Author's Note: I posting this almost directly after the 2nd Chapter as a penance for my sins…. Just Joking! Hope you guys enjoy this!

Chapter 3 – EviL

Zell was told he was brave by his Ma for spanking Ultimecia's ass and making her wear a dunce cap. But now he felt very scared. What the hell could be that BAD behind him it was causing his bravest friends who owned the world's baddest baddies and caused them to run bawling in fear to their mamas. He counted to 3, squeezed his eyes shut and turned around. He opened one eye in fear, and then two in disbelief.

It was… nothing. He turned back to his friends, who were pointing at the ground. He looked down and saw a BIG spider. Not that Big BIG, but rather … say 3 inches? Zell almost wanted to laugh. A spider? That was causing his friends to stare like they have seen some ungodly object? He started to laugh… but… "Wait… that is a spider…" His mind clicked. It WAS a spider. Zell has been afraid of nothing for almost his whole life. But his greatest fear, was… 8 legged monstrous and evil creatures. Looking at the spider perched at the tip of his boot, he stared at the spider. Beady eyes stared back at him. At this point, Zell totally freaked out and started yelling and thrashing, shutting his eyes not to see where the spider landed when he started flailing around crazily.

The commotion caused the girls to blanch and go very very pale in the face. There were blood curling screams and howls. They could almost imagine the situation in there. The girls had a very visual image of Vincent turning into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre thing like monster and using his chainsaw to spill living entrails upon the floor. They shuddered and stood rooted at the spot when they heard a voice between a startled choke and a sob. "Its going out the damn door!" and they heard a big sigh.

"Uh oh," thought the girls. This was it. De Finale. Bon Voyage. The Farplane. Lifestream. They were also suddenly reminded of the many airport signs shown when a particular passenger was leaving. Too startled to even move, they visualized Vincent or something that was Vincent in chaos form or some zombie form dismembering them and eating their insides. However, none of that came to pass. They also saw a 8 legged thing scuttling as fast as it could across the floor. Goodness knows what was the spider must be feeling right now!

The Girls looked at one another and chortled and almost choked when trying to suppress their laughter. So all the cause for commotion was just… a spider. LoL!

Meanwhile the guys were trying to calm themselves down, and a few concerned people who bending over the shivering Zell in concern. "It LOOKED at ME! IT BLOODY LOOKED AT ME!" Zell said in a weak voice barely recognizable as himself's. Remembering the small beady eyes that looked ever so "menacingly" at himself and the way the spider was positioned to eat his leg… "I WAN MY MUMMY!" Zell burst into tears while the others looked at him helplessly.

Vincent and Squall and Irvine were trying to hold on to what shreds of dignity they could and pretend to be indifferent. "Vincent!" Tidus hissed at him. "Lend him the damn gun for goodness sake!" Groaning and looking at the pitiful sight of Zell whimpering and actually shivering, Vincent pulled his gun out of his holster and handed it wordlessly hilt first to Tidus, who then proceeded to wave the gun in front of Zell face like a mother would wave a pacifier to a one-year-old infant. Nevertheless, Zell took the bait. "Wow!" Zell sniffed as he wiped his tears and examined the gun. Turning the gun over and over, he pretended to be in deep thought, frowning at the gun. Suddenly he burst into his bubbly self. "Vincent Oh my god your gun is so uber godly! Where did you get it! I'm gonna ask my mama to buy it for me as a Christmas present! Its totally well balanced and has fast firing capabilities! Oh and its quite long and slender too." Zell juggled it. "It is quite light too." Everyone in the room groaned. Perhaps Zell was more… likeable in his pitiful state. Irvine made a violent gesture about throttling(or was it?) someone towards Squall and nodding grimly, he put on his black leather gloves and advanced on the unwitting Zell who was displaying serious mental problems by talking to himself….

The girls, long ago recovered from their shock, were now… even more shocked to hear what was Zell saying. Even though they could hear the conversation perfectly, each heavily perverted and polluted mind distorted the words and made it reality. "OMGOD! Zell is Fingering Vincent's Thing! And it even said that it was quite long! OMGOMG!" Aeris said through the fingers covering her mouth. Looking at her girlfriends, she realized they were swapping Vincent's telephone numbers now. "If you can't beat em, join em!" she thought to herself and she joined the group.

Meanwhile… The room finally had peace… Zell's limp form was lying arms akimbo on the bed…. (Its NOT what u perverts think!)

Another Chapter Done!

I hope you guys would enjoy it!

Read and Review Guys! I Would Appreciate it! Feel free to contact me on my msn Today… I will include a certain thing I would add,… let say spoilers. Any authors could use it for their stories! Its kinda a misleading thing!

Spoiler: He peered into the box and withdrew a small packet. "Ooooh these are the best! Tidus, could you come here please? I have to teach Seifer here how to do the Suck."

Just outside the room, Rinoa blanched. "Suck?"

"Okay, you watching me carefully?" Squall asked.

"Uh uh," Seifer replied.

"I'm going to dip it in, then place my mouth around it. Not the whole lot just near the end."

"Right."

"Then I suck until the cream comes out into my mouth."

Seifer groaned. "Oh that sure is good."

(Its NOT what u THINK! I will further explain it to you in my story!)

PS: Dun be too much of a Pervert!