Chapter two
When Lenni woke back up, she found herself staring at the ceiling of a cave. Man, was that helpful. I mean, you could do so much with a ceiling. Her head ached, and her vision blurred at the edges. She could faintly make out voices, but it was near impossible to tell what they were saying. Lenni didn't even try to understand them.
Lenni- ugh…my head…what happened?
She tried to sit up, but as she did, the world twisted in crazy directions and she had to close her eyes to it. When she finally was able to open her eyes again, she found herself in shadow. Lenni looked up slightly and found herself looking at two pairs of feet.
Liz had, by this time begun to wake up, and pushed herself, groggily into a sitting position.
Liz- ugh…man, do I have one hell of a headache…what happened?
Lenni- feet.
Liz- …
Lenni- and why are there demons standing over us with evil, yet pleased looks on their faces?
Liz- good question. And by the way, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE??!
Youko- you are here.
Lenni- Where's 'here'?
Liz- Please! Not more of that conversation! It's revenge enough!
Lenni- oops…sorry, Hanyou-sama.
Hiei- shut up you baka onna.
Youko- …sigh…
Lenni- me?
Hiei- both of you…
Liz- Damn it ,Hiei…did you really have to hit me so hard?!?
Lenni- Yea! You to, Youko! That is no way to treat a lady!
Youko- you two aren't ladies, you're…um…I dunno, what are you?
Liz- HEY!
Lenni- half demons!
Liz- AND WHERE ARE MY NINJA MONKEYS?!?
Lenni- AND MY GERIBILS TOO! WHERE ARE THEY??
Youko- they are somewhere else.
Hiei- an alternate dimension maybe…but you shouldn't worry about them.
Lenni- why!!?
Hiei- you should worry about yourselves…
As he spoke, a bunch of other demons materialized from the shadows. They included Touya, Jin, Chuu, Rinku, and Shishi.
Lenni- eep! All the demons we've blackmailed at one time or another!!
Liz- …!
Lenni- AHHHH! I'M GONNA DIE AT THE HANDS OF DEMONS! HELP!
Liz- Lenni!!!
Lenni- What? He said to worry about myself, plus, if all those demons try and get revenge on us all at the same time, WE WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
Liz- … (sweatdrop)
Lenni- you should worry about yourself too.
Liz- I don't care if I die…
Hiei- Baka onna, you'd care if it was slowly and painfully…
Liz- Now I care…!
Lenni- And why are Jin and Touya on your side?
Liz- YEA! WE'RE PRETTY NICE TO THEM MOST OF THE TIME!
Youko- 'Persuasion' goes a long way…
Hiei- And you stop yelling.
Lenni- I will NEVER stop yelling! AIEEEE! AIEEEE! AIEEEE! AIEEEE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Cough, cough, cough, cough…okay, no more of that…
Hiei- SHUT THE F--- UP!!!
Lenni- (O.O !)
Touya- Hiei, control yourself.
Hiei- (whirls on him) It's hard enough to keep myself from not killing them as it is! I don't need your little add-in's!
Youko- (whispers) Hiei, you remember we're not trying to kill them…
Hiei- I know that.
Youko- (still whispering) just the intimidation factor please…
Hiei- hn, whatever…
Lenni- Can we leave yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet?
Liz- Yea, I'm BORED!
Youko- (forced calmness) no…you cannot!
Lenni- …yawn…
Liz- whatever you say…(lays down and goes to sleep)
Youko- …?
Lenni- …yawn…you've bored us to sleep… (also drifts to sleep)
The demons all exchanged confused and uneasy glances, eyeing the two sleeping girls. Apparently, they weren't being very effective…
Hiei- WAKE UP, DAMMIT!
Liz- snore…
Lenni- …mumble…
Hiei- (twitch twitch)
All other demons- …
Liz curled up, trying to keep warm in the damp cave, and Lenni turned over in her sleep.
Lenni- …inu-yasha…sit…zzzzzzz
Shishi- …ugh…
Liz- …snore…
Youko- Apparently we aren't very convincing…
All was silent until Lenni sat bolt upright and began to scream,
Lenni- WHAT ABOUT KURAMA-SAMA????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Liz- …hm…?
Lenni- WAKE UP, HANYOU-SAMA!!
Liz- what…?
Lenni- (points at Hiei and Youko) IS HE ON YOUR SIDE TOO???
This though, being too much for Lenni to calmly cope with, made something in her odd little mind snap, and she got up and began to run in circles.
All demons- (sweatdrop)
Lenni- Noooooooooooooo!!!!! (screams bloody murder)
All demons- (bigger sweatdrop)
Hiei- SHUT THE F--- UP ALREADY AND STOP!!!!
Lenni- (promptly stops)
Hiei- ugh, finally.
Youko- (anime vein/anger symbol thingy)
The other demons- …
Lenni- HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING AS CONVINCING KURAMA-SAMA??
Rinku- who says we did?
Liz- huh?
Lenni- I'm confuzled…
Youko- for a great change, he's stuck in my mind.
Jin- Ya be givin everything away, Youko.
Youko- …oh, oops…
Liz- YOU EVIL LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!
Lenni- So, he didn't join your side…which means he on OUR side!
Liz- yay!
Chuu- we never said that…
Lenni- oh…damn.
Youko- anyways, shall we begin our revenge now…?
Shishi- I don't see why not.
Lenni and Liz- (O.o)
Lenni- NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M TO YOUNG FOR YOU TO…I'm gonna stop there…
Demons- (o.o)
Liz- (whispering) Act like you're scared, I've got an idea.
Lenni- (nod nod) AHHHHH! DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE! I'M SO SCARED! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE! MOMMY! AHHHHHHHHH! EAAAAAAA!
Shishi- (twitch)
Lenni- (begins to run in circles screaming again)
Liz- (sitting on the ground with a fake fear look on her face, begins to probe Youko's mind.)
(E/n: yea, she can do that…just like I can make stuff outta mist)
Liz- Kurama…?
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