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A/N: Wows, so excited we got some reviews for this! You guys are awesome! (And you obviously like Hiei playing charades, muwahahaha) Sorry for the delay. I would say I've been busy... but really, I've just been fic-reading-crazy. :) Forgive me? heh And, before I forget to mention, mai cousie will not be writting this chapter. Just boring old me. :P But it's her full responsibility to write the next one, so you can look forward to that. (And there was much rejoicing. ((flags wave)) Yaaaaay.)

This chappie is dedicated to Rozefire, 'cause she thinks ff dot net is run by trolls. ;) And 'cause she rocks. heehee (Highly doubt she'll ever read this but...)

Also, I know the last chapter looked a little messy. So I've tried to make it look better this time around. Whaddya think?

Troll-lala-lala

Kurama's Casting List:

Harry Potter - Yusuke Urameshi

Ron Weasley - Kazuma Kuwabara

Hermione Granger - Botan

Malicious, Evil Troll - Hiei

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Yusuke: And WHY does Kurama get to be director for this chapter?!

S&D (SunshineandDaisys): Cause he's smarter and cuter than you! (winks at Kurama)

Kurama: o.O

Hiei: (is glaring at casting sheet) Who in the nine hells made me the troll?

Kurama: (sheepishly) Guilty.

Yusuke: Always knew you were a sadistic bastard deep down, Kurama. Welcome to the club, brother.

Kurama: Eh heh... heh...

Botan: Okay, so I have to run around screaming in horror? (sighs) I'm not sure I can do that.

Kazuma: Sure you can! Just do like you always do when we're on missions!

Botan: (twitches)

S&D: Okay, everyone, stop your bickering and get in your places! Lights, camera... (looks at Kurama)

Kurama: ...action?

S&D: (squees and glomps Kurama)

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Yusuke: (is desperately trying to remember his lines) Uhh, hey, Ron, can you smell something?

Kazuma: That was my line!

Yusuke: Oh... too bad! Just go with it!

Kazuma: (grumbles) Okay, okay... Umm, why yes, Harry . It smells like a mixture of old socks and the kind of public toilet no one seems to clean.

Yusuke: Yes, it quite does. And do you hear the shuffling footfalls of giant feet or those strange grunting noises?

Kazuma: Oh my gosh. I do! Whatever shall we---(glares at Kurama)

Kurama: ...Cut?

S&D: (sigh) What's wrong, Kazuma? (is playing with Kurama's hair)

Kazuma: This line makes me sound like a girl!

S&D: Read it aloud.

Kazuma: (grumbles) FINE. (clears throat) Oh my gosh. I do! Whatever shall we do, Harry?!

S&D: (manages to keep a straight face) I'm sorry, how's that go again?

Kazuma: Oh my gosh. I do! Whatever shall we do, Harry?!

S&D: (is dying on the inside) Beg pardon?

Kazuma: (is getting suspicious) Oh my gosh. I do! Whatever shall we do, Harry?!

S&D: (about to implode) One more time, please?

Kazuma: (frustrated) Oh my gosh. I do! Whatever shall we do, Harry?!

S&D: Would you repe--

Yusuke: (explodes with laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP! You're killing me!

S&D: (coughs loudly) Okay, well, I think I get the gist of it. It sounds fine to me. Let's just continue where we left off. Lights, camera... (looks at Kurama)

Kurama: ...action.

S&D: (leaps onto Kurama and glomps again)

Kazuma: Oh my gosh. I do! Whatever shall we do, Harry?!

Yusuke: (snickering) Ahhh. It's coming this way!

Hiei: (S&D shoves him onto set) (glares) (is wearing a sign around his neck that says "TROLL")

Kazuma: (snorts) Oh... (snorts) what a HORRIBLE sight. It's... (tries to contain laughter) twelve... twelve... (attempts to regain self) twelve feet tall... (doubles over in a silent fit of laughter)

Hiei: (twitch)

Yusuke: Oh dear, what a scary... (titters) GIANT. The smell coming from it is incredible. (grins) And it's so ugly...

Kazuma: (is still dying of laughter)

Yusuke: We should lock it in this chamber.

Kazuma: (gasping) Yes, good idea, Harry.

Hiei: (turns his back on the two)

Yusuke: (does key turning motion) Phew. That was close. He almost saw me.

Hiei: (turns back around and walks to other side of set)

Kazuma: (has finally recovered) Yay. Let's get away from here--

Botan: (from behind set) AAAAHHHHHH!

Yusuke: Oh, no.

Kazuma: Hermione! We must save her even though we desperately want to keep all our parts intact.

Yusuke: Hurry, into the girl's bathroom! (smirks)

Botan: (runs around corner of set rolling a bathtub on wheels)

Kazuma: o.o (stares at Kurama)

Kurama: Cut?

S&D: What now, Kazuma? (is braiding Kurama's hair)

Kazuma: What the hell is a bathtub doing in the girl's bathroom?!

S&D: (shrugs) It was the only bathroom fixture I could find that would roll on wheels. Carry on. Light, camera...

Kurama: (braces self) ... action...

S&D: (grins evilly and pulls curtain around the director's chair area)

Botan: (sits in side bathtub and cowers)

Yusuke: (picks rock out of bucket labeled "Objects to Throw") Hurry, Ron, help me confuse it! (throws rock at Hiei)

Hiei: (gets hit) (glares)

Kazuma: Oy, pea-brain! (picks up chunk of iron ore and hurls it at Hiei)

Hiei: (is hit again) (looks a little dizzy)

Yusuke: (picks up hammer and tosses) XD

Hiei: (stars swirl around head) Oww...

S&D: CUT!

Kurama: Hey, that's my line...

S&D: I'll make it up to you in a sec, hon. (pats Kurama's head)

Kurama: O.O

S&D: Look, Hiei, it's not 'oww', it's 'Roooooaaarrrr!!'. Kay? Kay. Lights, camera...

Kurama: (gulps) Action.

S&D: As you wish, my pet... (advances on Kurama)

Hiei: (twitches) You son-of-a---

Yusuke: (coughs) It's 'roar'. (coughs)

Hiei: (dry look) Rawr.

Kazuma: Quick, Harry, go get Hermionee while I distract the ugly beast!

Yusuke: (runs over to Botan) Come on, Hermione, run!

Botan: (steps out of bathtub and stares blankly at Hiei) I can't. I'm scared spitless.

Hiei: (rolls eyes) Rawr. (walks over to Kazuma and stares at him)

Kazuma: (cowers in fear)

Yusuke: NOOOO! RON, I'LL SAVE YOU! (takes a running leap onto Hiei's back and shoves a stick up his nose)

Hiei: o.O CUT, damnit! (yanks stick out of nose)

S&D: Argh, WHAT?!

Hiei: (waves stick around stupidly) Why did he shove a stick up my nose?! He was only supposed to act like it!

Yusuke: Sorry, man, got caught up in the moment.

S&D: Ooookkkkaaayyyy... Kurama, will you do the honors?

Kurama: Lights... (cringe) camera... (cringe) action... (cowers)

S&D: XD

Yusuke: (leaps onto Hiei's back) Hurry, Ron, do something!

Kazuma: (pulls out a stick of his own) Wing...! (forgets line)

Yusuke: (is still on Hiei's back)

Hiei: (twitches)

Kazuma: Uhh...

Botan: (coughs) Wingardium Leviosa! (coughs)

Kazuma: Um... (coughs) One more time, Botan! (coughs)

Botan: (exasperated) WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

Kazuma: -.- What she said...! (points stick at Hiei) Die!

Hiei: (shoves Yusuke onto the floor) Ahh. I die. (falls over right next to Yusuke)

Yusuke: Why, Hiei, I didn't know you felt--
Hiei: (knees Yusuke)

Yusuke: o.o (whispers) Pain...

Botan: Oh, Ron, my hero! (hugs Kazuma)

S&D: Cut!

Kurama: Oh dear God...

S&D: Botan, I want a convincing thank you. Not some ho-hum hug.

Botan: (sighs) Alright...

Kurama: Action...?

S&D: In a minute, dear, I wanna see how this goes. ;)

Botan: Oh, Ron, my hero!! (squeezes Kazuma tightly before kissing him on the cheek)

Yusuke: Eww...

Hiei: (grimaces)

S&D: CUT!!

Everyone: What?!

S&D: Make it convincing! Come on now, it's the finale! Make it memorable! (sighs)

Kurama: Action. (cringes)

Botan: Oh, Ron, my hero!!! (shoves Kazuma into the bathtub and begins making-out)

Yusuke: O.O CUT!

Hiei: (looks disgusted)

S&D: Yay! The end! XD

Botan: (leaps out of the bathtub and immediately begins washing mouth out with soap) Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty...

Kazuma: x.X

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Yusuke: Well, I'm certainly glad THAT'S over with. (sighs with relief)

Hiei: The idiot who wrote that damn scene needs to be thrown off a cliff.

J.K. Rowling: (clears throat) Are you suggesting that my book is stupid?

Hiei: Yeah. I am. What are you going to do about it?

Five Minutes Later...

Hiei: (gagged and tied up inside bathtub)

J.K. Rowling: Let 'im go, boys!

Yusuke and Kazuma: (shove bathtub off side of cliff)

Hiei: O.O (falls)

Botan: I don't think I'll miss him. He was too much of a jerk. (shrugs)

J.K. Rowling: I quite agree. Want to join me for some coffee and discuss the final book?

Botan: :D (totters off to Starbucks)

Yusuke: Well, that was fun. You think we should go find Kurama?

Kazuma: (vividly remembers a swirly-eyed Kurama with braids sticking up everywhere) Naaah. He seemed to be having fun with Sunshine.

Yusuke: I know, lucky fox. Next time I'm gonna be director.

FIN!

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End A/N: Phew, that was fun. XD Hope everyone liked it! No idea what the next chapter will be about, or when it's coming, but rest assured: it will come. This is way too much fun to stop doing. ;) And before anyone says I was bashing Hiei, I admit, I was... kinda. -.-; Don't get me wrong! Me luvs Hiei! But someone needed bashing in this chapter so... heh. In the next chapter I write, I promise I'll have Hiei bash someone else. Mmkay? Mmkay. Review please?