Final Fantasy 7,8,10 The Biggest "GuN" ever

Chapter 1

Long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..

All the Final Fantasy Characters Are Gathered At Fullerton Hotel, In the Suite Room of course. They decide to relax from their butt-kicking all year round. The Males of course… sleep… and have weird thoughts…. And the Females… like every sane non-homosexual female, are out shopping.

"Sigh, so SIAN!" Cloud mutters to himself. Looking across the vast expense of ornately decorated rooms, he suddenly hears a call…. A call that resonates throughout his whole body. "WAAA I WANT THE TOILET! WHERE IS IT! WHERE ARH! THIS STUPID SUITE SO BIG AND SO NICE BUT CANNOT FIND TOILET!" (What did u expect guys, it was nature's call) Cloud matters a string of obscene words in his own dialect.

Meanwhile….

"BANG!" Bits of plaster came raining down on from the ceiling onto the surprised cowboy's head. "WTF IS GOING ON! WHERE ARE THE SHINRA? THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING SON-OF-A…" Everyone stops abruptly when they see themselves staring down the barrel of the gun of Irvine's Double-barreled Shotgun. " Shut up u S.O.B. or eat my DEATH PENALTY!"

Irvine seems to have grown taller and in stature while the rest of the FF cast seems to have shrunk…

"Yo… relax… dude we mean you no harm….We…we were just concerned." Zell piped up while raising his hands. Irvine fixed his raptor like gaze on Zell and Zell flinched visibly. (Yaa this IRVINE is PURE EVIL)

Everyone relaxed when Irvine holstered the weapon and they clustered and sat in Irvine's room.

"Hey Irvine, can I see your gun please?" Tidus asked in a sing-song voice while simultaneously batting his eyelashes. Irvine blanched when he saw Tidus like this and he handed the gun over to Tidus and sat as far away from Tidus in the room as humanely possible.

Tidus examined his prize and everybody who was attracted by the commotion and went over to see what was going on. "Cool Gun Irvy!" Irvine smiled weakly at Tidus and tried to make himself as inconspicuous as possible.

"Whoa its around 15 inches!" Everybody oohed and aahed and Cloud, who was upset that Irvine was taking all the praise about his gun, produced a very ornately designed gun from his jacket and bragged about it in front of everyone.

Meanwhile… The Girls have Arrived Back at the Hotel Room….

Yuna: Hey lets spy on the guys and see what they are doing!

The Rest of the females: Okay…

The girls tiptoe closer to the door of Irvine's room and see the guys facing away from them in a corner. "? What are they doing?"

Cloud: Ha, Irvine's GUN is no big deal! Look at mine! With a flourish of his robes, he held his gun up into the sunlight and golden rays reflected away from it…. "Look at my gun's capabilities guys! It can hold 7 shots and it has high firing velocities. It also has a double barreled head like Irvine's…

The Guys: BUT ITS shorter then Irvine's! Its only like… 78 inches?

At this Cloud's face reddens and he sits down muttering something under his breath.

Tifa(getting upset): It not fair of them to criticize him like that…. And anyway they got the measurements wrong. Its definitely not 7 inches!

The Girls: Stares at Tifa and asks "HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

Tifa: Err I have my sources….

The Girls glance at each other and exchange off color jokes and look knowingly at Tifa…

"And Neither was it double barreled!" Tifa blurts out.

Get ready for the next chapter… as the plot thickens… visibly….