Author's Note: Sorry guys I got a bit discouraged from seeing so little reviews :P but after some thinking, I realized some authors actually posted a 50000 word story even with 20 reviews… I'm Sorry Guys My story will be Updated constantly now :D And btw, I am most definitely not a sexist….

On with the FiC!

Chapter 5 : Purgatory

"This is gonna be just perfect!" Yuna cackled and rubbed her hands with glee. The girls were very excited about the prospect of paying Tidus back his own coin. Revenge is sweeeet …. Staring at the device carefully hidden in her back, she made her way slowly to the guys' room.

Meanwhile….

"I have got a bad feeling about this. My eyebrow's twitching non-stop! Help me guys!" Tidus almost yelled out, pointing to his eyebrow in fright. Of course, nobody paid him much attention except for Seifer who gave him the finger and asked him to "f off!" "Guys you got to believe me! Last time I had the same thing happen and only minutes after that I was mobbed by a whole mob of horny ladies who were dying to put their hands on me, everywhere! Please!" Tidus's eyes brimmed with tears. "Yep, definitely gay, no doubt." Squall smirked and went back to polishing his gun blade…

"Hey guys!" All stared at the lithe figure standing at the doorway. "Umm… can I borrow Tidus for a second?" Observing closely… she found out Tidus was sitting beside the crying Zell. Clenching her fists, she dragged Tidus out of the room by brute force much to the bemusement of the Final Fantasy cast. "AHH I KNEW IT SHE'S GONNA RAPE ME! NONONONONNOO," His screams were muffled as Yuna clamped one hand over his mouth and hurled him bodily into a room and locked the door behind her in one swift motion. (Rest of Final Fantasy Cast were sweatdropping…)

"WAAAh! Mass rape! Gang rape! Tidus squealed in fright as he was thrown into a room with… many girls. Seeing that Yuna had locked the door behind her, he nearly choked on his own spit in fright. Sobbing, he tried to back into a corner but not before noticing Yuna had retrieved something sinister looking and loooong from her pocket…

"AHHH THAT'S NOT LEGAL! ILLEGAL IN FACT! OMG OMG OMG DON'T DO IT PLEASE! AHHHH! OMG NOT THE PANTS NOT THE PANTS ! AHHH! (a loud buzzing sound is heard from the room) EE." The voice abruptly cuts off.

Every single final fantasy guy stares at the locked door and sweatdrops… "Holy shit, the hell is happening there!" Zell even stops his sobbing and stares wide eyed at the door… "Wow!" Zell muses to himself…

Meanwhile in the room…

Tidus lay on the bed, on top of the sheets, cowering, totally in a complete wreck. Dried tears stained his face and his hair was in matted heaps. "Now now, its not over yet…" Yuna and the other girls leered at him. Yuna walks up to Tidus and he shrinks away in fear. Yuna stroked his facial features" Its not over yet…" Tidus's eyes widened as Yuna stroked his facial features almost sexually. Yuna's grin widened as she fingered the contraption behind her back. "What have you behind your back?" Tidus asked. Yuna grinned maliciously and almost wantonly as she held the object in the light…

"HOLY SHIT! OMG THAT IS SO NOT HAPPENING TO ME! STOP IT! I FORBID IT WOMAN! PUT NOT THE THING IN MY… AHHHH!"

The guys stared at each other and blanched, trying very, very, very hard not to imagine what the hell was going in there, although they did not really need a hyperactive imagination to imagine what was going on…..

Author's Note: Haha guys hoped you enjoyed it… did not really have a lot of time to write the chapter… as you know school work and stuff well continue reading and reviewing ! BTW help me think of the next chapter title and plot?

Godtaker