ODE TO YODA
Dearest Master Yoda,
My favorite little green troll are you,
The crazy lightsaber moves you do,
Say I must, that you are crazy cool.
Yoda,
Your wisdom is alluring,
Your mind reading can be disturbing,
That you are still alive, is indeed assuring.
Yoda-le-hee-who,
Your name rhymes with soda,
And coda,
In height, you are only an iota.
Yo da man,
Green, your lightsaber is,
At fighting the dark side, you are a whiz,
Have you ever considered show biz?
Mr. Y,
For almost a thousand years, Jedi you have trained,
Aren't you getting a little pained?
I hear that after a training session with you, Padawans are drained.
Your gimer stick is your companion,
Wouldn't it be sad, if it got lost in a canyon?
Sometimes you are a quite the skeptic,
When it comes to Chosen Ones,
And antiseptics.
You fight against Dooku was awe-inspiring,
You hardly seemed to be perspiring.
Don't worry about Palpatine, he's quite uninspiring.
Yo-Yo,
To Dagobah you went,
Obi-Wan, to Mustafar you sent,
In the Senate chambers, you made quite a dent.
Your fighting is resplendent,
And your wisdom is transcendent.
You fight for the good of the galaxy,
And younglings all around are grateful,
That you are around,
To destroy the hateful.
And honestly,
You shouldn't cry any tears,
Think I do, that pretty darn good you look for 900 years.
A/N: I think that Mace should be next, but I don't know, dear old Palpy seems like he could be interesting. I suppose I'll just let the Force guide me...thanks for reading, and remember, "Begun, this Clone War has."