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While everyone was trying to get back up Ryou had ran out of the house for good.
"Damn it where did he go?" Bakura asked.
"He left."
"So where would Ryou go?" Everyone looked at Malik.
"Umm I dunno..." He looked away.
"Don't protect him! We need our revenge!" Marik raised his eyebrows evilly.
Ryou was walking down the street looking for a place to go; he spotted a Chuckie Cheese. He
knew Bakura would never be caught dead there so decided to go there.
Ryou walked in and sat at a table.
"Hey there little boy what can I get you?" Asked a dude in a suit.
"Um....can I have a small cheese pizza and a breadsticks?"
"Sure young man. Oh why don't you go play some games? You can have fifty free tokens...we
have some new games and a huge ball pen you can play in!"
"...Thanks." Ryou rolled his eyes and took the tokens. He got up and made his way to a
basketball playing game. Ryou put some tokens in and threw the balls, missing every time. A big
bird was walking around.
"Aww poor little boy!" The bird said to Ryou.
"Oh its ok I'm white."
"What?" The bird asked in shock.
"I know I know I can't throw....I'm white! I'm just bored."
"Now look little boy, we don't tolerate racial slurs around here that's not nice." the bird shook its
finger at Ryou.
"Ok I'm sorry," Ryou didn't want to get kicked out.
"It's okay little boy." Ryou was gonna punch someone in he face if they called him 'little boy' one
more time.
"Oh yeah Chuckie has a special guest for us today! You might enjoy him; he'll be here in thirty
minutes."
"Okay," Ryou mumbled willing himself not to punch the birdie. He saw the ball pit and was about
to go in...
"AH HA THERE HE IS!" Malik screamed.
"Crap they found me!" Ryou looked around frantically
"Hey little man please use don't use your outdoor voice." The bird waddled to Malik quickly.
Bakura was standing right outside the door.
"Drag his ass out to me," he shouted.
"HEY! Watch your language young man!"
"Don't worry I'm not coming inside your goofy ass restaurant," Bakura sneered.
Ryou stuck out his tongue at them and ran in the ball pit.
"SHIT! THERE HE GOES!" Malik pointed to Ryou.
The bird was about to have a heart attack. "NO CURSING!!!"
"Geez do I have to do everything myself?" Bakura stepped cautiously into the place.
"Now you will be infected forever," Seto joked.
"OOHHH IS THAT THE BALL PIT??" Duke excitedly ran to it.
"Ryou's in there get him," Marik shouted.
Ryou had hid under the piles of balls waiting for his prey.
Yugi and Yami were curiously checking out the games. "Hey guys! No time! We need to get
Ryou," Marik pulled them away.
Duke got in the pit and Ryou pelted him with balls.
"Ahhh!" Duke shouted. He fell back out on the floor.
"Damn it Puke what are you good for?" Bakura stepped over him. Ryou pelted him with balls but
Bakura withstood them still coming.
"I'm coming for you;" he whispered Marik and Seto Joey following him.
"Shit," Ryou ran in one of those pipes in the ball pit and made his way up to the top of one of
those diagonal slides so you could slide in the pit.
"ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS!" An announcer screamed. "Please come to your seats!" Some
workers came and ushered everyone out of the ball pit and game area.
Ryou ran ahead to his seat and the group sat around him.
"Finally caught up with you!" Bakura whispered in his ear maliciously. "Wait until we leave. We
have plans for you."
"I'm happy to introduce our host Chuckie!" A big rat came out.
"Hey little children." He waved. Bakura stuck up his middle finger in return.
"Bakura!" Yugi whispered angrily.
"Oh I'm sorry Yugi is he your hero or something?" Bakura sneered.
"We have a special guest to help us with tonight's show...BARNEY!" The big purple bastard
waddled out goofily.
"WHAT?!" Malik gasped. He grabbed his head in pain. "OH the pain the horror." He shivered.
"OHHH BARNEY'S HERE!" Seto giddily clapped. "Wow Ryou you chose a perfect night to come
here!"
"Hey there boys and girls," Barney waved a huge purple paw. "We need a volunteer to help us
with the show."
Seto eagerly stood up and raised his hand waving it around frantically. "OOHH ME CHOSE ME!
ME ME ME!" He jumped up and down giddily.
Barney looked around and saw the, um, not so little boy jumping around with his hand in the air.
"You seem eager...little...person dude..."Barney said to Seto.
"He TALKED TO ME! Wow I can't believe my idol talked to me!" Seto had stars in his eyes.
"So you want to come on stage with me...?"
"My name is Seto, and YES YES YES!" Seto jumped up on stage.
"Okay everyone; say hi to my helper Seto!"
"Hi Seto!" Everyone sang. Seto looked like he was gonna pee his pants from happiness.
"Wow what a dork!" Marik giggled.
"Mr. Barney sir can I have your autograph?" Seto asked hungrily.
"Wheres my pizza?" Ryou asked thoughtfully.
"I should go and check on my food" said Ryou. With out any one noticing Ryou slipped under the
table and slowly crept out. when he was free he broke in a run back to Seto's house. Meanwhile on stage
Seto was sitting in barney's lap barney was liken it a lot lil barney (if you get the drift) was almost
at attention Seto and barney had the mic.
"I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME." they sang
"LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY" sand Bakura out loud
"Kura where is Ryou?" asked Malik
Bakura looked around no Ryou
"DAMN IT SETO HE GOT AWAY" yelled Bakura-
"I heard him say he had to go check on food" said Duke
"AND WHY IN THE HELL YOU DIDNT SPEAK UP WHEN YOU HEARD THIS INFORMATION
PUKE" Screamed Marik
"I thought you guys heard"
"WELL IF WE DON'T FIND HIM WE ARE TAKING OUT OUR AGGRESIONS ON YOU"
screamed Bakura
Seto and barney still singing
"WITH A GREAT BIG KISS AND A HUG FROM ME TO YOU WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME
TOO"
"I LOVE YOU IN A THONG" SCREAMED Yami
"Shhh sirs please be quit it is a g establishment"
"o it is HEY BARNEY BLOW ME" Screamed Marik
Barney did the unthinkable he gave Marik the middle finger
"I KNOW YOU AIN'T GIVEN MY MAN THE FINGER YOU OVERSIZED PUPRLE DILDO"
Barney flipped him the bird to.
"GET HIM" Screamed Malik
"Yeah I'm in the mood for some dino steaks" said Joey
"That was not nice" said Yugi
"Especially with my aibou here ass jack" said Yami Everyone turned and looked at Yami
"Yami hun it's JACK ASS, not ass jack" said Marik
"O well you know what I meant mmm ANUBIS TAKE YOU HAHAHAHA" said Yami
"No guys stop this is THE barney you can't beat him up" said Seto protecting Barney
"Yami you take Seto we will get purple head" said Yugi
"Ok" said Yami he picked up Seto and walked towards the door
"SETO CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER" hollered Barney
"YES 456-8..." started Seto but Yami had covered his mouth
after the gang beat Barney and Marik had stolen his head the went back to Seto's
"Where is Ryou" asked Seto
"He escaped again" said Joey plopping down on the couch.
"let's go for a swim" said Malik
"Yeah I need to cool down" said Bakura.
when they got to the pool the found Ryou lounging in the pool on a full body float thing with
lemonade in hand with a little umbrella. What will the guys do?
"He he I'm sooo slick," Ryou muttered sipping his lemonade.
"Ohh you are soo dead I had to endure that fag Barney and his boyfriend Seto singing because of
you." Marik sneered.
"Yeah I felt an urge to rip out my ears," Bakura added.
"Hey don't talk about Barney like that!" Seto glared at the two lovers.
"He wasn't even real," Malik tossed the big purple head at Seto's feet.
"NNOOOOOOOOOO!" Seto screamed, getting on his knees and hugging the head. "I CANT
BELIEVE YOU COLD HEARTED MURDERERS! YOU KILLED HIM?!"
"No you dumbass it was a dude in a costume."
"Yeah right-" Seto said as some guy ran in the yard wearing a barney outfit sans the head.
While this was happening Ryou escaped again.
"DAMMIT YOU GUYS RYOU KEEPS GETTING AWAY!" Bakura screamed.
"Just smack Puke up," Yami suggested.
"No HEY HEY!" Puke argued.
"Who are you?" Seto asked in a child like voice.
"My name is Bandit Keith. And you are my admirer, Seto Kaiba." Keith said.
"No I like BARNEY."
"So you have a Barney outfit fetish, eh? He he," Keith giggled.
"No he is my idol." Seto said, about to cry.
"Aww poor Seto this must be like the day you found out Santa was actually your parents," Marik
puffed out his lip.
"Or that that mystery meat in the cafeteria is not really meat." Yugi piped up.
"Its okay honey," Keith said getting close to Seto. "I can wear the suit while we're fucking if you
like."
"I Don't wanna screw you! I just wanted to meet my idol!" Seto wailed running in the house crying.
"Damn it." Keith kicked the ground. "He was a hottie too."
Seto ran and buried his face in his pillow tears running down his face. "Wah! I can't-" hiccup-
"Believe"-hiccup-"I WAS DUPED!" Seto screamed.
The gang ran in the house.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!" Seto screamed.
"Damn Seto I actually feel kinda bad," Marik looked sincere.
"Yeah I'm so sorry Seto," Yugi patted him on the back.
"I can't believe all these years- A FAKE!" Seto punched the pillow in.
"I can send the creators of Barney to the shadow realm if you like," Bakura suggested.
"No no that wont change the fact that the one -um, person, I always believed in is a FAKE!"
Seto sat up and wiped his eyes. "Okay there's no use dwelling I'll have to go on with my life."
"Good now lets go find Ryou." Bakura shoved everyone out the door.
MEANWHILE
Ryou made his way out back into the streets when he ran into a familiar old friend TUNA.
"Ryou tried to walk by him quickly but Tuna caught on the sleeve if his shirt. "Hey you're one of
Kaiba's friends, aren't you?"
"Um...no?" Ryou answered.
"Yes I believe you are let's take a trip." Mako dragged Ryou to a restaurant/club. Mako roughly
shoved Ryou in the door saying "He's with me."
"Oh shit were did you take me to Tuna?" Ryou asked.
"My Name is NOT TUNA its Mako and you are at my hang out. Ryou looked around and it was a
seafood restaurant.
Mako sat in a booth and Ryou sat across from him.
"The crab meat here is excellent." Then Mako blabbed for about ten minutes about the food.
"Okay Mako why did you bring me here?" Ryou asked.
"Well, I um.....well, I like the Kaiba brothers I don't really hate them that's just my excuse."
"But Seto beat the crap out of you." Ryou was confused.
"Yeah but I...I have developed somewhat of a crush on Mokuba and Seto."
"Mako you're sick. Go back to screwing your fish." Ryou sneered.
"No. I want the brothers. And you will help me get them."
While Tuna and Ryou were chatting the gang walked in unnoticed
"YOU WANT MY HELP!!! WHY ME WHAT MAKES YOU THINKS ILL HELP YOU GET YOUR
SLIMELY GILLS ON MY FRIENDS!!!!LET ALONE I CAN'T EVEN GET THE DAMN GUY IM
HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH" screamed Ryou
"BECAUSE RYOU SETO AND MOKUBA LIKE YOU!!! AND WHO IS THIS LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE?" ASKED Tuna
"THEY LIKE ME BECAUSE IM THEIR FRIEND!!! AND THE GUY I LIKE IS BA- WAIT WHY IN
THE HELL AM I TELLING YOU THIS!!!" screamed Ryou
"HEHEHE YOUR GAY HAHHAHAAHA" laughed Mako
"DAMNIT TUNA BREATH, IM KICKING YOUR ASS" screamed Ryou he grabbed a shrimp
cocktail and jammed Mako's face in to it and proceeded to pour tartar sauce over him he was
about to run when his Yami caught him.
"finally got a hold of you and who is this love of your life" said Bakura in his ear
Ryou stomped on Bakura's foot and ran for it.
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While everyone was trying to get back up Ryou had ran out of the house for good.
"Damn it where did he go?" Bakura asked.
"He left."
"So where would Ryou go?" Everyone looked at Malik.
"Umm I dunno..." He looked away.
"Don't protect him! We need our revenge!" Marik raised his eyebrows evilly.
Ryou was walking down the street looking for a place to go; he spotted a Chuckie Cheese. He
knew Bakura would never be caught dead there so decided to go there.
Ryou walked in and sat at a table.
"Hey there little boy what can I get you?" Asked a dude in a suit.
"Um....can I have a small cheese pizza and a breadsticks?"
"Sure young man. Oh why don't you go play some games? You can have fifty free tokens...we
have some new games and a huge ball pen you can play in!"
"...Thanks." Ryou rolled his eyes and took the tokens. He got up and made his way to a
basketball playing game. Ryou put some tokens in and threw the balls, missing every time. A big
bird was walking around.
"Aww poor little boy!" The bird said to Ryou.
"Oh its ok I'm white."
"What?" The bird asked in shock.
"I know I know I can't throw....I'm white! I'm just bored."
"Now look little boy, we don't tolerate racial slurs around here that's not nice." the bird shook its
finger at Ryou.
"Ok I'm sorry," Ryou didn't want to get kicked out.
"It's okay little boy." Ryou was gonna punch someone in he face if they called him 'little boy' one
more time.
"Oh yeah Chuckie has a special guest for us today! You might enjoy him; he'll be here in thirty
minutes."
"Okay," Ryou mumbled willing himself not to punch the birdie. He saw the ball pit and was about
to go in...
"AH HA THERE HE IS!" Malik screamed.
"Crap they found me!" Ryou looked around frantically
"Hey little man please use don't use your outdoor voice." The bird waddled to Malik quickly.
Bakura was standing right outside the door.
"Drag his ass out to me," he shouted.
"HEY! Watch your language young man!"
"Don't worry I'm not coming inside your goofy ass restaurant," Bakura sneered.
Ryou stuck out his tongue at them and ran in the ball pit.
"SHIT! THERE HE GOES!" Malik pointed to Ryou.
The bird was about to have a heart attack. "NO CURSING!!!"
"Geez do I have to do everything myself?" Bakura stepped cautiously into the place.
"Now you will be infected forever," Seto joked.
"OOHHH IS THAT THE BALL PIT??" Duke excitedly ran to it.
"Ryou's in there get him," Marik shouted.
Ryou had hid under the piles of balls waiting for his prey.
Yugi and Yami were curiously checking out the games. "Hey guys! No time! We need to get
Ryou," Marik pulled them away.
Duke got in the pit and Ryou pelted him with balls.
"Ahhh!" Duke shouted. He fell back out on the floor.
"Damn it Puke what are you good for?" Bakura stepped over him. Ryou pelted him with balls but
Bakura withstood them still coming.
"I'm coming for you;" he whispered Marik and Seto Joey following him.
"Shit," Ryou ran in one of those pipes in the ball pit and made his way up to the top of one of
those diagonal slides so you could slide in the pit.
"ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS!" An announcer screamed. "Please come to your seats!" Some
workers came and ushered everyone out of the ball pit and game area.
Ryou ran ahead to his seat and the group sat around him.
"Finally caught up with you!" Bakura whispered in his ear maliciously. "Wait until we leave. We
have plans for you."
"I'm happy to introduce our host Chuckie!" A big rat came out.
"Hey little children." He waved. Bakura stuck up his middle finger in return.
"Bakura!" Yugi whispered angrily.
"Oh I'm sorry Yugi is he your hero or something?" Bakura sneered.
"We have a special guest to help us with tonight's show...BARNEY!" The big purple bastard
waddled out goofily.
"WHAT?!" Malik gasped. He grabbed his head in pain. "OH the pain the horror." He shivered.
"OHHH BARNEY'S HERE!" Seto giddily clapped. "Wow Ryou you chose a perfect night to come
here!"
"Hey there boys and girls," Barney waved a huge purple paw. "We need a volunteer to help us
with the show."
Seto eagerly stood up and raised his hand waving it around frantically. "OOHH ME CHOSE ME!
ME ME ME!" He jumped up and down giddily.
Barney looked around and saw the, um, not so little boy jumping around with his hand in the air.
"You seem eager...little...person dude..."Barney said to Seto.
"He TALKED TO ME! Wow I can't believe my idol talked to me!" Seto had stars in his eyes.
"So you want to come on stage with me...?"
"My name is Seto, and YES YES YES!" Seto jumped up on stage.
"Okay everyone; say hi to my helper Seto!"
"Hi Seto!" Everyone sang. Seto looked like he was gonna pee his pants from happiness.
"Wow what a dork!" Marik giggled.
"Mr. Barney sir can I have your autograph?" Seto asked hungrily.
"Wheres my pizza?" Ryou asked thoughtfully.
"I should go and check on my food" said Ryou. With out any one noticing Ryou slipped under the
table and slowly crept out. when he was free he broke in a run back to Seto's house. Meanwhile on stage
Seto was sitting in barney's lap barney was liken it a lot lil barney (if you get the drift) was almost
at attention Seto and barney had the mic.
"I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME." they sang
"LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY" sand Bakura out loud
"Kura where is Ryou?" asked Malik
Bakura looked around no Ryou
"DAMN IT SETO HE GOT AWAY" yelled Bakura-
"I heard him say he had to go check on food" said Duke
"AND WHY IN THE HELL YOU DIDNT SPEAK UP WHEN YOU HEARD THIS INFORMATION
PUKE" Screamed Marik
"I thought you guys heard"
"WELL IF WE DON'T FIND HIM WE ARE TAKING OUT OUR AGGRESIONS ON YOU"
screamed Bakura
Seto and barney still singing
"WITH A GREAT BIG KISS AND A HUG FROM ME TO YOU WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME
TOO"
"I LOVE YOU IN A THONG" SCREAMED Yami
"Shhh sirs please be quit it is a g establishment"
"o it is HEY BARNEY BLOW ME" Screamed Marik
Barney did the unthinkable he gave Marik the middle finger
"I KNOW YOU AIN'T GIVEN MY MAN THE FINGER YOU OVERSIZED PUPRLE DILDO"
Barney flipped him the bird to.
"GET HIM" Screamed Malik
"Yeah I'm in the mood for some dino steaks" said Joey
"That was not nice" said Yugi
"Especially with my aibou here ass jack" said Yami Everyone turned and looked at Yami
"Yami hun it's JACK ASS, not ass jack" said Marik
"O well you know what I meant mmm ANUBIS TAKE YOU HAHAHAHA" said Yami
"No guys stop this is THE barney you can't beat him up" said Seto protecting Barney
"Yami you take Seto we will get purple head" said Yugi
"Ok" said Yami he picked up Seto and walked towards the door
"SETO CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER" hollered Barney
"YES 456-8..." started Seto but Yami had covered his mouth
after the gang beat Barney and Marik had stolen his head the went back to Seto's
"Where is Ryou" asked Seto
"He escaped again" said Joey plopping down on the couch.
"let's go for a swim" said Malik
"Yeah I need to cool down" said Bakura.
when they got to the pool the found Ryou lounging in the pool on a full body float thing with
lemonade in hand with a little umbrella. What will the guys do?
"He he I'm sooo slick," Ryou muttered sipping his lemonade.
"Ohh you are soo dead I had to endure that fag Barney and his boyfriend Seto singing because of
you." Marik sneered.
"Yeah I felt an urge to rip out my ears," Bakura added.
"Hey don't talk about Barney like that!" Seto glared at the two lovers.
"He wasn't even real," Malik tossed the big purple head at Seto's feet.
"NNOOOOOOOOOO!" Seto screamed, getting on his knees and hugging the head. "I CANT
BELIEVE YOU COLD HEARTED MURDERERS! YOU KILLED HIM?!"
"No you dumbass it was a dude in a costume."
"Yeah right-" Seto said as some guy ran in the yard wearing a barney outfit sans the head.
While this was happening Ryou escaped again.
"DAMMIT YOU GUYS RYOU KEEPS GETTING AWAY!" Bakura screamed.
"Just smack Puke up," Yami suggested.
"No HEY HEY!" Puke argued.
"Who are you?" Seto asked in a child like voice.
"My name is Bandit Keith. And you are my admirer, Seto Kaiba." Keith said.
"No I like BARNEY."
"So you have a Barney outfit fetish, eh? He he," Keith giggled.
"No he is my idol." Seto said, about to cry.
"Aww poor Seto this must be like the day you found out Santa was actually your parents," Marik
puffed out his lip.
"Or that that mystery meat in the cafeteria is not really meat." Yugi piped up.
"Its okay honey," Keith said getting close to Seto. "I can wear the suit while we're fucking if you
like."
"I Don't wanna screw you! I just wanted to meet my idol!" Seto wailed running in the house crying.
"Damn it." Keith kicked the ground. "He was a hottie too."
Seto ran and buried his face in his pillow tears running down his face. "Wah! I can't-" hiccup-
"Believe"-hiccup-"I WAS DUPED!" Seto screamed.
The gang ran in the house.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!" Seto screamed.
"Damn Seto I actually feel kinda bad," Marik looked sincere.
"Yeah I'm so sorry Seto," Yugi patted him on the back.
"I can't believe all these years- A FAKE!" Seto punched the pillow in.
"I can send the creators of Barney to the shadow realm if you like," Bakura suggested.
"No no that wont change the fact that the one -um, person, I always believed in is a FAKE!"
Seto sat up and wiped his eyes. "Okay there's no use dwelling I'll have to go on with my life."
"Good now lets go find Ryou." Bakura shoved everyone out the door.
MEANWHILE
Ryou made his way out back into the streets when he ran into a familiar old friend TUNA.
"Ryou tried to walk by him quickly but Tuna caught on the sleeve if his shirt. "Hey you're one of
Kaiba's friends, aren't you?"
"Um...no?" Ryou answered.
"Yes I believe you are let's take a trip." Mako dragged Ryou to a restaurant/club. Mako roughly
shoved Ryou in the door saying "He's with me."
"Oh shit were did you take me to Tuna?" Ryou asked.
"My Name is NOT TUNA its Mako and you are at my hang out. Ryou looked around and it was a
seafood restaurant.
Mako sat in a booth and Ryou sat across from him.
"The crab meat here is excellent." Then Mako blabbed for about ten minutes about the food.
"Okay Mako why did you bring me here?" Ryou asked.
"Well, I um.....well, I like the Kaiba brothers I don't really hate them that's just my excuse."
"But Seto beat the crap out of you." Ryou was confused.
"Yeah but I...I have developed somewhat of a crush on Mokuba and Seto."
"Mako you're sick. Go back to screwing your fish." Ryou sneered.
"No. I want the brothers. And you will help me get them."
While Tuna and Ryou were chatting the gang walked in unnoticed
"YOU WANT MY HELP!!! WHY ME WHAT MAKES YOU THINKS ILL HELP YOU GET YOUR
SLIMELY GILLS ON MY FRIENDS!!!!LET ALONE I CAN'T EVEN GET THE DAMN GUY IM
HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH" screamed Ryou
"BECAUSE RYOU SETO AND MOKUBA LIKE YOU!!! AND WHO IS THIS LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE?" ASKED Tuna
"THEY LIKE ME BECAUSE IM THEIR FRIEND!!! AND THE GUY I LIKE IS BA- WAIT WHY IN
THE HELL AM I TELLING YOU THIS!!!" screamed Ryou
"HEHEHE YOUR GAY HAHHAHAAHA" laughed Mako
"DAMNIT TUNA BREATH, IM KICKING YOUR ASS" screamed Ryou he grabbed a shrimp
cocktail and jammed Mako's face in to it and proceeded to pour tartar sauce over him he was
about to run when his Yami caught him.
"finally got a hold of you and who is this love of your life" said Bakura in his ear
Ryou stomped on Bakura's foot and ran for it.
What will happen? Stay tuned and find out...and as always REVIEW!!!!!