A/N: Here's my second poem, dedicated to the coolest Jedi Master of them all...Obi!
ODE TO OBI-WAN
Oh! Dear Obi-Wan,
You are as gentle as a fawn, You could never be a con,
I wish you could mow my lawn.
Kenobi, dude,
You rock.
You've used the Force to open my heart's lock.
If I could, I would have Obi-socks.
Obi.K-
Oh, your blue-green eyes!
They fill my heart with sighs,
I know you don't tell lies.
Mr. Kenobi,
Your blue lightsaber glows,
And your Jedi workout really shows,
When I think of you, I simply cannot doze.
O.W.K.
You made me shiver when you killed Darth Maul,
Why won't you answer my comlink call?
You are as mighty as a wall.
Obi my friend,
I was sorry to hear about your evil Padawan,
But you just look so spiffy in the light of dawn.
You are quite the Jedi God (Cliche, I know),
But I suppose I could get sod.
I hope I have not embarrassed you,
but after seeing your face, the world begins anew.
Obi-Wan Kenobi,
Sith Lords are indeed your spesh-ee-ality.
You have captured my heart,
with a toxic saber dart.
Oh, fair, compassionate Kenobi,
If I were you,
I would not dwell on the whole Mustafar thing,
Your defeat of the dark side, makes me want to sing.
You are my one, true Jedi Master,
You hate to fly,
But if you do not take me for a ride in your starfighter,
I may cry.
I could go on forever, Far, far away into hyperspace,
The galaxy truly appreciates your endeavors,
Should my wedding dress to you have lace?
Perhaps I am getting ahead of myself, But what can I say,
Except that you are A-ok,
And you beat the bad guy, any day?
In short, my dear,
You have captured my heart,
This poem is sappy,
But you just make me so happy!
Another A/N: To end with an Obi-Wan quote, "You don't want to sell me deathsticks." Any suggestions for who my next poetry victim should be? I was thinking Mace...or maybe Yoda? In any case, thanks for reading! Hope it brightened your day just a bit!