Darkie: Another story that's not going to do well. -sighs-

Yusuke: Then why do you keep writing?

Darkie: Because I live to annoy you Yusuke.

-Yusuke glares-

Darkie: Anyway, I'm going to write a story that will probably go nowhere!

Kurama: That's not to encouraging.

Darkie: Yeah, well, I can't actually say I'm a encouraging person. Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Darkie does not own anything besides the names of her own characters.

Darkie: Okey Dokey! Start!


Three girls walk down through the woods making their way to the mall. On the left there was the darkest looking girl name Alexandria, or Alex as her friends called her. She pretty much dressed in black every day.The second girl (in the middle) was the loudest one, named Lisa, probably the most encouraging one. The last, but certainly not the least, girl was Maria. The shy, quiet, probably most sane one.

Lisa: So, which way do we go? They were heading towards the mall

Alex: Right.

Lisa: Right What?

Alex: No RIGHT! As in the direction!

Lisa: I knew that, just teasing.

Suddenly they heard a rustle in the trees that made everyone jump.

Maria: "What was that?"

Lisa: "Probably just a squirrel, nothing to worry about Mari!"

suddenly two red eyes were peering out from the bush

"AH!" All three girls screamed.

Alex: DIE ALUCARD!–throws a rock at the eyes-

: "OW!"

Alex: RUN!

They all turned around and hit the road as fast as they could.

-Back at the bush-

"Nice going Hiei!"

Hiei: "Not my fault my eyes are red."

"They practically glow in the dark!"

"Ahem!"

"Demons, go figure."

"Stupid eyes."

"SAY THE AGAIN!"

"AHEM!"

"Let's just get this over with."-.-;

"Yeah."

"Fine."

"Hn."

-back to the girls-

Lisa: "What was that?"

Alex: "Don't know, but we're here." bringing herself to a halt

Maria: "Shame I didn't think to bring my cell."

Alex: "We should be fine. Other people will be inside, it'd be hard to be able to suck our blood out with other people screaming."

Lisa: "What the heck is an Alucard anyway?"

"The king of Vampires!" She said enthusiastically

Lisa: O.O "No more vampire movies for you."

Maria: "Maybe we should go inside. You know, BEFORE THEY COME!"

Alex: "That's a good idea."

Lisa: Let us hurry.

-An hour later, in the mall-

Alex: "Hey. Is it just me or have thosefour guys been following us for the past 10 mins."

Maria: Don't know, I guess. I haven't really been paying attention.

Lisa: Don't say that Alex. Your making me more nervous after that whole Alucard situation."

Alex: Well, if they get any closer, then we panic.

Mari: What will we do then?

Alex: I don't know. Run?

Lisa: That might not be the smartest trick in the book .But-

Maria: I suppose we're not too smart of people!

By this time they were on the escalator when they notice that the four men were coming closer.

Maria: Run?

Lisa: Sure why not!

Alex: Before they get to us.

Suddenly, they took off in a sprint in different directions.(That wasn't exactly planed)The four men also went off in different directions. (two went after one)

# Lisa, and the "Vampire"#

Lisa: AH! Leave me alone!

Hiei: Get back here and I won't hurt you! (he's running after her if you haven't figured that out)

Lisa: YEAH RIGHT!

Hiei: What makes you think I'm lying? -.-

Lisa: Stalker!

She grabs a book from the nearest book store and throws it.

Hiei: .

-Silence-

"Do me a favor, don't wake up." and with that she turned and ran

#Maria and the Red head guy#

Kurama: I'd prefer not to chase you. Just come along quietly.

Maria: No!

She turned and hid in a plant store, which would porbably be the BIGGEST mistake of her life. Just when she thought she would be safe and in the clear, a plant grabbed her hand.

Maria: AH!

Kurama: Don't try to struggle to much. You'll only get yourself injured."

#Alex and the 2 weirdoes O.o#

Kuwabara: Get back here!

Alex: Drop dead!

Kuwabara: In your dreams!

Suddenly the guy dressed in green appeared out of nowhere.

Alex: Get! Lost!

She threw a puch to get him out of her way, and wouldn't you know it, it worked! There's a first for everything folks.

Yusuke: .

Alex continued to run without looking back at the guy.

Kuwabara: Great! Now I lost her.

stares at Yusuke

Kuwabara: So much for being the #1 Punk at school.

Alex: Hopefully……I..won't…run into……them….again.

Suddenly one comes around the corner while the other comes from the other side.

Alex: AH!

Lisa: AH!

CRASH!

"Where's Maria?" they both asked

Lisa: Don't know! I hoped you were with her!

Let me go!

A&L: Maria?

They sneek around the corner to see one of the men holding a GIANT GREEN VINE? Wow, don't see that everyday of the week.And Maria was in it.

-.- "Will you please stop it. I'm not going to harm you." Said the guys siting on a rock.

Maria: Says you.

Lisa:What are we going to do?

Alex just shrugged. "Do you think I know everything?"

HEY!

Their stood a very mad Hiei and Yusuke, with a big lump on each head.

L&A: EEK!

They ran towards Kurama without thinking.

Lisa: Gimme!

She grabbed the vine outta the shocked Kurama's hand who sorta looked like this O.O

Alex: We'll get you outta the freaky thing as soon as we lose them.

Maria: Just keep going! They're gaining!

Alex: What you got?

Lisa: To throw?

Alex: DUH!

Lisa: A book.

Alex: -.-; A book

Lisa: YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER?

She tossed a book towards Alex

Alex: Was hoping for a hammer but it will do!

She throws the book at Hiei and Yusuke causing them to pass out...again

Alex: RUN!

They eventually out run the two conscious ones while they were seeing if their friends were still alive.

-an hour later-

Lisa: Let's get you out of this…….THING, Maria.

Lisa took one end of the vine and Alex grabbed the other as they started to pull until the vine until it eventually gave.

Maria: Freedom!

Alex: Sweet freedom.

Maria: So, where we go from here?

Lisa: Home I guess.

Alex: Home? HOME?...o.k., fine.

Lisa: .;

Maria: Let's hurry. I don't want to see them again.

-So they go home, simple right?-

-8:00 am Monday morning walking to school-

Lisa: To tired to go to school.

Alex: Zip it. You're not the only one.

Lisa: You are ALWAYS crabby in the morning.

Maria: Guys? Look.

The guys from yesterday were standing in the middleof the sanded path. Two of them with big red lumps on their heads.

"Oh My God, they're conscious." Said Alex with an evil grin on her face

"Shut Up! You were lucky last time! This time, You're coming with us!" Shouted the guy in the green .

"Bite me! We're not going anywhere! Creepy Stalkers!" Shouted Lisa looking pretty annoyed.

"Calm down, we are not-" but the green guy interrupted him-

"Grrrrrrrr………..Come here!" he ran after her

Lisa: EEK!

That sent her running for her life, in fact no one ever saw her run so fast, but I suppose, when a creepy guy is chasing you……

"Run for your life Lisa!" Shouted Alex

"What do you think I'm doing?"

"WATCH OUT!" Pointed Maria

KA BAM!

Well, Alex got whacked on the head by a ……fist? Yeah fist! Lets go with that.

"ALRIGHT! WHO DID THAT? "Man was Alex annoyed, unfortunately for the guy in the blue, he was sitting there with a fist shaped hand.

"YOUR GOING DOWN, PUNK!" She reached in her pocket and pulled out a very intimidating hammer, yep a hammer.

Kuwabara: O.O AH!

That set off yet another chase, this time Alex chasing the blue guy.

Maria looked around and noticed the red head guy that captured her yesterday and suddenly got really scared.

Maria: O.O Eep!

She scurried off after that.

"I'm the nicest person here and she runs from me. -sighs-"

"Had bad experiences, perhaps."Said the "vampire" guy

Kurama: Perhaps.

During this wonderfully short conversation everyone happened to catch up with each other and are no pounding the pulp out of each other……..except Maria, she's just keeping her distance from the red guy.

"Ahem……….. AHEM!"

That caused everyone to stop right in their tracks.

"What do you want Botan?" Said the green guy

Alex: Ha! I told you one day Lisa that we would all die at a very young age! She leads the River Stinx!

Lisa: How can you tell?

Alex: She has an oar.

Lisa: What's that have to do with anything?

Alex: I don't know, but it's REALLY COOL!

-ANIME FALL-

Alex: What?

Maria: It's unlike you, is all.

Botan: Well, if you don't mind, we really need you to come with us.

Lisa: Why?

Alex: Sure!

Maria:Wait, Alex, why should we go for her? We didn't go for the other guys.

Alex: Yeah well, they could be killers or something.

Maria: How do you know she's not?

Lisa: You ask too many questions, Maria!

Botan: All will be explained later.

"…………….."

A&L&M: Okey dokes!

Hiei: Well that was simple enough.

Botan: Alright! Let's go!


Darkie: Chapter ends there! MUAHAHAHA!

Hiei: FINALLY!

Darkie: You no likey?

Hiei: No, I don't like it.

Darkie: Good! I'll continue then!

Hiei: -.-

Darkie: Anyway……. Review please:)