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Skywalker05: Thanks for telling me about the messed up formatting. I think I've got it fixed. A mushrump is the name given to a pile of leaves being pushed up by a young mushroom. You can't see the mushroom underneath, so it looks like the leaves form a small dome.

STOW: I suppose that you aren't a mushrump either…BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS! REVIEW PEOPLE!

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Chapter 4: Capture

Then, Cyber felt a hand going over her mouth and a vibro-blade at her throat.

"Watch it, Sith, or your friend will run out of blood, very quickly," came a slimy voice from behind her. Maul turned around, surprise evident on his face. He hadn't felt the things at all.

The things looked as if someone had bred humans and frogs. They were humanoids, with green, scaly skin, large, colorless eyes, fins going down their backs, and webbed hands and feet. There were about 12 of them and neither Maul nor Cyber could feel any of them using the force.

"Sith, you will come with us, unless you wish your friend to die. And don't even think about using any of your puny force tricks." The one who was talking then made a series of sounds, which sounded like a frog cloaking, and one of the other frog-men came up and took away his lightsaber.

The frogmen led them to a large, underground room; this room was a docking bay. Inside were two ships, a large, decorative, luxurious cruiser, and a large, armored bulk freighter, the kind used to move troops. They were brought onto the luxury cruiser, where there were thousands of yslamari. They could no longer use the force.

They were taken to a prison cell. Once they got inside, they heard a low rumbling and ship took off.

"Good Lord, it feels like I'm missing a limb or something. Ya know, one would never believe how hard it is for a force-sensitive being to adjust to normal."

"mmm-hm. Now what?" asked Maul.

"I don't know. It's your turn to think of something stupid to do."

"My ideas are never stupid. Your ideas are always the ones that get me in trouble. It was your idea to go joy riding through the rough side of the planet on a speeder bike. It was your idea to get a new color scheme for the infiltrator – mauve and chartreuse. It was your idea to skip the planet, running from Master Sidious, to take a pleasure cruise to Alderaan. It was your idea to attack Kurama. You were the one that ran out in traffic – 30 stories above the next walkway and in the middle of rush hour, saying that the force would save you. You were the one who decided to hack into the civil and planetary defense systems to erase all records of the fine that you received for leaping out in traffic and while there, you decided to have the computer say that there was a virus where there wasn't," Maul said, progressively getting louder.

"Are you sure you aren't forgetting anything?"

"NO!"

"At least I'm not a chauvinistic, hot-headed, daemon who dresses funny."

"You dress just as badly as I do. Hell, you wear the same clothes in a different size."

"They at least look decent on me!"

"Besides, wearing ugly clothes means that I don't have to worry about members of the opposite sex noticing me, unlike certain other personnel."

"I never have to worry about having enough credits for lunch. Unlike girls, boys buy food for people they like."

"Only if you act like a pathetic weakling!"

"Well, duh! Otherwise they think you're tough and will feel intimidated."

"It's better if they feel intimidated, that way they won't try anything on you, thinking that you're some type of whore that works for food."

"Well, now, with bodyguards like you hanging around, there's no way they're going to get anything from me, now is there?"

Cyber's voice had gone ice cold. From previous experience, Maul knew that anything that he said would set her off.

He said it anyway.

"What, did you really want it that bad?"

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Well, there's Chapter 4. What do you think about it? Hopefully, someone will review. Please?

P.S. What's "snogging?"

P.P.S. Those who don't know what "it" is, your parents won't like me if I tell you and I like it when parents like me. So I'm not telling, so there (sticks tongue out).

P.P.P.S. Did anyone (besides STOW, sorry "Doomie") catch my Yu Yu Hakusho reference?