be a 'stab' at me," Bakura shrugged.
"Ryou it's been three turns."
"Ryou got off not before Bakura pinched his ass. "It's been fun Little one."
Seto hushed the group..they sat silent for a few moments when they heard Malik scream.
"PLEASE! OKAY I'LL KISS BAKURA! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE! AHHHH I CANT TAKE IT!!!"
"Whats in there?" Ryou was fascinated. Malik wasn't afraid of anything.
"Maybe Malik will tell you the horror....." Seto grinned.
Malik bent in the corner, afraid. VERY AFRAID.
"They keep staring at me..."he murmered. He looked up. All of them. All of the Barney posters....staring at him.
"Hey boys and girls!" The goofy ass voice of Barney said.
"Hey Barney," Some chorus of little fags responded.
"NO! PLEASE!" Malik screamed. The wall of the room was covered in Barney wallpaper with posters. The lamp was Barney's head and the bed in there had barney comforters. The carpet was purple like that gigantic piece of shit Barney.
"I love you...you love me.."
"AHH! NOT THE SONG!" Malik screamed.
"What are you doing to my hikari?" Marik yelled.
"Oh.."Seto looked at Marik. "Dont worry...his body will be okay but he might have some psychological problems."
"HELP ME RYOU MARIK ANYONE!" Malik covered his ears but it didn't work...that damn song!
"Anyway whos next?" Seto asked.
"When will Malik be released?" Ryou asked.
"In a half hour like I said."
"EEEKKKK!! NOT THE GREEN THING!" Malik screamed.
"DAMN KAIBA! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE?" Bakura was in awe.
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Duke set his dice bag down.
"Nice jammies," Bakura raised an eyebrow. "Wanna see mine, Puke."
Bakura left the living room and ran back in really fast around the living room. And naked. Everyone saw a huge flash of skin running around with white hair.
"OH MY GOSH BAKURA IS STREAKIN IN MY LIVING ROOM!" Seto screamed.
"Avert thee eyes!" Yami shouted looking away.
Bakura was laughing and Marik was drooling.
"What's going on?" Mokuba climbed down the steps and his eyes went wide as Bakura's ass flashed before his eyes.
Bakura ran back into the kitchen and came back out wearing boxers that said 'kiss me' on his ass and 'suck me' on his dick.
"Bakura I think you scarred Mokuba for life!" Seto chastised.
"Ooohh I see pretty colors," Mokuba went back upstairs.
"You got me all horny now!" Marik took off his shirt and pants.
"Ohh come on!" Yami whined. "Can't we have a civilized night without sex and stuff?"
Marik and Bakura looked at Yami like he had three heads.
Malik turned on Seto's tv.
"Lets watch that show Mokuba was talking about," Bakura suggested.
"Noo," Seto snapped. Malik turned it on an anime channel. "Let's watch anime."
"Okay," everyone agreed.
"I'm gonna put my sleeping bag out so I can lay on the floor." Duke said. "DIMENSION THE BAG!" He shouted, and Duke's sleeping bag unfolded by itself.
"Wow," Yugi admired.
Duke pulled out a pillow in the shape of a dice and plopped down. Then he pulled out a stuffed dice with arms and legs.
"Dude I think you have problems," Joey commented to Duke.
"Oh no Puke since you're here you're not going to bed early," Bakura kicked him roughly in the side. "Unless you wanna suffer the consequences."
"Oww you asshole!" Duke jumped up in surprise. "I wasn't going to bed stupid I was getting comfortable."
"What would the consequences be if we went to bed early?" Yugi asked.
"Waking up with my dick in your mouth," Bakura answered matter of factly.
"Ewwww that's so gross!" Malik scrunched his lips.
"So dont fall asleep early, squirt."
"Besides.." Seto put an arm around Bakura and Duke's shoulders. "Were gonna have some fun first."
"Can't we get some sleep?" Malik whined.
"Malik behave," Marik poked him in the head.
"Okay..."Seto said as he saw Marik's hand slithering into Bakura's boxers. "Lets play a game."
Yami got up. "I'm gonna go get something to drink. Anyone else want anything while I'm gone?"
Ryou spoke up. "A cherry coke please."
Duke suddenly stood up. "Lets play DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS!" DIMENSION THE DICE!" He pulled out his trusty board.
"DAMMIT!" Bakura screamed. "THATS IT! I dare you to go five hours straight without saying dimension the dice, or dimensioning anything."
"What?"
"If you can go five hours without saying it, I'll stop calling you Puke and I'll be your slave for a whole month," Bakura said.
"You got it. No dimensioning and you'll be my slave," Duke said.
"But if you do say it, you have to be my slave for a month. Are we on?" Bakura askd slyly.
"Yup but that won't happen," Duke said.
"Let's write this," Yami took out pen and paper wrote the conditions down and Bakura and Duke signed it.
"Okay it starts now," Bakura looked at the clock. It's ten o clock you can't say it until three."
Duke nodded "Okay."
"If you fall asleep before three tonight is void and you have to redo it tomorrow," Bakura continued. "Agreed?"
Yami nodded. "That sounds fair, Duke. Five hours STRAIGHT."
Duke shook Bakura's hand and smiled. "You're on."
Bakura leaned back in his seat, knowing Duke will blurt it out sooner or later before three.
Seto sighed. "Ahh that will rid us of that annoying saying...for now. Let's play spin the bottle."
"Spin the bottle?" Joey asked. "That's a gay elementary game."
"We're gonna play my version tard," Seto pulled out an empty bottle.
"The rules of the game," Seto said. "We go in order of oldest to youngest and Bakura is older than Yami by a few years I think so he goes first."
"Cool," Bakura sat up.
"Okay, so Bakura will spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on has to do anything Bakura asks him to no matter what."
Seto glared at Bakura. "But you can't order Duke to say dimension the dice if it lands on him because that was a previous contract."
"Damn," Bakura slammed his fist down.
"Any way so whoever that bottle lands on has to do whatever the spinner says as long as it does no physical damage to him or kills him or anything and it cant last more than fifteen minutes."
Malik looked nervous. "What if I don't wanna play?"
"Too bad," Seto shrugged.
"What if the bottle lands between two people?" Ryou asked.
"Then those two people are at the disposal of the spinner...wait to make this interesting lets sit people who aren't all that close by each other."
"This is weak," Joey mumbled.
"Shut the hell up and sit," Seto sat them in this order: (i have to think a moment...)
Seto Ryou Yami Malik Joey Bakura Duke Yugi Marik
"Damn it you sat me next to...him," Bakura pointed at Duke.
"Duh I did it on purpose," Seto said rolling his eyes.
Yugi shifted uncomfortably next to Marik.
"Damn Yugi I'm not gonna jump on you and rape you," Marik was studying a speck on his rod (I'm talking about the MILLENIUM ROD here).
Joey stretched out and his arm hit Bakura in the face.
"Do that again and I kick your ass mutt," Bakura snapped.
"Well Bakura you first," Seto handed him the bottle.
"Okay he he," Bakura placed the bottle in the middle of the group and gave it one hard spin.
"Hmm.." The bottle slowed down until it landed in between Yugi and Duke.
"Damn it I should've known," Duke whined.
"..." Yugi blushed.
"Okay Bakura you hit gold. What shall Yugi and Duke do?" Seto asked.
"Duke, go into the next room with Yugi, and get a ruler and measure the meat," said Bakura.
"WHAT?" Shrieked both of them.
"Look, Yugi, you said it was eight. I'm just curious, o and Marik, go and supervise."
"With pleasure," he said drooling.
"Don't touch me Marik, though," said Yugi.
"I'll try," said Marik and they left in to the next room.
"HOLY SHIT!" screamed Marik. "COME HERE!"
Yugi ran out of the room with Marik not far behind him. Duke came out googoo eyed.
"YAMI, SOMEONE, HELP HELP RAPE RAPE FIRE FIRE I'M SHOT!" screamed Yugi running around the group in circles. It looked like him and Marik were playing duck duck goose. Yami grabbed him and shoved him behind him and stopped Marik.
"Why are you chasing my aibou?"
"HIS DICK IS 8 1/2 inches, THAT IS WHY," said Marik.
"Holy shit! Come here Yugi," said Bakura coming up to him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Yugi.
"Calm down, everyone," commanded Seto. "And sit down. Yami, spin the bottle."
"K," the bottle landed on Ryou.
"Hmmm what can I make you do Ryou? I got it, go sit on Bakura's lap for 3 turns," said Yami.
"Alright," said Ryou.
Ryou climbed onto Bakura's lap nervously.
Bakura shifted so Ryou couldn't feel his hard on.
"Marik," Seto nodded at Marik who grabbed the bottle and spun it. It landed on Joey.
"Aw nuts," Joey said.
"Ok Jo..."Marik thought a moment. "Get on all fours and bark like a dog."
"...No I have my self dignity.." Joey crossed his arms.
"If you dont do what the spinner tells you, you have go to the "room"," Seto said. "And you're locked in the for a half hour." Seto pointed to a room adjacent to the living room.
"Whats the "room?" asked the ever curious Yugi.
"I cant tell you but you won't come out the same," Seto smirked at Joey. "So?"
Joey sighed and got on his hands and knees.
"Ohh just how I like it!" Marik reached and smacked Joey's butt.
"Hey!"
"Just bark."
"...arf arf," Joey said softly.
"What?" Marik held his ear. "I didn't hear you."
"ARF ARF," Joey loudly barked blushing.
"That was good but with more emotion," Marik giggled.
"ARF ARF FUCKIN ARF ARF ARF!" Joey barked and got up hastily.
"..Ok." Joey scowled at Marik who blew him a kiss.
Seto then grabbed the bottle and spun...it landed between himself and Marik.
"What now?"
"It involves myself and Marik."
"cough makeout session cough," Bakura muttered.
"cough no cough," Seto muttered back.
"Okay Marik I want you to...let me use the rod for fifteen minutes, cause that's the limit."
Marik reluctantly handed the rod over.
"Good now I will use it," Seto turned to Joey.
"Aww shit."
Joey's eyes got empty.
Seto reached behind the couch and pulled out a camcorder and pushed it on.
"Seto Kaiba is my idol.....I am a worthless mangy mutt."
"Aww Kaiba thats not nice," Yugi interjected.
"Yugi no one asked you," Joey looked at him. "Anyway I think Kaiba is so sexy and I want him to be my master. Seto Kaiba is the sexiest being on the planet and I would give anything to fuck him raw. Awww Seto!!!" Joey moaned.
Seto put a hot pink leather leash on him and was holding on to the other end.
"Want a treat, boy?" Seto asked holding a box of dog food.
"Kaiba!" Yugi cried not wanting his friend to be totally embarrassed.
"Oh don't worry Yugi this is BLACKMAIL MATERIAL I can show the whole school!"
"You wouldn't!" Malik gasped.
Seto shrugged. "Piss me off then we'll see."
Seto waved a dog bone in the air. "Get it boy," Joey "pawed at it"
"Good boy," Seto gave him the bone which he put in his mouth then turned off the camera. Seto broke his hold over Joey and gave the rod back to Marik.
"Umph hmm!" Joey jumped back and took the bone out of his mouth then glared at Seto and Marik.
"How did this bone get in my mouth?" He demanded.
"Okay I think its ...Dukes turn."
"Grr!" Joey mumbled.
"Duke took the bottle and spun it and it landed on Malik.
"Malik.. I want you to kiss Bakura on the lips for ten minutes." Duke said.
"SEE YA!" Malik went into the room without hesitation.
"Gee I think that was supposed to be a 'stab' at me," Bakura shrugged.
"Ryou it's been three turns."
"Ryou got off not before Bakura pinched his ass. "It's been fun Little one."
Seto hushed the group..they sat silent for a few moments when they heard Malik scream.
"PLEASE! OKAY I'LL KISS BAKURA! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE! AHHHH I CANT TAKE IT!!!"
"Whats in there?" Ryou was fascinated. Malik wasn't afraid of anything.
"Maybe Malik will tell you the horror....." Seto grinned.
Malik bent in the corner, afraid. VERY AFRAID.
"They keep staring at me..."he murmered. He looked up. All of them. All of the Barney posters....staring at him.
"Hey boys and girls!" The goofy ass voice of Barney said.
"Hey Barney," Some chorus of little fags responded.
"NO! PLEASE!" Malik screamed. The wall of the room was covered in Barney wallpaper with posters. The lamp was Barney's head and the bed in there had barney comforters. The carpet was purple like that gigantic piece of shit Barney.
"I love you...you love me.."
"AHH! NOT THE SONG!" Malik screamed.
"What are you doing to my hikari?" Marik yelled.
"Oh.."Seto looked at Marik. "Dont worry...his body will be okay but he might have some psychological problems."
"HELP ME RYOU MARIK ANYONE!" Malik covered his ears but it didn't work...that damn song!
"Anyway whos next?" Seto asked.
"When will Malik be released?" Ryou asked.
"In a half hour like I said."
"EEEKKKK!! NOT THE GREEN THING!" Malik screamed.
"DAMN KAIBA! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE?" Bakura was in awe.
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