Disclaimer: I will never own Inuyasha nor do I have any relations toward Rumiko Takahashi or her work. I own Ronin Urufu, so do not take him or I will hunt you down and make sure you pay.

A/N: Sorry for the wait! I had some writer's block.

Chapter Four: Kagome and Kouga did… WHAT?

"I have something to show you, Kouga." Kagome gave me a sexy smile and began to unbutton her jacket.

"Kagome… let's not get carried away!" I blurted out, giving her a wide-eyed expression.

"Carried away? I just want to show you a little something…" She cooed, undoing the final button in her jacket.

I stared at her, wide-eyed as the jacket came off.

I yelped and jumped back.

"Kagome, I'm not ready for this! We don't even know each other! I haven't done this for five years!" I yelled my eyes shut.

"Done what, silly?" I heard her giggle and I could smell her scent growing stronger as she moved closer.

"No! Get away!" I backed away and smashed into the wall.

"Open your eyes, Kouga!" I heard her cry and I felt her soft hands on my face, trying to force my eyes open.

That's not going to work on me. I told myself. She's trying to seduce me. Just listen to that little voice in the corner of your mind: No means no... Ah! She's pulling my eyes open with her fingers!

My muscles loosened and my eyes slowly opened a crack.

Kagome was standing in front of me, wearing a blue long sleeve shirt with white trim; on the back of the shirt it had the name Java Lava (A/N: Don't ask looks at Aertaa) in big yellow print; a blue hat with the initials JL and the hat had white trim at the bottom.

"Well, what do you think?" Kagome asked a blush on her cheeks and she spun around and took a look at me.

I was speechless.

"I know that the yellow clashes with the blue but… it can't be that bad." She looked at me; her chocolate-brown eyes sparkled.

I was still speechless.

"Come on, Kouga! At least give me your opinion!" She stared at me expectantly, her hands on her hips.

"I… I… that's what you wanted to show me?" I yelled, all of my surprise instantly turning into anger that shot out of my mouth as words.

"You pervert! What were you thinking?" She shouted, turning bright red.

"Wait a second! Why did you lock the door?" I roared, pointing towards the door.

"Oh that. So I could… investigate you." Her eyes traveled to my tail.

"Investigate me?" I exclaimed; feeling revolted at the fact that she was looking at my tail like some sort of creature in a zoo.

"I have my suspicions, Kouga." She pursed her lips and tossed her hair to the other side of her neck.

"Kagome, what…" I was cut off by that the fact that she had started to circle me.

I edged towards the door and put my hand on the doorknob.

I tried to turn it. It wouldn't budge.

Oh yeah. The bitch had locked the door.

"Why did you lock the door?" I asked, giving Kagome a quizzical look.

"We can't have you running off in the middle of investigation time, can we?" Kagome chuckled at her own stupid joke and waved the key in front of my face.

"Give me that!" I flailed my arms, trying to retrieve the key to my freedom.

"You're not a human, Kouga. I can tell. Your tail gave you away. Ah ah ah!" She cut in just as I tried to protest. "Don't try to protest. Also, when you knocked me down today I happened to notice that; One, no ordinary person could have knocked someone like me to the ground with just a gentle push. And two, I noticed your fingernails ARE twice the length as mine and mine are fake!" She flashed her hand to prove it.

"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THAT FUCKING KEY, YOU-!" I hesitated, unable to think of a word bad enough to describe her.

She stuck her red tongue out and placed the key in the center. The tiny key went inside her mouth, along with her tongue.

I stood there, revolted at the fact that her saliva had just touched my only hope for freedom.

"If you want it, come get it!" She waved me forward.

"SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!" I yelled, kicking the wall at every word I said.

"This room is sound proof, silly!" Kagome gave a silvery laugh and stuck her tongue out of her mouth, revealing the key once again.

"The room is sound proof?!" I exclaimed, surprised at my terrible luck.

"Yes. This building used to be a recording studio, you know." She paused, obviously lost in thought.

She blinked, out of her trance and then looked back at my corner.

"Come and get it!" She sang as if she was calling a dog… or should I say wolf.

Without thinking, I grabbed at her tongue.

Time seemed to slow down as I tilted forward, missing Kagome's tongue, my arms flailing and my body falling on top of hers.

We both fell to the floor with a crash. I was on top of her, my nose a few inches away from hers. She looked at me with her chocolate-brown eyes.

"Kouga..." Kagome trailed off, my face reflected in her orbs. Her eyelashes were flecked with tears. Then it hit me, once again.

She… DEAR GOD… She thought I was… DEAR GOD…

"Kagome-I-can't-have…" I paused, a vision of me doing it with a human processing through my mind.

She placed her finger on my mouth to silence me.

"Kouga… you… have… fangs…" She whispered, her finger still muffling my trails of speech.

I was so entranced by the fact that from another's point of view, it appeared I was seducing Kagome that it didn't occur to me that I been turning the door knob the wrong way when Kagome had pretended to trap me. It also didn't occur to me that she had never in fact locked the door.

I realized all of this; the very moment Kagome's finger left my lips and something else had replaced them.

Any answers from the audience?

If you guessed her lips, you guessed right.

Strangely, I was not trying to escape her lips but I was… uh… enjoying the moment.

Oh sweet kami! She tastes so good! What am I saying? If Inuyasha found out, I'd probably have to change my name, dye my hair and leave the country! Wait… mmm… her tongue … inside … my … mouth … mmm … feels … so … good! What do I do what do I do? She's… mmm... damn… Inuyasha's probably going to kill me… if… he… finds out… These were my thoughts. My senses were failing but Kagome's scent was so strong, it was burning my nostrils.

It was heaven. I didn't have a son. My rent wasn't low. I had never met Ayame. All there was; was this storage room and Kagome.

Then it had to happen. The one thing that stopped Kagome and I from going a bit further had to happen at this very moment.

Mutt-face lounged into the storage room; passing my and Kagome's forms on the floor; whistling Every Heart; all the way to the shelves.

He took something off the shelf, holding it like a football and was just about to leave the room when he noticed Kagome and me.

He froze at the doorway and play by play, he took a few small steps back; then slowly did a spin to face my left side. He dropped his item and stared stupidly at us.

He looked he was having a seizure as the fact that Kagome and I was kissing was processing through his one-passage mind.

His eyes were wide as saucers and his mouth hung stupidly open.

"Kagome… what the fuck are you doing?!? That bastard must have put you up to this shit! Kagome, are you fucking listening to me?!"Inuyasha then started yelling garbled phrases that made no sense. Something about a wolf eating a peanut butter log but I wasn'tlistening.

Kagome and I were now lost in our own worlds.

Inuyasha must of stormed out or something to go tattle to Sesshomaru because Kagome finally released me from her kiss; Inuyasha wasn't there.

I was partially dazed and I felt strangely warm. I was also very sweaty.

And to all you perverts out there; YES, OUR CLOTHES WERE ON.

It finally hit me what I had done to whom.

I had kissed Inuyasha's girlfriend. Correction, she had kissed me. Inuyasha's brother was Sesshomaru, who could fire me from my job thus making me unable to support my five-year old son and pay the rent of my apartment at the same time thus making me have to crawl back to Ayame on my hands and knees.

Hell, it was going through my mind so fast; my head hurt.

Then I noticed Kagome staring at me; in shock at what she had just done.

"Kouga… I…" She trailed off and gave me a dreamy expression.

"Kagome… I have to go." I muttered and ran out of that storage room as fast as I could, leaving Kagome there with a dazed expression.

I spent the rest of my shift avoiding Inuyasha and Kagome's eyes and just washed dishes. Finally, I had my lunch break and left the building with hopes of avoiding Kagome.

If only if I had known what was coming? If only I had learned from my experience with Ayame.

A/N: Well, that was a nice chapter. Again, sorry for the wait! I'll get off my lazy butt and start Chapter Five. Really! ::ducks from tomatoes and knives thrown::