We of GER do not own any of these anime.

Avia: We just

Vera: Like to

Luna: torture the characters.

If you have a character you would like us to torture please review and name the character you want us to torture and what show they are from (just incase we haven't seen the show we can look it up.) non anime characters are allowed as well.

A PSYCHOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE

SESSION TWO

CHANG WUFEI

Vera was looking through her bookcase when the door opened.

"Vera-Chan," Luna called. "Wufei is here for his next session."

Vera quickly stuffed a book back onto the case, and spun around to see the Siberian husky demon taking a seat in the back of the room, and the Chinese boy sitting in his usual seat across from her desk.

"Good morning, Wufei." She smiled. "How are you doing today?"

"None of your business, baka onna."

"Must all sessions start out this way?" she asked more to herself then him. "We were making some headway last time; I'd like to pick up there."

Wufei glared.

"Why do you dislike women so much?"

"They're weak."

"Why do you say that?"

"They.........just are."

"That's a convincing argument, Wufei, but please just give me a straight answer. When did this dislike of women start?"

Wufei did something no one expected; he sniffled.

"When Nataku died."

The psychologist was stunned. Had Wufei really just answered her? Better yet did he just sniffle? Luna snickered. "W

ho is Nataku?" She asked. "You've never mentioned her before."

"Ooh juicy gossip" said Luna grinning evilly.

"My sniffle wife." He grumbled as he rolled his eyes.

Shocked again...who'd be dumb enough to marry him?

"Why did this make you hate women?"

"She died because...Breaks into hysterical sobs. She was weak!"

"Luna-Chan, please get Wufei a box of tissue..." Vera asked the husky.

"Hai, Nee-Chan." Luna did as she was asked barely hiding her snickers, and Vera motioned for him to continue.

"She was a baka onna because she went to fight when she knew she'd loose!" He blew his nose loudly, sounding like a foghorn.

Luna made a disgusted look as he tried to hand her back the tissue.

"Who was she fighting?" The black lab questioned.

Wufei completely broke down. "Oz." He managed to say, although it was hard to understand though his girly sounding cry.

"I'll get some more tissue........." Vera said, sweatdropping as Wufei curled up into a fetal position and Luna proceeded to poke at him.

She was about to hand him a new box of Kleenex when he suddenly latched onto her and began crying on her shoulder.

'Nee-Chan.........get the Chinese Leech off of me.........' Vera begged Luna telepathically. 'This is a brand new kimono.........he's going to ruin it.........'

Luna, however, was rolling on the floor with hysterics at Vera's predicament. After about an hour of turning several interesting shades of blue, she was able to pry herself loose. Wufei sat there, and blew his foghorn of a nose for the millionth time.

"Well, Wufei, it looks like we're about out of time.........I'll see you next week........."

"Bu...Bu......sniffle Bu....." Wufei looked disappointed and mewled slightly, wiping his poofy red eyes.

"Here, snicker dry your eyes snicker." Luna said, handing him a large handkerchief

"Yeah." Vera added. "We don't want the other boys to know you've been crying, do we?" She pinched his cheek, shaking his head from side to side (Ya know, like those really old woman relatives do)

"No." He sniffled. "Thank you.........clears throat Baka onna. Oh and no one hears of this. Especially a certain braided baka."

Avia held the door open as he walked out.

"Bye wimp." She said, causing him to break down again.

"That's what Nataku used to call meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He wailed loudly, running away.

"I think he's gay........." Luna observed with a rather large sweatdrop on the back of her head.

"He was married." Avia pointed out.

"Haven't you ever heard of cover-up marriages?" Vera questioned.

"True.........True........" the other two commented nodding their heads.

"Oh yeah!" Luna exclaimed, reaching into her pocket and pulled out Duo. (She has endless pockets.........for a better explanation, read "Hikari Kouri Hi" By Avia now under Unspoiledrini)

Vera took the book back down from the case, revealing a video camera

"You got the goods?" Duo asked, walking up to her.

"Of course." Vera replied. "Don't forget our deal. You've got to take care of Usagi(Vera's puppy-bunny-thing) Neko(Luna's giant magenta cat) Shippo, and Avia's pack while we're gone on our vacation."

"How hard could it be?" Duo asked, grinning. (AN: Famous last words!)

Avia whistled and all of the above mentioned characters ran in. The last thing the three dog demons heard as they left was Duo asking for help from Kami-Sama and Shippo calling his braid "Prettyful."

"See ya in a week Duo-chan." They called in unison.

"Wait........... No............Gah!!!! Hey that's my braid!!!! Avia? Vera? Luna?"