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"No you have to be like this for the remainder of the night or you could go in the room" said Seto
"IT IS HORRIBLE" said Malik
"Fine you rich donkey jackass" said Ryou
"Gee I love you too" said Seto
"Aww I don't have a lap to sit on," Duke whined.
"Aww oh I guess that's means no one likes you!" Bakura gasped and Joey laughed.
"Don't laugh at him Joey!" Ryou whined.
"Aww Ryou stop being a little baby," Joey snapped. Bakura giggled and hugged him
affectionately. "Joey I wish you were my hikari."
Ryou felt like he had been stabbed in the heart. He willed himself not to cry.
Seto started to stroke Ryou's hair softly. "You have such pretty hair Ryou." Ryou felt heartbroken
at the way Bakura was acting like a butthead so he decided to accept Seto's affection.
Ryou leaned back against Seto's chest and snuggled a little bit.
"Finally warming up to me little one?" Seto asked jollily.
"Mm hm," Ryou looked up in Setos eyes. "And you have pretty eyes." Ryou glared at Bakura.
"And you're a lot nicer than that asshole over there."
"Can I have a turn with Ryou?" Duke whined.
Ryou put his arms around Seto's neck. "I'm liking this," he said looking at the shocked look on
Bakura's face.
"Whose turn is it?" Marik asked.
"It doesn't matter anymore," Bakura said.
"Yeah that game sucked lets play something else," Malik piped up angrily.
"Aww was the room too much for poor Malik?" Seto laughed.
"Slave get me and my buddy Joey some cookies." Bakura snapped at Duke. "Puke."
"Go to hell," Duke snapped back.
"Hey you made the deal ass wipe now go," Bakura crossed his arms around Joey.
"I'll go," Ryou jumped up.
"Why?" Bakura immediately suspicious.
"Can't I be nice?" Ryou batted his eyelashes innocently. "Bakura you know I can never go against
you."
"Yeah!" Duke agreed.
"...Okay but I'm kicking your ass if you try anything," Bakura said.
"And you better come back to me Ryou." Seto said huskily,"Becouse I love the feel of you in my
lap."
Ryou went to the kitchen, surprised to see Mokuba.
"Mokuba?" Ryou asked. Mokuba yawned and itched his nuts. Ryou tried not to laugh.
"Hey," Mokuba said groggily. "Need anything?" He ran his fingers through his thick black hair that
was in need of some brushing right now.
"Yeah would you happen to have any sleeping power or any thing that makes people groggy?"
Ryou hoped Mokuba wouldn't blab to his brother Seto.
"...We have everything here. My big brother kicks ass." Mokuba scrounged for a few moments
and produced a bag. "Here ...are you gonna knock out Bakura?" He grinned.
"Pretty much."
"The powder takes about ten to fifteen minutes to work." Mokuba shrugged. "Oh and don't worry I
wont tell."
"HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG?" Bakura asked. "Hurry your ass up."
"Do you need help?" Seto asked. "I'll come."
"NO! That's ok I got it," Ryou said sprinkling the power on. Mokuba winked at him. "I'm gonna go
watch real sex 21 now."
"Mokuba aren't you a little obsessed with porno now?"
"I know but its sooo great! Awww." Mokuba started to drool.
He brought out the cookies and Bakura snatched them. He ate some and gave Joey some and
they passed it around.
"Want some Duke?" Malik asked him.
"No I only like cookies that are shaped like Dice."
Seto was the other person to pass them up. "No thanks I don't want to disturb my blood sugar I
run a company you know. If you eat too much sugar at one time then not eat any you can
seriously-"
"Okay thank you for the health lesson Dr. Kaiba," Yami interrupted.
Malik rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah you don't like peanut butter cookies Ryou."
Ryou nodded. He chose a cookie he didn't like to look not suspicious.
Bakura yawned. "Fuck I'm tired from all this I think."
Joey yawned too. "I'm suddenly tired too."
Then everyone except Seto Duke and Ryou suddenly passed out. All the hikaris and Joey were
sprawled on the Yami's.
Duke looked around confused. "Hey what's going on?" He looked at Ryou. "RYOU ARE THEY
STILL ALIVE? Oh shit oh shit, WHERE WILL WE HIDE THE BODIES??? ARGHHHH!"
"Duke first of all shut up," Seto said in that no nonsense (Like get in the copter Yugi) tone. "And
second of all they're not dead you idiot. Ryou....what did you put in the cookies?"
Ryou blushed. "What makes you say that?"
"Ryou I'm the smartest guy in school and I can run my own company." Seto said as if that
explained everything. "Maybe an idiot like Joey Wheeler or Duke Devlin can't figure it out but I
can."
"Ok, THAT'S LOW comparing me to Wheeler!" Duke pointed at Seto angrily.
"I put...sleeping powder in the cookies."
"OOOOOO!" Duke gasped loudly, falling back and grasping his chest. "HOW COULD YOU?!"
"Duke stop being so fuckin dramatic." Seto snapped.
"Oh shit! They're gonna kill us," Duke jumped up. "Oh I think I peed my pants!" He ran to the
bathroom.
"Look I'll make sure they don't kill you okay?" Seto said.
"Do you think they'll figure it out?" Ryou asked softly.
"Probably."
Seto plopped down and Ryou plopped down on top of him.
"So Ryou why did you do that anyway?" Seto asked.
"I dunno...I guess they were getting on my nerves...You're not mad?"
"Naw...I'll protect you squirt." Seto smiled at him." You...kinda grow on me. After all the times the
"GROUP" hung out I think you are too sweet to be abused the way you are and it's time someone
stood up and helped you..."
"You promise to protect me if anyone tries to hurt me no matter what?" Ryou asked hopefully.
Bakura protects him from OTHERS but he needs protection from Bakura usually.....
"Yeah...I promise," Seto replied affectionately. "Sometimes...I don't really like it when Bakura and
everyone tries to hurt you. You are tooooo adorable." Ryou blushed.
"Thanks Seto I feel a whole lot better now that I have you're protection." Ryou muttered hoping
Seto was sincere.
"HEY Kaiba do you have an extra pair of pants and undies?" Duke yelled.
""Here Duke you can have them. I don't think I'll want them back..."
"Thanks." Duke opened the door partially and grabbed them.
Ryou and Seto looked at each other. "What do we do now?"
Seto sighed. "I think we should...not to be nasty or anything but for your protection....lock
ourselves in my room tonight so they don't do anything to us in our sleep in case they wake up
while we're asleep."
"What about Duke?"
"fuck him," Seto waved him off. "Just kidding he can come but stay on the opposite side of the
room as us while we do the nasty."
Ryou gave him a dirty look. "Just kidding," Seto said. "Unless you wanna...."
Duke came out of the potty Seto's pants were loose on him because he is so damn skinny, even
skinnier than Seto. The pants legs were too long on him because Seto is a lot taller than just
about everyone on the planet, so Duke had to walk with his legs spread apart.
"Hey guys- Whoa!" Duke yelped almost tripping over the pants.
"Okay Duke go to my room," Seto said.
"What- first we knock everyone unconscious then we go to YOUR ROOM?" Duke pointed at
Seto. "AH HA! This was all a ploy to get in my -well actually your- pants! You want my sexy body!
Admit it you horn dog! And I was ensnared in your evil scheme!"
"Oh baby oh baby," Seto rolled his eyes. "No dipshit we don't want them to do anything to us in
our sleep."
"Oh shit they're gonna kill us in our sleep! They're not dead?" Duke tripped this time on the
ground. "Ahh! I've fallen and I cant get up!"
"SHH! That's it Duke stop acting like a tard or I'm gonna drag you to the 'room'," Seto sighed.
"and look, no one is dead and no one will die unless you keep acting like an ass."
"Are you drunk?" Ryou asked Duke after watching him.
"No I don't drink." Duke got up and rolled the pants legs up. "ahh that's better."
"Lets go," Seto Ryou and Duke went upstairs
They heard a muffled noise coming from behind Mokuba's room.
"Damn it he's still up?" Seto opened the door.
"Seto I don't think I want to look-" Ryou almost covered his eyes but then saw Mokuba in there-
with a girl! They were under the covers...
"MOKUBA KAIBA!" Seto screamed. "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"
"Unh- hey Seto...Ryou.....Duke..." Mokuba blushed.
"Who is this?" Seto pointed at the girl.
"Her name is Serenity," Mokuba said patting her on the back. "Seto please don't be angry."
"....You should have at least told me you were screwing around Mokuba we never keep secrets!"
Seto looked hurt. ".grr...."
"Um, mister Seto I like your brother very much," Serenity said in a light sweet voice.
"She is cute," Duke admitted.
"Seto if Mokuba can handle the job of principal I think he can handle a woman," Ryou put in
defending Mokuba. "I know Mokuba will be responsible."
"Mokuba, I don't mind you having a girlfriend, even sleeping with her- shit I was doin it back in the
day too."
"But with boys," Mokuba interjected.
"Yes but I hate how you kept it a secret, that hurts my feelings little brother. I told you I was gay
and had crushes on Yami and Joey-" Seto realized he said a little too much he clasped his hand
over his mouth. "Fuck fuck FUCK!"
"What was that Seto?" Duke asked loudly.
"Shit. Well anyway-Mokuba congrats to you and Serenity. Really, Serenity I want to get to know
you better."
"Yes thank you." Serenity had an irresistible charm about her and you couldn't really get mad at
her.
We walked out of the room, Ryou and Duke giving Mokuba the thumbs up and nodding approval
of his woman choice.
"Wow Seto you handled that good after the initial shock," Duke commented as they walked into
Seto's room. His room had a bunch of contraptions shoved in one corner a huge ass bed a huge
ass flat screen TV and a bunch of neat little things. Ryou and Duke looked around curiously
poking at everything.
"Well Mokuba and I always trust each others judgment." Seto said.
"Now, about these 'crushes'-"Duke started
"Look guys," Seto blushed. "After tonight I feel...closer to you." Duke backed away behind Ryou.
"NOT LIKE THAT ASS," Seto hissed angrily. "I meant we're closer friends, get what I'm saying?"
Ryou and Duke nodded.
"So...could you do me this favor and keep this Joey crush...a secret?" Seto pleaded.
"....Well, you are trying to protect me and are being way nice.....so yea I'll keep your secret Seto,"
Ryou said.
"Duke?" Seto looked at him.
"Well, okay!"
Seto let out a breath he was probably holding for a while. "Phew! Thanks guys. If Joey founded
out, I would just die!"
"where are we going to sleep" asked duke
"you on the floor Ryou and I are on the bed" said Seto
"Damn why can't I have any fun" asked Duke
"Because I said so duke" said Seto sounding irritated.
"Come Ryou lets get some sleep" said Seto
Ryou blushed and pulled off his shirt and climbed in Seto's bed (drool)
"good choice I go shirtless too" said Seto
"I get hot easily" said Ryou
"hmmm"
"Night night Seto"
"Night Ryou"
"Nighty night guys and dream of dice" said Duke from the floor.
they slept soundly through out the night they were awaken by loud shouting. They groggily
looked around the room and noticed Duke was gone.
"Seto I'm gonna go back to sleep" announced Ryou snuggling into his chest
"Me too hikari" mumbled Seto.
when they were finally back into dreamland the door to Seto's room was flung open in came in a
very agitated group.
"KIABA WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU DOIN WITH MY HIKARI" Screamed Bakura "RYOU
WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU IN BED WITH SETO" screamed Joey
"Sleeping ad" said both guys
"Awww you slept with him" asked Marik surprised.
"yeah o baby o baby, I got cold and all of you were conked out so me Seto slept together but
NOT SEX" said Ryou diving under the covers he was lying and Bakura knew it.
Bakura did......
Bakura glared at Seto. "Now you reduced my hikari to lying!" He flipped his hair back.
"Well you were all snuggly snuggly with Joey you asshole!" Ryou pointed at Joey accusingly.
"I was just joking you dumb ass. you know I would never-"Bakura stopped and blushed.
"I know what?" Ryou asked angrily.
"Hey guys what's all the shouting?" Duke asked. "Oh they found the sleeping powder thing out?"
Everyone glared at Seto and Ryou.
"Duke I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!" Ryou screamed. YOU IDIOT!"
"Not if we get to YOURS first hikari," Marik growled. "Whats going on?"
"Look guys Duke is just trying stir up trouble nothing is going on." Seto said.
"But Ryou said the cookies had powder-" Duke did not know when to shut up.
"Duke right now is the one time I wish you were blabbing about the dice," Ryou said in a fake
sweet voice.
"You used sleeping powder on us?!" Yugi asked in disbelief.
"Stop with all this nonsense," Seto said.
"I get it! Ryou and Seto are plotting against the rest of us!" Bakura gasped.
"WHY RYOU WHY?" Malik screamed.
"You WANTED TO RAPE US DIDN'T YOU?!" Marik pointed at them accusingly. "I CANT
BELIEVE OF ALL THE PEOPLE RYOU AND SETO ARE TRYING TO LURE US INTO THEIR
SICK WEB OF SEDUCTION!"
"AH HA I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON!" duke screeched. "I swear guys I had
nothing to do with it. I'm an innocent bystander!"
"You guys watch way too many movies!" Seto rolled his eyes.
"Damn I can't believe Seto invited us so him and Ryou could drug us," Joey said.
"Look, I only wanted to drug Bakura because he was PISSING ME OFF!" Ryou made everyone
stop in their tracks.
"So you wanted to rape your Yami?" Marik deducted.
"Hey you didn't have to use a powder to do that," Bakura commented. "You know I'm horny."
"Look, there is NO rape involved you freaks!"
"Well, either way you got everyone...so just you wait, we WILL have our revenge on Seto and
you," Marik said. "It'll be sweeeettt."
"Aww man thanks a lot Puke!" Seto snapped. "I hate you!"
"Screw you too," Duke replied.
"Wow Ryou I actually feel proud of you!" Bakura said like a parent. "He's growing up so fast! First
acting like a stupid little pansy then drugging people! kick ass!"
Ryou blushed at his Yami's praise.
"Oh but I will get my revenge on you my sweet little light," Bakura whispered.
The gang walked out of the room and bumped into Mokuba and Serenity.
"SERENITY?!" Joey yelped. "What- Mokuba? Hey what's going on here?"
"uh, hey Joey," Serenity greeted.
"Have a good time last night?" Duke blurted out.
"Damn it Puke I'm gonna shove you in the room." Seto elbowed him.
"HEY WHAT WENT ON LAST NIGHT?" Joey demanded angrily.
"Well, gotta run see ya," Mokuba tried to race out of there but Joey tackled him.
"What happened?"
"We hung out."
"You're lying. Did you sleep with her?"
"It's none of your business!"
The gang watched as they argued back and forth until everyone else got bored.
"I'm hungry," Malik announced. "Got any cereal?"
"We got fifty different types of cereal," Seto answered. "Lets go to the kitchen."
They walked in the kitchen without Mokuba and Joey who were choking each other.
Seto pulled out a remote control and pushed a button revealing a huge cabinet with a lot of boxes
stacked in neat order.
"Get what you want they are in alphabetical order."
Malik reached and pulled out honey toast crunch. Seto pulled out a bunch of bowls and milk and
spoons.
Ryou pulled out apple jacks which both he and Bakura liked Duke pulled out fruit loops.
"I wish they had cereal shaped like dice," he had said.
Yugi got cheerios Yami got frosted flakes Marik got cocoa puffs and Seto got that cereal that had
that captain dude on it.
Everyone sat down at Seto's huge buffet size table and were peacefully munching until Bakura
flicked a spoonful of his jacks at Ryou's head.
Ryou giggled. "Oh no Bakura you are not trying to start a food fight are you?"
"maybe I am" said Bakura grinning wildly
"I remember last time..." said Ryou
"...Yeah that was fucking awesome my sweetie is sooo talented" said Marik smiling.
"I know I had to get a new laptop because of it" said Seto glaring
"O hunny bunny lighten up" said Seto squeezing his inner thigh
"I'm going to my room" said Ryou
"why" asked everyone
"I'm a little tired" said Ryou yawning.
"o ok see ya" said Yugi
Ryou exited the room and went to Mokuba's room.
"My eyes are closed can I come in" asked Ryou
"Sure, you can open up your eyes it an extra turn on for us if some one sees us" said a way to
happy Mokuba.
"What ever Mokuba I need your hydro powered water pack super soaker liquid gun 6000" said
Ryou
"Sure here ya go" Mokuba hopped out of bed naked and handed him the gun.
"Thanks" said Ryou not looking.
Ryou went to the bath room and filled it up with icy cold water I mean it was cold. he slipped
the pack on it was like the Ghostbusters but the pack is filled with water he turned it on and had it
in hand he made his way down very quietly
"NOT UH KURA ILIKE THE EXTRA LARGER BUTT BEADS UP THE ASS" said Marik
"NO YOU DON'T YOU LIKE THE LARGE" snapped Bakura
"WE LIKE THE HYDRO AQUA DILDO" said Yami
"YAMI WE ASLDO LIKE THE REMOTE CONTROLLED VIBRATING EGG" screamed Seto
"I LIKE THE OLD FASHIONED DILDO" said Malik
"I LIKE DICE" said Duke
"I LIKE CUCUMBERS" said Yugi
"Aibou what in the world..." said Yami
"I LIKE RODS" said Joey
"YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE? I LIKE WATER" screamed Ryou he jumped in and squirted
everybody they all screamed. "hahahahahaha Ryou wins again"
"YOU ARE DEAD" said everyone at different times
"o shit" Ryou ran for his life
Ryou ran all over the mansion and he came outside where Mokuba and Serenity was gettin it on
in a bush
"hi guys bye guys" shouted Ryou
"YAY SOME ONE SAW US" shouted Mokuba
"MOKUBA PUT SOME DAMN CLAOTHES ON" screamed Seto
"YOU TOO SERENTY" screamed Joey
"WAS THAT A BOOB" asked Marik while still running
"MARIK STOP LOOKING AT MY SISTER" screamed Joey
"O SORRY BOUT THAT" screamed Marik
Ryou ran until he saw a pool with a diving board. he ran up the stairs to the top he was on the
tallest board. All the guys were filing up.
"We got you now hikari" said Bakura
"Yeah you are trapped" growled Joey
"revenge is sooo sweet" said Marik
"HEHEHE yeah" said Malik
"This shirt is from Italy" said Seto
"you almost messed up our hair whined" Yami and Yugi
they were gaining on him what to do?
Ryou did the only thing he could think of- he jumped. Luckily Mokuba had been watching this and
jumped in the pool with a rafter.
"I GOT YA!" Mokuba yelled as he positioned the raft so Ryou could land on it.
"Thanks Mokuba," Ryou said.
"No prob now time to get back to my honey," Mokuba turned and went back to Serenity who was
hiding behind the bush giggling.
"FUCK!" Seto screamed. "MOKUBA YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!"
They quickly made their way back down to poolside where Ryou was desperately trying to swim
on his raft to the other side. Ryou jumped and ran like the wind.
"There he is!" Marik screamed charging after him. Ryou made his way around the house and ran
in and locked the door. He quickly found some yarn in a box titled "sewing" and set the string
across so everyone would trip when they ran in.
"You cant lock me out of my own house Ryou!" Seto pushed a button and opened it. He and
everyone else ran in and tripped in a big pile in front of the door.
"OW!"
"OMPH!"
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HAND!"
"DUKE IS THAT YOUR HAND?!"
"NO I SWEAR!"
"OHHHHH MARIK....."
"BAKURA YOUR ASS IS IN MY FACE!"
"EEKKK WHAT IS THAT WET THING I FEEL?"
"OHH...WHAT?"
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"No you have to be like this for the remainder of the night or you could go in the room" said Seto
"IT IS HORRIBLE" said Malik
"Fine you rich donkey jackass" said Ryou
"Gee I love you too" said Seto
"Aww I don't have a lap to sit on," Duke whined.
"Aww oh I guess that's means no one likes you!" Bakura gasped and Joey laughed.
"Don't laugh at him Joey!" Ryou whined.
"Aww Ryou stop being a little baby," Joey snapped. Bakura giggled and hugged him
affectionately. "Joey I wish you were my hikari."
Ryou felt like he had been stabbed in the heart. He willed himself not to cry.
Seto started to stroke Ryou's hair softly. "You have such pretty hair Ryou." Ryou felt heartbroken
at the way Bakura was acting like a butthead so he decided to accept Seto's affection.
Ryou leaned back against Seto's chest and snuggled a little bit.
"Finally warming up to me little one?" Seto asked jollily.
"Mm hm," Ryou looked up in Setos eyes. "And you have pretty eyes." Ryou glared at Bakura.
"And you're a lot nicer than that asshole over there."
"Can I have a turn with Ryou?" Duke whined.
Ryou put his arms around Seto's neck. "I'm liking this," he said looking at the shocked look on
Bakura's face.
"Whose turn is it?" Marik asked.
"It doesn't matter anymore," Bakura said.
"Yeah that game sucked lets play something else," Malik piped up angrily.
"Aww was the room too much for poor Malik?" Seto laughed.
"Slave get me and my buddy Joey some cookies." Bakura snapped at Duke. "Puke."
"Go to hell," Duke snapped back.
"Hey you made the deal ass wipe now go," Bakura crossed his arms around Joey.
"I'll go," Ryou jumped up.
"Why?" Bakura immediately suspicious.
"Can't I be nice?" Ryou batted his eyelashes innocently. "Bakura you know I can never go against
you."
"Yeah!" Duke agreed.
"...Okay but I'm kicking your ass if you try anything," Bakura said.
"And you better come back to me Ryou." Seto said huskily,"Becouse I love the feel of you in my
lap."
Ryou went to the kitchen, surprised to see Mokuba.
"Mokuba?" Ryou asked. Mokuba yawned and itched his nuts. Ryou tried not to laugh.
"Hey," Mokuba said groggily. "Need anything?" He ran his fingers through his thick black hair that
was in need of some brushing right now.
"Yeah would you happen to have any sleeping power or any thing that makes people groggy?"
Ryou hoped Mokuba wouldn't blab to his brother Seto.
"...We have everything here. My big brother kicks ass." Mokuba scrounged for a few moments
and produced a bag. "Here ...are you gonna knock out Bakura?" He grinned.
"Pretty much."
"The powder takes about ten to fifteen minutes to work." Mokuba shrugged. "Oh and don't worry I
wont tell."
"HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG?" Bakura asked. "Hurry your ass up."
"Do you need help?" Seto asked. "I'll come."
"NO! That's ok I got it," Ryou said sprinkling the power on. Mokuba winked at him. "I'm gonna go
watch real sex 21 now."
"Mokuba aren't you a little obsessed with porno now?"
"I know but its sooo great! Awww." Mokuba started to drool.
He brought out the cookies and Bakura snatched them. He ate some and gave Joey some and
they passed it around.
"Want some Duke?" Malik asked him.
"No I only like cookies that are shaped like Dice."
Seto was the other person to pass them up. "No thanks I don't want to disturb my blood sugar I
run a company you know. If you eat too much sugar at one time then not eat any you can
seriously-"
"Okay thank you for the health lesson Dr. Kaiba," Yami interrupted.
Malik rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah you don't like peanut butter cookies Ryou."
Ryou nodded. He chose a cookie he didn't like to look not suspicious.
Bakura yawned. "Fuck I'm tired from all this I think."
Joey yawned too. "I'm suddenly tired too."
Then everyone except Seto Duke and Ryou suddenly passed out. All the hikaris and Joey were
sprawled on the Yami's.
Duke looked around confused. "Hey what's going on?" He looked at Ryou. "RYOU ARE THEY
STILL ALIVE? Oh shit oh shit, WHERE WILL WE HIDE THE BODIES??? ARGHHHH!"
"Duke first of all shut up," Seto said in that no nonsense (Like get in the copter Yugi) tone. "And
second of all they're not dead you idiot. Ryou....what did you put in the cookies?"
Ryou blushed. "What makes you say that?"
"Ryou I'm the smartest guy in school and I can run my own company." Seto said as if that
explained everything. "Maybe an idiot like Joey Wheeler or Duke Devlin can't figure it out but I
can."
"Ok, THAT'S LOW comparing me to Wheeler!" Duke pointed at Seto angrily.
"I put...sleeping powder in the cookies."
"OOOOOO!" Duke gasped loudly, falling back and grasping his chest. "HOW COULD YOU?!"
"Duke stop being so fuckin dramatic." Seto snapped.
"Oh shit! They're gonna kill us," Duke jumped up. "Oh I think I peed my pants!" He ran to the
bathroom.
"Look I'll make sure they don't kill you okay?" Seto said.
"Do you think they'll figure it out?" Ryou asked softly.
"Probably."
Seto plopped down and Ryou plopped down on top of him.
"So Ryou why did you do that anyway?" Seto asked.
"I dunno...I guess they were getting on my nerves...You're not mad?"
"Naw...I'll protect you squirt." Seto smiled at him." You...kinda grow on me. After all the times the
"GROUP" hung out I think you are too sweet to be abused the way you are and it's time someone
stood up and helped you..."
"You promise to protect me if anyone tries to hurt me no matter what?" Ryou asked hopefully.
Bakura protects him from OTHERS but he needs protection from Bakura usually.....
"Yeah...I promise," Seto replied affectionately. "Sometimes...I don't really like it when Bakura and
everyone tries to hurt you. You are tooooo adorable." Ryou blushed.
"Thanks Seto I feel a whole lot better now that I have you're protection." Ryou muttered hoping
Seto was sincere.
"HEY Kaiba do you have an extra pair of pants and undies?" Duke yelled.
""Here Duke you can have them. I don't think I'll want them back..."
"Thanks." Duke opened the door partially and grabbed them.
Ryou and Seto looked at each other. "What do we do now?"
Seto sighed. "I think we should...not to be nasty or anything but for your protection....lock
ourselves in my room tonight so they don't do anything to us in our sleep in case they wake up
while we're asleep."
"What about Duke?"
"fuck him," Seto waved him off. "Just kidding he can come but stay on the opposite side of the
room as us while we do the nasty."
Ryou gave him a dirty look. "Just kidding," Seto said. "Unless you wanna...."
Duke came out of the potty Seto's pants were loose on him because he is so damn skinny, even
skinnier than Seto. The pants legs were too long on him because Seto is a lot taller than just
about everyone on the planet, so Duke had to walk with his legs spread apart.
"Hey guys- Whoa!" Duke yelped almost tripping over the pants.
"Okay Duke go to my room," Seto said.
"What- first we knock everyone unconscious then we go to YOUR ROOM?" Duke pointed at
Seto. "AH HA! This was all a ploy to get in my -well actually your- pants! You want my sexy body!
Admit it you horn dog! And I was ensnared in your evil scheme!"
"Oh baby oh baby," Seto rolled his eyes. "No dipshit we don't want them to do anything to us in
our sleep."
"Oh shit they're gonna kill us in our sleep! They're not dead?" Duke tripped this time on the
ground. "Ahh! I've fallen and I cant get up!"
"SHH! That's it Duke stop acting like a tard or I'm gonna drag you to the 'room'," Seto sighed.
"and look, no one is dead and no one will die unless you keep acting like an ass."
"Are you drunk?" Ryou asked Duke after watching him.
"No I don't drink." Duke got up and rolled the pants legs up. "ahh that's better."
"Lets go," Seto Ryou and Duke went upstairs
They heard a muffled noise coming from behind Mokuba's room.
"Damn it he's still up?" Seto opened the door.
"Seto I don't think I want to look-" Ryou almost covered his eyes but then saw Mokuba in there-
with a girl! They were under the covers...
"MOKUBA KAIBA!" Seto screamed. "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"
"Unh- hey Seto...Ryou.....Duke..." Mokuba blushed.
"Who is this?" Seto pointed at the girl.
"Her name is Serenity," Mokuba said patting her on the back. "Seto please don't be angry."
"....You should have at least told me you were screwing around Mokuba we never keep secrets!"
Seto looked hurt. ".grr...."
"Um, mister Seto I like your brother very much," Serenity said in a light sweet voice.
"She is cute," Duke admitted.
"Seto if Mokuba can handle the job of principal I think he can handle a woman," Ryou put in
defending Mokuba. "I know Mokuba will be responsible."
"Mokuba, I don't mind you having a girlfriend, even sleeping with her- shit I was doin it back in the
day too."
"But with boys," Mokuba interjected.
"Yes but I hate how you kept it a secret, that hurts my feelings little brother. I told you I was gay
and had crushes on Yami and Joey-" Seto realized he said a little too much he clasped his hand
over his mouth. "Fuck fuck FUCK!"
"What was that Seto?" Duke asked loudly.
"Shit. Well anyway-Mokuba congrats to you and Serenity. Really, Serenity I want to get to know
you better."
"Yes thank you." Serenity had an irresistible charm about her and you couldn't really get mad at
her.
We walked out of the room, Ryou and Duke giving Mokuba the thumbs up and nodding approval
of his woman choice.
"Wow Seto you handled that good after the initial shock," Duke commented as they walked into
Seto's room. His room had a bunch of contraptions shoved in one corner a huge ass bed a huge
ass flat screen TV and a bunch of neat little things. Ryou and Duke looked around curiously
poking at everything.
"Well Mokuba and I always trust each others judgment." Seto said.
"Now, about these 'crushes'-"Duke started
"Look guys," Seto blushed. "After tonight I feel...closer to you." Duke backed away behind Ryou.
"NOT LIKE THAT ASS," Seto hissed angrily. "I meant we're closer friends, get what I'm saying?"
Ryou and Duke nodded.
"So...could you do me this favor and keep this Joey crush...a secret?" Seto pleaded.
"....Well, you are trying to protect me and are being way nice.....so yea I'll keep your secret Seto,"
Ryou said.
"Duke?" Seto looked at him.
"Well, okay!"
Seto let out a breath he was probably holding for a while. "Phew! Thanks guys. If Joey founded
out, I would just die!"
"where are we going to sleep" asked duke
"you on the floor Ryou and I are on the bed" said Seto
"Damn why can't I have any fun" asked Duke
"Because I said so duke" said Seto sounding irritated.
"Come Ryou lets get some sleep" said Seto
Ryou blushed and pulled off his shirt and climbed in Seto's bed (drool)
"good choice I go shirtless too" said Seto
"I get hot easily" said Ryou
"hmmm"
"Night night Seto"
"Night Ryou"
"Nighty night guys and dream of dice" said Duke from the floor.
they slept soundly through out the night they were awaken by loud shouting. They groggily
looked around the room and noticed Duke was gone.
"Seto I'm gonna go back to sleep" announced Ryou snuggling into his chest
"Me too hikari" mumbled Seto.
when they were finally back into dreamland the door to Seto's room was flung open in came in a
very agitated group.
"KIABA WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU DOIN WITH MY HIKARI" Screamed Bakura "RYOU
WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU IN BED WITH SETO" screamed Joey
"Sleeping ad" said both guys
"Awww you slept with him" asked Marik surprised.
"yeah o baby o baby, I got cold and all of you were conked out so me Seto slept together but
NOT SEX" said Ryou diving under the covers he was lying and Bakura knew it.
Bakura did......
Bakura glared at Seto. "Now you reduced my hikari to lying!" He flipped his hair back.
"Well you were all snuggly snuggly with Joey you asshole!" Ryou pointed at Joey accusingly.
"I was just joking you dumb ass. you know I would never-"Bakura stopped and blushed.
"I know what?" Ryou asked angrily.
"Hey guys what's all the shouting?" Duke asked. "Oh they found the sleeping powder thing out?"
Everyone glared at Seto and Ryou.
"Duke I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!" Ryou screamed. YOU IDIOT!"
"Not if we get to YOURS first hikari," Marik growled. "Whats going on?"
"Look guys Duke is just trying stir up trouble nothing is going on." Seto said.
"But Ryou said the cookies had powder-" Duke did not know when to shut up.
"Duke right now is the one time I wish you were blabbing about the dice," Ryou said in a fake
sweet voice.
"You used sleeping powder on us?!" Yugi asked in disbelief.
"Stop with all this nonsense," Seto said.
"I get it! Ryou and Seto are plotting against the rest of us!" Bakura gasped.
"WHY RYOU WHY?" Malik screamed.
"You WANTED TO RAPE US DIDN'T YOU?!" Marik pointed at them accusingly. "I CANT
BELIEVE OF ALL THE PEOPLE RYOU AND SETO ARE TRYING TO LURE US INTO THEIR
SICK WEB OF SEDUCTION!"
"AH HA I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON!" duke screeched. "I swear guys I had
nothing to do with it. I'm an innocent bystander!"
"You guys watch way too many movies!" Seto rolled his eyes.
"Damn I can't believe Seto invited us so him and Ryou could drug us," Joey said.
"Look, I only wanted to drug Bakura because he was PISSING ME OFF!" Ryou made everyone
stop in their tracks.
"So you wanted to rape your Yami?" Marik deducted.
"Hey you didn't have to use a powder to do that," Bakura commented. "You know I'm horny."
"Look, there is NO rape involved you freaks!"
"Well, either way you got everyone...so just you wait, we WILL have our revenge on Seto and
you," Marik said. "It'll be sweeeettt."
"Aww man thanks a lot Puke!" Seto snapped. "I hate you!"
"Screw you too," Duke replied.
"Wow Ryou I actually feel proud of you!" Bakura said like a parent. "He's growing up so fast! First
acting like a stupid little pansy then drugging people! kick ass!"
Ryou blushed at his Yami's praise.
"Oh but I will get my revenge on you my sweet little light," Bakura whispered.
The gang walked out of the room and bumped into Mokuba and Serenity.
"SERENITY?!" Joey yelped. "What- Mokuba? Hey what's going on here?"
"uh, hey Joey," Serenity greeted.
"Have a good time last night?" Duke blurted out.
"Damn it Puke I'm gonna shove you in the room." Seto elbowed him.
"HEY WHAT WENT ON LAST NIGHT?" Joey demanded angrily.
"Well, gotta run see ya," Mokuba tried to race out of there but Joey tackled him.
"What happened?"
"We hung out."
"You're lying. Did you sleep with her?"
"It's none of your business!"
The gang watched as they argued back and forth until everyone else got bored.
"I'm hungry," Malik announced. "Got any cereal?"
"We got fifty different types of cereal," Seto answered. "Lets go to the kitchen."
They walked in the kitchen without Mokuba and Joey who were choking each other.
Seto pulled out a remote control and pushed a button revealing a huge cabinet with a lot of boxes
stacked in neat order.
"Get what you want they are in alphabetical order."
Malik reached and pulled out honey toast crunch. Seto pulled out a bunch of bowls and milk and
spoons.
Ryou pulled out apple jacks which both he and Bakura liked Duke pulled out fruit loops.
"I wish they had cereal shaped like dice," he had said.
Yugi got cheerios Yami got frosted flakes Marik got cocoa puffs and Seto got that cereal that had
that captain dude on it.
Everyone sat down at Seto's huge buffet size table and were peacefully munching until Bakura
flicked a spoonful of his jacks at Ryou's head.
Ryou giggled. "Oh no Bakura you are not trying to start a food fight are you?"
"maybe I am" said Bakura grinning wildly
"I remember last time..." said Ryou
"...Yeah that was fucking awesome my sweetie is sooo talented" said Marik smiling.
"I know I had to get a new laptop because of it" said Seto glaring
"O hunny bunny lighten up" said Seto squeezing his inner thigh
"I'm going to my room" said Ryou
"why" asked everyone
"I'm a little tired" said Ryou yawning.
"o ok see ya" said Yugi
Ryou exited the room and went to Mokuba's room.
"My eyes are closed can I come in" asked Ryou
"Sure, you can open up your eyes it an extra turn on for us if some one sees us" said a way to
happy Mokuba.
"What ever Mokuba I need your hydro powered water pack super soaker liquid gun 6000" said
Ryou
"Sure here ya go" Mokuba hopped out of bed naked and handed him the gun.
"Thanks" said Ryou not looking.
Ryou went to the bath room and filled it up with icy cold water I mean it was cold. he slipped
the pack on it was like the Ghostbusters but the pack is filled with water he turned it on and had it
in hand he made his way down very quietly
"NOT UH KURA ILIKE THE EXTRA LARGER BUTT BEADS UP THE ASS" said Marik
"NO YOU DON'T YOU LIKE THE LARGE" snapped Bakura
"WE LIKE THE HYDRO AQUA DILDO" said Yami
"YAMI WE ASLDO LIKE THE REMOTE CONTROLLED VIBRATING EGG" screamed Seto
"I LIKE THE OLD FASHIONED DILDO" said Malik
"I LIKE DICE" said Duke
"I LIKE CUCUMBERS" said Yugi
"Aibou what in the world..." said Yami
"I LIKE RODS" said Joey
"YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE? I LIKE WATER" screamed Ryou he jumped in and squirted
everybody they all screamed. "hahahahahaha Ryou wins again"
"YOU ARE DEAD" said everyone at different times
"o shit" Ryou ran for his life
Ryou ran all over the mansion and he came outside where Mokuba and Serenity was gettin it on
in a bush
"hi guys bye guys" shouted Ryou
"YAY SOME ONE SAW US" shouted Mokuba
"MOKUBA PUT SOME DAMN CLAOTHES ON" screamed Seto
"YOU TOO SERENTY" screamed Joey
"WAS THAT A BOOB" asked Marik while still running
"MARIK STOP LOOKING AT MY SISTER" screamed Joey
"O SORRY BOUT THAT" screamed Marik
Ryou ran until he saw a pool with a diving board. he ran up the stairs to the top he was on the
tallest board. All the guys were filing up.
"We got you now hikari" said Bakura
"Yeah you are trapped" growled Joey
"revenge is sooo sweet" said Marik
"HEHEHE yeah" said Malik
"This shirt is from Italy" said Seto
"you almost messed up our hair whined" Yami and Yugi
they were gaining on him what to do?
Ryou did the only thing he could think of- he jumped. Luckily Mokuba had been watching this and
jumped in the pool with a rafter.
"I GOT YA!" Mokuba yelled as he positioned the raft so Ryou could land on it.
"Thanks Mokuba," Ryou said.
"No prob now time to get back to my honey," Mokuba turned and went back to Serenity who was
hiding behind the bush giggling.
"FUCK!" Seto screamed. "MOKUBA YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!"
They quickly made their way back down to poolside where Ryou was desperately trying to swim
on his raft to the other side. Ryou jumped and ran like the wind.
"There he is!" Marik screamed charging after him. Ryou made his way around the house and ran
in and locked the door. He quickly found some yarn in a box titled "sewing" and set the string
across so everyone would trip when they ran in.
"You cant lock me out of my own house Ryou!" Seto pushed a button and opened it. He and
everyone else ran in and tripped in a big pile in front of the door.
"OW!"
"OMPH!"
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HAND!"
"DUKE IS THAT YOUR HAND?!"
"NO I SWEAR!"
"OHHHHH MARIK....."
"BAKURA YOUR ASS IS IN MY FACE!"
"EEKKK WHAT IS THAT WET THING I FEEL?"
"OHH...WHAT?"
Another Chappie hoped ya'll enjoyed it Dranzer