ODE TO PALPATINE...ER - SIDIOUS? LORD SIDIOUS? EMPORER?
Dearest Chancellor,
Before we begin,
Perhaps we can grin,
And confirm that you won't hit me over the head with a bowling pin.
When you play Sidious, you always wear your hood,
Because I know that you refuse to be misunderstood.
I know that if you could run the galaxy, you would.
Oh wait...I suppose you already do.
Palpy,
You are the Supreme Chancellor,
Should I be at all alarmed that it sort of rhymes with blasphemer?
I hear that you sting like Heptachlor.
Should I be calling you Sidious?
I don't want to offend,
But I've heard that you love to condescend.
Is there a Coruscant restaurant, that you could recommend?
Darth Siddy,
Your Force-lighting is exceptionally electric,
Your wardrobe choices aren't very eclectic,
I bet that engraining evilness in your new apprentice has been pretty hectic.
You know,
The scars really don't look so bad,
One could go so far as to call them really rad.
Erm...perhaps not, but you're still a bit mad...
You really are evil,
You've got the galaxy in upheaval.
Although, I suppose that it was your goal,
To make the perfect crescent roll?
D. Sid,
There is no other bad guy,
Quite as evil as your lies,
You should wear a tie.
You're known for those Sith you train,
Maul, Dooku, Skywalker...weren't they a bit of a pain?
But I guess that you were never really sane.
For a small piece of advice,
Your favorite commands can get a little trite,
"Wipe them out, all of them?"
'Tis just a tad impolite.
Don't get the wrong idea,
But you probably shouldn't open a pizzeria,
Perhaps instead, you should set out to find a panacea.
Perhaps I should go now,
I don't want to get in your way,
Tell your new apprentice I said hi,
I'll just run quickly,
Because I really don't want to be your next prey.
A/N: "NO, NO, no YOU will die!" er... "I suggest you move the Seperatist leaders to Mustafar." Heehee, gotta love Siddy. Thanks for reading, and feedback is always most appreciated!