Chapter four
(Last time):
Lenni- Great! We're home free!
Liz- But what about the rest of the demons…?
(Now):
Lenni- Well, we'll just have to BREAK THROUGH THE DEFENCES, till we can get the hell outta here.
Liz- And, how exactly do you suppose we do that?
Lenni- by walking that way. (begins to walk forward)
Liz- Wait! There's a trap!
Before anyone was capable of doing anything, Lenni was hanging upside down from the ceiling by chains.
Liz- idiot…
Lenni- eeeep! Hanyou, don't make me do humiliating things! This is all YOUR doing!
Liz- awww, how come?
Lenni- cuz you're making me look stupid! SEE??? I'M HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING, DAMMIT! NO MORE LENNI HUMILIATING!!
Liz- awww, okay, sheesh…calm down, you're gonna make my eardrums bleed!
Lenni- yay!
Youko (Kr)- yay? Why yay?
Liz- cuz, it's her way of saying that she wants to get HER way and her way ONLY.
Lenni- nuh-uh! That's YOUR way.
Liz- oh, you're right, my bad.
Lenni- oish…NOT GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!! THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO MY HEAD!!
Liz- okay, okay, sheesh. Hold your horses. (takes out ninja stars and throws them to cut what she thinks is a rope)
Lenni- BAKA! IT'S A CHAIN!! AND THOSE FRIGGIN HURT, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING!!!
Liz- Well, I can't see in this dim light. Now, hold still. If you move the wrong way, I'll cut your leg off!
Lenni- EEEEEEEP!!!
Liz takes out another star and throws it at the chain again. This time harder. The star connected with the chain, snapping the link in two, resulting in Lenni becoming ground bound once again.
Lenni- Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—OOF!
Liz- heh heh heh…
Lenni- waaaaaaaaaah! NOT FUNNY HANYOU!!!
Liz- who said I was laughing? Kurama's the one who's laughing.
Lenni- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
Liz pointed to Youko (Kr) who was on the floor laughing. Lenni stared for a moment before bursting into tears. Liz began to comfort her.
Liz- there, there Lenni.
Lenni- AWAY HANYOU!! THAT CAN'T BE KURAMA WHO'S LAUGHING!! HE WOULD NEVER BE THAT EVIL!! IT HAS TO BE YOUKO!!!
Youko- heh heh heh…who else?
Lenni- AHHHGGGGG!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE YOUKO!!!!
(E/n: sheesh, never thought I'd be typing that…)
Liz- this fight, I'm staying outta…
After a minute or two, Lenni had beaten the poor spirit fox to something close to a pulp. It was lucky for him when Liz laid a hand on Lenni's shoulder, stopping her from doing more damage to Youko.
Youko- (swirly eyes)
Liz- not a bad job…
Lenni- humf…Kurama-sama, take over again.
Youko (Kr)- Thank you.
Lenni- I know YOU'D never laugh at me if I was hurt.
Youko (Kr)- when someone gets hurt, it's not funny…
Lenni- I know…LIZ! COUGH COUGH COUGH!
Liz- eh heh heh heh…yea.
Lenni- hmf.
Liz- Can we please get out of here now?
Lenni- YES! LEAD THE WAY, DAMMIT!
Liz- ugh…fine…but, if you decide to toy around with anything and get caught in another trap…I'M FRIGGIN NOT RESCUING YOU!!
Lenni- humf, Kurama-sama will.
Liz- I'll bet…
Lenni- as would I.
Liz- hn, let's go.
Lenni- yes, indeed.
Liz continued back down the passage. To say the very least it was a gigantic maze. If it hadn't been for Liz's youkai half, they'd have never gotten as far as they did…
Liz- well…here we are…
Lenni- define 'here'. Looks like a whole bunch of caves to me.
Liz- I meant the exit…
Lenni- I see three different exits…WHICH ONE???
Liz- hmmm…(smells the air) it's that way. (points to the far left)
Lenni- sure about that, hanyou? We all know that taking directions from you is hazardous…
Youko (Kr)- (Sniggers)
Liz- Hey!! At least I'm not the idiot who got caught in one of those traps!
Lenni- yea you are.
Upon speaking, a net fell from the ceiling and entangled itself around Liz.
Liz- Get me OUTTA THIS THING NOW!!! Or I'll kill you both…
Youko(Kr)- You can't kill us if you're in a net. And besides, if you COULD kill us, you'd have to get out of the net first which would mean that you can get out yourself.
Lenni- (nod nod)
Hiei- YOUKO!! What in Makai are you doing??
Youko(Kr)- Oh…Hiei, what are you doing here…? ('uh-oh' face)
Hiei- You're not the fox…have you finally gotten free…Kurama?
Youko(Kr)- ahem…no, of course not, I was just taking these two out of the cell and bringing them to you and the others so we could begin our revenge.
Hiei- hn, nice try…that won't work on me…DIE KURAMA!
Lenni- No!!! HIEI! KILL ME INSTEAD!!!
Liz- (rips open the net) if she goes, I go with her!
Lenni- Liz! You DO have a good side!
Hiei- hn…fine, less humans to deal with later…
Lenni- o.O
Liz- Dammit Hiei! You're the one who's gonna die!
Lenni stepped in front of her friend looking, for once, completely serious. She reached behind her back, pulling out a cowboy's hat. She pulled it on, positioning it so as the brim kept her face in shadow.
Lenni- heh, draw Hiei. (draws a katana from behind her back)
Youko(Kr)- how much can she keep back there?
Lenni- You're going DOWN Hiei!
Liz- Tis a good question, Kurama.
Lenni- Cuz it's BANDIT LENNI!! CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Liz and Kurama- (sweatdrop)
Lenni- And my sidekick, JR. BANDIT HANYOU!!
Liz- I AM NOT JR. DANG IT!!!!
Lenni- yes you are…anyways…Draw Hiei.
Hiei- heh…you think you can beat me?
Lenni- duh, if I didn't, then I wouldn't be challenging you.
The demon and the spell caster held their stances for a moment…no one moved. Finally Liz grew bored of standing her ground and looking scared, and slid up to Lenni.
Liz- (whispering) do you still have your tamogachi thing?
Lenni- yea…
Liz- use it already!
Lenni- You're the one who has it! I've got Touya!
Liz- YOU have it! You changed the programming, remember??? CHANGE IT BACK, FOOL!!!
Lenni- I didn't program it, YOU DID!!!
While Lenni and Liz were arguing, Hiei had snuck around them, Knocked out Kurama, and was sneaking up behind them, about to throw another net over the two girls.
Liz- huh…? MOVE!! (pushes Lenni out of the way)
Lenni- ouch!
Liz- PROGRAM IT! PROGRAM IT!! HURRY!!!
Out of the blue, a net is cast over the two girls.
Lenni- HEY!!
Liz- Damn it, Hiei…
Hiei- hn. Baka onnas.
The world is suddenly cast into darkness for the two girls, and they slowly fell unconscious…