Meanwhile, Prince Jack was left back at the Ball with CinderSam's slipper. However, she'd made such as impression on him that he decided he wanted to marry her and no one else and so he called aide Janet to him.
"Send out declarations and stuff, aide Janet! I'm going to marry whose ever foot fits this glass slipper."
"Isn't that a tad risky? I mean surely there are gonna be quite a few people with a size 5 foot, I mean that's a lot of wives..."
"Will you just shut up and start looking"
"Haven't you got any other clues"
"Well, her name starts 'Cin-"
"What?"
"She was going to tell me the rest but the narrator butted in."
That's right, blame the narrator! What can I help is if it's in the script?
"You write the script!"
Oh yeah, so I do. Thank you for bringing that to everyone's attention.
"So, narrator, I don't suppose you could be a little more helpful. After all, I'm sure a highly intelligent and beautiful narrator like yourself would know something as simple as where this girl lives."
Lucky for you I'm terribly shallow. Try the real estate under the name of 'Carter' on the edge of the kingdom. Big pointy towers and turrets and lots of flowers in the garden. You can't miss it.
"Way to go aide Janet!"
Yes Jack, thank you very much. Now shouldn't you two be running along?
"Me? Gosh, no! That's why I have an aide, to do the running for me."
Not in this fairytale mate. Oh, and take a mighty steed with you. You might need it for riding off into the sunset and such.
"Ooh, classy."
Quite. So, aide Janet and Prince Jack toddled off with a mighty steed and the crystal slipper to visit CinderSam's house the very next day. Unfortunately for them, however, the evil Anise had read the script and realised they were coming.
"Mwahahaha! Forget CinderSam - this is my chance to get one of my two lovely children married to Prince Jack!"
Oh, for crying out loud.
"Daniella! Teal'cella! Put on your best gowns and hurry downstairs quickly - one of you might be able to marry Prince Jack!"
"What? Are you kidding?"
"I must enquire as to if you are in total seriousness, evil Anise."
"Of course I am! One of you could marry Prince Jack!"
"Right, that's it. I don't know about you Teal'c, but I draw the line at marrying Jack. Dresses I could cope with, the stupid names even, but I will not enter into marital relations with Jack O'Neill!"
Calm down Dannyboy! There's no way your feet would fit in that crystal slipper anyway so don't panic.
"Really? Oh well, that's not so bad then."
I tell you what, you and Teal'c come sit front row with me. It's a great view from here.
"Thanks."
No problem.
"Wow, it is a good view!"
That it is. So evil Anise, what are you gonna do now?
"Mwhahaha! If my two not-so-lovely-anymore children don't want to marry Prince Jack then I shall have him for myself!"
Hmm, guess I should have seen that one coming, huh?
"Indeed, narrator. Even more so as you currently possess the script."
No-one likes a know-it-all Teal'c. Anyway, here's Prince Jack with aide Janet!
"Hello? Anyone home? Royal bunch of people with capital letters and all that!"
"CinderSam, get the door."
"Yes, evil Anise."
Well that's a smart idea. I know what's coming next.
"Hey, it's you, from the Ball!"
"And it's you, from the Ball!"
Should have put money on that.
"But wait, Prince Jack! Are you sure to wasn't me you met?"
I'm afraid that fluttering your eyelashes won't help evil Anise, he seems pretty smitten with CinderSam.
"What about if I put on an outfit that hides nothing and leaves nothing to the imagination with a cleavage down here..."
Ooh, déjà vu. Sorry evil Anise. You've been rejected again!
"Arrgghhhhh!"
Quite. And so with that the evil Anise ran away and never returned. CinderSam married Prince Jack and changed her name back to Samantha but only ever answered to Sam. Teal'c, Daniel and Thor are currently in therapy over their names and the fact that they had to wear dresses but are on the men. As for me, I think I'm just gonna go have a lie down...
"Send out declarations and stuff, aide Janet! I'm going to marry whose ever foot fits this glass slipper."
"Isn't that a tad risky? I mean surely there are gonna be quite a few people with a size 5 foot, I mean that's a lot of wives..."
"Will you just shut up and start looking"
"Haven't you got any other clues"
"Well, her name starts 'Cin-"
"What?"
"She was going to tell me the rest but the narrator butted in."
That's right, blame the narrator! What can I help is if it's in the script?
"You write the script!"
Oh yeah, so I do. Thank you for bringing that to everyone's attention.
"So, narrator, I don't suppose you could be a little more helpful. After all, I'm sure a highly intelligent and beautiful narrator like yourself would know something as simple as where this girl lives."
Lucky for you I'm terribly shallow. Try the real estate under the name of 'Carter' on the edge of the kingdom. Big pointy towers and turrets and lots of flowers in the garden. You can't miss it.
"Way to go aide Janet!"
Yes Jack, thank you very much. Now shouldn't you two be running along?
"Me? Gosh, no! That's why I have an aide, to do the running for me."
Not in this fairytale mate. Oh, and take a mighty steed with you. You might need it for riding off into the sunset and such.
"Ooh, classy."
Quite. So, aide Janet and Prince Jack toddled off with a mighty steed and the crystal slipper to visit CinderSam's house the very next day. Unfortunately for them, however, the evil Anise had read the script and realised they were coming.
"Mwahahaha! Forget CinderSam - this is my chance to get one of my two lovely children married to Prince Jack!"
Oh, for crying out loud.
"Daniella! Teal'cella! Put on your best gowns and hurry downstairs quickly - one of you might be able to marry Prince Jack!"
"What? Are you kidding?"
"I must enquire as to if you are in total seriousness, evil Anise."
"Of course I am! One of you could marry Prince Jack!"
"Right, that's it. I don't know about you Teal'c, but I draw the line at marrying Jack. Dresses I could cope with, the stupid names even, but I will not enter into marital relations with Jack O'Neill!"
Calm down Dannyboy! There's no way your feet would fit in that crystal slipper anyway so don't panic.
"Really? Oh well, that's not so bad then."
I tell you what, you and Teal'c come sit front row with me. It's a great view from here.
"Thanks."
No problem.
"Wow, it is a good view!"
That it is. So evil Anise, what are you gonna do now?
"Mwhahaha! If my two not-so-lovely-anymore children don't want to marry Prince Jack then I shall have him for myself!"
Hmm, guess I should have seen that one coming, huh?
"Indeed, narrator. Even more so as you currently possess the script."
No-one likes a know-it-all Teal'c. Anyway, here's Prince Jack with aide Janet!
"Hello? Anyone home? Royal bunch of people with capital letters and all that!"
"CinderSam, get the door."
"Yes, evil Anise."
Well that's a smart idea. I know what's coming next.
"Hey, it's you, from the Ball!"
"And it's you, from the Ball!"
Should have put money on that.
"But wait, Prince Jack! Are you sure to wasn't me you met?"
I'm afraid that fluttering your eyelashes won't help evil Anise, he seems pretty smitten with CinderSam.
"What about if I put on an outfit that hides nothing and leaves nothing to the imagination with a cleavage down here..."
Ooh, déjà vu. Sorry evil Anise. You've been rejected again!
"Arrgghhhhh!"
Quite. And so with that the evil Anise ran away and never returned. CinderSam married Prince Jack and changed her name back to Samantha but only ever answered to Sam. Teal'c, Daniel and Thor are currently in therapy over their names and the fact that they had to wear dresses but are on the men. As for me, I think I'm just gonna go have a lie down...