Ranma Goes Insane Chappie 2: Ranma versus the big evil…thing.
explosion Thing happening
"YAHAHAHA!" Speech/insane laughter
BRING IN THE EXTRA… Author's voice…OF GOD!
I do not own anything my poor twisted soul may reference. All I own is the clothes on my back and this piece of shit computer…waaaaaaaaaaah!
I also do not own any of the Furcadia characters I may reference during this fic. Erentei Karasthein is my avatar in the game. Please disregard the flippant nature of the references to Furcadia, it really is fun and my character is like this only half the time.
Welcome readers to another brain-busting, spleen fragging episode of Ranma goes insane. It started with a princess named Zelda…Oops, wrong license gets beaten up by 500 Picori, Link, Ezlo, and the King of Hyrule Ahem, It begins in a temple…
Ranma stood in front of the altar, eyeing the idol. It was, oddly enough, a solid gold version of his female side in all her feminine glory- wearing nothing but her birthday suit.
"I'd better get this to a safe hiding place before Akane sees it and bashes me."
Saying this, he grabbed the idol…and nothing happened.
"All right! Indiana Jones can kiss my chu chu!"
Unfortunately, behind him was a giant stone Kamehameha statue. And, you guessed it- it exploded.
(Haha, you DIDN'T guess it!)gets punched by reader
Ranma slowly awakened to the sight of a guinea pig in a tuxedo standing on his chest.
"Welcome Mr. Bond. We've been waiting for you."
"But my name is Ranma Insane Saotome!"
"Whatever you say Bondtome. Let me get to the point. pulls out gameboy and starts playing
Ranma: "…"
Lord Bwee: All right! Die Riku, die!
Ranma: I do believe you were getting to the point…
Lord Bwee: Oh, right. pulls out RYNO Die script format!
Script format explodes in puff of logic spraying Ranma and Lord Bwee with confetti
Lord Bwee shakes himself.
"No matter how many times I kill that thing it always comes back and then I have to blast it away and I never get used to it. Gah!"
"…"
"I want you to help me take over the world. You see, we have the world's most powerful Potato Gun and we want you to use it. Our cute, furry bodies can't support it T-T.
"POTATO GUN! YUM YUM YUM! DO I GET CHUNKY PUFFS?
"Uh, sure."
"CHUNKY PUFFS! YUM YUM YUM!"
Teh Lord Bwee sighs.
"I just had to mention chunky puffs." Lord Bwee said resignedly. "All right, let's go."
"TABLE FOR TWO!"
Meanwhile, in the depths of space, Ryoko sneezes.
"Somewhere, a great destructive force and a sentient guinea pig are discussing a potato gun and chunky puffs! I gotta tell Washu!"
Back in…wherever they are…
Mumbo: You mean you don't know where your own characters are?
HEY! WHO'S THE AUTHOR HERE?
Mumbo points to JK Rowling.
"Uh, she is?"
YOU'RE FIRED! stuffs mumbo into cannon and launches into orbit
Back at the Pigloo of Solitude…
"All right, here we are. This is the main Bay Bay."
"Why silly guinea pig person name place Bay Bay?"
"It was the author's idea…mutters idiot…"
I HEARD THAT! I SHALL SMITE THEE!
Lord Bwee is smited (smitten? I don't know…)
ALL RIGHT, BRING IN THE EXTRA…I don't get paid enough for this…
Mr. Whiskers: You get paid? I thought you were doing this for fun?
OH, SHUT UP, YOU. smites Mr. Whiskers GAH! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN A LATER SCENE! BRING IN THE WHISKERBOT…
Ranma: "…"
Whiskerbot: Damn script format! destroys script format with chest-mounted rocket launchers
The extra walks in.
"I could have been a good little furre and stayed in Furcadia, but no..o..o. I had to go see the Internet for myself. And now I'm stuck with an insane author and his insaner creations."
SILENCE FOOLISH FURRTAL!
The extra sighed.
Ranma suddenly jumped up and fell on his face. Jumping back up, he said:
"I know! Let's all go to Furcadia and be animals! I wanna be a horse!"
Extra: Not a bad idea.
Lord Bwee: kaff kaff wheeze (weakly) "Why not?"
Whiskerbot: I have affirmation.
Mumbo (back from orbit and looking very charred): I've always wanted to see what it would be like to be an animal like that one time I turned the Teen Titans into a bear, a cat, a rabbit, a monkey, and a lamp! Though I doubt I could be a lamp…
KABOOM!
Ryoko crash-lands and says, "Damn script format! DIE!"
Script format flies off with a noise like a balloon flying away
Meanwhile in Furcadia…
Don Bakura: And that is why George W. Bush believes that all the Middle Eastern countries need to be annihilated.
Erentei Karasthein slaps Don Bakura with a fish in agreement.
Don Bakura is slapped o-o
Erentei Karasthein runs out the door yelling something about Ranma and potato guns!
Cuscus: O-O
Killing Joke: oo;
B.L.: Ooookay.
Litto: Is it just me or is he acting weirder than usual?
Meanwhile, on the surface of Magrathea, a sperm whale lands with a wet THUD.
Blamf!
The author looks at his smoking computer and sighs.
"Zeus dammit! That's the third time this week! Bring in the stunt computer…"
stunt computer is brought in
"DIE YOU USELESS PIECE OF PLASTIC AND SILICON!"
computer is beaten to gritty pulp
"All right, now let's get back to the fic…"
ZAP
Welcome To Furcadia! Please speak to Beekin the Help Dragon.
Beekin: You're hyoomans, aren't you?
Everyone looks down
InsaneRanma: "Gah we're not animals!"
Beekin says (mildly irritated I find it hard to believe he could ever be really angry): "The term is FURRES. And besides, you have to customize your avatar first."
LordBwee and Exxxtra: "but we're already animals…"
Exxxtra: I'm the only real furre here. The rest of you will have to create your own personas.
Beekin: THE WORD IS AVATARS!
InsaneRanma is an equine male with black fur, mane, and markings.
LordBwee is a male rodent with black fur, white markings, and green hair.
Exxxtra is an unspecified rodent with brown fur, white markings, and black hair.
Whiskerbot is an unspecified lapine with gray fur, hair, and markings.
Ryoko is a feline female with tan fur and blue hair, wearing a kimono.
Mumbo is a rodent, teal blue with white markings.
YOU"LL BE MEETING MY AVATAR SOON.
Exxxtra: "it's not enough that we have to deal with him, we have to deal with a second him. I should never have left in the first place…"
InsaneRanma: "Don't start that again you don't want to be smited do you?"
HE HAS A POINT YOU KNOW. AND HERE, TO SHOW I'M NOT ANGRY, IS A PINT FOR EACH OF YOU.
Everyone says: "Thanks!"
AND TO SHOW MY DISPLEASURE, HERE'S A SMITING.
smites
Everyone says: ow…
Erentei Karasthein appears.
Erentei Karasthein says: "Hello!"
What's going to happen next? Have I lost it? Well, yes, I have. But the rest you can find out next time on RANMA GOES INSANE! REVIEW OR I SHALL SMITE THEE! Oh, by the way, I do believe that's a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal about to land on your head. does wide, looney-tunes-ish sidestep
Thanx to all of u who reviewed.
Xero Reflux
Yes, it IS different! You win a Pie!
rabid groundhog jumps out of pie, sees own shadow, and attacks Xero Reflux
Baron Hasenpfeffer
Thanks for the review! Now go back to writing Really Random Rhapsodies. NOW!
OokamiShiroi
You are of the rightness not to feel safe…FOR ME IS INSANE!
Night Hunter MGS
I make people's heads hurt a lot…and other parts of the body…OK! MOVING ON! Oh yeah…next update on Crossover Celebrity Jeopardy, please?
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IMSOGLADYOULIKEITTHANKYOUFORREVIEWINGYAYYAYYAYYAY
If I forgot to mention you, it's mostly because my Juno is a piece of rancid monkey shit and I haven't been able to get onto If you are reading this it means I have uploaded it from a school computer.